oh the horror...

Gem	....
22:05	NAMEY	page just randomly refreshed... again
22:05	Gem	i do not...
22:05	nyttyn	Deck_Knight you are pretty narcissistic to not only quote yourself, but to do so for several months.
22:05	Matezoide	It happens all the time when i visit IRC with my phone, Namey
22:05	orcinus	To what do we owe this pleasure, agileturtle?
22:05	AgileTurtle	Can I seriously just say I think woodsy's favorite thing to say is "shut up"
22:05	NAMEY	well, i'm using chrome
22:06	NAMEY	odd, never happens on the rare times i go on #cap
22:06	Pwnemon	the only thing woodsy ever says is "shut up"
22:06	Pwnemon	usually followed by a kb
22:06	Gem	someone must have a virus... like cancer
22:06	Gem	MATEZOIDE, YOU SHOWED THE GIF AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?
22:07	Matezoide	No
22:07	kingofburgerz	Pwne never finished his thought
22:07	Matezoide	I did not
22:07	Pwnemon	oh so i didn't
22:07	Gem	phew.
22:07	Deck_Knight	nyttyn
22:07	Matezoide	I can do so if you wish though
22:07	Gem	nononooonononoo
22:07	NAMEY	DUH DUH DUUUUUuuuuuuh
22:07	Deck_Knight	You should refresh your screen and read my sig.
22:07	Gem	ninnononononononononononononononononononononononon
22:07	Gem	nono
22:07	Pwnemon	Pwnemon: it is now just me and leet who have not seen a member of the opposite sex naked irl
22:07	Matezoide	Hey, Pwne
22:07	Texas	pwne, you need to get head
22:07	Texas	i got head today
22:07	Gem	pwne, good luch,
22:07	imanalt|phone	lol
22:07	Gem	*luck
22:07	Matezoide	Now that you changed your sig, why dont you add a link to your ASB Profile in your sig?
22:08	kingofburgerz	oh I saw" <Pwnemon> Pwnemon: it is now just me and leet who have not seen a member of the FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
22:08	Deck_Knight	I don't want my profile link attached to something GAUDY like that!
22:08	nyttyn	okay
22:08	nyttyn	that made me genuinely laugh
22:08	Pwnemon	yes the fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck was because a certain user logged on
22:08	kingofburgerz	ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
22:08	Pwnemon	is nobody safe from the menace of thirteen year oldness
22:08	NAMEY	why is it that in any sig gem is in, its always here talking about getting sigged?
22:08	kingofburgerz	Leet is in Russia its bound to happen soon
22:08	NAMEY	her*
22:09	Gem	because i hate getting sigged, and i complain
22:09	nyttyn	well at least it isn't in the quotes database
22:09	Deck_Knight	We sig you because we love you
22:09	nyttyn	now brb gonna reboot
22:09	Gem	like i still need to cut lad's penis off for sigging me.
22:09	AgileTurtle	kinky
22:09	Deck_Knight	Then he'll just change his forum name to lass.
22:09	Gem	>.<
22:09	Pwnemon	lol
22:10	NAMEY	must... resist... urge... to... sig... that...
22:10	Pwnemon	look on the bright side
22:10	Gem	okay, i'm actually going to sig that one
22:10	Pwnemon	a girl is looking at your penis
22:10	Gem	i can sig myself, but you can't sig me
22:10	Deck_Knight	Too late.
22:10	Gem	gdi
22:10	imanalt|phone	lol
22:11	Gem	sigh, does it always turn into sigbattles on here?
22:12	Deck_Knight	I like that better tan nyttyn, it has more humor and I don't want to get in trouble for including anatomy parts around 13 year olds.
22:12	AgileTurtle	I'd sig what you just said gem
22:12	Deck_Knight	Too late.
22:12	Matezoide	Sometimes, i wish i could say something interesting and get sigged
22:12	Deck_Knight	I have already sigged it.
22:12	AgileTurtle	Deck_Knight, Itd not like I haven't seen my own penis.
22:12	Gem	argh, i hate this
22:13	Deck_Knight	There is an easy way to fix this.
22:13	Pwnemon	agileturtle is getting another addition to my sig
22:13	Deck_Knight	Distract us with pics.
