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- “Mrrrow.”
- “Seriously? Again? How do you keep finding the peyote users?”
- “Purr purr.”
- “...Well I guess this is okay. Not like last time. I hope you realize how much that fake 'barking' sounds like those ridiculously racist accents.”
- “Meow.”
- “Okay, okay, maybe you don't- Anya stop you're too big for my lap- or... don't stop. Okay. I guess I'm just stuck here now.”
- “Mrrrrrrr.”
- “This is fine.”
- “Mrrow.”
- “Yeah I know.”
- “Purrrrrrrrrrr.”
- “No, I refuse to fall into that trap. I'm not going to pet your tummy because then you are going to bite me. That's how cats work.”
- “Meow.”
- “And furthermore, you're not even a cat. You're a person who thinks she is a cat.”
- “Meooooowwww.”
- “Alright, fine, I'll- OW! See? See I knew you would bite me! Stop- stop licking it. Stop. You're not gonna stop are you.”
- “Meow.”
- “Okay, fine. Be that way you big stupid asshole.”
- “Meeooow.”
- “...I love you too.”
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