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- FIRST MARKING PERIOD
- WELCOME TO MERRYWEATHER HIGH
- It is my first morning of high school. I have seven new note-
- books, a skirt I hate, and a stomachache.
- The school bus wheezes to my corner. The door opens and I
- step up. I am the first pickup of the day. The driver pulls away
- from the curb while I stand in the aisle. Where to sit? I've
- never been a backseat wasteease. If I sit in the middle, a
- stranger could sit next to me. If I sit in the front, it will make
- me look like a little kid, but I figure it's the best chance I have
- to make eye contact with one of my friends, if any of them
- have decided to talk to me yet.
- The bus picks up students in groups of four or five. As they
- walk down the aisle, people who were my middle-school lab
- partners or gym buddies glare at me. I close my eyes. This is
- what I've been dreading. As we leave the last stop, I am the
- only person sitting alone.
- The driver downshifts to drag us over the hills. The engine
- clanks, which makes the guys in the back holler something
- obscene. Someone is wearing too much cologne. I try to open
- my window, but the little latches won't move. A guy behind
- me unwraps his breakfast and shoots the wrapper at the back
- of my head. It bounces into my lap — a Ho-Ho.
- We pass janitors painting over the sign in front of the high
- school. The school board has decided that "Merryweather
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- High — Home of the Trojans" didn't send a strong abstinence
- message, so they have transformed us into the Blue Devils.
- Better the Devil you know than the Trojan you don't, I guess.
- School colors will stay purple and gray. The board didn't want
- to spring for new uniforms.
- Older students are allowed to roam until the bell, but ninth-
- graders are herded into the auditorium. We fall into clans:
- Jocks, Country Clubbers, Idiot Savants, Cheerleaders, Human
- Waste, Eurotrash, Future Fascists of America, Big Hair Chix,
- the Marthas, Suffering Artists, Thespians, Goths, Shredders. I
- am clanless. I wasted the last weeks of August watching bad
- cartoons. I didn't go to the mall, the lake, or the pool, or an-
- swer the phone. I have entered high school with the wrong
- hair, the wrong clothes, the wrong attitude. And I don't have
- anyone to sit with.
- I am Outcast.
- There is no point looking for my ex-friends. Our clan, the
- Plain Janes, has splintered and the pieces are being absorbed
- by rival factions. Nicole lounges with the Jocks, comparing
- scars from summer league sports. Ivy floats between the Suf-
- fering Artists on one side of the aisle and the Thespians on the
- other. She has enough personality to travel with two packs.
- Jessica has moved to Nevada. No real loss. She was mostly
- Ivy's friend, anyway.
- The kids behind me laugh so loud I know they're laughing
- about me. I can't help myself. I turn around. It's Rachel, sur-
- rounded by a bunch of kids wearing clothes that most defi-
- nitely did not come from the EastSide Mall. Rachel Bruin, my
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- ex-best friend. She stares at something above my left ear.
- Words climb up my throat. This was the girl who suffered
- through Brownies with me, who taught me how to swim, who
- understood about my parents, who didn't make fun of my
- bedroom. If there is anyone in the entire galaxy I am dying to
- tell what really happened, it's Rachel. My throat burns.
- Her eyes meet mine for a second. "I hate you," she mouths
- silently. She turns her back to me and laughs with her friends.
- I bite my lip. I am not going to think about it. It was ugly, but
- it's over, and I'm not going to think about it. My lip bleeds a
- little. It tastes like metal. I need to sit down.
- I stand in the center aisle of the auditorium, a wounded zebra
- in a National Geographic special, looking for someone, any-
- one, to sit next to. A predator approaches: gray jock buzz cut,
- whistle around a neck thicker than his head. Probably a social
- studies teacher, hired to coach a blood sport.
- Mr. Neck: "Sit."
- I grab a seat. Another wounded zebra turns and smiles at me.
- She's packing at least five grand worth of orthodontia, but has
- great shoes. "I'm Heather from Ohio," she says. "I'm new
- here. Are you?" I don't have time to answer. The lights dim
- and the indoctrination begins.
- THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL
- 1. We are here to help you.
- 2. You will have enough time to get to your class before
- the bell rings.
- 3. The dress code will be enforced.
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- 4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
- 5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
- 6. We expect more of you here.
- 7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
- 8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
- 9. Your locker combination is private.
- 10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.
- My first class is biology. I can't find it and get my first demerit
- for wandering the hall. It is 8:50 in the morning. Only 699
- days and 7 class periods until graduation.
- OUR TEACHERS ARE THE BEST . . .
- My English teacher has no face. She has uncombed stringy
- hair that droops on her shoulders. The hair is black from her
- part to her ears and then neon orange to the frizzy ends. I
- can't decide if she had pissed off her hairdresser or is morph-
- ing into a monarch butterfly. I call her Hairwoman.
- Hairwoman wastes twenty minutes taking attendance because
- she won't look at us. She keeps her head bent over her desk so
- the hair flops in front of her face. She spends the rest of class
- writing on the board and speaking to the flag about our re-
- quired reading. She wants us to write in our class journals
- every day, but promises not to read them. I write about how
- weird she is.
- We have journals in social studies, too. The school must have
- gotten a good price on journals. We are studying American
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- history for the ninth time in nine years. Another review
- of map skills, one week of Native Americans, Christ-
- opher Columbus in time for Columbus Day, the Pilgrims in
- time for Thanksgiving. Every year they say we're going to get
- right up to the present, but we always get stuck in the Indus-
- trial Revolution. We got to World War I in seventh grade —
- who knew there had been a war with the whole world? We
- need more holidays to keep the social studies teachers on
- track.
- My social studies teacher is Mr. Neck, the same guy who
- growled at me to sit down in the auditorium. He remembers
- me fondly. "I got my eye on you. Front row."
- Nice seeing you again, too. I bet he suffers from post-traumatic
- stress disorder. Vietnam or Iraq — one of those TV wars.
- SPOTLIGHT
- I find my locker after social studies. The lock sticks a little,
- but I open it. I dive into the stream of fourth-period lunch stu-
- dents and swim down the hall to the cafeteria.
- I know enough not to bring lunch on the first day of high
- school. There is no way of telling what the acceptable fashion
- will be. Brown bags — humble testament to suburbia, or ter-
- minal geek gear? Insulated lunch bags — hip way to save the
- planet, or sign of an overinvolved mother? Buying is the only
- solution. And it gives me time to scan the cafeteria for a
- friendly face or an inconspicuous corner.
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- The hot lunch is turkey with reconstituted dried mashed pota-
- toes and gravy, a damp green vegetable, and a cookie. I'm not
- sure how to order anything else, so I just slide my tray along
- and let the lunch drones fill it. This eight-foot senior in front
- of me somehow gets three cheeseburgers, French fries, and
- two Ho-Hos without saying a word. Some sort of Morse code
- with his eyes, maybe. Must study this further. I follow the Bas-
- ketball Pole into the cafeteria.
- I see a few friends — people I used to think were my friends — but
- they look away. Think fast, think fast. There's that new girl,
- Heather, reading by the window. I could sit across from her. Or I
- could crawl behind a trash can. Or maybe I could dump my lunch
- straight into the trash and keep moving right on out the door.
