Round One

OOC: GreatDingaling: 90% sure napkin was that faggot "The Witness"
OOC: Usednapkin: .
OOC: Psyentific: I was trying to be Overpromoted All Access Assistant captain, but I got roped into actual captaining anyway. WELP :V
OOC: VapeTrail: Well guys thanks for the games, peace ouit. Your AI <3
OOC: Usednapkin: nah i was autumn sinnow fag
OOC: The Mighty Galvatron: I had a personal auto-cloner like a rich asshole.
OOC: Usednapkin: so nice 90%
OOC: GreatDingaling: Well, either way.
OOC: Thurgatar: GreatDingaling why are you such a shit in OOC all the time.
OOC: GreatDingaling: Also dear faggots, cuffing and kidnapping does not equal killing.
OOC: Psyentific: Great, who were you?
OOC: YOSHMASTER: eh
OOC: GreatDingaling: Ezra. Honk.
OOC: WeeYakk: Because his metacommunication buddies aren't here to help him anymore so he keeps getting dunked
OOC: Usednapkin: cuffing and kidnapping in a ling round
OOC: Usednapkin: wow thats a smart thing to do!
OOC: Psyentific: Yeah, No. Don't do that. You stunned, cuffed, and kidnapped an officer (no), when there were changelings running around (NO!), when you already had a bunch of questionable shit (NO!!!)
OOC: YOSHMASTER: the CE wasn't a ling either?
OOC: Psyentific: You REALLY shouldn't have done that.
OOC: Psyentific: Like, seriously man.
OOC: Psyentific: DOn't.
OOC: Quey: Ezra, you were being such an asshole to sec. Access is not equal to exemption from law.
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: traitor
Enjoy the game!
and...
Happy Four-Twenty Everybody!

OOC: WeeYakk: I had fun on clown planet
OOC: WeeYakk: We need to get more people to do that in the future
OOC: Thurgatar: Who was that Russell ling?
OOC: GreatDingaling: Oh well time go to to bed fuck all of you~
OOC: Thurgatar: ~
OOC: Quey: Just shut up and get banned.
OOC: Psyentific: And it really is just as I said - All Access doesn't make it NOT trespassing, NOT thieving. Barging in to peoples departments, or generally running in, and grabbing stuff? Screwing with their equipment? Without asking? Don't.
OOC: Psyentific: Just because you have all access, doesn't make it A-OKAY to raid the armory. Granted by Captain or not.
OOC: Tomeno: :I
OOC: Errorage: Let's be friends
OOC: WeeYakk: Just like you're friends with coderbus
OOC: WeeYakk: :^)
OOC: Quey: No. GreatDinaling was fucking with sec for no reason as non-antag.
OOC: Psyentific: You are still bound by common courtesy, and a lot of people really don't like people breaking in and stealing shit.
OOC: Tomeno: HAHAHA
OOC: Tomeno: good one weeyakk
Griffon Schlourde is the captain!
OOC: Tomeno: also, Errorage, did ya see the imposter on the new forums?
OOC: Thurgatar: Time to eat some more Easter cake before bed.
Attention! Security level elevated to blue
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
OOC: Errorage: I'm friends with ntstation, which is what's on here
OOC: WeeYakk: time to go to bread
OOC: Thurgatar: Shame I don't got no 420 cake if you know what I'm implying.
OOC: Tomeno: Errorage: http://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=24
OOC: WeeYakk: I don't know what you are implying I am not a member of the exclusive weedlord community like you kids
OOC: Errorage: I saw that, yeah
OOC: Tomeno: ohk
OOC: Errorage: I was mildly amused
OOC: Errorage: And then I banned PADOI
OOC: Nnelg: so guys, I was working on an inv rewrite that would allow you to add extra slots to any mob arbitrarily...
OOC: Tomeno: WeeYakk is obiviously not a member of the KKK
OOC: Tomeno: Kool Kidz Klub
OOC: Nnelg: this includes "Hand" slots.
OOC: Tomeno: 4 hand slots
OOC: Nnelg: Which also includes borg hands
OOC: WeeYakk: oh shit
OOC: Tomeno: Baystation would love that
OOC: WeeYakk: Can I recreate my Elona mutant character in spessmen that way
OOC: Tomeno: 4-handed furry aliums
OOC: Nnelg: (Note, that this doesn't allow for extra ARMS. Just hands.)
OOC: WeeYakk: Will extra torso or head slots be a thing
OOC: WeeYakk: will all those mutant race sprites finally get a use?
OOC: Errorage: Nagas!
OOC: Errorage: Or no wait, not nagas
OOC: Nnelg: Yes they can be, depending on what you mean
OOC: Errorage: Hydras!
OOC: WeeYakk: I wanna be the torso hydra
OOC: Errorage: Every time you kill it, it gains a head slot!
OOC: Nnelg: That's body code you're thinking of, I'm not touching that.