22:13	imanalt|phone	lol
22:13	Gem	no
22:13	Gem	!kitten
22:13	CDXCIV
22:14	Gem	there we go!
22:14	AgileTurtle	MEOW
22:14	Gem	!kitten
22:14	CDXCIV
22:14	Gem	!kitten
22:14	CDXCIV
22:14	Deck_Knight	This will do:
22:14	Gem	awwwwwwwwwww i love you cdiciv
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22:14		*** nyttyn quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
22:14	AgileTurtle	I just saw 3 pussies.
22:14	Glacier	Hola Folks~
22:15	Gem	hi glacier, you missed cig battle
22:15	Gem	*sig
22:15	imanalt|phone	lol
22:15	AgileTurtle	"cig"
22:15	Glacier	?
22:15	Matezoide	!puppy
22:15	Matezoide	!kitten
22:15	Gem	deck.  deck. deck.  deck... deck... deck..... DECK!!!!!!
22:15	CDXCIV
22:15	AgileTurtle	Fighting with tobacco, are we?
22:15	kingofburgerz	Inbread cat
22:15	Gem	no turtle
22:15	kingofburgerz	Garen is a dick
22:15	Gem	garen is a dick.
22:15	Glacier	who's turtle, new guy?
22:16	Deck_Knight	What, Gem?
22:16	AgileTurtle	I'm from#cap
22:16		*** NAMEY is now known as REFFY
22:16	Deck_Knight	I heard you calling for me.
22:16	Glacier	Oh, heya
22:16	Deck_Knight	It must be love!
22:16	Glacier	^
22:16	Glacier	!no
22:16	Onion_Bubs	Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance Lance, nyet, negatory, mm-mm, nuh-uh, uh-uh! And of course my own personal favourite of all time, man falling off of a cliff: NNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooo.......
22:16	Gem	really?
22:16	Gem	that's what
22:16	Onion_Bubs	... pff
22:17	Gem	like, what the fuck?  do you have to go around here posting that lewd stuff?
22:17	kingofburgerz	FUCK GAREN
22:17	Quagsires	espyowner actions
22:17	imanalt|phone	lil
22:17	Deck_Knight	Personally I thought PG13 was tasteful enough Gem
22:17	EspyOwner	link
22:17	Quagsires	.tell espyowner actions for your battle vs smash
22:17	kupobot	kupo: I'll pass that along.
22:17	EspyOwner	link
22:17	EspyOwner	9.9
22:17	Quagsires	http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3479636
22:17	Gem	hi espy
22:17	Glacier	I sense something fishy going on Gem...
22:17	Deck_Knight	Don't be jealous of her just because her back problems are worse than yours.
22:17	Glacier	Deck_Knight...
22:18	EspyOwner	Hello Gem
22:18		*** REFFY quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))
22:18	Gem	glacier, i'm battling deck soon.  that is all, but deck is flirting.
22:18	Gem	and trying to sig me
22:18	Glacier	Do I smell an affair Gem? Really? With my own brother... my own brother!
22:18	Glacier	I thought i knew you better than that.
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22:18	Gem	i do.
22:18	Glacier	He's your UNCLE IN LAW
22:18		*** NAMEY is now known as REFFY
22:18	Gem	glacier, i love you.
22:18	AgileTurtle	I love my cats.
22:19	Glacier	Mhm, tell it to the judges!
22:19	Gem	D:
22:19	Gem	nooooooooooooooooooo
22:19	Glacier	I'll be taking Licoln AND Lacey, by the way
22:19	Deck_Knight	I already sigged you Gem
22:19	Glacier	They were always afraid of uncle Deck
22:19	Deck_Knight	You'll have to see it every time I post on our battle.
22:19	Glacier	besides you'll be with him a lot more now... *sniff*
22:19	Gem	not helping deck_knight.
22:19	Deck_Knight	I'm keeping Lincoln.
22:19	Deck_Knight	That is a good Republican name.
22:19	REFFY	!move supersonic
22:19	Gem	no.  no this isn't happening
22:20	Glacier	Deck_Knight he's MY child
22:20	Texas	did you really think you could sneak around unnoticed?
22:20	AgileTurtle	While nyttyn wants to be sigged, Gem doesn't want to be sigged, yet gem is the one everyone wants sigs from.
22:20	Glacier	you go have a baby of your own with gem, she's dead to me!