- The Basketball Pole waves to a table of friends. Of course.
- The basketball team. They all swear at him — a bizarre greet-
- ing practiced by athletic boys with zits. He smiles and throws
- a Ho-Ho. I try to scoot around him.
- Thwap! A lump of potatoes and gravy hits me square in the
- center of my chest. All conversation stops as the entire lunch-
- room gawks, my face burning into their retinas. I will be for-
- ever known as "that girl who got nailed by potatoes the first
- day." The Basketball Pole apologizes and says something else,
- but four hundred people explode in laughter and I can't read
- lips. I ditch my tray and bolt for the door.
- I motor so fast out of the lunchroom the track coach would
- draft me for varsity if he were around. But no, Mr. Neck has
- cafeteria duty. And Mr. Neck has no use for girls who can run
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- the one hundred in under ten seconds, unless they're willing to
- do it while holding on to a football.
- Mr. Neck: "We meet again."
- Me:
- Would he listen to "I need to go home and change," or "Did you
- see what that bozo did"? Not a chance. I keep my mouth shut.
- Mr. Neck: "Where do you think you're going?"
- Me:
- It is easier not to say anything. Shut your trap, button your
- lip, can it. All that crap you hear on TV about communication
- and expressing feelings is a lie. Nobody really wants to hear
- what you have to say.
- Mr. Neck makes a note in his book. "I knew you were trouble
- the first time I saw you. I've taught here for twenty-four years
- and I can tell what's going on in a kid's head just by looking in
- their eyes. No more warnings. You just earned a demerit for
- wandering the halls without a pass."
- SANCTUARY
- Art follows lunch, like dream follows nightmare. The class-
- room is at the far end of the building and has long,
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- south-facing windows. The sun doesn't shine much in Syr-
- acuse, so the art room is designed to get every bit of light
- it can. It is dusty in a clean-dirt kind of way. The floor is
- layered with dry splotches of paint, the walls plastered
- with sketches of tormented teenagers and fat puppies, the
- shelves crowded with clay pots. A radio plays my favorite
- station.
- Mr. Freeman is ugly. Big old grasshopper body, like a stilt-
- walking circus guy. Nose like a credit card sunk between his
- eyes. But he smiles at us as we file into class.
- He is hunched over a spinning pot, his hands muddy red.
- "Welcome to the only class that will teach you how to sur-
- vive," he says. "Welcome to Art."
- I sit at a table close to his desk. Ivy is in this class. She sits by
- the door. I keep staring at her, trying to make her look at me.
- That happens in movies — people can feel it when other people
- stare at them and they just have to turn around and say some-
- thing. Either Ivy has a great force field, or my laser vision isn't
- very strong. She won't look back at me. I wish I could sit with
- her. She knows art.
- Mr. Freeman turns off the wheel and grabs a piece of chalk
- without washing his hands. "SOUL," he writes on the board.
- The clay streaks the word like dried blood. "This is where you
- can find your soul, if you dare. Where you can touch that part
- of you that you've never dared look at before. Do not come
- here and ask me to show you how to draw a face. Ask me to
- help you find the wind."
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- I sneak a peek behind me. The eyebrow telegraph is flashing
- fast. This guy is weird. He must see it, he must know what we
- are thinking. He keeps on talking. He says we will graduate
- knowing how to read and write because we'll spend a million
- hours learning how to read and write. (I could argue that
- point.)
- Mr. Freeman: "Why not spend that time on art: painting,
- sculpting, charcoal, pastel, oils? Are words or numbers more
- important than images? Who decided this? Does algebra move
- you to tears?" (Hands raise, thinking he wants answers.)
- "Can the plural possessive express the feelings in your heart?
- If you don't learn art now, you will never learn to breathe!!!"
- There is more. For someone who questions the value of
- words, he sure uses a lot of them. I tune out for a while and
- come back when he holds up a huge globe that is missing half
- of the Northern Hemisphere. "Can anyone tell me what this
- is?" he asks. "A globe?" ventures a voice in the back. Mr.
- Freeman rolls his eyes. "Was it an expensive sculpture that
- some kid dropped and he had to pay for it out of his own
- money or they didn't let him graduate?" asks another.
- Mr. Freeman sighs. "No imagination. What are you, thirteen?
- Fourteen? You've already let them beat your creativity out of
- you! This is an old globe I used to let my daughters kick
- around my studio when it was too wet to play outside. One
- day Jenny put her foot right through Texas, and the United
- States crumbled into the sea. And voila — an idea! This broken
- ball could be used to express such powerful visions — you
- could paint a picture of it with people fleeing from the hole,
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- with a wet-muzzled dog chewing Alaska — the opportunities
- are endless. It's almost too much, but you are important
- enough to give it to."
- Huh?
- "You will each pick a piece of paper out of the globe." He
- walks around the room so we can pull red scraps from the
- center of the earth. "On the paper you will find one word, the
- name of an object. I hope you like it. You will spend the rest
- of the year learning how to turn that object into a piece of art.
- You will sculpt it. You will sketch it, papier-mache it, carve it.
- If the computer teacher is talking to me this year, you can use
- the lab for computer-aided designs. But there's a catch — by the
- end of the year, you must figure out how to make your object
- say something, express an emotion, speak to every person
- who looks at it."
- Some people groan. My stomach flutters. Can he really let us
- do this? It sounds like too much fun. He stops at my table. I
- plunge my hand into the bottom of the globe and fish out my
- paper. "Tree." Tree? It's too easy. I learned how to draw a tree
- in second grade. I reach in for another piece of paper. Mr.
- Freeman shakes his head. "Ah-ah-ah," he says. "You just
- chose your destiny, you can't change that."
- He pulls a bucket of clay from under the pottery wheel,
- breaks off fist-sized balls, and tosses one to each of us.
- Then he turns up the radio and laughs. "Welcome to the
- journey."
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- ESPANOL
- My Spanish teacher is going to try to get through the entire
- year without speaking English to us. This is both amusing and
- useful — makes it much easier to ignore her. She communicates
- through exaggerated gestures and playacting. It's like taking a
- class in charades. She says a sentence in Spanish and puts the
- back of her hand to her forehead. "You have a fever!" some-
- one from class calls out. She shakes her head no, and repeats
- the gesture. "You feel faint!" No. She goes out to the hall,
- then bursts through the door, looking busy and distracted. She
- turns to us, acts surprised to see us, then does the bit with the
- back of the hand to the forehead. "You're lost!" "You're an-
- gry!" "You're in the wrong school!" "You're in the wrong
- country!" "You're on the wrong planet!"
- She tries one more time and smacks herself so hard on the
- forehead she staggers a bit. Her forehead is as pink as her lip-
- stick. The guesses continue. "You can't believe how many kids
- are in this class!" "You forgot how to speak Spanish!" "You
- have a migraine!" "You're going to have a migraine if we
- don't figure it out!"
- In desperation, she writes a sentence in Spanish on the board:
- Me sorprende que estoy tan cansada hoy. No one knows what
- it says. We don't understand Spanish — that's why we're here.
