I woke with the sound of an explosion nearby and a small wrapped package in front of me. Looking around I saw noone near so I opened the box and a hologram appeared of an older man in a white lab coat, a purple button down shirt and some khakis. Starting in a voice of a man that has forgot more than most people would ever learn he spoke and said "This is only to be opened in case of emergency. My name is Professor Oak.People call me the Pokemon Professor. While some people may train with or take care of Pokemon others abuse them for power and that is why you are here today. For our records please answer the following questions. Are you a boy or a girl?" Unbuttoning my pants I found a nearly hairless vagina so I'm either a cunt boy or the option I'm given as a girl. I pressed the button labeled Girl. The man questioned if I was sure and I'm only not sure of one thing and that's if I should be offended. He continued "What is your name?" I entered "Veronica".  "Veronica are you ready? Team Asgard has attacked Nyasa Town, leaving few survivors. The remaining citizens are being transferred to Zarivar Town through the Escape Route. Emergency Pokemon are available in the Escape Route for those who want to help. Thank you for listening to this prerecorded message." The box closed and I sat there for a few moments thinking about who could Team Asgard be, why I awoke here in this dank moist room and most of all how this Professor Oak knew this would be the emergency he needed to record for.

My mother came in through a ladder that must have led to a lower part of the cave. She called out to someone saying "I think we're safe here..." She proceeded to let out her Lucario. I have to admit I'd seen more of Lucarion than most have because after my Father left Mom and Lucario have been spending quite a few sleepless nights together. If you've ever seen a dog's cock at it's largest now just make it a flexible metal and you know what Mom has been using to keep her company and one day when I asked her about it she justified it by saying certain Pokemon are even smarter than humans and they can give consent even if they don't usually speak English. After realeasing Lucario she gave a command "It's time. It's time to find Wilson. Go and time him it's time to fight back and to stop being a coward." Using Extreme Speed Lucario left in a blink of an eye to find whoever Wilson is. Mom visibly shaken came over and tried steadying her voice "Veronica... I hoped it would never come to this. They're out there and they won't stop until they get what they want. You're growing fast and I know for a long time I said you don't need your own Pokemon but I finally think it's time. We have some emergency Pokemon down here and you might as well take one. I just wish I knew why Team Asgard did this." Entering from behind ,making me nearly jump out of my skin like an Arbok shedding, was Professor Oak the man from the prerecorded message. "Aria, Veronica Team Olypmus has found this cave!" He nearly shouted despite us almost being face to face. "Aria, we need you to help fend them off. " My mother nodded and told me "go with the Professor honey. He'll take you to his lab in Zarivar Town. And Veronica. I love you." My mother left seemingly to go fight this Team Asgard. Clearing his throat Professor Oak said in a leveled voice "Well, I suppose desperate times call for desperate measures. It's my duty as a professor to provide you with one of this region's starter Pokemon in Bellsprout, Magby, or Horsea but as a family friend I'll let you have one of the emergency Pokemon we keep. Follow me and you'll get your first Pokemon." He left shimmying down the ladder my mother climbed up giving me a moment to myself. I took a few deep breaths in thinking "I have to do this. There is a war coming and even if I am just a minor I must do this. Plus if Mom can enjoy her alone time with Lucario so can I. I turned around placed my foot on the first rung of the ladder took a final deep breath in and dropped farter into the escape route.

I see the Professor waiting for me and across the underground river a woman with her Mudkip and an older man sitting alone. Team Asgard has displaced all these people from their homes but why? I followed the Professor along a path until I arrived at a dead end. Professor Oak opened his coat and pulled out three Pokeballs. Tapping the center he let out the emergency Pokemon that I could choose from. They were Stunky,Cinccino, and Diglett. I looked over Stunky and remembered what Mom said about how noxious their gas was I passed it over. Looking at Cinccino I remembered that they're way to much of a neat freak for my taste even if it is the cutest of the three but then I smiled down at Diglett and had a few thoughts. This has an immunity to a typing. It's super quick. It can build trap holes for me at night and well it's basically a living dildo. I chose the Diglett and Professor Oak returned the other two to their balls. I chose to call my Diglett Booker D. "Can you Diglett SUCKA?!" Oak chose to ignore my terrible pun just to tell me that he'll meet me in his lab that I could find at the end of this cave. I crouched down in front of my starter and asked "Hey little guy..." Before I could finish asking what moves Booker D knew they threw sand in my face and started to run around my feet before running into my legs as I fell on them. Seems they don't like  being called a guy so I'm assuming this must be a girl. I apologized and tried digging around her base to see what the world has always wanted to know  about what is actually under a Diglett but somehow she scratched me without any claws. I stood back up and just said "OK then. Moving on."

