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- Salmander Farting noises sound over the PA
- Feierbird Halim texts Tiana. {I have the ring. Where should I give it to you?}
- Salmander <PPPPFFFRRRTTTT>
- Salmander <PPPRRRRFFFFFTTTTRRRFFF>
- Pemander A.J. stops and looks up.
- Salmander <PPPRRRFT>
- Salmander <PRRFT>
- Pemander "What the devil..."
- Salmander <POOT>
- Feierbird The monkey shakes its head at Terrance. It shows its ID Badge, which ranks it as just an engineer monkey.
- Feierbird Halim blinks at the speakers.
- Mr_Wilt Another voice comes over the PA.
- Mr_Wilt <SALMAN GET AWAY FROM THE PA SYSTEM.>
- Feierbird Halim giggles just a bit.
- Dawny {My room please} Tiana heads there.
- Salmander <THAT WASN'T ME IT WAS REGGIE>
- padri Ren covers her ears with her hands.
- Salmander <I MEAN, UH...>
- Feierbird Halim heads down towards Tiana's room.
- Pemander A.J. flatfaces.
- Salmander And then, in a deeper voice: <I'M REGGIE>
- Pemander "Is this a joke?"
- Feierbird Halim is just snickering at this.
- Pemander He turns to Stoat. "This is a joke, right?"
- Feierbird He arrives at Tiana's room!
- Uncandescent Terrance makes his best effort to ignore it.
- Pyrok "Welcome to 354, AJ."
- Mr_Wilt <IF YOU DON'T GET OFF THE PA SYSTEM IN FIVE SECONDS I'M GOING TO COME INTO YOUR OFFICE AND BEAT YOU.>
- Dawny Tiana is looking at her trashed room. She sits in the middle of the floor and starts to cry.
- ShadesO`Gray Don sighs, shaking his head as he closes the door to his room, {I promise to tell you what you need to hear... and to let you know if that is a lie or not... right now that's the best I can do.}
- Salmander <WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS JIM? I THOUGHT WE WERE PALS! YOU'VE CHANGED!>
- Feierbird Halim walks in awkwardly. "I, uh... got the ring."
- Pemander A.J.'s face goes ghostly white. "Wait a minute, is that...Director Corbette?"
- Mr_Wilt <FIVE.>
- Salmander <PRRRFFFT>
- Feierbird Halim would be more concerned right now but the PA is pretty funny.
- Dawny Tiana sniffles and wipes her eyes. "Merci"
- Mr_Wilt <FOUR.>
- Salmander <PPPRRRFFFFT>
- padri Ren sits up. "I'd like to give Corbette a piece of my mind." She sniffles as she says it.
- Mr_Wilt <JESUS FUCK WHAT DID YOU EAT?>
- ShadesO`Gray Don moves back to bed, "Tiana is staying... and I'm going to talk to someone tomorrow to see what exactly we can tell her from the week she forgot..."
- Pemander "The person...in charge of the site...is...is a..."
- Salmander <IT'S A WHOOPIE CUSHION DUMBASS>
- Pyrok "He doesn't so much /direct/ as he does... I have no idea really."
- Pemander "I am going to die, aren't I
- Mr_Wilt <YOUR MUM IS A WHOOPIE CUSHION.>
- Feierbird Halim hands it to her. "So what's g-" Halim is interrupted by farting.
- Salmander <ALTHOUGH, SERIOUSLY, THOSE BURRITOES IN THE CAFE- HEY, WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?>
- Mr_Wilt <I SAID SHE'S A DEFLATED OLD PINK WHOOPIE CUSHION, SALMAN.>
- Pemander A.J. groans. "Now I know why Director Olin transferred me here..."
- Dawny Tiana snuffles again and sad!glomps Halim. "P-please...stay...."
- padri She doesn't acknowledge Don's words, cause she doesn't think she can without crying.
- Pemander "He wants me dead!"
- Salmander <JIM YOU AND I BOTH KNOW MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!>
- Feierbird Halim stays. "Okay."
- Uncandescent "Do you know any alternate routes into Records?"
- Mr_Wilt <SAINT WHOOPIE CUSHION.>
- Pyrok "Don't worry, we only lost /non-essential/ personnel last night, and that was a site-wide event."
- Feierbird He hugs Tiana. "Is there any way to turn off the PA?"
- Salmander <YOU'RE GONNA NEED A CUSHION WHEN I GET OVER THERE!>
- Tox|Laptop <Shut up, both of you. I know where you sleep and how to kill you with medication.>
- Salmander ~Hey everybody, penis penis penis>
- Salmander *~
- padri "Is that. . . Brain?"
- Mr_Wilt <THAT'S IT.> The sound of a microphone hitting the floor fills the PA system.
- Feierbird ~Not now, Brain.~
- ShadesO`Gray "God I hope not..."
- Dawny Tiana shrugs, nuzzling into him. "Will you stay tonight?"
- padri ~Brain, what do you want?~
- Feierbird "Okay." Halim nuzzles back.
- Salmander The PA is silent for a moment, then the sound of two men slapping each other and whining can be ehard.
- Pemander "Oh Lord, I just heard a voice in my head."
- Pemander A.J. begins shifting back and forth and pulling on his hair.
- Tox|Laptop <Fucking idiots.>
- Feierbird "..."
- Mr_Wilt <OW! Ow! Fuck! That was really hard!>
- Salmander And then moans of pleasure
- Pyrok Tobias sighs and leans back in his seat. "Hey Stoat, who would I talk to If I wanted the security footage of this?"
- Mr_Wilt No. No moans of pleasure.
- Feierbird "Okay, what."
- Soulless "...Security offices."
- Feierbird Redact the "okay, what".
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