- Finally, some brain gets out the Spanish-English dictionary.
- We spend the rest of the period trying to translate the sen-
- tence. When the bell rings, we have gotten as far as "To ex-
- haust the day to surprise."
- HOME. WORK.
- I make it through the first two weeks of school without a nu-
- clear meltdown. Heather from Ohio sits with me at lunch and
- calls to talk about English homework. She can talk for hours.
- All I have to do is prop the phone against my ear and "uh-
- huh" occasionally while I surf the cable. Rachel and every
- other person I've known for nine years continue to ignore me.
- I'm getting bumped a lot in the halls. A few times my books
- were accidentally ripped from my arms and pitched to the
- floor. I try not to dwell on it. It has to go away eventually.
- At first, Mom was pretty good about preparing dinners in the
- morning and sticking them in the fridge, but I knew it would
- end. I come home to a note that says, "Pizza. 555-4892. Small
- tip this time." Clipped to the note is a twenty-dollar bill. My
- family has a good system. We communicate with notes on the
- kitchen counter. I write when I need school supplies or a ride
- to the mall. They write what time they'll be home from work
- and if I should thaw anything. What else is there to say?
- Mom is having staff problems again. My mother manages Ef-
- fert's, a clothing store downtown. Her boss offered her the
- branch at the mall, but she didn't want it. I think she likes
- watching the reaction when she says she works in the city.
- "Aren't you afraid?" people ask. "I would never work there in
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- a million years." Mom loves doing the things that other peo-
- ple are afraid of. She could have been a snake handler.
- But the downtown location makes it hard to find people to
- work for her. Daily shoplifters, bums peeing on the front door,
- and the occasional armed robbery discourage job seekers. Go
- figure. We are now two weeks into September and she's al-
- ready thinking Christmas. She has plastic snowflakes and red-
- felt-wearing Santas on the brain. If she can't find enough
- employees for September, she'll be in deep doo-doo when the
- holiday season hits.
- I order my dinner at 3:10 and eat it on the white couch. I
- don't know which parent was having seizures when they
- bought that couch. The trick to eating on it is to turn the
- messy side of the cushions up. The couch has two personali-
- ties: "Melinda inhaling pepperoni and mushroom" and "No
- one ever eats in the family room, no ma'am." I chow and
- watch TV until I hear Dad's Jeep in the driveway. Flip, flip,
- flip — cushions reversed to show their pretty white cheeks,
- then bolt upstairs. By the time Dad unlocks the door, every-
- thing looks the way he wants to see it, and I have vanished.
- My room belongs to an alien. It is a postcard of who I was in
- fifth grade. I went through a demented phase when I thought
- that roses should cover everything and pink was a great color.
- It was all Rachel's fault. She begged her mom to let her do her
- room over, so we all ended up with new rooms. Nicole refused
- to put the stupid little skirt around her nightstand and Ivy had
- gone way over the top, as usual. Jessica did hers in a desert 'n'
- cowdudes theme. My room was stuck in the middle, a bit
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- stolen from everyone else. The only things that were really
- mine were my stuffed-rabbit collection from when I was a lit-
- tle kid and my canopy bed. No matter how much Nicole
- teased me, I wouldn't take the canopy down. I'm thinking
- about changing the rose wallpaper, but then Mom would get
- involved and Dad would measure the walls and they would
- argue about paint color. I don't know what I want it to look
- like, anyway.
- Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious
- nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm
- comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but
- to snuggle under the covers.
- I hear Dad turn on the television. Clink, clink, clink — he
- drops ice cubes in a heavy-bottomed glass and pours in some
- booze. He opens the microwave — for the pizza, I guess —
- slams it closed, then beep-beeps the timer. I turn on my radio
- so he'll know I'm home. I won't take a real nap. I have this
- halfway place, a rest stop on the road to sleep, where I can
- stay for hours. I don't even need to close my eyes, just stay
- safe under the covers and breathe.
- Dad turns up the volume on the TV. The news-team anchor-
- dude bellows, "Five dead in house fire! Young girl attacked!
- Teens suspected in gas station holdup!" I nibble on a scab on
- my lower lip. Dad hops from channel to channel, watching
- the same stories play over and over.
- I watch myself in the mirror across the room. Ugh. My hair is
- completely hidden under the comforter. I look for the shapes
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- in my face. Could I put a face in my tree, like a dryad from
- Greek mythology? Two muddy-circle eyes under black-dash
- eyebrows, piggy-nose nostrils, and a chewed-up horror of a
- mouth. Definitely not a dryad face. I can't stop biting my lips.
- It looks like my mouth belongs to someone else, someone I
- don't even know.
- I get out of bed and take down the mirror. I put it in the back
- of my closet, facing the wall.
- OUR FEARLESS LEADER
- I'm hiding in the bathroom, waiting for the coast to
- clear. I peek out the door. Principal Principal spots another
- errant student in the hall.
- Principal Principal: "Where's your late pass, mister?"
- Errant Student: "I'm on my way to get one now."
- PP: "But you can't be in the hall without a pass."
- ES: "I know, I'm so upset. That's why I need to hurry, so I can
- get a pass."
- Principal Principal pauses with a look on his face like Daffy
- Duck's when Bugs is pulling a fast one.
- PP: "Well, hurry up, then, and get that pass."
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- Errant Student races down hall, waving and smiling. Principal
- Principal walks the other way, replaying the conversation in
- his mind, trying to figure out what went wrong. I ponder this
- and laugh.
- FIZZ ED
- Gym should be illegal. It is humiliating.
- My gym locker is closest to the door, which means I have to
- change my clothes in a bathroom stall. Heather from Ohio
- has the locker next to mine. She wears her gym clothes under
- her regular clothes. After gym she changes out of her shorts
- but always leaves an undershirt on. It makes me worry about
- the girls in Ohio. Do they all have to wear undershirts?
- The only other girl I know in gym is Nicole. In our old clan, we
- had never been very close. She almost said something to me
- when school started, but instead looked down and retied her
- Nikes. Nicole has a full-length locker in a discreet, fresh-smelling
- alcove because she's on the soccer team. She doesn't mind chang-
- ing her clothes in public. She even changes bras, wearing one
- sports bra to regular class and another to gym class. Never
- blushes or turns around to hide herself, just changes her clothes.
- Must be a jock thing. If you're that strong, you don't care if
- people make comments about your boobs or rear end.
- It's late September and we're starting our field hockey unit.
- Field hockey is a mud sport, played only on wet, cloudy days
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- when it feels like snow. Who dreamed up this one? Nicole is
- unstoppable at field hockey. She motors downfield so fast she
- creates a wake of flowing mud that washes over anyone who
- gets in her way. She does something with her wrist, then
- the ball is in the goal. She smiles and jogs back to the center
- circle.
- Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and a whistle. Bas-
- ketball, Softball, lacrosse, football, soccer, rugby. Anything.
- And she makes it look easy. Boys watch her to learn how to
- play better. It doesn't hurt that she's cute. She chipped her
- tooth this past summer at some kind of jock camp. Makes her
- look even cuter.
