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- >Day What Did The Five Fingers Say To The Face in Equestria.
- >Skipping down the street as you are wont to do in the middle of the day, you laugh merrily, and play with the greatest toy ever invented by mankind.
- >Mothers pull their foals inside at the sight of you and quickly barricade their doors.
- >Pones be jelly of your child-like wonder and innocence.
- >Stretching the toy to it's full length, you let go with a snap and watch it rebound back and forth.
- >Jesus fucking Christ this is the best quarter preceded by your entire life savings that you've ever spent.
- >You're referring of course, to the sticky hand you got from the arcade in Cici's Pizza back home.
- >It only took 38 tries at the crane game to get.
- >But the possibilities are limitless with the sticky hand.
- >Want to high five someone?
- >It can do that.
- >Grab pieces of paper, and other small things that have a flat surface?
- >Sticky hand that shit.
- >Slap your junk around?
- >Damn straight.
- >It does everything that a normal hand can do, but from a distance.
- "Everything except feel..."
- >Stopping abruptly in emotional turmoil, your head droops towards the ground with a look of sadness coming to your features.
- >"U-uhm... Anon? Are you alright? If you don't mind me asking?"
- >From the corner of your eye; you make out that yellow ball of sexual angst they call Fluttershy floating next to you with a worried expression.
- >Wiping your eyes, you banish the thought of the unloving household the sticky hand must have come from.
- >Don't let them see you cry, Anon; or it'll be the belt again.
- "Yeah... Yeah, I'm alright. Just made myself sad for a second."
- >She nods sympathetically at your plight while landing beside you, as though she knew exactly where you were coming from.
- >"Oh... Well, if you'd like, we can visit the s-spa? Would that make you feel better?"
- >She tilts her head cutely while asking you, her inquisitive gaze making you wish it were possible.
- >Even though you know she would spend the entire time ogling your Adonis like figure.
- >You wouldn't mind despite the girlishness of it, but you aren't allowed into the spa anymore.
- >Something about the large bath there not being an appropriate place to test the compatibility of your seed with the pones.
- >The ticket you got from the guard was for a public masturbation charge, but he's just ignorant to the ways of human science.
- >Racist.
- "Maybe another time, Flutterstutter. Thanks anyway."
- >Patting her head, you smile down in gratefulness at the kind; even if slightly demented mare.
- >"Okay, if you're sure. M-maybe I can come with you then?"
- >Still returning her gentle smile as she stares up at you; you reply in a sincere, heartfelt tone.
- "No; fuck off."
- >She flinches back; but then slams a hoof down with a stern; determined look.
- >"W-well I'm going with you a-anyway, mister. You need cheering up."
- >You weren't really paying attention to her outburst; as Roseluck had just trotted by, and damn.
- >Her supple; squeezable flank gyrates slowly as she walks, with an almost inaudible sound of velvet being rubbed together.
- >Biting your lip, you know what you must do.
- >Stretching your sticky hand back, you take aim and release.
- >The hand whips through the air, and slaps against that sweet pone butt with a resounding smack.
- >Roseluck immediately freezes, and you can see a shiver travel down her spine.
- >Slowly turning her head to face you; tears well up in her devastated forest green eyes, and her lip begins to tremble.
- >"Wh-wh-wh-wha-"
- "B-b-b-back dat ass up."
- >The floodgates are released, and she gallops away from you with tears streaming in the wind behind her.
- >...Yep.
- >That'll be another sexual harassment charge.
- >You really can't afford to keep doing this, but you swear they're asking for it.
- >If they didn't want it, they wouldn't be naked all the time.
- >"A-Anon..."
- >Glancing back to the yellow mare at your feet; she returns your look with a pout of intense jealousy.
- >She turns around and rests her weight on her bent forelegs; rear swaying invitingly, and tail flicking about to barely cover her shame.
- >Looking back over a wither at you with a fierce blush and folded ears; she mumbles out to you in quiet embarrassment.
- >"Y-you can smack my flank... I w-won't run..."
- >...
- "...Heh. Gross."
- >Continuing on through the town while swinging your sticky hand above you in wide circles; you remain oblivious to the yellow mare trailing at your feet and trying to get your attention.
- >You don't make it 20 steps before your toy is ripped from your grasp by an airborne pegasus.
- >"AGH WHAT IS THIS!?"
- >Rainbro plummets from the air and forms a good 8 foot trench in the dirt with her impact.
- >"O-oh, my..."
- >Her limbs are splayed out randomly, and they twitch every few seconds.
- "Holy shit, Dash!"
- >Running up to her downed form with a concerned Fluttershy at your side, you untangle the sticky hand from her oddly bent wings.
- "Be more careful next time, damn!"
- >Ignoring her pained moans as she's looked over by her kind friend, you inspect the damage on your toy while shaking your head.
- >Fucking pones, trying to wreck your fun with their shenanigans.
