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[Scratchstuck] Rosalind: Enter

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  1. [06:51] * haughtyArtemis [HA] began pestering ambitiousAvocado [AA]
  2. [06:51] <haughtyArtemis> I think it's time to go.
  3. [06:51] <AmbitiousAvocado> Yeah, so much for time to prepare.
  4. [06:52] <haughtyArtemis> Preparation is one thing, but panic is another. We might not have time for the former, but we can at least make sure we avoid the latter.
  5. [06:52] * AmbitiousAvocado opens the "server" file
  6. [06:52] <haughtyArtemis> Do you know which file we're supposed to run?
  7. [06:52] <Ken> It prompts you to enter a handle.
  8. [06:52] <AmbitiousAvocado> I flipped a coin and it landed on "server"
  9. [06:53] <AmbitiousAvocado> It wants me to enter a Pesterchum handle
  10. [06:53] <AmbitiousAvocado> guess it's like signing in?
  11. [06:53] <haughtyArtemis> Maybe it connects to your account, yeah.
  12. [06:53] * AmbitiousAvocado tries entering her own handle
  13. [06:53] <haughtyArtemis> Try it. I'll see if there's anything better with Client.
  14. [06:53] * haughtyArtemis opens the Client file.
  15. [06:53] <Ken> It gives you an error message, saying something about dead sessions being bad.
  16. [06:54] <AmbitiousAvocado> Huh, it didn't like that
  17. [06:54] <AmbitiousAvocado> Let me play around with it a bit.
  18. [06:54] <Ken> The Client file opens up a black box with code in it but does nothing else.
  19. [06:54] * haughtyArtemis reads the code to see if there's anything legible in it that might provide a hint for how to start the game.
  20. [06:54] * AmbitiousAvocado tries entering "Anna Lane"
  21. [06:55] <Ken> Rosalind, you see nothing useful beyond code Jargon.
  22. [06:55] <Ken> Anna, it tells you again to enter a handle.
  23. [06:55] <haughtyArtemis> Alright, the client file is useless. It's just a bunch of meaningless code.
  24. [06:56] <AmbitiousAvocado> Ok, I think I might be bad at this game. It's not accepting my handle or my name.
  25. [06:56] <haughtyArtemis> What exactly does it say?
  26. [06:56] <AmbitiousAvocado> Just says to enter a handle
  27. [06:57] <haughtyArtemis> Try making one up? If this is connected to pesterchum already, it might have the same rules that stop to people from having the same handle.
  28. [06:59] <AmbitiousAvocado> Um, ok. Wait, then what if all 4 of us just use each others handles? It might get confusing but it's a way around it I guess.
  29. [06:59] <haughtyArtemis> That sounds like it would trip the same problem as putting in a handle that's already been used, but I guess it's worth a shot.
  30. [07:00] * haughtyArtemis runs her own server file to try and see if she can figure out how to use it
  31. [07:00] <AmbitiousAvocado> Who knows, not being able to use your own name seems like a pretty bad bug to me in the first place.
  32. [07:01] * AmbitiousAvocado tries typing "haughtyArtemis"
  33. [07:01] <Ken> You open the server file and look around, seeing a Spirograph and a text box with the instructions to "Enter a Handle."
  34. [07:01] <Ken> It is then that your Client file pops up, informing you that ambitiousAvocado is trying to connect.
  35. [07:01] <Ken> Accept?
  36. [07:02] <haughtyArtemis> That's true. Something this important shouldn't have bugs, considering how much effort has already been put in.
  37. [07:02] * haughtyArtemis Accepts.
  38. [07:02] <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh, I did a thing!
  39. [07:03] <Ken> The Client application closes, taking you back to the desktop, and Anna's desktop now has a game hud of sorts with all sorts of buttons and a lady next to a computer.
  40. [07:03] <haughtyArtemis> ... My file just crashed.
  41. [07:04] <AmbitiousAvocado> Uh, mine didn't. I'm not sure what it did.
