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- >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
- >Tree rocks are stupid!
- >You never want to see one of these ever again!
- >Four of your herd follows at a distance afraid to get near you.
- >You are biting and kicking the stupid tree rock.
- >You have stepped on them, beat them with sorry sticks, bit them and they never open.
- >”Ahhhh! Stoopi! Stoo! Bad twee wock!”
- >You bite it up and toss it as far as you can.
- >You chase it and stomp it.
- >”Bad bad bad twee wock! Meanie bad meanie bad bad bad twee wock!”
- >You give it one more toss for good measure tossing it on the sidewalk.
- >You shake your hoof at it.
- >”Deadmeat wan yoo go way!”
- >Your body guards run up beside you, “Nuu hewd nee smawty! Nuu go near hoomins!”
- >You are still shaking your hoof at the tree rock, “Deadmeat nu wike twee wock stoopi dum dum twee-“
- >A two legged monster steps on the acorn causing it to crunch.
- >You freeze with your mouth open shocked.
- >There is a break in the monsters walking and you run up and grab the acorn and carry it under a bush.
- >The shell is broken and with a little effort you bite it and pull it off.
- >You stare at the inner nut, your body guards stare as well, “Wha dat?”
- >You take a tentative bite, it is crunchy.
- >You chew on it a bit, it taste a little bitter but it is good.
- >You eat the rest hungrily, “Deadmeat wike twee wock nummies… but how tuu wegged munsta-“
- >”eeeeeeeee!”
- >You hear fluffy screams in the distance.
- >Your body guards start to shake, one poops in fear, “Wha dat… munsta get fwuffy…”
- >You step from under the bush and look around.
- >Suddenly your heart skips a beat and it feels like your tummy drops.
- >A man in blue fur is walking over the hill into your area.
- >You take off at a gallop back to your area.
- >”eeeee! EeeeEEeeee!!”
- >You run faster, as you get closer to the hill a form comes flying over it.
- >The body of a fluffy hits the ground and starts to roll toward you.
- >You stop running and it comes to a rest at your feet.
- >You see an earth pony with blue grey fluffy and a dark blue mane look up at you.
- >Boo boo juice is seeping from his nose.
- >His body is twisted with his back legs pointing the wrong way to his back, his front legs are stiff an unmoving.
- >He smiles at you, “Yay.. daddeh fwuffy… come fo Dammit….”
- >You try to hug him back to health but you can feel him getting weaker.
- >”Nuuu, Deadmeat need stwong owchie fwen. Yoo get betteh!”
- >”Dammit wub daddeh smawty… yoo daddeh dat..” He wheezes a bit, “Yoo…dadddeh neber weave… Dam…”
- >He goes limp in your hooves.
- >”Nnnnnnnn! NnNNNNN! Dum dum two wegged munstas!”
- >You drop your friend and run to the top of the hill.
- >The blue furred monster has a large rock, “Run fuckers! See how far you can get!”
- >You look in front of him and see a small group of female fluffies running away.
- >They are trying to get to some bushes.
- >You see Roseberry is among them.
- >Another blue furred monster steps in, “Looks like you found another herd, let’s take these fuckers out!”
- >Fluffy screams fill your ears.
- >You turn back and see the group of females is decimated, bodies are strewn in a bloody path.
- >The other man has thrown the rock.
- >From under the rock you see a couple of tails and leggies sticking out.
- >You realize Roseberry is gone.
- >One of your owchie friends approaches a blue furred monster and puffs his cheeks.
- >”Go way! Fwuffy gif owchies!” His shaking legs give away his bravado.
- >The man gets on all fours in front of the fluffy, “Will bring it mother fucker!”
- >He swings hard punching the fluffy in its nose.
- >The fluffy flies backward, a sickening crunch echoes.
- >Blood is flowing from its nose and mouth, it hits the ground not moving and gasping for breaths.
- >Each exhale sends out a small cone of red mist.
- >The man is on top of it punching it brutally in its face over and over.
- >Each hit makes another crunch, “I GOD DAMN SAID BRING IT!!”