I climbed back up the stairs I came down to get Booker and continued along the path until I found a divergence from my original path and turned down it. A bearded portly man and his tiny pink dog came up to me as Diglett ran behind me using me as a shield. The man let out a hearty chuckle and said "Good job, Snubbel." Snubbel barked back in response. The man had the gut of Santa and a voice as deep as might be possible while still being jolly. "My name is Jeremy and I'm an intern in the Professor's Lab. He asked me to  give you these. He handed over 5 Pokeballs and I put them in my purse. He attempted to explain how to catch Pokemon and how to battle but I cut him off saying that my mother used to be champion of this region so I know how to catch a Weedle. He said "How about we put your money where your mouth is? I have a little secret Pokemon to test against you." I smirked and stepped back allowing Booker D to take center stage as I entered my first battle.

Jeremy let out his Pokemon which happened to be a Pidove. I was at a distinct advantadge with it having an immunity to any ground attacks but thankfully I didn't have any to worry about. "Booker D, bum rush that stupid bird and scratch his eyes out!" Booker listened to me and sprinted towards Pidove as Jeremy called out "Gust attack!" The two hit head on but I screamed "Don't let up. Just keep scratching." Jeremy pulled back at once and told Pidove to growl. It may have worked but Booker didn't care as she kept going landing a big critical strike on him knocking him out giving me a record of 1-0. Booker was weakened but soon I'd personally take care of her physical needs.

I continued down the path following the man who nearly murdered my friend and saw a package to the side of him. I approached it and found a pair of adjustable shoes labeled running shoes. "Running? What's that?" I slipped my regular shoes off and put the new pair on and they adjusted to my feet. I read the instruction manual that came with these shoes and it simply said. "Put one foot in front of the other quicker and quicker and soon you'll be running." I tried following the instructions but I kept tripping until I finally got the hand of it. "Why would anyone ever need to 'run'? We were doing just fine walking everywhere but NOOO technology has gone to far in making shoes that you can run in." I explored the rest of the cave finding the old man by himself in a secluded corner. I approached him and he said "Hello young trainer. Those Team Asgard goons are up to no good. I'm to old to do anything so here take this it will help." Before jumping on his case about him being a lazy old man he bought my silence with a potion. I finished exploring the floor finding nothing of note and found the exit.

I stepped out and entered Zarivar Town. In front of me was a ledge. I took a leap of faith and realized that it wasn't even that bad. The angle just was putting me off. There were two houses a store, a Pokecenter and one large building. I assumed that was the Lab Oak kept speaking about. Standing outside it was a delivery man. I approached him to ask if this was the Lab. He told me that his boss had some gifts for me. They included an Aerodactylite, a ticket to Cinnabar Island, a faux medical license, a license template, an amulet coin, and a Hawlucha. So this mysterious man is giving me a Pokemon, some fake ids and a way to counterfit money and an island to escape to. I don't know who this man is but thank Arceus whoever he is. I looked over my newest party member, Hawlucha, and decided to give her an appropriate nickname Sexy Star. One of the best luchadoras from Lucha Underground. Turns out the man had one other gift in an egg. This may have got me killed but I was to curious not to take it all. I tried to ask the man what all of this was for but he just said "The Boss wanted you to have all of that and  Hawlucha knows the moves Karate Chop, Tackle,Hone Claws, and Detect. "I backed away from the man and thanked him before entering the large building.

