Tulce and BoB

It was a nice summerday. Tulce thought he might make the best out of it and go to the beach, enjoying the sun and feeling the warm breeze.
Since he was feeling like this day was going to be special he picked his favorite sundress and made his way to the beach.
Once he arrived and put his hello kitty beach towel on the ground. He knew this would not be a typical day.
He realized there was a heated conversation going on near him so out of curiosity he decided to listen more closely.
It was between a tall blonde girl and a guy that was obviously hitting on her. Tulce decided to listen closer
"Hey gurl, your boobs are hanging out!", the guy said laughing. "NO they are NOT!" "Exactly that is the problem. Give me a peek! They call me 50 for a reason"
Tulce was impressed by how much of an alpha that guy was, so he decided to go over to him once the girl left furiously.
Tulce grabbed his hello kitty beach towel and went up to "50" and sat right next to him. Without a single word spoken he looked right at Tulce.
"They like it when you talk to them like that, even though they won't admit it." Tulce nodded but did not want to continue this topic, so he decided to small talk.
"So what are you doing right now?" Tulce asked. "I am hitting on everything that walks and from time to time I am making fun of this guy over there!"
He pointed to a person not that far away from them "Do you see that guy? The guy that looks like he skipped leg day?" 50 chuckled.
"Word on the street is that they call him Mcscrag. Let's bring him over as well, that shit will be golden!"
Before Tulce could even respond 50 whistled him over and Scrag came over to them, although he was hesitating.
"What is it guys? I have to be back home soon. I have a big assignment waiting at home. I design custom lamps" Scrag told them proudly.
Both Tulce and 50 did not know how to respond, so they just showed themselves impressed and stared into the sea.
Suddenly 50 rushed up to his feet, looking at the others in pure excitement. "This is it. The perfect idea. You guys can be helpful, this is fate"
You could read from the faces of the other two that they had no idea what he was talking about.
"So who actually gets ALL the bitches? Guys in bands of course. We are all so different, it's like that boyband shit! This has to work"
"But we are only 3 people, this will never work" Scrag responded immediately. 50 decided to look around. "What about those scrubs?"
He looked over to two guys playing volleyball in their mankinis. 50 waved them over. The two guys ran to Mcscrag, Tulce and 50. 50 explained how the plan worked.
Apparently their names were Otsie and Zilies. Now the group was complete.
Everybody was agreeing, but suddenly it hit Tulce "But hey, nobody of us can play ANY instruments."
"I can rap though. My name is actually EM CEE Scrag", Mcscrag told the others.
"We will just use playback. I don't even care. All we need is just a bandname and we can start." 50 said with eyes widened in joy
"Yeah right, a band were no one can play an instrument. What a band of baddies..." Zilies mumbled,rolling his eyes.
Everybody saw the opportunity and agreed this is the perfect name. On that day, BoB, the Band of baddies, was born.

Written by Sinspitterx
Edited by qSoonish