  42. [07:04] <haughtyArtemis> Maybe you're right, and this game does have some bugs after all.
  43. [07:04] <Ken> Both of you wonder how such a buggy game is going to save the world.
  44. [07:04] <AmbitiousAvocado> I suddenly have a lot of buttons. and I can see someone now.
  45. [07:05] <Ken> Could you explain your room to Anna, Rosalind?
  46. [07:05] <AmbitiousAvocado> Like a weird third person perspective. Let me see if I can find out how to zoom out this camera.
  47. [07:06] * haughtyArtemis is currently still sitting on the bed of one of the guest rooms. It contains a dresser, an empty closet, a small table with no chair to speak of, a few cookie crumbs on the floor, and an open door to the destruction of her upstairs hallway.
  48. [07:07] <haughtyArtemis> You see someone on your screen?
  49. [07:07] <haughtyArtemis> Is it one of the gods?
  50. [07:07] <AmbitiousAvocado> No it's....
  51. [07:07] <AmbitiousAvocado> You.
  52. [07:08] <haughtyArtemis> What.
  53. [07:08] <AmbitiousAvocado> I see you, sitting on a bed in what looks like your house.
  54. [07:09] <Ken> Anna sees a prompt from the game. 'Hello, and welcome to SCratch. If you're playing this, it means you have a chance to survive the coming apocalypse. Congratulations! To beat the game, you must use the tools provided to you to get your client safety, to do this, you must alchemize the Entry Item in a timely manner. Remember to throw something into
  55. [07:09] <Ken> the Kernelsprite, and beat the time limit! Good luck and have fun!'
  56. [07:09] <AmbitiousAvocado> And it's not just a still image either, this is like live video feed.
  57. [07:09] * haughtyArtemis stands up, and continues typing
  58. [07:09] <haughtyArtemis> That doesn't make any sense. There aren't any cameras in the guest rooms.
  59. [07:10] <AmbitiousAvocado> I mean, maybe it's a recording? Try waving.
  60. [07:10] <AmbitiousAvocado> Wait, I'm getting something on my end.
  61. [07:10] * haughtyArtemis tentatively waves to the corner of the ceiling that seems most likely to have a secret camera.
  62. [07:12] <AmbitiousAvocado> Yeah, it's a live feed.
  63. [07:12] <AmbitiousAvocado> I...honestly feel a bit creeped out here. Kinda like spying on you.
  64. [07:12] <haughtyArtemis> That's... pretty worrying. Did I at least get the direction right?
  65. [07:12] <Ken> Anna, the prompt?
  66. [07:13] <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh but the game said we have a time limit. Apparently we have to "alchemize" something?
  67. [07:13] <haughtyArtemis> My real question, though, is why bother with one of the guest rooms? Nobody is ever in here.
  68. [07:13] <haughtyArtemis> Right, good point. We can't panic, but we're still on a time limit here.
  69. [07:13] <haughtyArtemis> Alright. How do we alchemize something?
  70. [07:13] <AmbitiousAvocado> I'm guessing these buttons and tools I can select have something to do with it.
  71. [07:15] <haughtyArtemis> Try everything.
  72. [07:15] <AmbitiousAvocado> Uh, well I guess let me press some random buttons
  73. [07:16] <Ken> Out of sheer randomness, you click the 'Place' Button and also manage to click on the..
  74. [07:16] <Ken> Why are names failing me.
  75. [07:16] <Ken> The one with a giant button to press and a wheel.
  76. [07:16] <AmbitiousAvocado> Ok I see, buildings? Let's try this "totem lathe"
  77. [07:17] <haughtyArtemis> (( http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Phernalia_Registry ))
  78. [07:17] <Ken> The totem lathe is a thin and long machine that has pointy objects. When you click it, Rosalind sees it floating in her room.
  79. [07:17] <Ken> Just.. there.
  80. [07:18] * haughtyArtemis stares.
  81. [07:18] * haughtyArtemis glances back to her computer, then back to the totem lathe, then back to the computer once more.
