You'll Understand When You're Older

A young Mabel Pines is lying on the floor coloring in her living room.

Younger sibling Dipper Pines walks up to his sister with a simple yet complex question.

"Mabel, where do babies come from?"

Mabel dropped her crayon. A mortified look came across her face.

Confusion. Fear. Hunger. All of these feelings assaulting her all at once.

Sure, Mabel liked to talk big on the playground, but that's what it was. All talk.

She didn't know where babies came from. It wasn't until several weeks ago that she learned what a baby was!

But she couldn't Dipper know that. She could never live it down. She was the older sibling, after all.

A smirk came upon Mabel's face.

"Oh bro-bro, I would if I could but I can't. You're simply TOO YOUNG." Mabel assures her brother while rubbing his back.

Dipper was confused.

"But...we're the same age..."

"Hahahahaha no. I'm five minutes older, kiddo."

"I don't see how five minutes makes a difference."

"Of course you wouldn't. You have to be older to understand."

At this point, Dipper is fed up and leaves.

Mabel wipes her brow and expels a sigh of relief.

Bullet dodged.