OOC: WeeYakk: I mean the ones Johnston(?) did
OOC: WeeYakk: like a bunch of different bodyparts that were supposed to be unlockable via genetics
OOC: WeeYakk: birdarms and demon horns n stuff
OOC: Nnelg: Someone else will have to code all that, though.
OOC: Nnelg: I'm only going to make it possible.
OOC: Nnelg: the farthest I may go is strapping some borg module slots on a human.
OOC: Nnelg: And human hand slots on a borg.
OOC: Nnelg: or some sort of "Manipulator" at least...
OOC: Grifflez: A service borg that could actually work the kitchen would be great.
OOC: Void Slayer: you are mad sir
OOC: Nnelg: yeah Service borgs I imagine would have fully-functional humanlike hands
OOC: Nnelg: the other borgs would have limited manipulators; Honestly this is kind of overextending myself.
OOC: Nnelg: one step at a time.
OOC: Nnelg: I've got to write the basic code first, then get it merged.
*---------*
This is Zeke Blyant!
He is wearing a virologist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a virologist labcoat.
He is carrying a penlight on his virologist labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He has PDA-Zeke Blyant (Virologist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a sterile mask on his face.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Zeke Blyant's ID Card (Virologist).
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
*---------*
Ashton Clarke says, "Not bad. Was gonna go set up cryo in a sec"
*---------*
This is Griffon Schlourde!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He is wearing a grey cap on his head.
He is wearing a captain's carapace.
He is carrying an energy gun on his captain's carapace.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some captain's gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe captain's headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Griffon Schlourde (Captain).
*---------*
Griffon Schlourde [145.9] exclaims, "EXPLOSION IN THE LAW OFFICE!"
Griffon Schlourde exclaims, "EXPLOSION IN THE LAW OFFICE!"
Griffon Schlourde puts the donut box into the backpack.
The Witness [145.9] says, "Well fuck"
The Witness says, "Well fuck"
Fig Newton says, "Sweet."
Fig Newton says, "Sounds good."
Kevin Mitnick [145.9] says, "I have a pet xeno baby."
Kevin Mitnick says, "I have a pet xeno baby."
The Witness [145.9] asks, "Is the lawyer safe?"
The Witness asks, "Is the lawyer safe?"
Griffon Schlourde [145.9] exclaims, "It's okay! It's a lawyer! Fuck 'em!"
Griffon Schlourde exclaims, "It's okay! It's a lawyer! Fuck 'em!"
Kevin Mitnick says, "I have a pet xeno baby. BEAT THAT."
Griffon Schlourde says, "Keep that emitter safe. WHATEVER YOU DO, Don't use it. At all."
The Witness says, "damn, detective can you get over here"
Charlton Logue [Command] says, "HoP reporting in"
Charlton Logue says, "HoP reporting in"
Arthur Marcotte asks, "Why's that? Did I miss something to scan?"
The Witness says, "why does the mime have your backpack and suit captain"
Fig Newton asks, "Need any alkysine?"
Griffon Schlourde puts the flashlight into the backpack.
The cigarette machine beeps, "I'd rather toolbox than switch."
The Witness [Security] asks, "oh you scanned the exploded law office already?"
The Witness asks, "oh you scanned the exploded law office already?"
Ashton Clarke says, "I just whipped some up"
Griffon Schlourde puts the crowbar into the toolbelt.
Arthur Marcotte says, "Yeah, I'm running prints now"
Charlton Logue [Command] says, "Because the captain is incompitent"
Charlton Logue says, "Because the captain is incompitent"
The Witness says, "cool"
Griffon Schlourde [Command] says, "Because I switched them for my GREY TIDE! clothes."
Griffon Schlourde says, "Because I switched them for my GREY TIDE! clothes."
Fig Newton asks, "Clonex?"
The ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
Ashton Clarke says, "Got it"
Griffon Schlourde [Command] asks, "The fuck kind of assistant do you take me for?"
Griffon Schlourde asks, "The fuck kind of assistant do you take me for?"
Fig Newton says, "Good."
Fig Newton says, "Now there's one last thing to take care of."
Fig Newton says, "Hey"
Griffon Schlourde puts the wirecutters into the toolbelt.
Fig Newton asks, "How goes it?"
Charlton Logue says, "Captain I have your backback its in my office...."
The Witness exclaims, "hello!"
The Witness says, "oh dooing well"
Arthur Marcotte [Security] says, "Fig Newton prints in the law office. A chemist, so it's suspicious."
Arthur Marcotte says, "Fig Newton prints in the law office. A chemist, so it's suspicious."
The Witness says, "Um"
Fig Newton asks, "Let us know if you want to get cloned, alright?"
The Witness says, "About this"
Fig Newton asks, "Yes?"
Griffon Schlourde [Security] says, "Couple with a Posassium Water grenade, and you've got an explosion."
