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  1. Storyteller (12:05:31 AM): Okay so Fwank and Juff can finish their CSes, while I and Ben get ready, right?
  2. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (12:06:00 AM): I'm just transcribing two more charms and updating and shit
  3. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (12:06:05 AM): I still need to fluff my manse but meh.
  4. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (12:06:13 AM): I really am so lazy for that shi
  5. Storyteller (12:06:18 AM): Ahhh ok
  6. Storyteller (12:06:21 AM): what hurfstone is it?
  7. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (12:06:28 AM): the one that is good for MA prices
  8. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (12:06:48 AM): dang, too low essence to delve into another SMA atm, OH WELL ^____^
  9. Storyteller (12:08:44 AM): Ahh that's a good one
  10. Indomitable Jade Fish (12:38:23 AM): ready
  11. Indomitable Jade Fish (12:41:14 AM): anyone there?
  12. Storyteller (12:41:27 AM): Yes, one sec
  13. Storyteller (12:43:47 AM): just need to clarify something
  14. Indomitable Jade Fish (12:44:01 AM): no i wont have sex with you
  15. Indomitable Jade Fish (12:44:02 AM): for free
  16. Storyteller (12:45:56 AM): Is Five's base set up in the Pure Chaos or Deep Wyld, Frank?
  17. Storyteller (12:45:57 AM): The Pure Chaos is chaosier, is why I ask
  18. Five-Pronged Eye (12:46:57 AM): Pure Chaos, probably.
  19. Indomitable Jade Fish (12:48:16 AM): which produces superior stupid new fangled frank bots?
  20. Five-Pronged Eye (12:48:32 AM): Yes. That render you useless.
  21. Five-Pronged Eye (12:48:36 AM): I mean that make you look good!
  22. Indomitable Jade Fish (12:49:00 AM): I allways look good im a martial artist.
  23. Storyteller (12:49:02 AM): Pure Chaos's a lot easier to work with.
  24. Indomitable Jade Fish (12:49:07 AM): Nothing is coooler than that except for ninjas
  25. Indomitable Jade Fish (12:49:13 AM): who are martial artists in black
  26. Five-Pronged Eye (12:49:19 AM): And gay pajamas, yes.
  27. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (12:52:58 AM): dicks
  28. Storyteller (12:53:07 AM): Where we last left most of our protagonists, they had relocated to a waypoint within the frothing mad realm of Pure Chaos. Best described as a series of lonely, yet massive, islands of land drifting amidst that which is nearly nothingness, it is a realm both frightening and alluring. The stabilized island the characters are on, now, is the only safe place in a sea of mutation and destruction... though one of his allies has yet to arrive...
  29. Five-Pronged Eye (12:56:15 AM): Five is wearing some fancy welding mask and is sending sparks everywhere as he constructs... THINGS...
  30. Five-Pronged Eye (12:57:18 AM): He has swarms of those bug-like robots ambling about now, and called in his non-com Dragonblooded aides to oversee the 'bots, generating an immense racket in the process.
  31. Storyteller (12:58:20 AM): He hasn't quite completed his manses or combat constructs yet, and it occurs to him that he will probably want to create or summon a task force rather than having to do it all by hand. However, a peculiar sight and sound on the horizon begins to distract him from his work.
  32. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (12:58:56 AM): (Quick, who would have willingly become my Shadow Fingers during the time lapse?!)
  33. Storyteller (12:59:25 AM): (No reason why Jade Fish can't be your shadow finger too, plus Audrey.)
  34. Five-Pronged Eye (12:59:42 AM): "Hey, Jade Fish, go check that out."
  35. Indomitable Jade Fish (12:59:46 AM): (dont know what that means)
  36. Five-Pronged Eye (12:59:59 AM): (It means Jade Fish is finally going to lose his virginity to a superior monk.)
  37. Storyteller (1:00:06 AM): (its a good thing, don't worry about it)
  38. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:00:09 AM): (O.o;;)
  39. Five-Pronged Eye (1:00:12 AM): (ahahaha)
  40. Storyteller (1:00:13 AM): (in fact you don't really know you're a shadow finger if you are one)
  41. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:00:23 AM): Very well.
  42. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:00:29 AM): (Basically it means you guys get to add my Martial Arts to your Dodge MDV.)
  43. Storyteller (1:00:45 AM): (Jade already had Audrey do so for him, and they don't stack, but its still good)
  44. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:00:47 AM): ::brings five of his warrior women and 2 of his sages with him and starts to head towards the sight of pecurliarity::
  45. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:00:50 AM): (Also, if you're getting your asses whooped anywhere in the universe, I know.)
