lil Jesus (Corphish) @ Choice Band
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 5
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Crabhammer
- Knock Off
- X-Scissor

Head Strong (Cranidos) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sheer Force
Level: 5
EVs: 236 Atk / 36 SpD / 212 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Slide
- Fire Punch
- Zen Headbutt
- Superpower

Tiny Wings (Zubat) @ Life Orb
Ability: Infiltrator
Level: 5
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Roost
- U-turn
- Poison Fang

FUCK THIS (Voltorb) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Aftermath
Level: 5
EVs: 36 HP / 196 Atk / 80 SpA / 196 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Explosion
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Switch
- Return

IDK (Bronzor) @ Eviolite
Ability: Levitate
Level: 5
EVs: 244 Atk / 228 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Earthquake