Human to Pony Shimsham. [Partially EQG]

>Day 96 in Equestria
>You're Sunset Shimmer, and you're surprised that you've survived this long
>Between the alien world and the alien body, anybody would've assumed you'd have fucked up long ago
>But somehow, you're still kicking
>Literally
>"Consarnit, Shimmer!" Your boss, Braeburn, says, "Y'all gotta buck th' center of th' tree, or ya won't get all th' apples!"
>So, okay, maybe your hoof-eye coordination could use some work
>You rear up and kick, this time hitting the tree right in the middle, causing dozens of apples to fall into baskets around the bottom
>"Good job, girl," He says, "Now, mah cousin AJ's sendin' somepony t' help balance th' farm accounts, so why don't y'all take th' rest of th' day off?"
>Oh hooray
>You're sore, tired, and now don't even get a full day's pay
>You sigh and begin walking toward the barn, where you've been living for the past few months
>You miss your house
>You miss your nice, warm bed
>You miss your family
>You miss-
>"Um, excuse me?"
>You look up and nearly scream
>Standing in front of you, towering above your tiny pony body, is a man
>A human male, wearing a business suit
>You're not alone!
>There's someone else!
>Maybe he knows a way home?
>At least you can stick together now!
>You can't wait to speak with another human, so you open your mouth to speak, but all you can get out is a weak stammer, before fainting dead away
>Day 98 in Equestria
>You're Sunset Shimmer, and you're finally going home
>When you woke up, you were cradled in Anon's arms on a train
>Apparently Braeburn told him about your 'delusions' and apologized for your behavior
>After thoroughly interrogating him about you, Anon decided to take you back to Ponyville with him to see the princess, and she agreed to help you get back home
>She's a pretty cool pegacorn
>Apparently the horseland version of yourself is the one that kidnapped and replaced you
>You wish Twilight would let you kick the crap out of her, but she assures you that she'll punish the doppleganger bitch
>When someone pulled a bag over your head at that party, you thought you were going be part of someone's woman suit!
>And now, finally, you step through the mirror portal, and onto the campus of Canterlot High
>You look at all the people around, and down at your fingers
>And your naked breasts
>... You left your clothes in horseland
>Fuck