  46. Five-Pronged Eye (1:00:51 AM): "Be EXTREMELY careful, though!"
  47. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:01:14 AM): ::looks at him:: Im allways car-::falls into a bottomless pit::
  48. Five-Pronged Eye (1:01:15 AM): Five warns fairly vehemently about exiting his Creation-enforcing aura.
  49. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:01:17 AM): j/k
  50. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:01:23 AM): ::Heads there for reals though::
  51. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:01:41 AM): (Okay so Five, Audrey, and Jade Fish are my Shadow Fingers right now. Deal with it.)
  52. Five-Pronged Eye (1:01:51 AM): (Yer wasting it on Five, but..)
  53. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:01:56 AM): (maybe i will deal with it.)
  54. Audrey (1:02:03 AM): Follows the fish to see what it is.
  55. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:02:03 AM): (Trust me, I'm not.)
  56. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:02:05 AM): (maybe ill deal with it the way i delt with curly jefferson)(
  57. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:02:14 AM): (I'm Old Greg!)
  58. Five-Pronged Eye (1:02:15 AM): (Oh yeah, Ben)
  59. Storyteller (1:02:22 AM): At first it seems that an army is approaching them, as they see two nearly solid hordes of... beings... advancing upon their position. One horde is a hideous throng of all manner of giants, mutants, and demonic brutes, endlessly toiling at metalworks as great plumes of smoke erupt into the mad sky.
  60. Five-Pronged Eye (1:02:51 AM): (For my 25th birthday I think it was, some friends actually bought me a bottle of Bailey's and made a bunch of Ol' Greg drawings to go with it)
  61. Five-Pronged Eye (1:02:56 AM): (It was great)
  62. Storyteller (1:03:11 AM): In their midst is something like a dragon the size of a mountain range, its wings torn off, bound in chains, and with what looks like a cruel city of black rock in its back.
  63. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:03:16 AM): (nice)
  64. Audrey (1:03:41 AM): "Where did that come from?"
  65. Five-Pronged Eye (1:03:46 AM): "Wow."
  66. Five-Pronged Eye (1:04:00 AM): "Quick, everyone shut up and don't say anything, maybe it'll just pass over us."
  67. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:04:03 AM): Hmm.. ::Whistles for his other 5 guards::
  68. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:04:17 AM): (lol)
  69. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:04:23 AM): (two armies?! i better get my other 5 dudes)
  70. Audrey (1:04:27 AM): Watches it.
  71. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:05:53 AM): Pushing his hands together and reciting the text of a sutra, Mythsaron performed and elegant swaying of his arms, activating Trouble-Reduction Strategy and Clear Eyes Defense.
  72. Storyteller (1:06:04 AM): The second army is that of a myriad of painfully beautiful creatures; they see angels, fairies, and nymphs of all description, in the midst of a great revelry. Sweet music and sounds of joy can be heard even from this distance, and in their center is a diaphanous being that resembles an upside-down tree, with endless quantity of tendrils all sheathed in precious metals and jewels,
  73. Storyteller (1:06:18 AM): dragging clouds behind it.
  74. Storyteller (1:07:15 AM): However, as the two armies get closer, you realize that they are not moving towards you... the land beneath their feet is stretching towards you. The sky above one army blazes red and smoulders black, and the sky above another army shines blue shot through with golden ribbons.
  75. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:07:18 AM): ::Sighs::I didnt think I would need these.. ::reaches into his cloak and pulls out a satchel and pulls out a felt sack, pulling out a ornate pair of goggles that seem to be made some odd mix of metals, places the goggles on his face, they appear to be slightly too big for him::
  76. Five-Pronged Eye (1:08:00 AM): "You know, goggles are fairly unreliable."
  77. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:08:12 AM): These goggles, they do something.
  78. Storyteller (1:08:42 AM): The advance of the twin armies suddenly ceases, and neither seems to perceive or care of the tiny mote of reality, yet.
  79. Audrey (1:08:45 AM): Just stareing in awe!
  80. Five-Pronged Eye (1:09:41 AM): "Just stay calm, maybe they'll overlook us."
  81. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:09:44 AM): "Beware," warned the Sidereal. "They are Fair Folk, their actions are unpredictable and without reason. The more you exert your useless perception of logic upon them, the more at a disadvantage shall you be."
  82. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:09:49 AM): (Can one of you change fonts please?)