Griffon Schlourde says, "Couple with a Posassium Water grenade, and you've got an explosion."
The Witness says, "I really need to check you"
Fig Newton asks, "About what?"
The Witness says, "you backpakc and pockets"
Griffon Schlourde [Security] says, "Suspect, Method. Bing bang"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Suspect, Method. Bing bang"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Exactly. Also some latex gloves, which chemist has access to."
The Witness says, "sir"
Griffon Schlourde [Security] exclaims, "RANDOM SEARCH THAT FUCKER!"
Griffon Schlourde exclaims, "RANDOM SEARCH THAT FUCKER!"
Griffon Schlourde [Security] exclaims, "Remember to plant evidence!"
Griffon Schlourde exclaims, "Remember to plant evidence!"
Arthur Marcotte asks, "Shall I set to arrest?"
The Witness says, "he is running when i asked to search him"
Fig Newton says, "Ah yes."
Fig Newton says, "Hello Captain."
Fig Newton says, "Sorry about that."
Griffon Schlourde says, "You're suspected in the bombing of the law office."
Fig Newton says, "The mime startled me."
Griffon Schlourde says, "Submit to a random search."
The Witness says, "can you empty your pockets and drop your backpack please"
The Witness says, "okay"
Fig Newton says, "One moment."
The Witness says, "alright"
Arthur Marcotte asks, "Could someone with armory access grab the extra bot?"
The Witness says, "we had your prints on the law office"
Fig Newton says, "Sorry about that."
Griffon Schlourde puts the flashlight into the backpack.
Clown Is Watching You whispers, "Nigger"
The Witness asks, "why is that?"
Fig Newton says, "I was talking to the lawyer earlier about some problems with the mime."
Fig Newton says, "She was harassing me."
Clown Is Watching You whispers, "Nigger"
The Witness says, "I see okay"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Clown, back up"
Griffon Schlourde puts the circuit board (AI Upload) into the backpack.
Fig Newton says, "She threw me down a disposal chute."
Clown Is Watching You whispers, "BUTT FAGGOT IN THE FUCK HOLE"
The Witness says, "he was just talkign to the lawyer earlier aboutt he mime he doesnt have anything"
Clown Is Watching You whispers, "DOG SEX"
Fig Newton says, "It wasn't very nice and I was wondering if I could press charges."
Clown Is Watching You whispers, "I will come to your house and beat you"
Kevin Mitnick says, "hEY"
The Witness says, "this clown is really creepy"
Fig Newton asks, "Is that all Officer?"
Charlton Logue says, "Arrest the clown for threatening assult"
The Witness says, "yeah thanks"
Charlton Logue says, "Thank you."
Fig Newton says, "Terrible thing."
The Witness says, "what the flying fucvk id your problem"
Arthur Marcotte asks, "You're letting him go after he blew up a bomb on the station, damaging the office?"
Evangeline Steele says, "Hello"
Charlton Logue asks, "Can anybody here set up the engine?"
Clown Is Watching You says, "I creep"
The Witness asks, "who the chemist?"
Evangeline Steele says, "May I- okay"
Clown Is Watching You says, "Thats my CLown Gimmick"
Griffon Schlourde says, "I can, but I don't want to."
Arthur Marcotte says, "Yes"
Fig Newton says, "Hey"
The Witness says, "he was just taliing with the lawyer"
Ashton Clarke says, "Hey there"
Fig Newton asks, "So how's cyro looking right now?"
Ashton Clarke says, "Just finished"
The Witness says, "he didnt have anythign unsual we have no wtnesses"
Clown Is Watching You says, " Help, HoS arrested me for no reason"
Fig Newton says, "Sounds good."
The Witness says, "Okay well I was gonna let you go"
Charlton Logue says, "Well when we are in the dark dying I know who to blame"
Fig Newton asks, "What do we have left on our chemical list?"
Clown Is Watching You says, "Thanks"
Fig Newton says, "To make I mean."
Clown Is Watching You says, "FUCK"
Fig Newton exclaims, "MIME!"
Griffon Schlourde exclaims, "Centcomm!"
The Witness says, "get a new gimik"
Clown Is Watching You says, " Help, HOS arrested me for no reason"
Charlton Logue says, "Holy fuck you are a terrible captain."
Arthur Marcotte asks, "But the physical evidence shows him on the law office door, and only he would have access to that kind of explosive. If this asshole isn't chucking bombs, who is?"
Clown Is Watching You says, " This is discrimination"
Charlton Logue says, "Clown you were threatening a crewmember with death"
The Witness says, "I have put him in prision for 4 minutes for threatening people"
Griffon Schlourde exclaims, "GREY TIDE!"
Clown Is Watching You says, " I was not"
Clown Is Watching You (as Unknown) says, "Mmmmm"
Clown Is Watching You (as Unknown) says, "Hot naked Clown Butt"
Clown Is Watching You (as Unknown) says, "Help"
Fig Newton says, "Its a sad day to see a clown go down."
