Drug Dealer Anon Chapter #1

Drug Dealer Anon Chapter #1

>As you continue into town is it deafly silent
>Not a single person to be found
>And in fact
>The entire town seems to be made for dwarves
>Everything seems... Smaller
>Strange enough, there are carts every few meters just stocked full of fruits and vegetables
>There must be some weird honor system in town to say the least, seeing as they are just openly leaving goods out
>Feels like you're being watched
>"Achoo!"
>Yep, definetely being watched
>You turn around and spot the offender
>It's a... Pink horse
>Wat

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>As soon as she saw your expression she bolted off
>Wat
>No seriously
>Wat
>Someone needs to beat the kids who painted that poor horse
>Continuing on you admire the craftsmenship of this town
>The buildings are simple and efficient, other than a few outliers that appear to be crafted off of weird things
>There's a carousel, a candy building, and even a...
>Is that a tree
>They built a house in a tree
>How is it not de-
>You know what
>Doesn't matter
>It's cool anyhow
>You must be tripping balls right now dying on your living room floor

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>This town is so colorful
>It's so colorful it's giving you a headache
>Deploy tactical canteen
>Taking a swig, you hear footsteps behind you
>You turn revealing
>More horses
>Jesus fuck It's like someone ate a box of crayons and vomited all over the poor things
>Purple, Yellow, Blue, Orange, White, and that Pink one
>Jesus fuck is that one wearing makeup
>Backawayslowly
>They're following
>Fuck
>Tactical moonwalk activated
http://youtu.be/ueSpVbJL2_Q
>They're still following
>Fuck
>180
>Start sprinting
>Looking behind you
>Still following
>Suddenly the Rainbow one takes off
>WINGS?
>WHAT
>It crashes into you and you go flying
>FUCKFUCKFUCK

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>You smack face first into a tree
>Mother of god that's going to hurt
>You turn around and kick the horse in the face, sending it flying into a nearby wall, crashing through it and out the other end
>You don't feel good
>Your brain feels like It's swelling
>You fall to the ground, blacking out in the process
>Sleep takes you instantly

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>Eyes open and fluttering
>Arms? Chained
>Legs? Chained
>Head? Feels like It's been hit with a hammer
>You can barely see a white horse with a red cross on It's... Flank?
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>Frightened, she jumps to the side smacking her head on the wall and knocking herself out
>Well that didn't work
>Suddenly guards rush in, seeing the knocked out nurse, and you chained to the bed
>"How the... how did you even... You know what, never mind"
>It just talked
>Wat
>Now It's dragging the other horse out
>A scroll beings to enter the room in an aura
>Followed by the same unicorn as before
>Is it... Levitating, you know what, nope
>NOPE
>"Oh good, you're awake"

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>"...c-can you understand me"
>You nod yes
>"Well... can you talk then?"
>You nod again
>She claps her hooves together, but then frowns
>"And you're not going to do so...?"
I'll do as I please
>She backs up a little bit, recoiling from the sound of your voice, before returning to her normal stance
>"Great, I've got a few questions"
Go ahead, It's not like I have much to do anyhow
>You say sarcastically while tugging on your chains
>"What species are you? I've never seen something such as yourself before in my studies"
>Think
>THINK
>Ding ding ding
Human? I suppose...
>"I've never heard of a hyuman before, where are you from?"
The United States? Ring a bell?
>"And where would that be? United States meaning it must be made up of smaller countries..."
North America...
>"...and where is that? I'm sorry for asking so many questions, I'm just so curious to meet a new species!"
The North-west hemisphere
>"...you're not from here are you"
Nope
>Silence creeps into the room while you try to fumble and get your capsule into your mouth

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>"What is that you're trying to do..."
>You look up
Put this in my mouth
>"Why"
>*Sigh*
Ever heard of Vicodin?
>"Nope... What is it? I assume some sort of drug..."
It's a drug that makes pain go away, I've concentrated it and put it in a capsule that's on my neck
>"Why would you need pain medication anyhow? You don't look that bad to me"
Because I kinda got smashed into a tree and my head aches for the first time in months, that's why
>"About that... You severely injured Rainbow Dash when you kicked her... She may never fly again"
And she attacked me, so we're even. That dyke deserves everything coming to her. Who the heck just attacks someone out of the blue? Eh?
>Awkward silence filled the room as you continued to attempt and swallow the capsule
>Eventually it is bathed with a purple aura and it floats up to your mouth, looking up you spot the purple one looking at you sheepishly
Thanks
>You bite down
>Feelsgoodman

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>As the drug kicked in you started to feel better, not as stressed, relaxed
>The pain was numbed a little, not as intense, it was felt, just not acknowledged as pain
>The purple one stared at you, writing little bits of information down from time to time
So what, am I supposed to sit here chained while you take notes or can I be released, my wrists ache like a mother fucker and its not stopping.
>"Well... I can release you, but you have to promise not to hurt anyone. If so... Well... We'll have to hurt you"
Fine, I promise
>"Pinkie Promise?"
Who?
>"Nevermind" she says as a purple aura surrounds your bindings, popping open and releasing you from the bed
>You eagerly rub your wrists and ankles, flicking your hand a bit to get blood flowing again
>You look down, noticing your belt and pants were left unmolested
>You look to your right, backpack unmolested sat your backpack, which was quickly overslung back onto its rightful place
>You look down to the small pony, you towered over her while she only made it to a little above your hips
>She shifted uneasily in her seat