- >The fluffy quits moving all together as the man still punches.
- >You hear a whoosh, you turn and see the other man has a flame in one hand and spraying fire from the other.
- >He is walking around randomly setting members of your herd on fire.
- >You start puffing your cheeks and sparklies start to shoot from your horn.
- >You shout, your voice echoing through your area, “Wisten to smawty Deadmeat! Gif munstas owchies!”
- >Fluffies start to roll out of the bushes and from the woodline toward the blue furred monsters.
- >”BIGGEST OWCHIES!” You scream as you run down the hill.
- >One of the monsters starts to look around, “Which one said that!? We need to kill the smarty first!”
- >The remainder of your herd is crowding the men’s legs biting and bucking.
- >You run up but are in the rear of the group, you can’t ram either man.
- >”Fucking hell! Can’t set them on fire now!” The man puts the can and lighter back into his pockets.
- >The other has taken up to stomping the fluffies around him.
- >The man who was setting fluffies on fire pulls a baseball bat from a sheath on his back and starts to swing.
- >He looks like a giant growling as he swings into the crowd of hapless fluffies.
- >Bodies go flying with each swing of his bat.
- >You avoid him and concentrate on the one stomping his attackers.
- >Then you see something amazing, he loses his footing and falls back landing between two trees.
- >You see your chance, “GET DAT MUNSTA!”
- >The fluffies swarm on top of the downed man.
- >”Here! The smarty is over here!” The man shouts as he starts to toss fluffies off him.
- >he stands up with fluffies hanging on him biting his clothes.
- >Their weak jaws can’t hold on and several fall off.
- >Enough clump around his feet again and he stumbles and falls a second time.
- >He stumbles into a tree and falls down on an old limb.
- >You see your chance, his arms are out in front of him.
- >You charge with your horn down stabbing him in his armpit.
- >He lets out a howl of pain and jumps up.
- >You are getting close to him again, the fluffies have dwindled but a few are left.
- >In a fit of rage the man kicks.
- >He kicks one fluffy which rams into another which slams into you.
- >There is a repulsive crunch on the first fluffy.
- >The impact on your body is crushing but is absorbed by the other two fluffies.
- >It still sends you flying though the air.
- >You land a few yards away in a bush getting caught in its branches.
- >Your body is wracked in pain and you can barely move.
- >”EEEP!”, “AHH_”, “Dum dum mun- ACK!”
- >You hear small screams of pain and crunches as you hear the bat come down on the remaining fluffies.
- >”Holy fuck man, what happened!?”
- >”I fell on that stupid limb, think one of its braches stuck me.”
- >”SHIT! You really bleeding! Come on!”
- >You hear footsteps going away.
- >You grit your teeth and push aside the pain.
- >You twist and turn slowly falling through the branches to the ground.
- >You run out and look around.
- >You are shocked by what you see.
- >Fluffies are strewn everywhere, boo boo juice spatters the ground and trees.
- >There is no sound.
- >You realize…
- >yoo dum dum smawty!
- >Your herd is dead.
- >You walk out into your area realizing once again you are by yourself.
- >You let out a scream of rage.
- >You gallop over the hill.
- >The two legged monsters in blue fur are no where to be seen.
- >You stomp in frustration.
- >You run across the field to the sidewalk and start to yell at the two legged monsters.
- >”Yoo aww dum dum! Yoo meanie! Yoo bad! Bad! Bad munstas!”
- >You charge closer to the sidewalk.
- >Tears run down your face.
- >”Why yoo hate fwuffy! Yoo meanies bad munstas!”
- >You continue to berate the two legged monsters as you get close.
- >They ignore you like your words have no meaning to them.
- >You start to scream as they walk by.
- >”Deadmeat nuu wike yoo! Go way! Yoo AWW GO-“
- >You feel something fall over your body and your feet are knocked out from under you.
- >You feel strange and yet familiar, then it hits you.
- >”Calm down little fella. At least I got you and not those assholes.” The man in white is next to you.
- >You are in a net again.
- >You have been captured.
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