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- >Living with Rainbow Dash for a number of years now
- >Ponyville is okay with this
- >You work as an apprentice to Dr. Whooves at his clock shop
- >You are trusted to work alone
- >Customer drops off a broken time piece
- >You head into the workshop in the back
- >See Dash laying on the work table covered in grease
- >Jimmy reaching criticle rustle mass
- "Dash, I need to work, can we do this later?"
- >Dash slinks out the back
- >Hours later at home
- >You get home, Dash is on the couch looking dejected
- >You jump her bones like a rabid dog on a slab of beef
- >miles away
- >Flutterskank and Applerape simultaniously blush
- >Rabbits go into season early
- >The Monitor of the omniverse's nose twitches
- >Been in a publicly accepted relationship with Rainbow Dash
- >It's your day off
- >Unfortunately you have the day alone
- >nomegusta.mkv
- >You know RD has rain scheduled today
- >Time to take advantage of this
- >Trollface.dll
- >Rainbow Dash and her weather pegasi co-workers are filling up the sky with darkened clouds
- >You show up in the park clad in a thick trench coat
- >It starts raining
- >You drop the coat
- >Cyan blue Banana Hammock
- >Bathe in rain
- >She sees you
- >All her co-workers see you
- >She jumps down and chastises you like a child
- >Don coat and slink home
- >Later that evening
- >Dash bursts through the door
- >Livingroom becomes a rodeo, you're the bull
- >miles away
- >Lyra and Bonbon have a sudden reconcideration of sexual preference
- >Vinyl Scratch's record scratches backwards
- >Strelnikov becomes sober
- >day...man fuck the days, they don't matter
- >It has been so many years in Equestria that Earth is nothing but a faint memory
- >You wouldn't go back even if you were given the opportunity
- >You've had so many adventures and you've settled down
- >You married Rainbow Dash half a dozen years back
- >Shortly after, a gentlecolt, Doctor Whooves, gave you a job in his clock shop
- >You're relatively sure he took you on as apprentice because of your dextrous hands
- >In mere months you excel at your job, fixing clocks and watches with excelent skill
- >It's summer, it's hot, and you're sweating your jimmies off!
- >You've got the door open to help cool the shop
- >Whooves is out too and you've got a watch needing to be fixed
- >To remedy this, you've taken to fixing the watch in the front, listening to anyone who comes in
- >A cool breeze crosses the back of your neck
- >Feelsgood.dll
- >'Wait a minute, this doesn't feel right' you think to yourself, setting your jewlers screwdriver down
- >You're jimmies begin to jingle
- >Something is not quite right
- >It feels like you're about to be...yep there she is
- >You smile
- "Hello Rainbow Dash."
- >An exhasperated, and raspy, groan fills the shop
- >"I can't sneak up on you anymore, how do you always know?"
- >You shrug and grab the Cyan Pegasus out of the air and pull her into a tight hug
- "I can always tell when you're nearby."
- >You're getting sweat all over her
- >"Ewwww sweaty human!" she protests, laughing loudly
- >You don't let her go, rubbing your sweaty neck against hers
- >"Oh Celestia damnit! Anon, let me go, I'm going to stink."
- >Don't give two bucks
- >She's flailing, that means her wings are going into overdrive
- >You, and the shop, are cooled down from her flapping and you let her go
- >Grinning like nothing is at all wrong.
- "Thanks for fanning the shop, hun!"
- >She hovers there, holding her forelegs out,
- >"Uh huh, now I'm going to smell like you all day!"
- "You say that like you don't like it."
- >Her cyan cheeks redden and she turns tail and leaves
- >Oh yeah, you still got it
- >Later that night...
- >You arrive back to your home, a tower designed by Twilight Sparkle and Rarity, to give Dash her lofty view, while giving you a solid place to stand
- >You reach the top of the stairs, Celestia preserve you, you hate these stairs
- >The door bursts open and rainbow blur tackles you
- >Dash is nose to nose with you
- >"About that comment earlier,"
- >She licks her lips seductively and puts her mouth to your ear, dropping her voice to a whisper
- >"You are absolutely right."
- >Several Super Novae went off that night
- >Miles away
- >Queen Chrysalis and her brood found their appetites satiated and they didn't know why
- >The Zap Apples came into season early
- >Strelnikov sobered up in a bar, again, there were no survivors this time
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