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  1. on 1:text:*:#bacon_donut: {
  2. if ($nick isop #bacon_donut) { }
  3. else {
  4. if ((Посмотри isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  5. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  6.  }
  7. elseif ((blogspot.com isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  8. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  9.  }
  10. elseif ((gleam.io isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  11. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  12.  }
  13. elseif ((pornhub isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  14. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  15.  }
  16. elseif ((g2a.com isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  17. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  18.  }
  19. elseif ((free-gg.com isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  20. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  21.  }
  22. elseif ((nsjupiter isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  23. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  24.  }
  25. elseif ((nsera isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  26. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  27.  }
  28. elseif ((LoveTwitch.com isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  29. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  30.  }
  31. elseif ((bosscade.com isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  32. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  33.  }
  34. elseif ((pornhub.com isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  35. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  36. }
  37. elseif ((for a walk isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  38. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  39. }
  40. elseif ((permanently banned from talking isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  41. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  42. }
  43. elseif ((agor.io isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  44. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  45. }
  46. elseif ((free-items.su isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  47. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  48. }
  49. elseif ((twitch.tv/nsjupiter isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  50. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  51. }
  52. elseif ((twitch.tv/nsera isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  53. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  54. }
  55. elseif ((Iraq and Hitler isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  56. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  57. }
  58. elseif ((░ isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  59. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  60. }
  61. elseif ((▌ isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  62. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  63. }
  64. elseif ((█ isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  65. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  66. }
  67. elseif ((▒ isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  68. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  69. }
  70. elseif ((─ isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  71. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  72. }
  73. elseif ((▀ isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  74. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  75. }
  76. elseif ((▄ isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  77. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  78. }
  79. elseif ((strawpoII.me/ isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  80. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  81. }
  82. elseif ((strawpoII.me isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  83. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  84. }
  85. elseif ((卐 isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  86. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  87. }
  88. elseif ((j.mp isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  89. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  90. }
  91. elseif ((us.af isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  92. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  93. }
  94. elseif ((Asian Masculinity isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  95. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  96. }
  97. elseif ((You have been permanently banned from this chat isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  98. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan Please don't spam, $nick
  99. }
  100. elseif ((fatso isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  101. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan Please be polite and PG, $nick
  102. }
  103. elseif ((fatboy isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  104. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan Please be polite and PG, $nick
  105. }
  106. elseif ((pedophile isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  107. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan Please be polite and PG, $nick
  108. }
  109. elseif (gordo isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  110. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 600 | msg $chan Please be polite and PG, $nick
  111. }
  112. elseif ((puta isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  113. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 600 | msg $chan Please be polite and PG, $nick
  114. }
  115. elseif ((puto isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  116. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 600 | msg $chan Please be polite and PG, $nick
  117. }
  118. elseif ((nigga isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  119. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  120. }
  121. elseif ((nigger isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  122. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .ban $nick | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  123. }
  124. elseif ((*** *** isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  125. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 28800 | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  126. }
  127. elseif ((pu$$y isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  128. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  129. }
  130. elseif ((asshole isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  131. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  132. }
  133. elseif ((dick isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  134. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  135. }
  136. elseif ((penis isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  137. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  138. }
  139. elseif ((fuck isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  140. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  141. }
  142. elseif ((bastard isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  143. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  144. }
  145. elseif ((gay isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  146. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  147. }
  148. elseif ((bitch isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  149. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  150. }
  151. elseif ((dafuq isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  152. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is a PG channel, $nick
  153. }
  154. elseif ((<message deleted> isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  155. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan Please don't post spam, $nick
  156. }
  157. elseif ((<message not deleted> isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  158. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan Please don't post spam, $nick
  159. }
  160. elseif ((deez nutz isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  161. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan Please don't post spam, $nick
  162. }
  163. elseif ((deez nuts isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  164. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan Please don't post spam, $nick
  165. }
  166. elseif ((boogie2988 isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  167. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is Bacon, $nick
  168. }
  169. elseif ((boogie isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  170. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is Bacon, $nick
  171. }
  172. elseif ((peter griffin isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  173. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 3600 | msg $chan This is Bacon, $nick
  174. }
  175. elseif ((Fetty isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  176. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 600 | msg $chan Bacon plays PG songs, $nick
  177. }
  178. elseif ((Wap isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  179. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 600 | msg $chan Bacon plays PG songs, $nick
  180. }
  181. elseif ((Trap Queen isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  182. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 600 | msg $chan Bacon plays PG songs, $nick
  183. }
  184. elseif ((1738 isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  185. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 600 | msg $chan Bacon plays PG songs, $nick
  186. }
  187. elseif ((or riot isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  188. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 10 | msg $chan No riots allowed, $nick!
  189. }
  190. elseif ((moss isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  191. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 10 | msg $chan Backseat Tinkering is not allowed, $nick
  192. }
  193. elseif ((m0ss isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  194. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 10 | msg $chan Backseat Tinkering is not allowed, $nick
  195. }
  196. elseif ((*** isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  197. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 10 | msg $chan Don't say that please, $nick
  198. }
  199. elseif ((ansicpg1252 isin $1-) && (!%comwait1)) {
  200. set -u5 %comwait1 1 | .timerpg1 1 1 .timermsg 1 $rand(1,2) msg $chan .timeout $nick 10 | msg $chan Don't say that please, $nick
  201. }
  202. }
  203. }
  204.  
  205. on *:text:*#highlight*:#:{
  206. if ($nick == $me) {
  207. set %target $iif($2,$2,$mid(#,2-))
  208. set %channel #
  209. uptime
  210. }
  211. }
  212. alias uptime {
  213. sockclose uptime
  214. sockopen uptime nightdev.com 80
  215. }
  216.  
  217. on *:sockopen:uptime:{
  218. if ($sockerr) { sockclose $sockname | halt }
  219. sockwrite -n $sockname GET /hosted/uptime.php?channel= $+ %target HTTP/1.1
  220. sockwrite -n $sockname Host: www.nightdev.com
  221. sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
  222. }
  223.  
  224. on *:sockread:uptime:{
  225. if ($sockerr) { sockclose $sockname | halt }
  226. var %data
  227. sockread %data
  228. tokenize 32 %data
  229. if ($1 isnum) && ($2) {
  230. msg %channel %target make a highlight at $1
  231. write highlights.txt %target make a highlight at $1
  232. }
  233. elseif (%data == The channel is not live.) msg %channel %target is currently not online.
  234. }
  235.  
  236. on *:sockclose:uptime:{
  237. unset %channel
  238. unset %target
  239. }
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