  82. [07:18] <haughtyArtemis> What.
  83. [07:18] <AmbitiousAvocado> Ok, looks I'm supposed to place this somewhere. Maybe it snaps to a place on my screen
  84. [07:19] <AmbitiousAvocado> That's gonna get cluttered.
  85. [07:20] <haughtyArtemis> Just set it off to the side. It can't be that cluttered.
  86. [07:20] <Ken> It does not snap anywhere, but the room has enough room for it.
  87. [07:20] <AmbitiousAvocado> Uhg, it only wants to go in the middle of the screen, that's gonna make it hard to see though. How do I get rid of this for now?
  88. [07:21] * AmbitiousAvocado accidentaly clicks while the totem lathe is suspended above the bed.
  89. [07:24] <Ken2> The bed is destroyed.
  90. [07:25] <Ken2> You murderer.
  91. [07:25] <AmbitiousAvocado> Uh...Did I just...
  92. [07:25] * haughtyArtemis reacts in an entirely reasonable way to the destruction of her bed, and shoots the lathe repeatedly with one of her guns.
  93. [07:26] <AmbitiousAvocado> Um, oops?
  94. [07:26] * haughtyArtemis then relaxes enough to realize what happened, and salvages her laptop from the wreckage.
  95. [07:26] <Ken2> Paint splats against it.
  96. [07:26] <Ken2> You hear a loud gunshot.
  97. [07:26] <haughtyArtemis> Okay, so that happened.
  98. [07:26] <AmbitiousAvocado> Right...sorry about the bed.
  99. [07:26] <Ken2> And a far off 'whooo'
  100. [07:27] * haughtyArtemis smirks. "Go get them, Joe."
  101. [07:27] <haughtyArtemis> It's fine. That wasn't mine anyway.
  102. [07:27] <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh, good. Though I guess I could have just made you a new one.
  103. [07:28] <AmbitiousAvocado> So I guess we know I can just kinda make things now.
  104. [07:28] <Ken2> Theres the cruxtruder, Alchemeter, and a pre punched card.
  105. [07:28] <Ken2> All of which are free.
  106. [07:28] <haughtyArtemis> Welcome to godhood. Apparently it's pretty dangerous.
  107. [07:28] <Ken2> You see your 'money' in the corner of the screen.
  108. [07:28] <Ken2> 20 'grist'
  109. [07:28] <AmbitiousAvocado> Is that my god power? Cause not gonna lie, I'm mildly disappointed.
  110. [07:29] * haughtyArtemis reloads her gun of choice and moves the laptop over to the table and continues to type while standing at it.
  111. [07:29] <Ken2> Rosalind remembers teleports and laser beams.
  112. [07:29] <Ken2> Like straight out of an Anime.
  113. [07:29] <AmbitiousAvocado> Oh well. Let me place the rest of this stuff down and maybe we can figure out what to do.
  114. [07:29] <haughtyArtemis> I'm pretty sure there's more to it than just this.
  115. [07:30] <haughtyArtemis> Way more.
  116. [07:30] <Ken2> What floor are we on?
  117. [07:30] <AmbitiousAvocado> Well that's good. Hm, there's not much room here but I've been playing with the controls. I think I can move this camera around.
  118. [07:30] <haughtyArtemis> ((Second floor))
  119. [07:31] <haughtyArtemis> That works. If you need, we can move to another room.
  120. [07:31] <Ken2> When you zoom out you see a man on the roof with a gigantic sniper rifle pointed in the air.
  121. [07:32] <AmbitiousAvocado> Rosalind.
  122. [07:32] <AmbitiousAvocado> Did you know there is a man with a gun on your roof?
  123. [07:32] <haughtyArtemis> That's just Crazy Joe, don't worry about him.
  124. [07:32] <Ken2> A loud boom echoes out as Anna's screen shakes.
  125. [07:33] <Ken2> "COME GET SOME"
  126. [07:33] <AmbitiousAvocado> Uh, ok sure. I'll leave that be then.
  127. [07:33] <haughtyArtemis> He's harmless.