- The gym teachers have a special place in their hearts for
- Nicole. She shows Potential. They look at her and see future
- State Championships. Pay raises. One day she scored 35 goals
- before my team threatened to walk off the field. The gym
- teacher made her the referee. Not only did my team lose, but
- four girls went to the nurse with injuries. Nicole doesn't be-
- lieve in the concept of fouling. She comes from the "play till
- death or maiming" school of athletics.
- It it weren't for her attitude, it would be easier to deal with all
- this. The crappy locker I have, Heather geeking around me
- like a moth, cold mornings in the mud watching Nicole, War-
- rior Princess, listening to the coaches praise her — I could just
- accept it and move on. But Nicole is so friendly. She even talks
- to Heather from Ohio. She told Heather where to buy a
- mouth guard so her braces wouldn't cut up her lips if she got
- I in with a ball. Heather now wants to buy a sports bra. Nicole
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- is just not a bitch. It would be so much easier to hate her if
- she were.
- FRIENDS
- Rachel is with me in the bathroom. Edit that. Rachelle is with
- me in the bathroom. She has changed her name. Rachelle is
- reclaiming her European heritage by hanging out with the
- foreign-exchange students. After five weeks in school, she can
- swear in French. She wears black stockings with runs and
- doesn't shave under her arms. She waves her hand in the air
- and you find yourself thinking of young chimpanzees.
- I can't believe she was my best friend.
- I'm in the bathroom trying to put my right contact lens back
- in. She's smudging mascara under her eyes to look exhausted
- and wan. I think about running out so she can't pull the evil
- eye on me again, but Hairwoman, my English teacher, is pa-
- trolling the hall and I forgot to go to her class.
- Me: "Hi."
- Rachelle: "Mmm."
- Now what? I'm going to be completely, totally cool, like noth-
- ing has happened. Think ice. Think snow.
- \\> i low s it going." I try to put in my contact, and poke
- ins .(II 111 die eye. Very cool.
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- Rachelle: "Eehn." She gets mascara in her eye and rubs it,
- smearing mascara across her face.
- I don't want to be cool. I want to grab her by the neck and
- shake her and scream at her to stop treating me like dirt. She
- didn't even bother to find out the truth — what kind of friend
- is that? My contact folds in half under my eyelid. Tears well in
- my right eye.
- Me: "Ouch."
- Rachelle: [Snorts. Stands back from mirror, turns head from
- side to side to admire the black mess that looks like goose
- poop across her cheekbones] "Pas mat."
- She puts a candy cigarette between her lips. Rachelle wants
- desperately to smoke, but she has asthma. She has started a
- new Thing, unheard of in a ninth-grader. Candy cigarettes.
- The exchange students love it. Next thing you know, she'll be
- drinking black coffee and reading books without pictures.
- An exchange student flushes and comes out of the stall. This
- one looks like a supermodel with a name like Greta or Ingrid.
- Is America the only country with dumpy teenagers? She says
- something foreign and Rachelle laughs. Right, like she under-
- stood
- Me:
- Rachelle blows a candy cigarette smoke ring at my face. Blows
- me off. I have been dropped like a hot Pop Tart on a cold
- kitchen floor. Rachelle and Greta-Ingrid glide out of the bath-
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- room. Neither one of them has toilet paper stuck to her boots.
- Where is the justice?
- I need a new friend. I need a friend, period. Not a true friend,
- nothing close or share clothes or sleepover giggle giggle yak
- yak. Just a pseudo-friend, disposable friend. Friend as acces-
- sory. Just so I don't feel and look so stupid.
- My journal entry for the day: "Exchange students are ruining
- our country."
- HEATHERING
- As we ride home on Heather's bus, she tries to bully me into
- joining a club. She has a Plan. She wants us to join five clubs,
- one for every day of the week. The tricky part is choosing the
- clubs that have the Right People. Latin Club is out of the ques-
- tion, as is Bowling. Heather actually likes bowling — it was a big
- thing in her old school — but she has seen our bowling lanes and
- she could tell that no Right Person would set foot in there.
- When we get to Heather's house, her mother meets us at the
- door. She wants to hear all about our day, how long I've lived
- in town, and asks little sideways questions about my parents,
- so she can figure out if I'm the kind of friend she wants for her
- daughter. I don't mind. I think it's nice that she cares.
- We can't go in Heather's room because the decorators aren't
- finished. Armed with a bowl of orange popcorn and diet so-
- das, we retreat to the basement. The decorators finished that
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- first. You can hardly tell it's a basement. It's covered in carpet-
- ing nicer than we have in our living room. A monster TV
- glows in a corner, and there's a pool table and exercise equip-
- ment. It doesn't even smell like a basement.
- Heather hops on the treadmill and resumes scheming. She
- isn't finished with her survey of Merryweather's social scene,
- but she thinks the International Club and the Select Chorus
- will be a good place to start. Maybe we can try out for the
- musical. I turn on the television and eat her popcorn.
- Heather: "What should we do? What do you want to join?
- Maybe we should tutor at the elementary school." She in-
- creases the speed of the treadmill. "What about your friends
- from last year? Don't you know Nicole? But she does all those
- sports, doesn't she? I could never do sports. I fall down too
- easy. What do you want to do?"
- Me: "Nothing. The clubs are stupid. Want some popcorn?"
- She edges up the treadmill speed and breaks into a sprint. The
- treadmill is so loud I can hardly hear the television. Heather
- wags her finger at me. Hanging back is a common mistake
- most ninth-graders make, she says. I shouldn't be intimidated.
- I have to get involved, become a part of the school. That's
- what all the popular people do. She turns down the treadmill
- and wipes her brow with a thick towel that hangs off the side
- of the machine. After a few minutes of cooling down, she
- hops off. "A hundred calories," she crows. "Want to try?"
- I shudder and hold out the popcorn bowl to her. She reaches
- right past me and takes a pen topped with a Merryweather
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- Purple ball of fluff off the coffee table. "We must make
- plans," she says solemnly. She draws four boxes, one for each
- marking period, then writes "GOALS" in each box. "We won't
- get anywhere without knowing our goals. Everyone always
- says that and it is so true." She opens her soda. "What are
- your goals, Mel?"
- I used to be like Heather. Have 1 changed that much in two
- months? She is happy, driven, aerobically fit. She has a nice
- mom and an awesome television. But she's like a dog that
- keeps jumping into your lap. She always walks with me down
- the halls chattering a million miles a minute.
- My goal is to go home and take a nap.
- BURROW
- Yesterday Hairwoman yanked me from study hall and forced
- me to make up my "missing" homework in her room. (She
- made fluttering noises of concern and mentioned a meeting
- with my parents. Not good.) Nobody bothered to tell me that
- study hall was being held in the library today. By the time I
- find it, the period is almost over. I'm dead. I try to explain to
- the librarian, but I keep stuttering and nothing comes out
- right.
- Librarian: "Calm down, calm down. It's OK. Don't get upset.
- You are Melinda Sordino, right? Don't worry. I'll mark you
- present. Let me show you how it works. If you think you're
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- going to be late, just ask a teacher for a late pass. See? No
- need for tears."