- >"RD, are ya alraght!?"
- >The concerned yelling draws your attention to AJ as she gallops to her prismatic friend from her familys' fruit stand.
- >Standing next to the prone pone to examine her alongside Fluttershy, she shoots you an accusatory glare.
- >Seriously? Like this is your fault.
- >"Whut in tarnation did ya do this tahm, Anon!?"
- >Narrowing your eyes at her, you defend your freedom to do irrational, dangerous things in the presence of others.
- >Because you're from Murica, damnit.
- >Public endangerment is a way of life.
- "I didn't do nuffin! She just wasn't looking where she was going, as usual."
- >"Dangit Anon, this is tha third tahm this week ya done got a good pone hurt with yer nonsense! Yah'd better be more mindful an' considerate a' pones around ya,'for ah have tah make ya!"
- >Crouching down, you lock eyes with the irate country mare and begin to swing your hand above your head again recklessly, as Fluttershy nervously looks on.
- "Then make me."
- >Coming nose to snout, you glare angrily into each others eyes as your sticky hand whooshes above.
- >Electricity arcs between you, and sparks practically shower down from the intensity of your gazes.
- >Shit's about to go down, and it's been a long time coming.
- >"Oooh; p-please don't fight..."
- >And then the stretching line connected to your sticky hand snaps from the abuse it's taken at hooves of that Rainbow menace.
- >All three of your heads turn as the hand slings off through the nearby window of a house, eliciting a scream from inside.
- "...Whoops."
- >Turning your eyes back to the orange mare, your nose meets her muzzle once more as her glare deepens.
- >The scowl on her face almost has the corners of her mouth dragging along the ground.
- >Activate evasive maneuver.
- "Kissu."
- >"..."
- >10 minutes later; once you've finally found your nuts that were relocated to your shoulder area from the force of an enraged buck; you walk towards the now quiet house to retrieve your sticky hand.
- >Dashie lies behind you unconscious; completely forgotten in the heat of your magical lip work.
- >Your yellow stalker follows, but she hasn't spoken a word to you since you lightly pecked AJ; clearly coming down with a serious case of butthurt.
- >She stomps along at your back muttering pone versions of curses, and irate questions of "B-bucking Anon; why don't I get a kiss".
- >Lol; she mad.
- >Stopping out front with what remains of your sticky string in your hand waiting to be knotted back on, a terrible realization washes over you.
- ...This is where Lyra and BonBon live.
- >Rushing forward, you kick open the door and shout into the house with a fanatic zeal.
- "FUCK YOU LYRA, IT'S MINE!"
- >You hear a squeal, and the soft scrambling of panicked hooves from somewhere inside while you stomp through the door.
- >Entering the main hallway of the house, you stop as you pass the kitchen and see BonBon sitting at the table, her face hidden by a newspaper.
- >Without even having to open your mouth, she points up the stairs towards the bedrooms.
- >Giving her a nod of thanks, you make begin to make your way up.
- >"...Anon."
- >Freezing in your tracks, you slowly turn and walk back towards the kitchen entrance; Fluttershy continuing on up without you.
- "Y-yeah?"
- >You wince as she lowers the newspaper to reveal eyes burning with rage above a small red hand imprint.
- >Fuck.
- >"You're going to fix that window."
- >Opening your mouth to reply, she cuts you off with a low growl causing you to flinch back and silence yourself.
- >"And bellyrubs. Lots of them."
- "O-okay..."
- >She slowly raises the newspaper back to her face, cutting off your line of sight.
- >Trembling; you back away while bowing your head repeatedly and continue up the stairs.
- >That pone can be terrifying.
- >The last time you pissed her off, she pelted you with candy for a week and left you a bruised, sobbing wreck.
- >She used gummy bears.
- >Reaching the second floor, you break into a run and start kicking down each door you come across.
- "LYRA!!!"
- >Bathroom.
- "LYRA!!!"
- >Linen closet.
- >The last door in the hallway is already open; so you close it and kick it open again.
- "LYRA!!!"
- >"AAAGHAH!"
- >Got it.
- >The mint mare in question is huddled fearfully across the room, peaking out at you from behind her bed.
- >You aren't going to fall for those folded back ears and teary eyes, your sticky hand is more important.
- "Hand it over. Get it? Hand?"
- >You're so fucking clever.
- >"B-but, I-"
- >Advancing on her slowly; you crack your knuckles threateningly at her.
- >She blushes.
- >Wut?
- >"I don't have it anymore Anon..."
- >She points towards the open window with a hoof; the fabric of her curtains gently flapping in the summer breeze.
- >"Fluttershy barged in here just before you and took it..."
- >Fluttershy...
- >The light in the room seems to dim at the anger suddenly coursing through you.
- >Or maybe you're having an aneurysm.