  128. [07:33] <AmbitiousAvocado> ((what kind of roof? Is it flat?))
  129. [07:34] <Ken2> He's hanging off the side of a water basin. Maybe.
  130. [07:34] <haughtyArtemis> ((Sure, that. Crazy Joe does what he wants))
  131. [07:35] <Ken2> It's flat otherwise.
  132. [07:35] <haughtyArtemis> Alright, he's not harmless in the slightest. He's incredibly dangerous, but he's dangerous in a direction that isn't pointed at any of us.
  133. [07:35] <haughtyArtemis> ((Flat works for me))
  134. [07:35] * AmbitiousAvocado selects the "cruxtruder" and places it on the roof
  135. [07:36] <AmbitiousAvocado> If you say so.
  136. [07:36] <Ken2> It shimmers with an unlighted timer, wheel and cap included.
  137. [07:38] <AmbitiousAvocado> Well theres a thing on your roof now. I'm still not sure what any of it does.
  138. [07:38] <haughtyArtemis> On the roof?
  139. [07:38] <AmbitiousAvocado> Let's try this last thing.
  140. [07:38] <AmbitiousAvocado> I needed a flat empty space, these things aren't small!
  141. [07:38] * AmbitiousAvocado starts looking around the house for more open areas
  142. [07:38] <Ken2> Is there a way to get on the roof?
  143. [07:39] <Ken2> The roof is massive.
  144. [07:39] <haughtyArtemis> ((There's a ladder up from the third floor that leads to a trapdoor))
  145. [07:39] <Ken2> But the foyer thats been destroyed might also be a good choice.
  146. [07:39] * haughtyArtemis types "Anna, that's two floors up!", then changes her mind and deletes it.
  147. [07:39] <haughtyArtemis> I'll make it work.
  148. [07:40] == Ken2 has changed nick to Ken
  149. [07:40] * haughtyArtemis captchalogues her laptop into an unloaded revolver stack, then starts running up to the roof.
  150. [07:41] <AmbitiousAvocado> Ok, well I'll try and make the next one closer then. Let me see if I can clear this rubble.
  151. [07:41] <Ken> Roll acrobatics.
  152. [07:41] <haughtyArtemis> !roll 1d20+5
  153. [07:41] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [3+5] : {8}
  154. [07:41] * AmbitiousAvocado picks up some of the rubble and drags it over into the next room, whereever that is.
  155. [07:41] <Ken> Roll sleight of Hand anna.
  156. [07:42] <haughtyArtemis> ((That would be another guest room))
  157. [07:42] <AmbitiousAvocado> !roll 1d20+2
  158. [07:42] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [19+2] : {21}
  159. [07:42] <Ken> Rosa almost falls over as a meteor lands in the city not too far away.
  160. [07:43] <Ken> You clear everything out of the way swiftly, just in time for Rosa to get to the ladder.
  161. [07:43] * haughtyArtemis shoves the trapdoor open and climbs up.
  162. [07:43] * AmbitiousAvocado places the alchemeter in the cleared space
  163. [07:44] <AmbitiousAvocado> Wow, you weren't wrong. This place is a mess.
  164. [07:44] <Ken> You reach the roof, seeing a sky filled with fire as meteors rain down across the country side.
  165. [07:44] <haughtyArtemis> "Hey Joe. Long story."
  166. [07:44] <Ken> Crazy Joe shoots the ones that get too close.
  167. [07:44] * haughtyArtemis checks out the cruxtruder.
  168. [07:45] <Ken> It sits there, being a cruxtruder.
  169. [07:45] <haughtyArtemis> Anna, what am I actually supposed to do with these?
  170. [07:46] <Ken> That wheel and cap look interesting.
  171. [07:46] <AmbitiousAvocado> Got me, I placed another thing in the god-bomb site. Let me check out the last one.
  172. [07:47] <Ken> Its a captcha card with punched holes.
  173. [07:47] * haughtyArtemis types "Why do you keep putting them so far apart?", then deletes it without sending. Gotta be nice with friends.