The Witness says, "not sure, but all we dont have the evdence for a grand sabtoge trial to stick"
Clown Is Watching You (as Unknown) says, "Arrested for no reason"
Arthur Marcotte asks, "Why did you do it, Fig?"
Fig Newton asks, "Do what?"
Kevin Mitnick opens a book titled "Teleportation Science - Bluespace for dummies!" and begins reading intently.
Arthur Marcotte asks, "Why did you blow the law office?"
Fig Newton says, "I didn't do it."
Fig Newton says, "The HoS searched me already."
Fig Newton says, "I'm clean."
Arthur Marcotte asks, "Who did?"
Arthur Marcotte asks, "The person with access to chems?"
Arthur Marcotte asks, "The person whose prints are on the law door?"
The Witness says, "yeah I searched him he is fine"
Fig Newton asks, "See?"
Fig Newton says, "I'm innocent."
Fig Newton says, "Cown"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Tell me who, then."
Fig Newton says, "erm, Clown."
Fig Newton asks, "How about we get a bloody mary at the bar once you're out?"
Fig Newton exclaims, "AH!"
Fig Newton exclaims, "MIME!"
Clown Is Watching You (as Unknown) says, "Nigger"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Wow."
Arthur Marcotte says, "That's racist, clown."
Clown Is Watching You says, "No, arresting a clown for no reason is racist"
Clown Is Watching You says, "I can let myself out, HEAD OF SHIT"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Fig was talking code with the clown."
Fig Newton says, "Clown"
The Witness says, "Agan, get a new gimik, I wont tolerate threats of bodily harm"
Fig Newton says, "Come here when you're out."
The Witness asks, "what code?"
Arthur Marcotte says, "I don't know what it means, but they're in cahoots, it seems."
Arthur Marcotte says, "They're going to meet at the bar."
Clown Is Watching You whispers, "Faggot"
Scotty Bash [145.9] asks, " can we get the power online?"
Scotty Bash asks, " can we get the power online?"
Arthur Marcotte says, "NO"
Kevin Mitnick asks, "Where are your shoes?"
Fig Newton says, "Detective."
Arthur Marcotte says, "WHAT"
Fig Newton says, "I'd like to apologise for the earlier hostilities."
Clown Is Watching You whispers, "Niggewr"
Fig Newton says, "You're doing a good job keeping this station safe."
Arthur Marcotte says, "not sure I can say that"
Arthur Marcotte says, "A bomb went off"
Griffon Schlourde [145.9] says, "WEEDS IN ESCAPE"
Griffon Schlourde says, "WEEDS IN ESCAPE"
Fig Newton says, "Stop it."
Griffon Schlourde [145.9] says, "420 GET THE GOAT"
Griffon Schlourde says, "420 GET THE GOAT"
Fig Newton says, "Leave me alone."
Clown Is Watching You says, "NIGGER"
Fig Newton says, "Ugh."
Kevin Mitnick [145.9] says, "Mime come to the bar."
Kevin Mitnick says, "Mime come to the bar."
Arthur Marcotte says, "Clown was chasing me ran when HoS came."
Kevin Mitnick says, "I lost the code."
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, " CARGO IS NOW WIZARD CARGO"
Scotty Bash says, " CARGO IS NOW WIZARD CARGO"
Arthur Marcotte [145.9] asks, "Say what?"
Arthur Marcotte asks, "Say what?"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Wow, nice."
Scotty Bash asks, "like our robes?"
The Witness asks, "what was he doing?"
Scotty Bash says, "straight from centcom"
Arthur Marcotte asks, "Got any magick spells?"
Evangeline Steele exclaims, "Thank you!"
Scotty Bash says, "the finest in wizardry"
Scotty Bash says, "uhh"
Scotty Bash exclaims, "not yet!"
Evangeline Steele says, "Hahaha"
Arthur Marcotte exclaims, "Keep at it, folks!"
Scotty Bash asks, "need anything?"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Not at the moment, thanks. Might ask the HoS, though."
The Witness says, "what the hell"
Clown Is Watching You stammers, "F-Fag-gg-g-got-t-t"
Arthur Marcotte exclaims, "Holler if you need me!"
Griffon Schlourde [145.9] says, "WEEDS CLEARED"
Griffon Schlourde says, "WEEDS CLEARED"
Evangeline Steele exclaims, "Alright, have a nice day!"
Clown Is Watching You says, "NIGGER"
Griffon Schlourde [145.9] says, "420 GOAT WEED ERR DAE"
Griffon Schlourde says, "420 GOAT WEED ERR DAE"
Clown Is Watching You says, "NIGGER"
Kevin Mitnick asks, "What?"
Clown Is Watching You says, "NIGGER"
Corwin Felgar [145.9] asks, " Anyone in R&D be willing to build a diamond drill?"