- She holds up a small green pad — my get-out-of-j ail-free cards.
- I smile and try to choke out a "thank you," but can't say any-
- thing. She thinks I'm overcome with emotion because she
- didn't bust me. Close enough. There's not enough time for a
- nap, so I check out a stack of books to make the librarian
- happy. I might even read one.
- I don't come up with my brilliant idea right then and there. It
- is born when Mr. Neck tracks me through the cafeteria, de-
- manding my "Twenty Ways the Iroquois Survived in the For-
- est" homework. I pretend that I don't see him. I cut through
- the lunch line, loop around a couple making out by the door,
- and start down a hall. Mr. Neck stops to break up the PDA. I
- head for the Seniors' Wing.
- I am in foreign territory where No Freshman Ffas Gone Be-
- fore. I don't have time to worry about the looks I'm getting. I
- can hear Mr. Neck. I turn a corner, open a door, and step into
- darkness. I hold the doorknob, but Mr. Neck doesn't touch it.
- I hear his footsteps lumber down the hall. I feel the wall next
- to the door until I find a light switch. I haven't stumbled into
- a classroom; it is an old janitor's closet that smells like sour
- sponges.
- The back wall has built-in shelves filled with dusty textbooks
- and a few bottles of bleach. A stained armchair and an old-
- fashioned desk peek from behind a collection of mops and
- brooms. A cracked mirror tilts over a sink littered with dead
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- roaches crocheted together with cobwebs. The taps are so
- rusted they don't turn. No janitor has chilled in this closet for
- a very long time. They have a new lounge and supply room by
- the loading dock. All the girls avoid it because of the way they
- stare and whistle softly when we walk by. This closet is aban-
- doned — it has no purpose, no name. It is the perfect place for
- me.
- I steal a pad of late passes from Hairwoman's desk. I feel
- much, much better.
- DEVILS DESTROY
- Not only is the Homecoming pep rally going to spring me
- from algebra, it will be a great time to clean up my closet. I
- brought some sponges from home. No need to goof off in
- filth. I want to smuggle in a blanket and some potpourri, too.
- My plan is to walk toward the auditorium with the rest of the
- crowd, then duck in a bathroom until the coast is clear. I
- would have made it past the teachers with no problem, but I
- forgot to factor in Heather. Just as the Escape Bathroom
- comes into sight, Heather calls my name, runs up, and grabs
- my arm. She is bursting with Merry weather Pride, all perk
- and pep and purple. And she assumes I am just as happy and
- excited as she is. We troop down for the brainwashing and she
- can't stop talking.
- Heather: "This is so exciting — a pep rally!! I made extra pom-
- poms. Here, have one. We'll look great during the Wave. I bet
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- the freshman class has the most spirit, don't you? I've always
- wanted to go to a pep rally. Can you imagine what it must be
- like to be on the football team and have the whole school sup-
- porting you? That is so powerful. Do you think they'll win
- tonight? They will, I just know they will. It's been a hard sea-
- son so far, but we'll get them going, won't we, Mel?"
- Her enthusiasm makes me itch, but sarcasm would go right
- over her head. It won't kill me to go to the rally. I have some-
- one to sit with — that counts as a step up on the ladder of so-
- cial acceptability. How bad could a rally be?
- I want to stand by the doors, but Heather drags me up into
- the freshman section of the bleachers. "I know these guys,"
- she says. "They work with me on the newspaper."
- The newspaper? We have a newspaper?
- She introduces me to a bunch of pale, zitty faces. I vaguely rec-
- ognize a couple; the rest must have gone to the other middle
- school. I curve up the corners of my mouth without biting my
- lips. A small step. Heather beams and hands me a pom-pom.
- I relax an eensy bit. The girl behind me taps me on the shoul-
- der with her long black nails. She had heard Heather intro-
- duce me. "Sordino?" she asks. "You're Melinda Sordino?"
- I turn around. She blows a black bubble and sucks it back
- into her mouth. I nod. Heather waves to a sophomore she
- knows across the gym. The girl pokes me harder. "Aren't you
- the one who called the cops at Kyle Rodgers's party at the end
- of the summer?"
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- A block of ice freezes our section of the bleachers. Heads snap
- in my direction with the sound of a hundred paparazzi cam-
- eras. I can't feel my fingers. I shake my head. Another girl
- chimes in. "My brother got arrested at that party. He got fired
- because of the arrest. I can't believe you did that. Asshole."
- You don't understand, my headvoice answers. Too bad she
- can't hear it. My throat squeezes shut, as if two hands of black
- fingernails are clamped on my windpipe. I have worked so
- hard to forget every second of that stupid party, and here I am
- in the middle of a hostile crowd that hates me for what I had
- to do. I can't tell them what really happened. I can't even look
- at that part myself. An animal noise rustles in my stomach.
- Heather moves to pat my pom-pom, but pulls her hand
- back. For a minute she looks like she'll defend me. No, no,
- she won't. It might interfere with her Plan. I close my eyes.
- Breathe breathe breathe. Don't say anything. Breathe.
- The cheerleaders cartwheel into the gym and bellow. The
- crowd stomps the bleachers and roars back. I put my head in
- my hands and scream to let out the animal noise and some of
- that night. No one hears. They are all quite spirited.
- The band staggers through a song and the cheerleaders
- bounce. The Blue Devil mascot earns a standing ovation by
- back-flipping right into the principal. Principal Principal
- smiles and awshucks us. It has only been six weeks since the
- beginning of school. He still has a sense of humor.
- Finally, our own Devils hulk into the gym. The same boys
- who got detention in elementary school for beating the crap
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- out of people are now rewarded for it. They call it football.
- The coach introduces the team. I can't tell them apart. Coach
- Disaster holds the microphone too close to his lips, so all we
- hear is the sound of his spitting and breathing.
- The girl behind me jams her knees into my back. They are as
- sharp as her fingernails. I inch forward in my seat and stare
- intently at the team. The girl with the arrested brother leans
- forward. As Heather shakes her pom-poms, the girl yanks my
- hair. I almost climb up the back of the kid in front of me. He
- turns and gives me a dirty look.
- The coach finally hands the wet microphone back to the princi-
- pal, who introduces us to our very own cheerleaders. They slide
- into synchronized splits and the crowd goes nuts. Our cheer-
- leaders are much better at scoring than the football team is.
- CHEERLEADERS
- There are twelve of them: Jennie, Jen, Jenna, Ashley, Aubrey,
- Amber, Colleen, Kaitlin, Marcie, Donner, Blitzen, and Raven.
- Raven is the captain. Blondest of the blondes.
- My parents didn't raise me to be religious. The closest we
- come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, MasterCard, and
- American Express. I think the Merryweather cheerleaders
- confuse me because I missed out on Sunday School. It has to
- be a miracle. There is no other explanation. How else could
- they sleep with the football team on Saturday night and be
- reincarnated as virginal goddesses on Monday? It's as if they
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- operate in two realities simultaneously. In one universe, they
- are gorgeous, straight-teethed, long-legged, wrapped in de-
- signer fashions, and given sports cars on their sixteenth birth-
- days. Teachers smile at them and grade them on the curve.