  174. [07:47] * haughtyArtemis tries to spin the wheel.
  175. [07:47] * AmbitiousAvocado selects the "punch card" looking it over confused. Then decides to drop it next to Rosalind
  176. [07:47] <Ken> Roll strength.
  177. [07:47] <haughtyArtemis> !Roll 1d20+1
  178. [07:47] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [9+1] : {10}
  179. [07:48] <Ken> It moves a bit, but not enough.
  180. [07:48] * haughtyArtemis tries again. "Come on, you stupid thing."
  181. [07:48] <Ken> Put some elbow grease into it!
  182. [07:48] <haughtyArtemis> !Roll 1d20+1
  183. [07:48] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [6+1] : {7}
  184. [07:49] <Ken> The lack of progress is frustrating.
  185. [07:49] * haughtyArtemis whips out Lead and Z and solves her problems with bullets. She means paintballs.
  186. [07:49] <Ken> Roll to hit?
  187. [07:50] <haughtyArtemis> How many times?
  188. [07:50] <Ken> How many times are you shooting?
  189. [07:50] <haughtyArtemis> As many times as possible. Unload is limited to three shots per target, but each gun has six shots before reloading if not using Unload
  190. [07:51] <Ken> Just roll three times.
  191. [07:51] <haughtyArtemis> !Roll 3#1d20+6
  192. [07:51] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [9+6] : {15} (1d20+6) [17+6] : {23} (1d20+6) [15+6] : {21}
  193. [07:52] <Ken> Somehow, the bullets turn the wheel and the cap flies off, depositing a bunch of hard green things and a floating Spirograph
  194. [07:52] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Attaboy."
  195. [07:52] <Ken> Paint*
  196. [07:52] * haughtyArtemis returns to her computer.
  197. [07:53] <haughtyArtemis> Alright, I've got a start here. Do you know what's next?
  198. [07:53] <Ken> The spirograph follows, and the timer clicks to 3 minutes.
  199. [07:53] * haughtyArtemis gives it a weird look, then sees the timer.
  200. [07:54] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Joe. How many more shots do you have?"
  201. [07:54] <AmbitiousAvocado> I dropped a punch card next to you, looks like it might fit the alchemeter.
  202. [07:54] <haughtyArtemis> Which one is that?
  203. [07:54] * haughtyArtemis grabs the card.
  204. [07:54] <Ken> "Lass, I have more ammo than I sell!"
  205. [07:54] <AmbitiousAvocado> The one at ground 0
  206. [07:55] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "That's... actually really kind of wonderful."
  207. [07:55] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Keep it up, then."
  208. [07:55] <haughtyArtemis> On it.
  209. [07:55] * haughtyArtemis takes the punchcard and runs back down to the second floor balcony where the god fight took place.
  210. [07:56] <Ken> You can see outside here, right?
  211. [07:56] <haughtyArtemis> ((There are a few visible windows, yes))
  212. [07:56] * AmbitiousAvocado starts looking around the house a bit. Examining the kitchen in particular.
  213. [07:56] <AmbitiousAvocado> ((and holes in the wall might help))
  214. [07:57] <Ken> The Kernelsprite vibrates at you both with panic.
  215. [07:57] <Ken> Anna, what are you looking form
  216. [07:57] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "What are you supposed to be?"
  217. [07:58] <AmbitiousAvocado> ((just poking around))
  218. [07:58] <Ken> It doesnt respond past vibration.
  219. [07:58] <Ken> Anna, you find a super fork in the kitchen.
  220. [07:59] <Ken> It's like five feet long.
  221. [07:59] <haughtyArtemis> ((Kitchen is fairly modern, with a lot of granite countertops and polished chrome. One cupboard has been left hanging open, with a half-sealed jar of cookies inside.))
  222. [07:59] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Then shut up. I'm working."
  223. [07:59] * haughtyArtemis tries to figure out how to use the punched card with the alchemiter.