Corwin Felgar asks, " Anyone in R&D be willing to build a diamond drill?"
Clown Is Watching You says, "NIGGER"
Clown Is Watching You says, "NIGGER"
Arthur Marcotte says, "He was following me and calling me a nigger"
Kevin Mitnick [145.9] says, "I will"
Kevin Mitnick says, "I will"
Ashton Clarke asks, "Uh oh... did you do something, dude?"
The Witness says, "your the worst clown ever"
Evangeline Steele says, "Oh hello"
Ashton Clarke says, "I don't care myself."
Corwin Felgar says, " Okay be back on station in 10"
Clown Is Watching You stammers, "N-NIG-GG-G-GER"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Even if nothing bad happened, certainly that clown doesn't mean good by us."
Clown Is Watching You stammers, "NIGGER-RN-N-N-N IGG-G-GER-R-R-R N-N-NIG-G-G-GG-GER-R"
Clown Is Watching You stammers, "N-N-NIGG-GER-R N-NIG-G-GGER-R"
Clown Is Watching You stammers, "N-N-Nig-g?"
Clown Is Watching You stammers, "N-N-NIG-GG-GER-R"
Clown Is Watching You stammers, "N-NIG-G-GER-R! NIG-GG-GER-R!"
Clown Is Watching You exclaims, "NIGGER!"
Ashton Clarke says, " Corwin, stop by Med to grab some stuff to keep ya alive out there"
The Witness says, "yeah this clown is hella racst"
Scotty Bash says, "ybraindead"
Corwin Felgar says, ": Will do"
Corwin Felgar says, " will do"
The Witness says, "fucking clown"
Scotty Bash says, " CARGO HOLY SHIT"
Scotty Bash says, " CARGO FLOODED WITH PLASMA"
Arthur Marcotte asks, "How?"
Scotty Bash says, " I have no fucking clue"
Griffon Schlourde [145.9] says, "LIGHT IT ON FIRE, WE'LL BURN IT OFF"
Griffon Schlourde says, "LIGHT IT ON FIRE, WE'LL BURN IT OFF"
*---------*
This is Scotty Bash!
He is wearing a wizard hat on his head.
He is wearing a wizard robe.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a wizards staff in his right hand.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He is wearing some sandals on his feet.
He has a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Scotty Bash (Cargo Technician).
*---------*
Scotty Bash says, " can someone clean it up"
Arthur Marcotte says, "It's coming from the vents."
Scotty Bash says, " who the fuck would flood cargo with plasma"
Scotty Bash says, "hey"
Charlton Logue says, "Plasma"
Scotty Bash says, "someone flooded us"
Charlton Logue says, "oh shit"
*---------*
This is Ida Ngo!
She is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a labcoat.
She has a backpack on her back.
She has a toolbelt about her waist.
She is wearing some black shoes on her feet.
She has a science radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Ida Ngo (Roboticist).
She has a vacant, braindead stare...
*---------*
The Witness says, "get to atmos now"
Griffon Schlourde says, "ATMO FULL OF PLASM"
Scotty Bash says, " WHOLE STATION IS BEING FLOODED"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Atmo clear, but full of plasma"
Griffon Schlourde says, "ENgineer did this"
The Witness asks, "dop we got a name?"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Get some internals on, folks"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Not yet."
ÿThis mob type cannot drop items.
Arthur Marcotte says, "Only prints on atmos door are cap's. Could have gotten in through maint."
The Witness asks, "Sir, can you hand out access to some trusted people so theyc na turn the scrubbers on?"
The Witness says, "we need atmos scrubbed"
Ashlyn Wolfe [145.9] says, "Just another day..."
Ashlyn Wolfe says, "Just another day..."
DEAD: Viola Summers says, "Well, of course, someone would set it on fire"
The Witness [145.9] says, "Someone lit it on fire"
The Witness says, "Someone lit it on fire"
Kevin Mitnick whispers in their final breath, "Dang it..."
Evangeline Steele says, "SHIT"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Dear someone: BAD IDEA"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Check the APC"
Evangeline Steele says, " WHAT'S HAPPENING"
Corwin Felgar exclaims, " So cargois now in flames?!"
The Witness [145.9] says, "No the main hallway"
The Witness says, "No the main hallway"
The Witness says, "I am opening EVA"
Evangeline Steele says, " Yea, cargo is screwed"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Plasma coming through atmos. Keep internals ready."
Priority Announcement

FUCK. SHIT. FUCK. SHIT. FUKKEN PLASMA. FUCK. SHIT.


Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.


Clown Is Watching You exclaims, " NIGGERS!"
Clown Is Watching You exclaims, " NIGGERS! NIGGER NIG NIG NIG nog nigger nog NIGGERS!"
Charlton Logue quietly shuts off the cheap lighter.
Charlton Logue puts the cheap lighter into the satchel.
