We will never claim its just /e/cchi
Just post consoles as lewd lassies~
While its off topic
Can't argue with MUH DICK
A mini /d/, right here on /v/

Its Con-sole-Tan Tuesday
Repost all the same old shit
Request ur hellish fetishes
"Its a Vidya premise!"

Don't question why they're all girls but PC
Or why this cartoon milf portrays the Wii
Xbones a cute girl
And the rest are all hot girls
No Discussions, Just erections

Its Console-Tan Tuesday
Barely topical comics
Vita is just Wa-ta-Mo-te
Post into the next day

Anthropomorphize, all game consoles
Draw them really stacked, Then fill their holes
Whys this on the board
Wheres the mods and why is this ignored?
I came good lord

Its Con-sole-Tan Tuesday
Check the booru for a fap
"Its board culture" they will all say
Its porn of them as traps!

Its Con-sole-Tan Tuesday
Toaster posts are at least fun
Tans get gay and still more risque
Drawfag! has it begun