I entered the building and a bell ringed. At the far end of the building between two large book cases was Professor Oak. Around him was high tech equipment that I can't begin to explain. "Ah! Excellent. You're here Veronica! Let's get straight to the point. I'm not entirely sure where your mom is but I'm planning to meet with her later. She's out recruiting allies to help fight against Team Asgard. I'll contact you if I have an update right now I need a quick favour. One of my students in the school just south of my lab is starting an internship with me. Can you go find him? I would appriciate it." I sighed and said sure. Turning away I mumbled to myself "supposed to be in a war... running errands for an old man... who does he think he is.... my mom is the former champion." I found my way to the school at walked in and instead of a class going on there was a bunch of students just talking. One of the larger kids stepped up to me and said "Yo yo yo check it. We own this school bruh. Get out of here or I'd have to..." I interrupted the childish behaviour telling him the Professor wanted to see him. He backed up a step and stumbled over his words. "Wha-what? The Professor wants to see me?" One of the younger students snickered and said "Bruh are you seriously stuttering?" Jake recovered and said "PShh of course not. Now check yourself before you wreck yourself." Turning back to me, "I can't believe it. The Professor actually wants me to help out. He was the guy who trained Aria, the former champion. Oh what I would give to meet Aria, or even her kid, Veronica. " Giving a slight cough I say partly to myself that Aria is my mom. Jake answered "Bruuuuuh. You have got to be kidding me. You're Veronica. Your mom is like my hero. Superman aint got shit on her. That's to say your mom has got mad swag. But now it's my time. I'm going to be the swaggiest trainer of all time. Go on. I'll meet you back at the Professor's." I took my leave without a second thought. Sigh. Why are all the people in this town the weirdest bunch of people I've ever seen. Everyone back in Nyasa used to mock the people from Zarviar but I didn't think it could be this bad. Making my way to the Mart I found the fountain and washed my face out to calm down. I entered the lab and to my dismay Jake was talking to the Professor and was seemingly finishing up a joke "...so then I said, 'Who needs Pokemon when you have swag?' And let me tell you that -" He stopped speaking to the Professor, who was trying his hardest to appear ok with the consistant blabbing of this child, and then he turned to me and said "Yooo. Veronica. Professor here told me about how you got a Pokemon already which is cool and all but he's giving me one to and it's going to be so much better than anything you have. So Oak, can I go ahead and swipe one of these?"  Professor Oak as annoyed as he clearly was just said "Yes you can. Go ahead and pick whichever one suits you best." In a hushed voice he seemingly spoke to himself "I'm starting to regret this." Jake finally made up mind picking the grass Pokemon Bellsprout. "Peace losers. I'm out of here" Jake left leaving me and Professor Oak rather annoyed at his choice to allow him to even have a Pokemon. Oak apologized for Jake's behaviour and told me he had something special for just me. He walked to the desk behind him and grabbed a Pokedex and handed it to me. "Jeremy already gave you Pokeballs right? Good. If you need more you can buy them at the Mart. Go out there and train and get ready to fight Team Asgard. I would suggest heading south to Superior Town. Not only is there a gym but Asgard has been spotted around there also. I turned around left the Lab and headed to the Pokemon center to 'heal' Booker D and Sexy Star in my own personal way.

I entered the Pokecenter and there was two tables with a group at each. In the center of the wall at the end was a nurse with pink hair and a Chansey beside her. I spoke to her saying I need to heal my Pokemon and she answered by requesting my Pokeballs. I handed her the two and she inserted them into what appeared to be a giant incubator. A few moments later they were restored to perfect health. I noticed to the sides that there were 2 doors that didn't lead outside. Above one was a quick doodle of a battle field. Above the other was a couple cuddling against an Arcanine. I'd never seen a Pokemon Center like this back in Nyasa so I asked the nurse what this was for. In an angelic voice "The door with the battle field above it leads to an area where people can train with their Pokemon with no real danger and the other door is a mix of a rest area and a bonding room. Would you like to use either of these?" A smile creeped across my face at the mention of a bonding room and I said "I feel the need to bond with my new family members." The nurse smiled and shuffled beneath her desk and found a cut out Chimecho. "Just hang this on the door so noone disturbs you and if this is 'Pokefan bonding' then there will be a control panel that will clean up any messes. Enjoy"