- >"It was great: the perfect representation of human anatomy in elastic, fun to play with form..."
- >Your rage dies down as you see the forlorn look of longing on her face.
- >Nodding along softly to her deduction, you can't help but understand her pain at losing such a god tier toy.
- >It really is that great.
- "I know, Lyra. Believe me, I know. That's exactly why I must see it returned..."
- >That little yellow fuck has gone too far this time.
- >Backing up to the edge of the room; you get a running start before leaping through the window.
- >Or trying to but failing miserably and nearly concussing yourself; as pone windows are much smaller than your lanky human frame.
- "Tchaah... Fuckin pone arcitechture...!"
- >Nursing the growing lump on your forehead; you proceed back down the stairs towards the front door; hunching over and glancing away as you pass the kitchen doorway once more.
- >"Don't make me come look for you..."
- >Your shaking escalates as you stop in the doorframe with your eyes planted on the floor.
- >"I-I won't..."
- >And then you're off; sprinting through the streets of Poneville while whipping your head around looking for any sign of that yellow succubus.
- >4 seconds later; you're faceplanted on the ground with your spine bent in towards itself, and your feet hanging above your head from your forward momentum.
- >When that momentum finally dies and your spine straightens back out; you rise and glance back in anger at that Rainbow dimwit taking a nap in a long trench that suddenly appeared in the road somehow.
- "Rainbow, this is no time for your shit!"
- >She doesn't respond.
- >Lazy bitch.
- >Continuing to sprint down the path in a panic; you lock gazes with Raras' little sister ahead of you.
- >Baring down on her with a crazed look in your eyes; her own widen with a startled squeak and turn in fear to gallop away.
- >None of that.
- >You pull her into your grasp as soon as you catch up, and begin to violently shake her while screaming loudly an inch from her muzzle.
- "WHERETHEFUCKDIDFLUTTERSHYGOTELLMENOWAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"
- >As soon as you begin to yell, she starts screaming back at you in a high pitched voice that you'd find adorable if this weren't a matter of life and life without your fucking sticky hand.
- "USELESS!!!"
- >Dropping her into a wailing pile of ivory filly; you continue to sprint through the town; your destination being that homewreckers cottage.
- >She's a total shut in most of the time; where else would she be?
- >Running to the edge of town and leaving a trail of horrified pones in your wake; you eventually come up to her animal infested house.
- >Berry the bear waves at you in greeting, so you stop to politely wave back.
- >Berry's a total bro.
- >You pant in exertion as you finally reach her porch and kick in her double door; then slam it closed; then kick it in again because you're that fucking pissed.
- "YOU."
- >There she sits; casually crossing her forelegs across her tuft of chest fur and glaring upwards and away from you with puffed cheeks.
- >Storming your way over; you gaze down at her in your rage.
- "Give it back."
- >She whips her head around to face the other direction; her mane almost slapping you in the face.
- >"No."
- >...Did she just...?
- >Can she do that?
- "What did you just say?"
- >Her cheeks extend even further as she refuses to look at you; muzzle scrunching in vexation.
- "No."
- >This is new; you almost don't know how to react, so you do what you do best.
- "I will literally kill you and eat the body; don't test me woman."
- >Even in the face of your threats; she doesn't back down.
- >Her head finally turns in your direction as she locks her angry glare with your own.
- >"Then you won't know where I hid it. I'm tired of you always ignoring me; Anon. You flirt with every mare in Poneville but me..."
- >Her incensed look melts into one of sadness as her words continue.
- >"T-there's nothing wrong with me; I'm n-not dirty, or ugly... A-am I...? If you want your precious goopy hand back, then... Then you'd better show me some appreciation, mister."
- >Putting her pissy face back on; she once more looks away from you and towards the ceiling.
- >With all of your mental strength, you resist the urge to slap her shit like Rick James for calling it a "goopy hand".
- >Your eyes dart around the room as you consider your options.
- >You would rather put your dick in a cheese grater than give this pone the slightest show of non ironic affection.
- >But life without the sticky hand is not one worth living.
- >Sinking to your knees and biting your lip as a single tear rolls from your eye; you take up one of her back hooves into your hands.
- >Leaning over with a choked sob; you gently kiss the inside of the hoof and work your way around the edge.
- >Gazing back up to that sadistic bitch of a pone; you see her suddenly bashful face glowing a bright red as her eyes look anywhere but at your own.
- >"O-oh my... You can... U-uhm; you c-can keep going... If you w-want..."
- >You don't have a choice in the matter.
- >Long into the night you pleasure Fluttershy for that sweet reward.
- >And despite the lifetime of hours spent sobbing in your shower in a fetal position afterwords; scrubbing away until you bled at the filth that you will feel on your skin forevermore; you know it was worth it...
- >Also Bonbon beat your ass for not coming back.
- >Then Rarity for scaring her sister.
- >Fucking sticky hand.
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