- They know the first names of the staff. They are the Pride of
- the Trojans. Oops — I mean Pride of the Blue Devils.
- In Universe #2, they throw parties wild enough to attract col-
- lege students. They worship the stink of Eau de Jocque. They
- rent beach houses in Canciin during Spring Break and get
- group-rate abortions before the prom.
- But they are so cute. And they cheer on our boys, inciting
- them to violence and, we hope, victory. These are our role
- models — the Girls Who Have It All. I bet none of them ever
- stutter or screw up or feel like their brains are dissolving into
- marshmallow fluff. They all have beautiful lips, carefully out-
- lined in red and polished to a shine.
- When the pep rally ends, I am accidentally knocked down
- three rows of bleachers. If I ever form my own clan, we'll be
- the Anti-Cheerleaders. We will not sit in the bleachers. We will
- wander underneath them and commit mild acts of mayhem.
- THE OPPOSITE OF INSPIRATION
- IS . . . EXPIRATION?
- For a solid week, ever since the pep rally, I've been painting
- watercolors of trees that have been hit by lightning. I try to
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- paint them so they are nearly dead, but not totally. Mr. Free-
- man doesn't say a word to me about them. He just raises his
- eyebrows. One picture is so dark you can barely see the tree at
- all.
- We are all floundering. Ivy pulled "Clowns" as her assign-
- ment. She tells Mr. Freeman she hates clowns; a clown scared
- her when she was a little girl and it put her into therapy. Mr.
- Freeman says fear is a great place to begin art. Another girl
- whines that "Brain" is just too gross a subject for her. She
- wants "Kittens" or "Rainbows."
- Mr. Freeman throws his hands in the air. "Enough! Please
- turn your attention to the bookshelves." We dutifully turn and
- stare. Books. This is art class. Why do we need books? "If you
- are stumped, you may take some time to study the masters."
- He pulls out an armful. "Kahlo, Monet, O'Keeffe. Pollock, Pi-
- casso, Dali. They did not complain about subject, they mined
- every subject for the root of its meaning. Of course, they
- didn't have a school board forcing them to paint with both
- hands tied behind their backs, they had patrons who under-
- stood the need to pay for basic things such as paper and
- paint. . . "
- We groan. He's off on the school-board thing again. The
- school board has cut his supply budget, telling him to make
- do with the stuff left over from last year. No new paint, no ex-
- tra paper. He'll rant for the rest of the period, forty-three min-
- utes. The room is warm, filled with sun and paint fumes.
- Three kids fall dead asleep, eye twitches, snores, and every-
- thing.
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- I stay awake. I take out a page of notebook paper and a pen
- and doodle a tree, my second-grade version. Hopeless. I crum-
- ple it into a ball and take out another sheet. How hard can
- it be to put a tree on a piece of paper? Two vertical lines for
- the trunk. Maybe some thick branches, a bunch of thinner
- branches, and plenty of leaves to hide the mistakes. I draw a
- horizontal line for the ground and a daisy popping up next to
- the tree. Somehow I don't think Mr. Freeman is going to find
- much emotion in it. I don't find any. He started out as such a
- cool teacher. Is he going to make us thrash around with this
- ridiculous assignment without helping us?
- ACTING
- We get a day off for Columbus Day. I go to Heather's house. I
- wanted to sleep in, but Heather "really, really, really" wanted
- me to come over. There's nothing on television, anyway.
- Heather's mom acts very excited to see me. She makes us
- mugs of hot chocolate to take upstairs and tries to convince
- Heather to invite a whole group for a sleepover. "Maybe Mel-
- lie could bring some of her friends." I don't mention the pos-
- sibility that Rachel would slit my throat on her new carpet. I
- show my teeth like a good girl. Her mother pats my cheek. I
- am getting better at smiling when people expect it.
- Heather's room is finished and ready for viewing. It does not
- look like a fifth-grader's. Or a ninth-grader's. It looks like a
- commercial for vacuum cleaners, all fresh paint and vacuum-
- cleaner lines in the carpet. The lilac walls have a few artsy
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- prints on them. Her bookcase has glass doors. She has a tele-
- vision and a phone, and her homework is neatly laid out on
- her desk. Her closet is opened just a tad. I open it farther with
- my foot. All her clothes wait patiently on hangers, organized
- by type — skirts together, pants hanging by their cuffs, her
- sweaters stacked in plastic bags on shelves. The room screams
- Heather. Why can't I figure out how to do that? Not that I
- want my room screaming "Heather!" — that would be too
- creepy. But a little whisper of "Melinda" would be nice. I sit
- on the floor flipping through her CDs. Heather paints her
- nails on her desk blotter and blathers. She is determined to
- sign up for the musical. The Music Wingers are a hard clan to
- break into. Heather doesn't have talent or connections — I tell
- her she is wasting her time to even think of it. She thinks we
- should try out together. I think she has been breathing too
- much hairspray. My job is to nod or shake my head, to say "I
- know what you mean," when I don't, and "That is so unfair,"
- when it isn't.
- The musical would be easy for me. I am a good actor. I have
- a whole range of smiles. I use the shy, look-up-through-the-
- bangs smile for staff members, and the crinkly-eye smile with
- a quick shake of my head if a teacher asks me for an answer.
- If my parents want to know how school went, I flash my eye-
- brows upward and shrug my shoulders. When people point at
- me or whisper as I walk past, I wave to imaginary friends
- down the hall and hurry to meet them. If I drop out of high
- school, I could be a mime.
- Heather asks why I don't think they would let us in the musi-
- cal. I sip my hot chocolate. It burns the roof of my mouth.
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- Me: "We are nobody."
- Heather: "How can you say that? Why does everyone have
- that attitude? I don't understand any of this. If we want to be
- in the musical, then they should let us. We could just stand on-
- stage or something if they don't like our singing. It's not fair. I
- hate high school."
- She pushes her books to the floor and knocks the green nail
- polish on the sand-colored carpet. "Why is it so hard to make
- friends here? Is there something in the water? In my old
- school I could have gone out for the musical and worked on
- the newspaper and chaired the car wash. Here people don't
- even know I exist. I get squished in the hall and I don't belong
- anywhere and nobody cares. And you're no help. You are so
- negative and you never try anything, you just mope around
- like you don't care that people talk about you behind your
- back."
- She flops on her bed and bursts into sobs. Big boohoos, with
- little squeals of frustration when she punches her teddy bear. I
- don't know what to do. I try to soak up the nail polish, but I
- make the stain bigger. It looks like algae. Heather wipes her
- nose on the bear's plaid scarf. I slip out to the bathroom and
- come back with another box of tissues and a bottle of nail-
- polish remover.
- Heather: "I am so sorry, Mellie. I can't believe I said those
- things to you. It's PMS, don't pay any attention to me. You
- have been so sweet to me. You are the only person I can
- trust." She blows her nose loudly and wipes her eyes on her
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- sleeve. "Look at you. You're just like my mom. She says 'No
- use crying, just get on with your life.' I know what we'll do.
- First, we'll work our way into a good group. We'll make them
- like us. By next year, the Music Wingers will be begging us to
- be in the musical."
