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- ALL LOAN WORDS FORBIDDEN
- Yuna: Hyah~, Togo-san won!
- Itsuki: You just can't beat Togo-sempai at strategy games, huh.
- Karin: What do you mean strategy? It's just a card game.
- Togo: But a loss is still a loss.
- Fu: A punishment game's in order, huh~ So? Togo. What do we have to do?
- Togo: All losing players are forbidden from using European words.
- Yuna: Eh? European, as in English?
- Togo: No English, German, or French words either. You can only use Japanese words.
- Yuna: German...? French...?
- Itsuki: Germany and France are countries of old that we've learned about in History, right? But... I'm not sure which words came from which languages.
- Karin: Oh. Well, that's easy. Just don't talk at all.
- Togo: You may not stay silent for more than three seconds either.
- Karin: Eh!?
- Itsuki: Umm... you say they're forbidden, but what happens if you do speak them...?
- Togo: Speakers will be punished further.
- Fu: Wh-what!?
- Togo: Okay, then at the count of three, all words of non-Japanese origin are forbidden. 3, 2, 1, begin!
- Yuna: ...F-Fu-sempai!
- Fu: Wh... whaaaat... is... it...?
- Yuna: What are you drinking?
- Fu: This? It's CAFE AU-... *cough* *cough* boiled beans diluted with milk!
- Itsuki: Boiled beans...
- Togo: Karin-chan, your three seconds are almost up.
- Karin: ...! B-boiled beans are dumb. The best drink has got to be SPOR... exercise drinking water!
- Togo: How wonderful. This is the proper way for Japanese people to converse.
- Yuna: ...
- Fu: ...
- Itsuki: ...
- Karin: ...
- Togo: What's wrong, guys? You can't stay silent, you know? I'll start the countdown. One~... two~...
- Karin: Awawah! Wh-what should we eat on the way home today!? Udon? Or how about CA... uh, you know! That soft! Sweet! Thing!?
- Itsuki: Ahh! You mean that stuff with the heavy CREA... WHIP... uh~ that fluffy wuffy gloopy gloppy white stuff!
- Fu: Ew! That sounds so gross when you put it so strangely like that!
- Karin: Wait, can she say fluffy wuffy and gloopy gloppy?
- Togo: Onomatopoeias are fine by me.
- Itsuki: ...phew.
- Fu: L-let's go with udon! A middle school girl's correct choice of afternoon snack has to be udon!
- Yuna: Sure is~! Udon's the best!
- Itsuki: Agreed! Udon banzai!
- Karin: ...
- Togo: Karin-chan. One~... two~...
- Karin: Mmmaahh! Uh, um... U-udon... good. Sweet one... bad~...
- Itsuki: That sounds less Japanese and more space alien...
- Fu: Okay! Let's stop by for some udon on the way back today!
- Karin: (whispering)Hey! Why are you deliberately moving this to the way back home!? It'll be much easier on everybody if we just end this here!
- Fu: But I want to eat udon!
- Togo: One~... Two~...
- Yuna: Hyahh! Just the other day, a relative of mine gave me some GERBE... GERB-ish flowers!
- Karin: GERB-ish...?
- Yuna: B-but it's a proper noun... GERB... GERBE...RA...
- Togo: It's furouka in Japanese, you know?
- Yuna: Oh!
- Karin: Unfair! That's just wrong! That's bias! You can't let bias override the rules!
- Togo: I am the rules.
- Karin: Gununu... fine, you guys do whatever you want. I'm gonna skip out and do some TRAINI... I mean exercise.
- ItsukI: So are you gonna drink those things again? You know, those pill-like, drug-like things...
- Karin: How many times do I have to tell you!? Those aren't drugs! They're SUPPLEMENTS!
- Yuna&Fu&Itsuki: ...ah.
- Togo: Okay, Karin-chan. That's a strike.
- Karin: Aaahhhhh---!!
- Togo: So, now that Karin-chan's lost, she'll have to eat my specially-made extra large botamochi!
- Karin: Mggggaaahhh~~! M-my perfect CALORIE count---!
- Itsuki: Ah... CALORIE...
- Togo: Okay, Karin-chan. Strike two. Here's another one.
- Karin: Mggaaaahhhh~~~!
- Fu: Sometimes Togo frightens me.
- Yuna: ...Let's... stop doing punishment games.
- Itsuki: I think that's a good idea...
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