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  1. ALL LOAN WORDS FORBIDDEN
  2. Yuna: Hyah~, Togo-san won!
  3. Itsuki: You just can't beat Togo-sempai at strategy games, huh.
  4. Karin: What do you mean strategy? It's just a card game.
  5. Togo: But a loss is still a loss.
  6. Fu: A punishment game's in order, huh~ So? Togo. What do we have to do?
  7. Togo: All losing players are forbidden from using European words.
  8. Yuna: Eh? European, as in English?
  9. Togo: No English, German, or French words either. You can only use Japanese words.
  10. Yuna: German...? French...?
  11. Itsuki: Germany and France are countries of old that we've learned about in History, right? But... I'm not sure which words came from which languages.
  12. Karin: Oh. Well, that's easy. Just don't talk at all.
  13. Togo: You may not stay silent for more than three seconds either.
  14. Karin: Eh!?
  15. Itsuki: Umm... you say they're forbidden, but what happens if you do speak them...?
  16. Togo: Speakers will be punished further.
  17. Fu: Wh-what!?
  18. Togo: Okay, then at the count of three, all words of non-Japanese origin are forbidden. 3, 2, 1, begin!
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  21. Yuna: ...F-Fu-sempai!
  22. Fu: Wh... whaaaat... is... it...?
  23. Yuna: What are you drinking?
  24. Fu: This? It's CAFE AU-... *cough* *cough* boiled beans diluted with milk!
  25. Itsuki: Boiled beans...
  26. Togo: Karin-chan, your three seconds are almost up.
  27. Karin: ...! B-boiled beans are dumb. The best drink has got to be SPOR... exercise drinking water!
  28. Togo: How wonderful. This is the proper way for Japanese people to converse.
  29. Yuna: ...
  30. Fu: ...
  31. Itsuki: ...
  32. Karin: ...
  33. Togo: What's wrong, guys? You can't stay silent, you know? I'll start the countdown. One~... two~...
  34. Karin: Awawah! Wh-what should we eat on the way home today!? Udon? Or how about CA... uh, you know! That soft! Sweet! Thing!?
  35. Itsuki: Ahh! You mean that stuff with the heavy CREA... WHIP... uh~ that fluffy wuffy gloopy gloppy white stuff!
  36. Fu: Ew! That sounds so gross when you put it so strangely like that!
  37. Karin: Wait, can she say fluffy wuffy and gloopy gloppy?
  38. Togo: Onomatopoeias are fine by me.
  39. Itsuki: ...phew.
  40. Fu: L-let's go with udon! A middle school girl's correct choice of afternoon snack has to be udon!
  41. Yuna: Sure is~! Udon's the best!
  42. Itsuki: Agreed! Udon banzai!
  43. Karin: ...
  44. Togo: Karin-chan. One~... two~...
  45. Karin: Mmmaahh! Uh, um... U-udon... good. Sweet one... bad~...
  46. Itsuki: That sounds less Japanese and more space alien...
  47. Fu: Okay! Let's stop by for some udon on the way back today!
  48. Karin: (whispering)Hey! Why are you deliberately moving this to the way back home!? It'll be much easier on everybody if we just end this here!
  49. Fu: But I want to eat udon!
  50. Togo: One~... Two~...
  51. Yuna: Hyahh! Just the other day, a relative of mine gave me some GERBE... GERB-ish flowers!
  52. Karin: GERB-ish...?
  53. Yuna: B-but it's a proper noun... GERB... GERBE...RA...
  54. Togo: It's furouka in Japanese, you know?
  55. Yuna: Oh!
  56. Karin: Unfair! That's just wrong! That's bias! You can't let bias override the rules!
  57. Togo: I am the rules.
  58. Karin: Gununu... fine, you guys do whatever you want. I'm gonna skip out and do some TRAINI... I mean exercise.
  59. ItsukI: So are you gonna drink those things again? You know, those pill-like, drug-like things...
  60. Karin: How many times do I have to tell you!? Those aren't drugs! They're SUPPLEMENTS!
  61. Yuna&Fu&Itsuki: ...ah.
  62. Togo: Okay, Karin-chan. That's a strike.
  63. Karin: Aaahhhhh---!!
  64. Togo: So, now that Karin-chan's lost, she'll have to eat my specially-made extra large botamochi!
  65. Karin: Mggggaaahhh~~! M-my perfect CALORIE count---!
  66. Itsuki: Ah... CALORIE...
  67. Togo: Okay, Karin-chan. Strike two. Here's another one.
  68. Karin: Mggaaaahhhh~~~!
  69. Fu: Sometimes Togo frightens me.
  70. Yuna: ...Let's... stop doing punishment games.
  71. Itsuki: I think that's a good idea...
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