alias inv {
  if (!%DLwritten) {
    if (!$findfile($mircdir,districtlist.txt,1)) {
      write districtlist.txt Acrylic Acres
      write districtlist.txt Avant Gardens
      write districtlist.txt Baroque Bluffs
      write districtlist.txt Bliss Bayou
      write districtlist.txt Brush Bay
      write districtlist.txt Colorful Canvas
      write districtlist.txt Eraser Oasis
      write districtlist.txt Graphite Gulch
      write districtlist.txt Paintbrush Field
      write districtlist.txt Pastel Plains
      write districtlist.txt Pianissimo Plateau
      write districtlist.txt Pigment Point
      write districtlist.txt Renaissance River
      write districtlist.txt Stencil Steppe
      write districtlist.txt Vibrant Valley
      write districtlist.txt Watercolor Woods
      set %DLwritten 1
    }
    else { set %DLwritten 1 }
  }
  if (!%MLwritten) {
    if (!$findfile($mircdir,invmessages.txt,1)) {
      write invmessages.txt Get out there and bust some baddies!
      set %MLwritten 1
    }
    else { set %MLwritten 1 }
  }
  var %invSellbots Cold Caller Telemarketer Name Dropper Glad Hander Two-Face The Mingler Mr. Hollywood
  var %invCashbots Short Change Penny Pincher Tightwad Bean Counter Number Cruncher Money Bags Loan Shark Robber Baron
  var %invLawbots Bottom Feeder Bloodsucker Double Talker Ambulance Chaser Back Stabber Spin Doctor Legal Eagle Big Wig
  var %invBossbots Flunky Pencil Pusher Yesman Micromanager Downsizer Head Hunter Corporate Raider The Big Cheese
  var %CurrentDistrictNumber 0
  jsonopen -ud inv https://www.toontownrewritten.com/api/invasions
  :ds
  if (%CurrentDistrictNumber <= $lines(districtlist.txt)) { var %CurrentDistrictNumber $calc(%CurrentDistrictNumber + 1) }
  else { goto ads }
  var %CurrentDistrict $read(districtlist.txt, %CurrentDistrictNumber)
  var %CurrentType $remove($json(inv, invasions, %CurrentDistrict, type),)
  var %CurrentProgress $json(inv, invasions, %CurrentDistrict, progress)
  if ( %CurrentType ) {
    var %CurrentProgress $remove($calc($replace(%CurrentProgress,/,-)),-)
    if ( Version 2.0 isin %CurrentType ) {
      var %CurrentType $remove(%CurrentType,Version 2.0 $+ $chr(32))
      var %CurrentSpecial 2.0
    }
    elseif ( Skelecogs isin %CurrentType ) {
      var %CurrentType $remove(%CurrentType,$chr(32) $+ (Skelecogs))
      var %CurrentSpecial Skelecogs
    }
    if ( %CurrentType isin %invSellbots ) { var %CurrentColor 5 }
    elseif ( %CurrentType isin %invCashbots ) { var %CurrentColor 3 }
    elseif ( %CurrentType isin %invLawbots ) { var %CurrentColor 2 }
    elseif ( %CurrentType isin %invBossbots ) { var %CurrentColor 7 }
    if ( Mover*Shaker iswm %CurrentType ) { var %CurrentType2 Movers and Shakers | var %CurrentColor 5 }
    elseif ( %CurrentType == Flunky ) { var %CurrentType2 Flunkies }
    elseif ( %CurrentType == Yesman ) { var %CurrentType2 Yesmen }
    elseif ( %CurrentType == Money Bags ) { var %CurrentType2 %CurrentType }
    else { var %CurrentType2 %CurrentType $+ s }
    if ( !%InvSaidYet ) {
      var %InvSaidYet 1
      echo -at <HeadHunter> Here are the current invasions!
    }
    if ( %CurrentProgress == 1000000 ) {
      if ( !%CurrentSpecial ) { echo -at <HeadHunter> Watch out, there's a Mega Invasion! %CurrentColor $+ %CurrentType2 have taken over  $+ %CurrentDistrict $+ ! $read(invmessages.txt) }
      elseif ( %CurrentSpecial == Skelecogs ) { echo -at <HeadHunter> Watch out, there's a Mega Invasion!14 %CurrentType Skelecogs have taken over  $+ %CurrentDistrict $+ ! $read(invmessages.txt) }
      elseif ( %CurrentSpecial == 2.0 echo -at <HeadHunter> Watch out, there's a Mega Invasion! %CurrentColor %+ Version 2.0 %CurrentType2 have taken over  $+ %CurrentDistrict $+ ! $read(invmessages.txt) )
    }
    elseif ( %CurrentSpecial == Skelecogs ) { echo -at <HeadHunter> Looks like there are 14 $+ %CurrentType Skelecogs invading  $+ %CurrentDistrict $+ ! There are %CurrentProgress of them left! $read(invmessages.txt) }
    elseif ( %CurrentSpecial == 2.0 ) { echo -at <HeadHunter> Watch out, there are %CurrentColor $+ Version 2.0 %CurrentType2 invading  $+ %CurrentDistrict $+ ! There are %CurrentProgress of them left! $read(invmessages.txt) }
    else { echo -at <HeadHunter> Looks like there are %CurrentColor $+ %CurrentType2 invading  $+ %CurrentDistrict $+ ! There are %CurrentProgress of them left! $read(invmessages.txt) }
  }
  goto ds
  :ads
  if ( !%InvSaidYet ) {
    echo -at <HeadHunter> Looks like there are currently no invasions! Toontown is safe!
  }
}
;That's the end of my part of the script. Now begins Hawkee's JSON for mIRC script.

alias JSONVersion {
  if ($isid) {
    return $iif($1 != short,JSONForMirc v,v) $+ 0.2.4
  }
}
alias JSONError {
  if ($isid) {
    return %JSONError
  }
}