SG-1 Equestria(WIP)

>SG-1 walks through the Stargate
>Emerge to an ancient dungeon like structure within the bowels of the Castle of the Sisters
>DJ: "Scanner is clear. Air is good. Look at these strange markings! Maybe their culture reveres equines."
>Teal'c: "It would appear that way, Daniel Jackson."
>O'Neil: "Well, saddle up. There must be someone around."
>Sam: "Let's avoid horse puns if we do find locals. They might not like it."
>O'Neil: "You heard her, guys. No horsing around."
>The squad moves through the old ruins, sweeping the walls with their lights.
>DJ: "If I'm guessing these pictographs to be correct... There was some kind of battle between two of them and there was a retreat to a moon of some kind. From there the other assumed total power over the... I guess the world."
>O'Neil: "Great, another tyrant in charge of an alien world we know nothing about. Can't we ever go somewhere nice? Maybe a planet where all there is to see is miles of coastline and beach chairs with umbrella drinks."
>Teal'c: "I do not know if it is wise to drink from an umbrella, Colonel O'Neil."
>With a moment of awkward silence, the group continues up through the ruins.
>At the same time, higher up in the castle, various duos of ponies were making their way through the castle.