  224. [07:59] * AmbitiousAvocado tries to grab the jar of cookies
  225. [08:00] <Ken> The alchemiter does not have a slot for the punched card!!
  226. [08:00] <Ken> You might be able to fit a dowel though.
  227. [08:00] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Oh come on!"
  228. [08:00] * haughtyArtemis runs BACK up to the roof to grab one of those.
  229. [08:00] <Ken> Anna you grab the jar.
  230. [08:01] <Ken> 1:20
  231. [08:01] <Ken> You grab one.
  232. [08:01] * AmbitiousAvocado places the jar on the alchemeter
  233. [08:01] * AmbitiousAvocado then goes for the giant fork.
  234. [08:01] <Ken> The alchemeter doesnt respond!
  235. [08:01] * Rosalind_Vasiliev informs Crazy Joe that "You would expect saving the world to involve more displays of power, not just running back and forth!"
  236. [08:02] * haughtyArtemis then takes the dowel back downstairs to the alchemiter.
  237. [08:02] <Ken> The Kernelsprite zooms in front of you, trying to divert you to the lathe.
  238. [08:02] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Fine, fine, whatever."
  239. [08:02] * haughtyArtemis goes into the guest room instead of continuing down the hallway to the lathe.
  240. [08:03] <Ken> Anna you pick up the fork.
  241. [08:03] <Ken> It has a slot for the card and a dowel.
  242. [08:03] * haughtyArtemis works out how to connect the dowel and the card to the lathe, which should be fairly simple, and activates it.
  243. [08:03] <AmbitiousAvocado> Hey what is that thing that following you around anyway?
  244. [08:03] <AmbitiousAvocado> It looks important.
  245. [08:04] <haughtyArtemis> Apparently, it's the sparkly floating thing that guides you through a video game.
  246. [08:04] <Ken> It makes a carved dowel that looks almost like a gun.
  247. [08:04] * haughtyArtemis gives the dowel an approving nod.
  248. [08:04] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Alright Sparkles, where to now?"
  249. [08:04] <AmbitiousAvocado> Huh, I wonder if it does anything else...
  250. [08:05] <Ken> It vibrates with such intensity that you have to shield your eyes.
  251. [08:05] <Ken> That must mean something important needs to happen!
  252. [08:05] * haughtyArtemis is already wearing goggles to shield her eyes. Foresight!
  253. [08:05] <AmbitiousAvocado> Hey cut that out! No blinding my friends!
  254. [08:06] <Ken> Anna, what did the prompt say when you started SCratch?
  255. [08:06] * AmbitiousAvocado tries to poke the floating orb with super fork
  256. [08:06] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Fine, fine. What else do I have to do with this?"
  257. [08:06] * haughtyArtemis removes the totem from the lathe.
  258. [08:07] <Ken> It absorbs the super fork in a blaze of 'why would you do this.'
  259. [08:07] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "... Uh."
  260. [08:07] <AmbitiousAvocado> Uh, oops again?
  261. [08:07] <Ken> It now has a Fork in its center.
  262. [08:07] <AmbitiousAvocado> It ate the fork, neat.
  263. [08:07] <Ken> It zooms off to the alchemeter.
  264. [08:08] <haughtyArtemis> Why did you just feed a fork to Sparkles?
  265. [08:08] <Ken> "LASS"
  266. [08:08] * AmbitiousAvocado decides not to touch the fork orb anymore
  267. [08:08] <Ken> "WE HAVE A PROBLEM"
  268. [08:08] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Aww nuts."
  269. [08:08] * haughtyArtemis starts running back upstairs yet again.
  270. [08:08] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "WHAT'S UP, JOE?"
  271. [08:08] <AmbitiousAvocado> Hey I dunno. I'm just as confused as you right now.
  272. [08:09] <Ken> Boom after boom of shots ring out as a massive meteor, the size of the entire city breaches the atmosphere.
  273. [08:09] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "... Oh. That's up."
  274. [08:09] <Ken> Its not harming it.
