Please Call me Prinz! [Typeset]

Please Call me Prinz! Translation
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>[Oppai Pudding]
>Oy, Suzuya, tell me, what should I do?
>Eh?  >I~'m Be~gging You~
>Why are you charging over?  What are you talking about?  Speaking of which, could you stop?!
 >Hold on, H-hold on!

>-------Why....
>Hm?
>Everyone in the naval district calls me Eugen-san!
 >Eh | is there something wrong with that name?
 >THere's a big big problem!
>For me it's a huge problem!

>Well that's your name innit?  Isn't it normal to be called Eugen?
  >But it's so uncute, isn't it?!
>This name "Eugen"....
>it sounds like some old guy with his hair all over the place, doesn't it?
>Does it?
>So why don't you just tell everyone to call you Prinz?
>Well~ if I do that it'd be like I'm forcing everyone to call me a prince, so I kind of feel bad....
>[Mhm]
>[Is that so--]
 >But saying this to Suzuya makes it seem like you're forcing me.  [Not that I mind.]

>I'm home.
 >Ara, Eugen-san's come over, please enjoy yourself...
 >Please don't call me Eugeeennnnnnnn (note: it says Prinz, but that's definitely wrong).  >Well, I kind of figured this would happen as soon as I knew Kumano was out.
>Eh...ummm....did I do something that offended her?
 >Ahh--uhh...

>...and that's why I want to figure out how to convince everyone to spontaneously call me Prinz.
>Well, I finally know what's going on....
 >...But in this kind of situation
>it's really hard to change once you get used to calling someone something.
>....Weellllll, even so, if someone keeps calling you Prinz, they might eventually come around and start calling you prinz too. Eug...uhhh....Prinz?
>That's it!  Suzuya, if you call me that, I think everyone would eventually come around to it!  >really....
>I'm really not used to this....I've always just called you Eugen too.

>I see.  | So you were unhappy about your name and so wanted to discuss it.
>Um, but I don't remember a single time I've ever called Eu....Prinz-san "Prinz-san" before?
>Ahh--well, whatever, Suzuya's never done it either. But when I said it earlier there was a strong sense of deja vu.
 >Speaking of which, what made you decide against being named Eugen-san?
>Because Prinz is cuter, isn't it?! | they're both my names anyway, so i want the cuter one!
>[Prinz || Cute!!]
 >[Eugen || Not cute!!]

>But speaking of which, Prinz isn't really a person's name, is it?
>Guh
>Although at the root it's not a person's name, "Prinz Eugen" is my actual name...
>Everyone calls my fellow Germans DDs Z1 and Z3
>cute names like Lebe and Max!!
>So why?  Just my name has solidified, and on the uncute side no less!!
>Ah, I suddenly remembered.

>Eugen-san is really close to "Oi-gen-san," so it's really easy to tie in! (note: "お-い源" basically sounds just like Eugen)
>Who?!
>I see.
>Ah crap...it seemed too right so I ended up agreeing out loud....
>[Ha?!]
>On the other hand, it's very hard to japonize Prinz or find a Japanese Cognate.
 >Don't say it! Don't twist the knife!
>Eh....No, no, that wasn't my intention.

>Sorry Eugen-san, I had no ill intent....Ah, Prinz-san!
 >Whatever, it's okay....this was the name given to me, it's fate or poor fortune...
>Huh?!  That's right....how did I forget something so simple?!
 >Nicknames!
>I always see situations where they you guys are called "Suzu-chan" or "Kumano-chan!"
 >By that logic, if I get a cute nickname someone will call me that...

>By that logic, wouldn't you still be called Eugen?
 >Wai--
 >Sorry, forget I said anything.
>No matter how much I fight, I can't escape the fate of being called Eugen....
>Hold on--isn't her mood all ruined again?
  >Uhh...that's true.  Hmm....

>...that's right!  >We can use Gen-san's impression to our advantage!
>[I've been called Gen-san again....]
 >But how....
>Fufufu....when you realize what it is, you'll be amazed by its simplicity.
  >Leave it to me.
>I, Kumano, have found an excellent solution!
>This way we can definitely solidify Eu....Prinz-san as your name for sure!

>Listen up. First do this....
>[whisper whisper]x5
>Mhm mhm, then how about this...
>I'm kind of worried after all, but let's see how it goes.
>Whew~ so what did those two decide on in the end?
>Ara, Suzuya-san, good morning!
>You came just in time!  Please watch and give me your thoughts.
>Hm?  What?
>Her confidence actually makes me even more worried.
 >Behold!  This is my trick to get rid of Eu...Prinz-chan's conundrum!

>This is!
>Prinz-san's newest pose!
>W....what is that....
>We're pushing her first impression closer to "Prinz!"
 >By putting on the pudding cap, this operation forcibly changes Gen-san impression into the "Pudding" (Purin in japaense) impression!
>[Fu][sion]

>Also, the headdress required a night's work from AKashi-san!
>[The heck is this?]
>It seems like innocent bystanders have already been involved.
 >[I kind of feel bad...]
>Amazing!  I feel like if I have this everyone will call me Prinz!
 >Yes (literally, Ehhhh! in the Japanese way)!  With this, anybody who sees you will get the Prinz expression!
>So you going to wear that to sorties from here on out?
 >Ahhh....rehhh?
 >No, just while resting....
>What are you talking about?  Don't you realize what happens if you don't wear this while sortieing and on standby?

>Could it be that you're afraid?
 >No....
>Although this is a really good plan, | once I start to realize i'm going to do this in front of people I suddenly feel really embarrassed....
>Well, it is embarassing.
>Is that so? But it's so cute and friendly, I felt like this was a great plan.
 >By the way, if you wear that crap to battle I guarantee you you're going to incur disciplinary action.
>I understand, let's abandon this plan.
>But aren't you eyecatching enough even without the pudding suit?

>Even without that kind of getup, aren't certain parts of you already like pudding?  >Hold on?!  What?!  SUzuya's suddenly talking like some kinda old man!
>Now that you said it, isn't it kind of true?
>If that's the case, then why didn't I give off an impression of pudding?!
>It's because there are a lot of people with great bodies here, probably.
 >[The end!!]

[Postface]
>When I handed in the manuscript, the second set of swimsuit CGs was just coming out.
What the hell, why couldn't I find Suzuya's swimsuit pose? I felt like if it should be anyone it should be her with a swimsuit picture, right? Don't you agree?
>This time around, the SuzuKuma duo group together with Prinz. There are a lot of groupings which I feel like you could put together three people. I feel like the CA groupings are still insafficient. I think everybody would support this grouping!
 >And once they become the canonical grouping, we'll definitely get some seasonal CGs...right....?
>...why no swimsuits?
>[By the way, Suzuya-san, if there's anything you want to tell me....]
>Nothing!
>This is Suzukuma's portion.