- It is the most hopeless idea I have ever heard, but I nod and
- pour the remover on the carpet. It lightens the polish to a
- bright vomit green and bleaches the carpet surrounding it.
- When Heather sees what I have done, she bursts into tears
- again, sobbing that it isn't my fault. My stomach is killing me.
- Her room isn't big enough for this much emotion. I leave
- without saying goodbye.
- DINNER THEATER
- The Parents are making threatening noises, turning dinner
- into performance art, with Dad doing his Arnold Schwarze-
- negger imitation and Mom playing Glenn Close in one of her
- psycho roles. I am the Victim.
- Mom: [creepy smile] "Thought you could put one over on us,
- did you, Melinda? Big high school student now, don't need to
- show your homework to your parents, don't need to show
- any failing test grades?"
- Dad: [Bangs table, silverware jumps] "Cut the crap. She
- knows what's up. The interim reports came today. Listen to
- me, young lady. I'm only going to say this once. You get those
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- grades up or your name is mud. Hear me? Get them up!" [At-
- tacks baked potato.]
- Mom: [annoyed at being upstaged] "I'll handle this. Melinda.
- [She smiles. Audience shudders] We're not asking for much,
- dear. We just want you to do your best. And we know your
- best is much better than this. You tested so well, dear. Look at
- me when I talk to you."
- [Victim mixes cottage cheese into applesauce. Dad snorts like
- a bull. Mom grasps knife.]
- Mom: "I said look at me."
- [Victim mixes peas into applesauce and cottage cheese. Dad
- stops eating.]
- Mom: "Look at me now."
- This is the Death Voice, the Voice that means business. When
- I was a kid, this Voice made me pee in my pants. It takes more
- now. 1 look Mom square in the eye, then rinse my plate and
- retreat to my room. Deprived of Victim, Mom and Dad holler
- at each other. I turn up my music to drown out the noise.
- BLUE ROSES
- After last night's interrogation, I try to pay attention in biol-
- ogy. We are studying cells, which have all these tiny parts you
- can't see unless you look at them under a microscope. We get
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- to use real microscopes, not plastic Kmart specials. It's not
- bad.
- Ms. Keen is our teacher. I feel kind of sad for her. She could
- have been a famous scientist or doctor or something. Instead,
- she's stuck with us. She has wooden boxes all over the front of
- the room that she climbs on when she talks to us. If she'd cut
- back on the doughnuts, she'd look like a tiny grandmother
- doll. Instead, she has a gelatinous figure, usually encased in
- orange polyester. She avoids basketball players. From their
- perspective, she must look like a basketball.
- I have a lab partner, David Petrakis. Belongs to the Cyber-
- genius clan. He has the potential to be cute when the braces
- come off. He is so brilliant he makes the teachers nervous.
- You'd think a kid like that would get beat up a lot, but the bad
- guys leave him alone. I have to find out his secret. David ig-
- nores me mostly, except when I almost ruined the $300 micro-
- scope by twisting the knob the wrong way. That was the day
- Ms. Keen wore a purple dress with bright blue roses. Baffling.
- They shouldn't let teachers change like that without some kind
- of Early Warning Alert. It shakes up the students. That dress
- was all anyone talked about for days. She hasn't worn it since.
- STUDENT DIVIDED BY CONFUSION
- EQUALS ALGEBRA
- I slide into my desk with ten minutes left in algebra class. Mr.
- Stetman stares at my late pass for a long time. I pull out a
- clean sheet of paper so I can copy the problems off the board.
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- I sit in the back row, where I can keep my eye on everyone, as
- well as whatever is going on in the parking lot. 1 think of my-
- self as the Emergency Warning System of the class. I plan dis-
- aster drills. How would we escape if the chemistry lab exploded?
- What if an earthquake hit Central New York? A tornado?
- It is impossible to stay focused on algebra. It's not that I'm
- bad at math. I tested at the top of the class last year — that's
- how I got Dad to pay for my new bike. Math is easy because
- there is no room for debate. The answer is right or it is wrong.
- Give me a sheet of math problems and I'll get 98 percent of
- them right.
- But I can't get my head around algebra. I knew why I had to
- memorize my multiplication tables. Understanding fractions,
- and decimals, and percentages, and even geometry — all that
- was practical. Toolz eye kan youz. It made so much sense I
- never thought about it. I did the work. Made honor roll.
- But algebra? Every single day, someone asks Mr. Stetman why
- we have to learn algebra. You can tell this causes him great
- personal pain. Mr. Stetman loves algebra. He is poetic about
- it, in an integral-number sort of way. He talks about algebra
- the way some guys talk about their cars. Ask him why
- algebra and he launches into a thousand and one stories why
- algebra. None of them makes sense.
- Mr. Stetman asks if anyone can explain the wangdiddler's role
- in the negative hotchka theorem. Heather has the answer. She
- is wrong. Stetman tries again. Me? I shake my head with a sad
- smile. Not this time, try me again in twenty years. He calls me
- to the board.
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- Mr. Stetman: "Who wants to help Melinda understand how
- we work our way through this problem? Rachel? Great."
- My head explodes with the noise of fire trucks leaving the sta-
- tion. This is a real disaster. Rachel/Rachelle clogs up to the
- board, dressed in an outrageous Dutch/Scandinavian ensem-
- ble. She looks half-cute, half-sophisticated. She has red laser
- eyes that burn my forehead. I wear basic Dumpster togs —
- smelly gray turtleneck and jeans. I just this minute remember
- that I need to wash my hair.
- Rachelle's mouth moves and her hand glides over the board,
- drawing funny shapes and numbers. I pull my lower lip all the
- way in between my teeth. If I try hard enough, maybe I can
- gobble my whole self this way. Mr. Stetman drones something
- and Rachelle flutters her eyelids. She nudges me. We are sup-
- posed to sit down. The class giggles as we walk back to our
- seats. I didn't try hard enough to swallow myself.
- My brain doesn't think we should spend any time hanging
- around algebra. We have better things to think about. It's a
- shame. Mr. Stetman seems like a nice guy.
- HALLOWEEN
- My parents declare that I am too old to go trick-or-treating.
- I'm thrilled. This way I don't have to admit that no one in-
- vited me to go with them. I'm not about to tell Mom and Dad
- that. To keep up appearances, I stomp to my room and slam
- the door.
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- I look out my window. A group of little creatures is coming up
- the walk. A pirate, a dinosaur, two fairies, and a bride. Why is
- it that you never see a kid dressed as a groom on Halloween?
- Their parents chat at the curb. The night is dangerous, parents
- are required — tall ghosts in khakis and down jackets floating
- behind the children.
- The doorbell rings. My parents squabble about who will an-
- swer it. Then Mom swears and opens the door with a high-
- pitched "Ooooh, who do we have here?" She must have
- handed out only one mini-chocolate bar to each creature —
- their thank-yous do not sound enthusiastic. The kids cut
- through the yard to the next house and their parents follow in
- the street.
- Last year, our clan all dressed up as witches. We went to Ivy's
- house because she and her older sister had theatrical makeup.
