bind "F2" "say he may be hacking and fucking ur mama, but hes still knows how to make a sick nasty pizzza"
bind "F3" "say My main account steamcommunity.com/id/skilltim/ is global"

alias tla tla0
alias "tla0" "say █  █▀▀; alias tla tla1"
alias "tla1" "say ▀▀█▀█; alias tla tla2"
alias "tla2" "say ▀▀▀  ▀; alias tla tla0"
bind "F5" "say Cheating is impossible on VAC(tm) secured Servers"

bind "F6" "say was ist claimahaus für 1 nicer dude"

bind "F7" "say Damage given to Twin Tower -911 in 2 Hits"

bind "F8" "say ALLAH ISN'T REAL"
bind "F9" "say you can find me in minecon cringe compilation video"
bind "F10" "disconnect"