Griffon Schlourde says, "Fuck"
Griffon Schlourde says, "MAIN HALLWAY ON FIRE"
Griffon Schlourde says, "MAIN HALLWAY ON FIRE"
Griffon Schlourde exclaims, "ALL CREW, FULL FIRESUITS AND INTERNALS ON AT ALL TIMES!"
The Witness says, "I am going into space to see if he is there"
Griffon Schlourde says, "FIRESUIT"
Griffon Schlourde says, "INTERNALS"
Griffon Schlourde says, "NOW"
Griffon Schlourde says, "EVERYTHING IS FIRE"
Ashton Clarke says, "Gotcha"
Scotty Bash says, "this is horrifying"
Scotty Bash says, "who would do this to the station"
The mouse shakes.
The Witness asks, "any sec here still?"
Arthur Marcotte says, "Detective here"
Evangeline Steele asks, " So.. how's the problem going?"
Griffon Schlourde says, "EVERYTHING IS FIRE"
The Witness says, "It is on fire"
Scotty Bash says, "so"
Scotty Bash says, "how was your first shift at cargo"
Evangeline Steele says, "Fantastic"
Evangeline Steele says, "Just a bit too hot that's all"
Chief Medical Officer's Desk announcement: EVERYTHING IS FIRE. THE HALL IS ON FIRE. THE AIR IS FIRE. THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS ARE ON FIRE. THE FIRE IS ON FIRE.
Evangeline Steele asks, "What should we do?"
Scotty Bash asks, " Captain?"
Griffon Schlourde says, "RUN"
Scotty Bash asks, " what are your orders?"
Griffon Schlourde says, "FLY, YOU FOOL"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Firesuits, internals, brace for evac."
Griffon Schlourde says, "Fight the fire if you've got balls"
Corwin Felgar says, " Shuttle is inbound."
Charlton Logue says, "I blame the captain for this"
The Witness says, "I blame the fuckng engineer"
Charlton Logue asks, "What engineers?"
Arthur Marcotte says, "I suspect the clown and chemist..."
Ashton Clarke exclaims, " Med on fire now!"
Griffon Schlourde says, "I am on fire"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Yet, I feel nothing."
The Witness says, "If you dont have a fire suit get into maintence"
Ashton Clarke says, "Take those"
Scotty Bash says, "the cat must survive"
Griffon Schlourde says, "I am on fire, standing in fire, and made of fire."
Griffon Schlourde says, "And yet, I feel fine."
Griffon Schlourde says, "Thank God for firesuits"
The Witness says, "well that was shit"
Arthur Marcotte says, "You're welcome."
OOC: Mat13295: http://i.imgur.com/pp3o6Wf.jpg
The Witness says, "CAPTAIN OPEN THE AIR ALARM INTERFACE"
Griffon Schlourde says, "THanks."
Griffon Schlourde says, "Escape is safe."
Charlton Logue stammers, "W-Wh-hat-t-t the uc-c-c-ck-k-k?"
The Witness says, "stop that"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Fucking shitter"
Griffon Schlourde says, "That's my Access"
Griffon Schlourde says, "That's the CE's suit."
The Witness says, "why did you light that on fire"
Charlton Logue says, "The lighter was a joke"
Arthur Marcotte says, "YOU SHOULD DIE, LIGHTER THROWER"
Arthur Marcotte says, "NOT FUNNY"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "Everyone here is fire resistant"
Arthur Marcotte says, "STILL NOT FUNNY"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Look at this shit"
Griffon Schlourde says, "LOOK AT IT"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "I thought it was slightly amusing"
Evangeline Steele says, " I wonder what was happening"
Griffon Schlourde says, "IF YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE YOURSELF ALL ACCESS, FUCKING RENAME THE JOB TO HEAD OF PERSONNELL"
Griffon Schlourde says, "YOU GODDAMN SCRUB"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "Griffin i'm the HoP"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Yes, I can see your uniform"
Scotty Bash says, "test"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) asks, "Scrub whats a scrub?"
Griffon Schlourde says, "That doesn't mean YOU AREN'T A FUCKING SCRUB"
Griffon Schlourde says, "UNROBUST"
Griffon Schlourde says, "IDIOT"
Griffon Schlourde says, "ROOKIE"
Griffon Schlourde says, "GREENHORN"
OOC: Sam8411: oocky in the icky
Griffon Schlourde says, "S"
Scotty Bash says, "so uhh"
Griffon Schlourde says, "S. C. R. U. B."
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


OOC: Grifflez: Shh.
Scotty Bash asks, "did the atmostechs kill the station?"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) asks, "Force the call?"
Griffon Schlourde says, "No"
Griffon Schlourde says, "He sits in the fucking brig."
The Witness says, "where did you get these mason scanners"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "I got them from engineering"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "I was trapped"
Griffon Schlourde exclaims, "Now!"
