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Post no. >>21970604


OP (post no. 21968480):

>"Anon, Trixie must simply ask you a question."
>"Is it true that even though your 'kind' aren't as great and powerful as us Unicorns, and most notably moi, but yet you still had something of a... 'Magician' back 'home', as Trixie understands."
>"Do explain to Trixie."

(Anon no. 21970466)

>Okay, but first... "What's that behind your ear?"

Veyron Post (no. 21970604):

>You approach her face to take the coin from behind her ear
>She stares at you, her eyes are beautiful, her scent is natural and sweet
>She approaches her muzzle to your face.
>Your heart increases its beats. You feel the hormones flowing through your body, like a river in flood.
>Your mouths are touching, you feel the softness of her lips
>A bell rings distantly. Maybe only in your mind.
>You feel her tongue caressing your mouth. She is gentle.
>The kiss lasts for an eternity, this is making your day. But even eternity sometimes ends.
>"So Anon, what is that thing that Trixie has behind her ear?" Says the pony staring at you dewy-eyed
"A-A bit"
>Your voice tremble. You show her the coin.
>"Now is Trixie's", she takes the coin with her magic. She puts her tongue out winking at you, making a cute expression.
>She owns a cute side afterall

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Op no. 21984345

>Yes Anon, i smoke weed when I'm alone!

Post no. 21984963

>It was an hard day of work for Rarity
>Hoity Toity commissioned her new dresses for the fashion week in Manehattan.
>She is sewing skirts and shirts since this morning.
>Celestia finally lets the sun go to sleep, while the night approaches Equestria in a slow dark embrace.
>The white pony is exhausted, she needs some rest. But the deadline is tomorrow and she has tons of work left.
>Suddenly she remembers what Anon gave her yesterday
>A little sachet with written "MOROCCO"

This is a gift from Terra. You'll like it.

>Said the human yesterday
>The Marshmallow pone opens the sachet, just to find out a handful of 7-pointed Marijuana leaves already dried.
>"So Darling, you are not that useless after all"


Post no. 21985569

> In a minute the Unicorn rolled the joint. Pure, no tobacco in it.
>She lights the funny little rod.
>The smoke flows in her lungs. Bronchus and bronchioles are flooded by a white air of happiness.
>The THC rains inside her bloodstream through pneumocytes.
>Her eyes turn red, and her hind legs become light. The sight got filmy.
>Slow thoughts run into her brain, this makes her smiling for no reason.
>"Morocco?, What's a morocco? I don't know, but it's good. lol"
>She actually says L-O-L
>someone knocks at the door. The pony slides to the entrance while laughing for no apparent reason.
>Princess Luna is at the door
>Rarity hides the joint behind her back
>"Prin...Princess Luna! Your Majesty! What brings You here?" The white pony can't hide her chemical smile
>"What are you doing Element of Generosity?!"
>"Working...Like Always"
>"No! We can see you!, You are smoking a Jolla!"
>Rarity lowers her head and shows the joint to her majesty.
>Luna, using her magic, takes the dressed cigarette. Then she gives a breathe from it
>"Mmh good? What is? Mustangia Weed?"
>"No it's a Morocco Her Majesty. Something from Terra"
>"Anon gives you that?"
>"Yes Her Majesty"
>"Stop call me her Majesty, call me Luna. May I come in?"

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