  275. [08:09] <AmbitiousAvocado> Look I remember there being a prompt about, alchemizing something, and the alchemeter is the last thing that hasn't...done anything.
  276. [08:09] <Ken> The timer says thirty seconds.
  277. [08:10] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Crazy Joe, get inside. You aren't helping out here."
  278. [08:10] <Ken> He packs up his sniper rifle and rushes after you.
  279. [08:10] <Ken> "We have a plan Lass?"
  280. [08:10] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "We have a guess."
  281. [08:11] <AmbitiousAvocado> Hey, the timer is running out! Get down there and, uh, alchemize.
  282. [08:11] * haughtyArtemis jumps down the ladder and races back downstairs once more.
  283. [08:11] <Ken> "Works for me."
  284. [08:11] * haughtyArtemis puts the dowel on the alchemiter, shoving her cookie jar aside.
  285. [08:11] <Ken> You make it back, and the meteor comes closer.
  286. [08:11] <Ken> 25 seconds. Anna watches it raptly.
  287. [08:11] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Why cookies!?"
  288. [08:12] <Ken> A button lights up.
  289. [08:12] <Ken> 20 seconds.
  290. [08:12] * haughtyArtemis slams her fist on the button.
  291. [08:12] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Come on come on comeoncomeoncomeon..."
  292. [08:13] <Ken> A pure green bomb with a timer appears. As the timer on the Cruxtruder clicks down to 15 seconds, the bomb says 20 seconds.
  293. [08:13] <Ken> It's not going to make it.
  294. [08:14] * Rosalind_Vasiliev, who can't see the cruxtruder from here, nods. "That'll do."
  295. [08:14] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Back up. Again."
  296. [08:14] * Rosalind_Vasiliev takes the bomb and goes back up. Again.
  297. [08:14] <AmbitiousAvocado> Rosalind, I need you to trust me on this and do what you do best. SHOOT IT!
  298. [08:15] <Ken> "We just have to wait?"
  299. [08:15] <Ken> You make it up the ladder, finding the meteor where you left it only closer.
  300. [08:15] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Waiting isn't good enough, when we're ground zero."
  301. [08:15] <Ken> 7 on the cruxtruder, 12 on the bomb.
  302. [08:15] <Ken> The meteor will hit before then.
  303. [08:16] <haughtyArtemis> How big is the bomb?
  304. [08:16] <Ken> "The meteor! LASS THE GUN."
  305. [08:16] <Ken> 4
  306. [08:16] <Ken> 3
  307. [08:16] <haughtyArtemis> Is that a yes or a no on it fitting into Deus Occisor?
  308. [08:16] <Ken> 2
  309. [08:17] <Ken> What?
  310. [08:17] <haughtyArtemis> [08:16] <haughtyArtemis> How big is the bomb?
  311. [08:17] <Ken> No, it doesnt fit.
  312. [08:17] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "Nuts."
  313. [08:17] <AmbitiousAvocado> Rosalind you dope! SHOOT THE BOMB!
  314. [08:18] * Rosalind_Vasiliev takes out Deus Occisor anyway, and kills God.
  315. [08:18] <Ken> Or shoot the gun that was described to be able to shoot meteors at the meteors.
  316. [08:19] * Rosalind_Vasiliev then kicks the bomb off the roof.
  317. [08:20] <Ken> You shoot the meteor with Deus Occisor, it being too close to miss. The bullet leaves the chamber and knocks you on your ass, what happens next can't be described.
  318. [08:20] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Even though I have five more seconds to get rid of the bomb?
  319. [08:20] <Ken> The entire thing seems to collapse on itself, chunks falling around your house as it deletes itself.
  320. [08:20] <Ken> The cruxtruder hits zero.
  321. [08:20] <Ken> Nothing happens.
  322. [08:21] * Rosalind_Vasiliev GETS RID OF THE BOMB.
  323. [08:21] <Ken> The bomb continues to count down, and then explodes when the five seconds are up.
  324. [08:21] <Ken> You dissapear in a flash of white.
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