So I was at drivers ed and started hitting on this senior girl that was probably a 8/10 (got some chub but good to go.) We talk about shit and I start flirt hitting off with her. we get to one of the last classes and Im really going hard paint for those digits. Me and one of my bros who’s in the class with me head out on the 15 minute break in the class. snag some ice cin the ream next door (p dope) the girl is with us. We are outdoors and shit and people are 15 to 30 yards away from s while we eat. pretty hard to hear us and we are outside next to a busy street. So Im talking to the girl and all of a sudden feel something, similar to a whale spouting out the blowhole. My ass hole ripped open with a shart for the ages. everyone in the whole class look at me, this girl just gives me this face vomit .gif. My friend literally gags profusely. I look up in hot shame to see that this 70 year old nigerian man trying to drive has come over and has a goddamn wet paper towel in his hand. he knew it was a shart and so did everyone. I ask why its wet. he simply says “fo den chunks lad”
    Needless to say, said girl never talked to me a again