SvFoE - Fast and the Sparkliest

A short greentext story written for /sveg/.
Based off of a picture

SvFoE - Fast and the Sparkliest.

>It was a beautiful and sunny day in the small suburb of Echocreek.
>All around, people were going about their business with beaming smiles and happy go-lucky attitudes.
>A small girl sang happily (and poorly) as she rode her tricycle along the sidewalk.
>"Tha wwheeelss onda b'us go around'da an arouuund!" She sang merrily as she rode off onto the street.
>Truly it was a good day-
>"GET OFF THE ROAD!!!"
>A fast pink object quickly zoomed past the small girls trike, causing her to swerve and scream as she fell to the asphalt, hitting her head painfully.
>A few more speeding objects zoomed past the prone, twitching, form of the small girl, gaining speed on the first pink object.
>The speeding object were all small children's battery powered cars and the lead pink car was being ridden by none other then Star butterfly and Marco Diaz.
>Both had their legs tucked in tightly to their chests for the car they rode in was much to small for teens their size.
>Marco, who drove the car, wanted to look back and check to see if the small girl was okay, but bullet-fire prevented him from doing so.
>Behind them, the other cars were battery-powered vehicles as well and each one was being ridden by either a toddler or baby, but both ages had murder in their eyes as they lined up shots from the various Nerf, water, and pellet guns they carried.
>From the lead pink car, Star turned back in the passenger seat and shook her fist at the pursuers.
>"You'll never get the diamond from me you milk drinking, diaper wearing freaks!" She yelled as she held up a ring pop in her other hand.
>The young pursuers answered back with weapons fire. Which caused Star to duck her head back down.
>"Drive faster Marco! They're gaining on us!" Star shouted to her bestie as she fired blue and purple lasers back at their pursuers.
>Marco grit his teeth as he struggled to keep control of the small vehicle.
>"My foot can hardly reach the pedal Star! And this darn Steering wheel is too small for my hands!" Marco shouted back as he made a sharp turn to the right at an intersection.
>The sudden turn caught the kiddie pursuers off guard and they struggled to turn their own vehicles as well.
>One baby-ridden car was too late on the turn and it flipped several times over, crashing into a rosebush.
>"That's one down Marco!" Star shouted as she lined her wand up with another cars tires and fired.
>Her wands laser burst the front tires of the hit car, causing it to flip forward with its kiddie occupants being thrown out, hitting the asphalt.
>The rest of the Kiddie cars sped up after Star and Marco's pink car as the chase continued along the suburb streets.
>"There's just too many Star!" Marco cried out as he looked back to see that the number of their pursuers hardly dropped.
>"If only we had some help-" Marco caught his voice as a familiar shape entered his view.
>A bike being ridden by Ferguson and Alphonso quickly entered the street, bumping into one of the kiddie cars and sending it off course a little.
>"Star, Marco! We're here to help! Ferg shouted as he wheezed loudly, struggling to keep up with the speed of the children's cars.
>Behind him Alphonso pumped his fists into the air, a look of utter excitement on his face.
>"We're going to prove we're not useless!" He shouted with enthusiasm.
>"Yea!" Ferg shouted in agreement. "We're important characters too-"
>Ferguson was cut off as a kiddie car rode up beside the bike and violently bumped into them.
>The force of the blow knocked Ferguson and Alphonso off the bike and they screamed loudly as they fell to the ground. Several of the kiddie cars ran over them as they drove past.
>Marco and Star simply looked back with utter disappointment.
>"At least they tried." Marco said sadly as he tried to turn the car to the left.
>The kiddie car that had bumped into Ferg and Alphonso however, drove up to Marco and Star's left side to block this action.
>Inside, a mean looking toddler drove the car and next to him was a baby wearing a pink bow, sucking on a pacifier, and holding a Nerf gun pointed directly at Marco's face.
>Quickly, Marco rolled up the cars window just as the baby fired the toy gun.
>The bullets harmlessly stuck onto the plastic window and Marco allowed himself a sigh of relief.
>This was short lived however as the baby pulled out a styrofoam bat and banged it against the plastic window, somehow shattering it like normal glass.
>Marco brought his arm up to protect his face from the bits of plastic, allowing him to see the baby prepare for another swing.
>"Step off punk!" he shouted as he delivered a swift karate chop between the babies eyes.
>This caused the baby to swing it's bat back and hit it's driving partner squarely in the face.
>The toddler lost control of the car and it veered off into someones lawn where it crashed into a brick fence.
>"YEEAAA!" Star cheered as she watched the kiddie car crash and burst into flames in a loud explosion.
>Star looked back at the rest of the pursuers and blew a raspberry mockingly at them.
>"You chumps ain't got nothing on us-Ow!" Star"s insult stopped dead as a stray pellet suddenly struck her shoulder, grazing her and barely causing a bruise.
>"Star! You're hurt." Marco shouted his concern, but then noted the angry look on her face.
>"Ohhh, they'll be hurting as well." She said threateningly as she stood up in her seat.
>Holding up her wand, Star used her magic to transform it into a rather oversize bazooka and aimed directly at the leading pursuers.
>"Hasta la vista! babies." She yelled as smoothly as she thought was cool and fired the bazooka wand.
>A bright multi-colored missile zoomed out in a flash of magical smoke and glitter as it sped towards the Kiddie cars.
>All the pursuing babies and toddlers had enough time to swear in baby-talk as the missile hit the lead car and engulfed the whole street in a rainbow colored mushroom cloud of vaporizing sparkles.
>"Yea! That's how we do it in my home worlds neighborhood!" Star shouted.
>Both her and Marco cheered as they watched, mesmerized by the colors.
>Star excitedly hugged Marco suddenly, causing him to lose sight of the road.
>Star wait! I gotta keep my eyes on the ro-"
>'Crash'
>...
>Marco opened his eyes to see the front of the toy car crushed against a leaking fire hydrant as smoke trailed up from under the battery powered vehicles hood.
>"Nice parking homie." Star complemented Marco as she pat him on his back. "You even brought us home."
>Indeed, to the other side of the street was the Diaz residence.
>Marco leaned back in his cramped seat as Star stepped out of the totaled car and placed the precious ring pop, the cause of all this mess, happily into her mouth.
>Only then did the airbags in the toy car go off.
>Marco watched Star from under the deflating airbag with a deep frown on his face and she stared back at him in confusion.
>"What?" she eventually asked.
>"No more playing Grand Theft Auto, Star." He said simply.
>"EVER!"