22:20	Glacier	you can have a Reagan
22:20	Texas	for christs sake the whole street knows!
22:20	Gem	NO!
22:20	Gem	NO!
22:20	Deck_Knight	Gem is in high demand. She's...
22:20	Deck_Knight	A diamond in the rough!
22:20	kingofburgerz	^
22:20	EspyOwner	AgileTurtle who the fuck let you in here
22:20		EspyOwner is non-hostile
22:21	Deck_Knight	People want Gem in their sigs because it means at least one of their attacks will do 50% more damage.
22:21	AgileTurtle	lol
22:21	Deck_Knight	People want Gem because she is... consumable.
22:21	Gem	i feel so abused...
22:21	Deck_Knight	I can fix that...
22:22	Deck_Knight	Also do you have a challenge up in the battle tower?
22:22	REFFY	WOOT I JUST .roll50d10000 IN KUPOBOT AND GOT A 1
22:22	REFFY	YEAH BABY
22:22	Gem	lol
22:22	Deck_Knight	Or should I post one, Gem?
22:22	Glacier	Espy_Owner, hold me!
22:22	Glacier	I cannot stand alone anymore
22:22	Gem	no, i don;t have the challenge.
22:22	Glacier	not with gem running around my whole family!
22:22	EspyOwner	Glacier what's wrong
22:22	REFFY	THAT SUCKS FOR HOUNDOOMSDAY THOUGH AS HE USED SUPERSONIC
22:22	Glacier	I'm a broken man
22:23	EspyOwner	did Gem cut off your dick
22:23	Gem	Glacier, can we talk about this?
22:23	Glacier	Gem has been having an affair Espy!
22:23	Glacier	and affair with my own uncle!
22:23	EspyOwner	with me
22:23	EspyOwner	yes
22:23	Gem	no i haven't!
22:23	EspyOwner	I know
22:23	Glacier	Deck_Knight!
22:23	Glacier	Espy no you're all my
22:23	Gem	nonononono what the fuck!
22:23	EspyOwner	I am deep inside of here
22:23	Glacier	*mine
22:23	EspyOwner	right now
22:23	EspyOwner	her*
22:23	Deck_Knight	If Gem can run around your whole family they must be pretty slow considering she's carrying two kids...
22:23	imanalt|phone	o.0
22:23	Glacier	Deck_Knight you insulted yourself
22:23	Glacier	jsyk
22:23	Texas	hey guys
22:24	Texas	lets lay off of gem for a bit
22:24	Deck_Knight	Wouldn't be the first time.
22:24	Texas	please
22:24	Glacier	but usually ground type phazers have low speed
22:24	Glacier	so that's not too bad
22:24	Glacier	it runs on your side of the fam anyway, you're more...
22:24	Glacier	down to earth.
22:24	Deck_Knight	Technically IAR is the Ground Gym leader.
22:24	REFFY	!move leech seed
22:24	Deck_Knight	I was unable to defeat him.
22:25	Glacier	Yeah but we don't speak of that side of the family...
22:25	Glacier	the down under side.
22:25	imanalt|phone	Deck_Knight: we must do battle for second best ground trainer y/n
22:25	Glacier	Oh Gem, I will say this once and only once
22:25	Glacier	You have 20 minutes.
22:25	Deck_Knight	Yeah I suppose lol
22:25		*** Glacier was kicked by Texas (Texas)
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22:25	AgileTurtle	Gem you have your way with everyone in one family, yet you have the audacity to refuse to allow anyone to have their way with your words.
22:25	Glacier	Pack your clothes, and say goodnight to the kids
22:25		*** AgileTurtle was kicked by Texas (Texas)
22:25	Glacier	(Texas why did you do that >:|)
22:25		*** Glacier was kicked by Texas (Texas)
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22:25	Texas	I said lay off
22:25	Glacier	wait what the heck
22:26	Glacier	why are you fucking kicking me
22:26	Deck_Knight	Seconding Texas
22:26		Quagsires kick glacier
22:26	Texas	its making multiple parties here uncomfortable
22:26	Deck_Knight	Let's give her some breathing room.
22:26	Texas	so we're taking a break
22:26	Leethoof	._.
22:26	Leethoof	excellent timing self
22:26	Deck_Knight	And don't mess with Texas!