  83. Storyteller (1:10:36 AM): (Is this good?)
  84. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:10:48 AM): ::stares quietly, seeming even more stoic than before with his stupid looking oversized goggles::
  85. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:10:54 AM): (perhapse a different color than frnak)
  86. Storyteller (1:11:37 AM): (This?)
  87. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:12:05 AM): (good)
  88. Storyteller (1:14:11 AM): From the beautiful host's midst, which suddenly parts, a delightful sight appears; a lady fae clad in ribbons of liquid crystal, which trail behind her, along with her shining platinum hair, seemingly for miles. She is propelled on enormous peacock-feathered wings which almost seem to eclipse her form with their mass. She bears a massive chalice of jewelled orichalcum, overflowing with a feast fit for Calibration, intermixed with endless jewels. She drifts towards the island of Creation, smiling grandly.
  89. Storyteller (1:14:28 AM): (What is your dodge MDV?)
  90. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:15:05 AM): (whos?)
  91. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:15:18 AM): (13)
  92. Storyteller (1:15:21 AM): (Everyone's)
  93. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:18:16 AM): (guys?)
  94. Storyteller (1:18:27 AM): "Greetings, Creation-born..." In contrast to her grandiose appearance, her voice is simply human, albeit sweet. "I bid you welcome into our humble domain, of the Wyld."
  95. Five-Pronged Eye (1:18:39 AM): (If you get an odd number do you round up or down when dividing?)
  96. Storyteller (1:18:43 AM): (up)
  97. Five-Pronged Eye (1:18:51 AM): (Mine is also 13)
  98. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:19:23 AM): It's round down for Dodge MDV actually.
  99. Storyteller (1:19:24 AM): "I would speak with your leader." She peers down at Jade Fish, not actually touching upon their island.
  100. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:19:26 AM): unless we're houseruling that.
  101. Five-Pronged Eye (1:19:29 AM): "Thank you ma'am."
  102. Storyteller (1:19:32 AM): (Oh ok nm)
  103. Five-Pronged Eye (1:19:39 AM): "Oh, great.."
  104. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:19:39 AM): ::Bows to her making sure to show respect but also not to take his eyes off her::We thank you for your warm greetings and marvel at the wonders of your retinue.
  105. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:19:58 AM): That makes my MDV 10 I believe.
  106. Audrey (1:20:21 AM): Smiles and greets her kindly as well
  107. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:22:03 AM): ::Looks at Five when a leader is mentioned. waiting for him to respond::
  108. Five-Pronged Eye (1:22:37 AM): "Ahem. Greetings madam, I am Five-Pointed-Eye, unquestioned godking of Aquarius District 9."
  109. Five-Pronged Eye (1:23:26 AM): "I would like continue my work here in peace, as I know your kind enjoy your stories and whatnot. I am making those stories a reality."
  110. Storyteller (1:25:19 AM): "I am Alexia Amir, Ornamental Emanation of the Metropolis at the World's End. We are concerned by the presence of Creation-Born within the timeless domain of Chaos, bringing orderly disruption to our sacred shores, and there are many for whom such notions of causality causes offense."
  111. Storyteller (1:26:37 AM): "We do not know why you would create weapons of war in our realm."
  112. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:28:42 AM): Noble Lady Amir, we mean you and your kind no harm whatsoever we are creating here for a potential conflict at home that we must prepare for. We have no desire for a conflict, only harmony between are honorable realms.
  113. Audrey (1:29:16 AM): Nods in agreement.
  114. Five-Pronged Eye (1:29:19 AM): Five tries to play the part. "My dear Madam Amir. I assure you that as a chosen of the Unconquered Sun and a winner of the Primordial War, I am prepared to extend the most generous of negotiations to you if you would only permit
  115. Five-Pronged Eye (1:29:20 AM): us this small island in your ocean of wonders."
  116. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:29:45 AM): (ment our not are)
  117. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:31:33 AM): (meant meant not ment)
  118. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:31:42 AM): (Mentos, the Freshmaker)
  119. Storyteller (1:32:33 AM): She nods, feathers, ribbons, jewels, and treats from her chalice drifting around randomly, just not towards the island. "My Heart, who is the great city, understands. However, as Creation-born are the only entities capable of bringing permanent death to us, he and I and we would like to discuss the formation of an oath to prohibit the ugliness of conflict."
  120. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:33:29 AM): Of course we welcome diplomatic relations with you and thank you for being so understanding.
  121. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:33:53 AM): Maybe after this we can get some sushi and i maybe head back to my pla- aww fuck ::Inits::
  122. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:33:58 AM): j/k
  123. Audrey (1:34:07 AM): (LOL)
  124. Five-Pronged Eye (1:34:08 AM): (I will punt you off the island there Hayabusa)
  125. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:34:32 AM): (who was hayabusa again?)
