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- >After the friendly visit with Applejack you decide to pay a visit to your friend Rarity.
- >You see her sitting down with that Blue Blood dude.
- >He's kinda off to the side speaking with company.
- >Walking a bit closer you see Rara is putting on a -painfully- fake smile.
- >Getting closer she notices you and nearly begs you to get closer.
- >Taking your seat next to her she begins to check if Blue Balls can hear.
- >Judging that he can't hear, she begins to speak.
- >"Anon this date is killing me!"
- >Really? She kinda said he was a prince charming or something.
- "Bad huh? I thought you said he's a prissy boy?"
- >"Yeah I know what I said. But he has the etiquette of a monkey! But not like you darling."
- >Somehow that apology only made it worse.
- "I've never been one to let a lady suffer. How about you let me have a word with him?"
- >"Really you'd do that? Oh thank you Anon!"
- >The talking seemed to get blue bloods attention.
- >"Ugh, what are you doing with my lady!?"
- >Wow, his voice makes you wanna puke.
- "Look here Blue Balls, we need to talk."
- >"Never in a million years."
- >You grab him by the ear and humiliatingly pull him to a more private situation, away from Rare.
- >"Ugh, unhand me you brute!"
- >You let go and pin him to a wall.
- "Look here Blue Balls-"
- >"Blue Blood."
- "Whatever, I see the way you're treating my friend Rarity, and I want you to stop."
- >"Why would I want to do that?"
- "Because she deserves better than you. I've seen you two go at it and I don't like what I see. She has been doing nothing but give you chances all night and you treat her like shit. Listen, she's probably the nest pony you'll ever meet and has a heart of gold. So I want you to go over there and not fuck up this chance which is probably your last."
- >"Why would I do anything a monkey tells me to?"
- "Don't do it for me, do it for the nicest pony you'll probably ever meet."
- >You let go of him and he doesn't seem to give what you said a single thought.
- >You walk over to the regal mare greeting guests.
- >"Oh, hello Anon."
- >She turns back for a minute.
- >"Welcome to the Grand Galloping Gala."
- "Hey could we talk princess?"
- >"Maybe we could talk later-welcome to the Grand Galloping Gala- I've got ponies to talk to."
- "Hold up a minute."
- >You turn to the line of ponies.
- "Yo, welcome to the GGG I'm gonna borrow the princess for a second."
- >The crowd starts talking.
- >"Okay."
- >"Yeah, sure."
- >"Don't see why not."
- >You turn back and see the princess with her jaw open.
- "Now you got some time."
- >You take the princess to a more secluded location.
- >She takes a deep exhale.
- >"Thank you so much Anonymous,my throat was beginning to hurt."
- "No problem your highness, just wanted to get a good word out. So how are you doing at your special party?"
- >"Ugh, it's a disaster, every year I deal with these assholes. It's the most boring day of Equestria!"
- >"Assholes? That kinda made you think she would light herself a cig if Equestria had any.
- "Well princess, you've done this longer than I've been alive, I'm sure you can handle it."
- >"It's like having a day dedicated to hello."
- "Well now that you've got some time, I wanted to tell you that Twilight has been wanting to talk to you all night but hasn't had the chance."
- >"Oh Anon, you always are looking out for your friend, that's a very good trait. I gave them that plus one because I knew they would ask you."
- "Why not just give me one?"
- >"Because you would have never excepted if there wasn't fear of disappointing your friends. And I knew you would want to challenge yourself with that, how'd you call it, "pony poon quest?""
- >Damn she's good.
- >"Thank you for giving me this alone time. Maybe I can give a little extra time for you after the party."
- >Oh god not again with the d, let the damn boy rest!
- >This pony poon is starting to get a little bad, if that's possible.
- >"I have to go now Anon, I hope you have fun."
- "Thank you, and same to you."
- >She walk off and greets Twilight who is practically beaming.
- >She mouths out the words "thank you" before walking off with the princess.
- >They kick start the the conversation and talk about things you can't hear from this distance.
- >Okay, it's defiantly been enough time, gotta go back to the pussy at hand.
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