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I never did catch your name...
>"Twilight Sparkle, and you?"
>Wait a second
>What is your name?
>Just go with something dark and EGEE
>Right
Let's just say... Anonymous
>"Works for me, now let's go see the Princess she must be dying to meet you!"
Wait, what? I didn't agree to meet your princess...
>"Oh well, Ponyville didn't have good medical care for your species, and with you kicking Rainbow Dash, we had to take you to canterlot"
Ok...
>"And in Canterlot the Princess lives, she's going to be so excited to meet you! I can feel it already"
Right, you lead the way.
>You follow her, leading into a long and seemingly unending hallway, leading up into room seemingly like a church, and at the end, two huge double doors
>I swear if you get caught with all that blow...
>Shhh, It's happening
>The doors open and you are lead inside...

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>Inside are two tall ass ponies
>Well, only to around your nose, but you get the picture
>They're looking with absolute concentration, visage unchanging and showing no emotion
>Staring into the depths of your soul as you approach
>Twilight bows and you quickly do the same
>"Rise"
>You do as you're told
>Twilight runs up to the white one and embraces her in a hug of some sort, "Princess Celestia, It's good to see you"
>The blue one looks dejected, until Twilight runs up and hugs her as well, "Likewise for you Princess Luna"
>Don't fuck this up
>Eventually she settles herself by your side again, and Celestia's visage turns to a loving smile, while Luna's remains cold.

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>The silence is broken as Celestia speaks up, "So..."
Anonymous
>"Anonymous, yes, what brings you to the land of Equestria?"
If I knew I'd tell you, I just woke up here a day or two ago.
>"Do you have any recollection of how you got here?"
I have the faintest idea but I'd rather not divulge the details
>"I see, it must be hard trusting people you have only met days in advance with personal affairs" she stands, wings stretching and folding back to her side
>"It must be scary for you"
No, not really, I've always got an exit strategy for when things get bad
>"And that is?"
Fight my way out, or commit suicide
>Silence fills the room, way to go, you've gone all DARK and EGEE on these pastel ponies
>"And you would just... You would just end it? Just like that, through all you've been through just end it?"
Yep, I'd rather die than live down on my knees, no reason to live if life isn't worth living
>"Anoymous, is it. We were once sure that life was not worth living... but with time it had gotten better..." said Luna, emotion in her voice
Back where I'm from if you fuck up hard enough life doesn't get better, it gets gradually worse 9 times out of 10.
>"I see, so Anonymous, Twilight reported you kicked one of the Elements of Harmony and injured her severely, do you have an explanation for that" her voice cold and unkind

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>That Rainbow Dyke? Well that's easy
She flew towards me and smacked me into a tree, I responded in self defense plain and simple. Serves that dyke right.
>"Self defense by kicking her in the face? Don't you feel that's a little extreme"
Well she made me end up in the hospital, I say it was a fair trade off...
>"I see, I'll make note to strike any record from the court, she's known for stunts like this, a little over her head... Nonetheless, tell me about yourself"
Myself?
>"Yes, your profession, your world, your family, your friends..."
>Hoh boy, might as well be honest, you can always kill yourself
I don't have a family, anymore at least... My friends left me due to my profession or decayed...
>"Decayed"
Ah yes, my Profession, I am a dealer of all things illegal
>"Illegal, so you're a criminal?"
In my world yes, I deal in mind altering substances
>"I see, such as alcohol?"
No, Alcohol is mostly legal, I deal in harder substances that give you a feeling you will never be able to experience without them. A high you won't experience anywhere else
>"I see, such as?"
>You pull out a blunt
Know what this is?
>"No, not at all, it looks like a cigarette or cigar of some sort"
>You light it, take in a huff, and breath it out
Would you like to try it?

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>"Well... I suppose, I am after all immortal to an extent... No harm in trying it"
>You hand her the joint, which she inhales
Try to hold it in for a little bit
>After around 15 seconds she exhales, coughing
>"It smells just dreadful"
I agree
>You hand it to Luna, who takes a huff
>Then to Twilight
>"I don't really see how this is supposed to do anythi- woh" Twilight says
>"We are experiencing... a calming senstation" says Luna
>"The same for I, I suppose"
Right now the substance had given you THC which is a mind altering drug, depending on the weed it can be a calming high, a more stimulant high, or elsewise
>They begin slinking in their seats
This is only the beginning of drugs, non-addictive, no dependency on the drug.
>The blunt levitates out of your hand and back to Luna, who takes another hit

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>"We feel... Good, as if all the problems are lifted off of our shoulders
I've got seeds for this plant, all kinds, and instructions for growing. If you have a garden or some sort with suitable growing conditions...
>"Yes, that would be great"
>You pull out the seed packets and the instructions, which are levitated from your hands
>"I'll see to it that these are grown and processed, but for the mean time I feel like going on a walk, don't you Luna"
>"We would enjoy that, Twilight Sparkle?"
>"Yes"
Let's go then!
>So you and the calmed princesses and Twilight take a stroll through the castle, out the door, into the gardens, and around the castle walls
>Yep, life here may not be so bad after all.

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