  126. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:34:35 AM): (a motorcycle right?
  127. Five-Pronged Eye (1:34:38 AM): (the guy from Ninja Gaiden?
  128. Five-Pronged Eye (1:34:39 AM): )
  129. Five-Pronged Eye (1:34:43 AM): (Ryu Hayabusa?)
  130. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:34:45 AM): (oh right)
  131. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:34:49 AM): (i knew it was familier)
  132. Five-Pronged Eye (1:37:11 AM): "Well, what'd you have in mind?"
  133. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:38:17 AM): <Leeroy>::Suddenly snaps out of his daze, drawing his sword::OKAY LETS DO IT ::charge!!::
  134. ben gonzalez (1:38:24 AM): (i dont know why but i had to say that)
  135. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:38:37 AM): (just fit with what a horrible horrible idea that would be)
  136. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:38:38 AM): (Ben, if we die because of you, I'm punching your dreams out.)
  137. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:38:52 AM): (Then putting my ass in all of your dreams forever.)
  138. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:38:59 AM): (i dont know what that means)
  139. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (1:39:03 AM): (YOU WILL.)
  140. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:39:04 AM): (but im curious now)
  141. Storyteller (1:40:43 AM): "Therefore I propose the following terms. You will not intrude upon the bordering Deep Wyld with any long-term islands of Creations. You will not initiate hostilities, outside of mutually agreed upon duels or sports, with the citizens of the Metropolis at the World's End, nor its ruler. You will permit one Shaped diplomat to reside within and inspect on a permanent basis, and up to ten diplomats to do the same on a temporary basis once per year, without abridging their free passage."
  142. Storyteller (1:41:27 AM): "In exchange our citizens, nor the city, will devour your souls, mutate your flesh, enslave your minds, or strip your virtues, as long as the oath is sworn to."
  143. Storyteller (1:41:54 AM): *neither our
  144. Storyteller (1:42:48 AM): She withdraws a lengthly scroll from the confines of the chalice and takes one of the free-floating feathers drifting about her. "How is that?"
  145. Five-Pronged Eye (1:43:01 AM): "May I have a moment to give it fair consideration?"
  146. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:43:04 AM): You must swear not to interfer in any of our efforts, nor take or leave anything without our knowledge from our camp.
  147. Storyteller (1:43:36 AM): She nods to Jade Fish. "That is acceptable."
  148. Five-Pronged Eye (1:44:27 AM): (You know, Raksha aren't exalts)
  149. Five-Pronged Eye (1:44:38 AM): (They can't actually compel us to keep our word, something raksha hate)
  150. Five-Pronged Eye (1:44:45 AM): (Granted they can kill the fuck out of us)
  151. Storyteller (1:44:48 AM): (You might be surprised)
  152. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:44:48 AM): (true, but they have a dragon and a army)
  153. Storyteller (1:46:09 AM): (Raksha have a lot more elaborate and varied oath forging powers than say eclipses do)
  154. Five-Pronged Eye (1:46:15 AM): "I'd like to increase our side's gain just a tad. In addition to all you have said, we retain 100% ownership of anything we construct during our sojourns, and reserve the right to keep projects that do not enter this area
  155. Five-Pronged Eye (1:46:16 AM): classified.)
  156. Five-Pronged Eye (1:46:46 AM): "You can have either the one permanent diplomate or the ten temporary ones, not both."
  157. Storyteller (1:47:00 AM): "Okay."
  158. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:47:14 AM): ::Takes out a comicly long pipe and lights a bit of tobacco listening to the terms::
  159. Five-Pronged Eye (1:47:35 AM): "Also, if any of your people violate the oath, they go right into the grinder, so to speak."
  160. Five-Pronged Eye (1:47:56 AM): "As you said, in exchange, we will not wyldshape anything that you forbid that is within your territory."
  161. Storyteller (1:48:11 AM): "So aggressive!"
  162. Audrey (1:48:18 AM): Listens to the conversation.
  163. Five-Pronged Eye (1:48:30 AM): "Well you mentioned that your citizens would not devour or souls, mutate us, enslave us, et cetera."
  164. Five-Pronged Eye (1:48:38 AM): "I am just keeping the level of severity even."
  165. Five-Pronged Eye (1:49:05 AM): "We're about.. a handful of mortals? You brought an army. It seems we're mutually paranoid of each other."