- We traded clothes and splurged on cheap black wigs. Rachel
- and I looked the best. We had used baby-sitting money to rent
- black satin capes lined in red. We rocked. It was an unusually
- warm, wicked evening. We didn't need long underwear and
- the sky was clear. The wind kicked up, skimming clouds over
- the surface of the full moon, which was hung just to make us
- feel powerful and strong. We raced through the night, a clan
- of untouchable witches. I actually thought for a moment that
- we could cast spells, could turn people into frogs or rabbits,
- to punish the evil and reward the good. We ended up with
- pounds of candy. After Ivy's parents went to bed, we lit a
- candle in the totally dark house. We held it in front of an
- antique mirror at midnight to see our futures. I couldn't see
- anything.
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- This year Rachelle is going to a party thrown by one of the
- exchange students' host families. I heard her talk about it in
- algebra. I knew I wouldn't get an invitation. I would be lucky
- to get an invitation to my own funeral, with my reputation.
- Heather is walking with some of the little kids in her neigh-
- borhood so their mothers can stay home.
- I am prepared. I refuse to spend the night moping in my room
- or listening to my parents argue. I checked out a book from
- the library, Dracula, by Bram Stoker. Cool name. I settle into
- my nest with a bag of candy corn and the blood-sucking mon-
- ster.
- NAME NAME NAME
- In a post-Halloween frenzy, the school board has come out
- against calling us the Devils. We are now the Merryweather
- Tigers. Roar.
- The Ecology Club is planning a rally to protest the "degrading
- of an endangered species." This is the only thing talked about
- at school. Especially during class. Mr. Neck has a steroid rage,
- screaming about Motivation and Identity and sacred School
- Spirit. We won't even make it to the Industrial Revolution at
- this rate.
- I get hosed in Spanish. "Linda" means "pretty" in Spanish.
- This is a great joke. Mrs. Spanish Teacher calls my name.
- Some stand-up comic cracks, "No, Melinda no es linda."
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- They call me Me-no-linda for the rest of the period. This is
- how terrorists get started, this kind of harmless fun. I wonder
- if it's too late to transfer to German.
- I just thought of a great theory that explains everything.
- When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They
- have created a fake Earth and fake high school to study me
- and my reactions. This certainly explains cafeteria food. Not
- the other stuff, though. The aliens have a sick sense of humor.
- THE MARTHAS
- Heather has found a clan — the Marthas. She is a freshman
- member on probation. I have no idea how she did it. I suspect
- money changed hands. This is part of her strategy to make a
- place for herself at school. I am supposed to be tagging along.
- But the Marthas!
- It's an expensive clan to run with; outfits must be coordinated,
- crisp, and seasonally appropriate. They favor plaid for au-
- tumn with matching sweaters in colors named after fruit, like
- apricot and russet apple. Winter calls for Fair Isle sweaters,
- lined wool pants, and Christmas hair ornaments. They haven't
- told her what to buy for spring. I predict skirts with geese and
- white blouses with embroidered ducks on the collar.
- I tell Heather she should push the fashion envelope just a
- teeny bit to be an ironic reflection of the 1950s, you know, in-
- nocence and apple pie. She doesn't think the Clan Leaders,
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- Meg 'n' Emily 'n' Siobhan, understand irony. They like rules
- too much.
- Marthas are big on helping. The name of their group came
- from somebody in the Bible (the original Martha Clan Leader
- became a missionary in Los Angeles). But now they follow the
- Other Martha, Saint Martha of the Glue Gun, the lady who
- writes books about cheery decorations. Very Connecticut, very
- prep. The Marthas tackle projects and perform good deeds.
- This is ideal Heather work. She says they run the canned-food
- drive, tutor kids in the city, host a walkathon, a danceathon,
- and a rockingchairathon to raise money for I don't know
- what. They also Do Nice Things for teachers. Gag.
- Heather's first Martha Project is to decorate the faculty lounge
- for a Thanksgiving party/faculty meeting. She corners me after
- Spanish and begs me to help her. She thinks the Marthas have
- given her a deliberately impossible job so they can dump her.
- I've always wondered what the staff room looks like. You
- hear so many rumors. Will it have a cot for teachers who need
- naps? Economy-sized boxes of tissues for emotional melt-
- downs? Comfortable leather chairs and a private butler?
- What about the secret files they keep on all the kids?
- The truth is nothing more than a small green room with dirty
- windows and a lingering smell of cigarettes, even though it
- has been illegal to smoke on school property for years. Metal
- folding chairs surround a battered table. One wall has a bul-
- letin board that hasn't been cleared off since Americans
- walked on the moon. And I look, but I can't find any secret
- files. They must keep them in the principal's office.
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- I'm supposed to make a centerpiece out of waxed maple
- leaves, acorns, ribbon, and a mile of thin wire. Heather is go-
- ing to set the table and hang the banner. She babbles on about
- her classes while I ruin leaf after red leaf. I ask if we can trade
- before I cause permanent damage to myself. Heather gently
- untangles me from the wire. She holds a bunch of leaves in
- one hand, twists the wire around the stem — one-two — hides
- the wire with ribbon and hot-glues the acorns into place. It's
- spooky. I hurry to finish the table.
- Heather: "What do you think?"
- Me: "You are a decorating genius."
- Heather: [eyes rolling] "No, silly. What do you think about
- this! Me! Can you believe they're letting me join? Meg has
- been so sweet to me, she calls me every night just to talk." She
- walks around the table and straightens the forks I just set.
- "You are going to think this is ridiculous, but I was so up-
- set last month I asked my parents to send me to boarding
- school. But now I have friends, and I know how to open my
- locker, and [she pauses and scrunches her face up] it's just
- perfect!"
- I don't have to choke out an answer because Meg 'n' Emily 'n'
- Siobhan march in, carrying trays of mini-muffins and apple
- slices dipped in chocolate. Meg raises an eyebrow at me.
- Me: "Thanks for the homework, Heather. You are so help-
- ful." I scoot out the door, leaving it open a crack to watch
- what happens next. Heather stands at attention while our
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- handiwork is inspected. Meg picks up the centerpiece and ex-
- amines it from every angle.
- Meg: "Nicejob."
- Heather blushes.
- Emily: "Who was that girl?"
- Heather: "She's a friend. She was the first person to make me
- feel at home here."
- Siobhan: "She's creepy. What's wrong with her lips? It looks
- like she's got a disease or something."
- Emily holds out her watch (the watchband matches the bow
- in her hair). Five minutes. Heather has to leave before the
- teachers arrive. Part of being on probation means she's not al-
- lowed to take credit for her work.
- I hide in the bathroom until I know Heather's bus has left.
- The salt in my tears feels good when it stings my lips. I wash
- my face in the sink until there is nothing left of it, no eyes, no
- nose, no mouth. A slick nothing.
- NIGHTMARE
- I see FT in the hallway. FT goes to Merryweather. IT is walking
- with Aubrey Cheerleader. IT is my nightmare and I can't wake up.
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- IT sees me. IT smiles and winks. Good thing my lips are
- stitched together or I'd throw up.
- MY REPORT CARD
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