Evangeline Steele says, "I wonder what the food taste like"
Evangeline Steele [145.9] says, "I wonder what the food taste like"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Some opportunistic fuck stole my E-Gun and Lasgun."
Ashton Clarke attempts to force The Witness to swallow Tricordrazine (20u) pill.
Griffon Schlourde says, "I want it bac---"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Wait no."
Ashton Clarke forces The Witness to swallow Tricordrazine (20u) pill.
Evangeline Steele says, "Still have yet to try it"
Evangeline Steele [145.9] says, "Still have yet to try it"
Griffon Schlourde says, "THis is YOUR pack"
Charlton Logue [145.9] says, "HOHO EVERYONE TIS BUT I WHO SET THE FIRE"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "HOHO EVERYONE TIS BUT I WHO SET THE FIRE"
Ashton Clarke attempts to force The Witness to swallow Tricordrazine (20u) pill.
Ashton Clarke forces The Witness to swallow Tricordrazine (20u) pill.
Charlton Logue [145.9] says, "YOU ALL FELL FOR MY TRAP HOHO"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "YOU ALL FELL FOR MY TRAP HOHO"
Evangeline Steele asks, "Oh wonderful did you cook the fish?"
Evangeline Steele [145.9] asks, "Oh wonderful did you cook the fish?"
The Witness says, "yeah I thought so"
ÿ!The Witness buckles in!
Amari Zeal hugs The Witness to make him feel better!
Amari Zeal hugs The Witness to make him feel better!
Ashton Clarke attempts to force Corwin Felgar to swallow Tricordrazine (20u) pill.
Ashton Clarke forces Corwin Felgar to swallow Tricordrazine (20u) pill.
*---------*
This is Unknown!
They are wearing an advanced hardsuit helmet on their head.
They are wearing an advanced hardsuit.
They are handcuffed!
They have a toolbelt about their waist.
They have minor bruising.
*---------*
Griffon Schlourde [145.9] says, "Have fun in the brig, shitter."
Griffon Schlourde says, "Have fun in the brig, shitter."
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "Come at me faggpt"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "faggot"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "oh shit"
Fig Newton [145.9] exclaims, "Ahahahaha!"
Fig Newton exclaims, "Ahahahaha!"
Fig Newton [145.9] exclaims, "I did it!"
Fig Newton exclaims, "I did it!"
Ashton Clarke attempts to force Arthur Marcotte to swallow Tricordrazine (20u) pill.
Fig Newton [145.9] exclaims, "I'm safe!"
Fig Newton exclaims, "I'm safe!"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, " WHY DID YOU TRY TO KILL US"
Scotty Bash says, " WHY DID YOU TRY TO KILL US"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, " WHY DID YOU TRY TO KILL US"
Arthur Marcotte says, "ONLY WARNING"
Fig Newton [145.9] exclaims, "You fools!"
Fig Newton exclaims, "You fools!"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, " Cargotech"
Scotty Bash says, " Cargotech"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, " Cargotech"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, " are peaceful"
Scotty Bash says, " are peaceful"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, " are peaceful"
Ashton Clarke says, "I was just trying to heal you"
Charlton Logue [145.9] says, "I KILLED MOST OF CARGO"
Charlton Logue (as Unknown) says, "I KILLED MOST OF CARGO"
Fig Newton [145.9] exclaims, "I did kill the Lawyer!"
Fig Newton exclaims, "I did kill the Lawyer!"
The Witness [145.9] says, "Please dont fight"
The Witness says, "Please dont fight"
Evangeline Steele says, "I was about to order like 20 cats"
Evangeline Steele [145.9] says, "I was about to order like 20 cats"
Griffon Schlourde says, "Articles of Captaincy, Ten-Nineteen. The Captain of a Nanotrasen Space Station is permitted to, in times of danger or where expedience is required, authorize and carry out a summary execution."
Fig Newton [145.9] exclaims, "I am the traitor!"
Fig Newton exclaims, "I am the traitor!"
Evangeline Steele says, "How dare you"
Evangeline Steele [145.9] says, "How dare you"
ÿAshton Clarke has thrown the pill bottle (Tricordrazine (20u)).
Corwin Felgar has been hit by the pill bottle (Tricordrazine (20u)).
Fig Newton [145.9] exclaims, "Too bad you'll never catch me!"
Fig Newton exclaims, "Too bad you'll never catch me!"
ÿ!Ashton Clarke buckles in!
Arthur Marcotte says, "You fucks should have listened to me"
Griffon Schlourde puts the laser gun into the backpack.
Griffon Schlourde tries to remove Unknown's advanced hardsuit helmet.
The Witness [145.9] says, "Fig im right outside the pod doors ha"
The Witness says, "Fig im right outside the pod doors ha"
Ashton Clarke unbuckled !
The Witness unbuckled !
Charlton Logue says, "Deal with it"
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the head!
ÿ!Ashton Clarke buckles in!
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the head!
ÿ!The Witness buckles in!
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the left arm!
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the head!
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the head!
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the left arm!
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the head!
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the head!
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Scotty Bash says, "NO"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, "NO"
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the left leg!
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the head!
Charlton Logue seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the head!
Griffon Schlourde fires the laser gun!
Charlton Logue is hit by a laser in the head!
Scotty Bash says, "STAY AWAY FROM THE PODS"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, "STAY AWAY FROM THE PODS"
Griffon Schlourde puts the laser gun into the backpack.
Scotty Bash says, "THE CAT MUST LIVE"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, "THE CAT MUST LIVE"
ÿ!Arthur Marcotte buckles in!
Fig Newton [145.9] asks, "Can you catch me in 10 seconds?"
Fig Newton asks, "Can you catch me in 10 seconds?"
ÿ!Griffon Schlourde buckles in!
Scotty Bash says, "AT LEAST LET THE CAT LIVE"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, "AT LEAST LET THE CAT LIVE"
Scotty Bash says, "PLEASE"
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, "PLEASE"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Fig Newton exclaims, "Don't think so!"
Griffon Schlourde unbuckled !
DEAD: Viola Summers says, "Griffon is surprisingly alright for such a name"
The Witness unbuckled !
Arthur Marcotte unbuckled !
Amari Zeal frowns.
Evangeline Steele says, "JERKS"
*---------*
This is Unknown!
He is wearing an advanced hardsuit.
He is handcuffed!
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He has a breath mask on his face.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe head of personnel's headset on his ears.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has minor bruising.
He has severe burns!
*---------*
ÿ!Griffon Schlourde buckles in!
OOC: Sam8411: Oh god the fag's last words were deal with it.....
Evangeline Steele [145.9] says, "JERKS"
Ashton Clarke unbuckled !
Unknown was unbuckled by The Witness!
OOC: Grifflez: Icky in oocky
ÿ!Unknown is buckled in to the chair by The Witness!
The Witness tries to remove Unknown's advanced hardsuit.
The Witness tries to remove Unknown's handcuffs.
Arthur Marcotte says, "That fuck went free"
Scotty Bash says, "WE MADE IT"
Arthur Marcotte says, "FUCK DAMMIT"
OOC: Psyentific: Man, I haven't Ten-Ninteen'd someone in a long, LONG time.
Scotty Bash [145.9] says, "WE MADE IT"
Scotty Bash says, "THE CAT SURVIVES"
Griffon Schlourde unbuckled !
Arthur Marcotte says, "WE COULD HAVE SAVED THE STATION"
The Witness says, "yeah sorry had no evidence that would have"
OOC: Step24: Guys
Griffon Schlourde says, "If you're done looting him, leave him in the brig."
The Witness says, "allowed a long term briging"
Unknown was unbuckled by Griffon Schlourde!
Arthur Marcotte says, "ALL THE FUCKING EVIDENCE'"
ÿ!Unknown is buckled in to the chair by Griffon Schlourde!
ÿ!Griffon Schlourde buckles in!
The Witness asks, "what evidence? Finger prnts?"
Arthur Marcotte says, "POINTED TO THE CHEMIST"
The Witness says, "thats all you had and he had a reason for beign there"
Griffon Schlourde exclaims, "Evidence? I don't need evidence. I'm the captain!"
Fig Newton says, "Haha."
Scotty Bash says, "NO THE DOORS"
Arthur Marcotte says, "PRINTS, GLOVES, THE EXPLOSION SIZE"
The Witness says, "he planned the crime"
Fig Newton says, "Still made it to pods."
DEAD: Charlton Logue exclaims, "I killed the clown this is great!"
Fig Newton says, "Objective complete."
Griffon Schlourde unbuckled !
The Witness says, "too well"
DEAD: Charlton Logue says, "He roasted in the brig"
Fig Newton says, "I get paid biatch."
Griffon Schlourde says, "Also, he 'stole' all access and confessed to grand sabotage."
Evangeline Steele says, "oh no he flew out"
The Witness says, "it would have never held up in court"
Arthur Marcotte says, "I FUCKING SAW THROUGH IT AN NO ONE LISTENED"
Griffon Schlourde makes air quotes.

The traitors were:
Jay-Zero was Fig Newton (survived) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate David King, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Grifflez was Amari Zeal (survived) (used 3 TC)
Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

OOC: Grifflez: 10/10 RD you are my new favorite person.
ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
OOC: Void Slayer: who released the plasma?
DEAD: Charlton Logue says, "Ugh para c4"
Arthur Marcotte fires the revolver!
The Witness is hit by a bullet in the chest!
The Witness has been hit in the chest with the revolver by Arthur Marcotte!
Arthur Marcotte fires the revolver!
The Witness is hit by a bullet in the chest!
DEAD: Charlton Logue says, "Your so entertaining"
OOC: Grifflez: Also hah, it counted the RD buying an emag as me using TC.