  166. Five-Pronged Eye (1:49:33 AM): One of Five's Dragonblooded aides reminds him that it's more like two armies.
  167. Five-Pronged Eye (1:49:37 AM): "Oh excuse me, you brought TWO armies."
  168. Storyteller (1:49:46 AM): She makes a side-to-side gesture with her hand. "Well I didn't think it was severe."
  169. Five-Pronged Eye (1:50:13 AM): "I like you, Miss Amir. I would very much enjoy being friends."
  170. Storyteller (1:50:22 AM): "Thank you."
  171. Five-Pronged Eye (1:50:25 AM): "You have my word that nothing we are working on is aimed at killing you or your people."
  172. Five-Pronged Eye (1:50:36 AM): "But purely for warring in Creation itself."
  173. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:50:44 AM): Or affecting your realm or way of life.
  174. Storyteller (1:51:07 AM): "We are doubly glad to hear that. Are we in agreement, and would you like to become our friend?" She extends a petite hand.
  175. Five-Pronged Eye (1:51:10 AM): "Everything we construct on this side of the Cosmos is going right into Creation. You can inspect it all you like."
  176. Five-Pronged Eye (1:51:36 AM): "Well, one other thing. While we of course don't mind your inspections... we would like for you to not tell anyone what we're doing."
  177. Five-Pronged Eye (1:51:45 AM): "Anyone from or traveling to Creation that is."
  178. Five-Pronged Eye (1:51:56 AM): "If you agree to this, I will back down on the inspection restriction demand"
  179. Storyteller (1:53:04 AM): "They can torture me with burning hot lava acid, we will never tell a soul. May I or any citizen of this domain be impaled by a million iron darts and cast into the Yozi Realm wrapped in a bow tie if they break this oath."
  180. Storyteller (1:53:31 AM): "Lava acid burns because its hot AND because its acid, by the way."
  181. Audrey (1:53:50 AM): Laughs "Harsh."
  182. Five-Pronged Eye (1:53:52 AM): Five carefully takes her hand, which probably becomes a fixed reality for as long as she makes contact with the Solar.
  183. Indomitable Jade Fish (1:54:16 AM): (lol)
  184. Storyteller (1:55:19 AM): She closes her eyes for a moment.
  185. Storyteller (1:55:29 AM): Her hand turns to clear crystal in his grasp.
  186. Five-Pronged Eye (1:56:11 AM): So as to not alarm her, he lets go once the deal's made.
  187. Storyteller (1:57:46 AM): There is a brilliant flash of clashing colors, and the next thing Five notices, he is holding a black goblet filled with rubies, and she is holding a staff like a charred tree, topped with the skull of a dragon. There is now a wispy, bewildered looking fair folk standing besides Five, as tall and lithe as is to be expected, with dark robes and great feathered raven wings dripping with blood.
  188. Storyteller (1:58:04 AM): "Wooo! Its settled!" She exclaims.
  189. Five-Pronged Eye (1:59:12 AM): "I have a question, actually."
  190. Storyteller (1:59:19 AM): She swings her hand around until it returns to flesh.
  191. Storyteller (1:59:25 AM): "Yes?"
  192. Five-Pronged Eye (1:59:39 AM): "Why did you propose a peaceful deal so readily?"
  193. Five-Pronged Eye (1:59:57 AM): "You have the advantage, you could've just, you know..." Five makes a Borat-esque crushing gesture with his hands.
  194. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:00:08 AM): "Curiosity, perhaps. Fancy."
  195. Storyteller (2:00:14 AM): The newly made fair folk is too confused to even speak.
  196. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:00:31 AM): ::begins smoking visbily more rapidly , worried this may sour the relationship:
  197. Five-Pronged Eye (2:00:52 AM): "Oh well, don't worry about it. May this be the beginning of a beautiful interdimensional friendship."
  198. Storyteller (2:01:26 AM): "I am the Cup grace of the Metropolis at World's End, and thus love and mercy forms the core of my existence."
  199. Storyteller (2:02:09 AM): "They're the delicious human sentiments ever!"
  200. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:02:14 AM): He eyes the staff briefly, curious of it now that she mentions she is the Cup.
  201. Storyteller (2:02:15 AM): She rubs her tummy, sighing wistfully.
  202. Five-Pronged Eye (2:02:22 AM): "Your name's pretty yet ominous."
  203. Storyteller (2:02:53 AM): "Why thank you. There is one more thing, before I depart..."
  204. Five-Pronged Eye (2:03:38 AM): "You want to make out? I warn you, baby, I had sex with a MOUNTAIN once."
  205. Five-Pronged Eye (2:03:41 AM): j/k
  206. Audrey (2:03:51 AM): (LOL)
  207. Storyteller (2:03:53 AM): "Although the treaty is now sealed, my brother, the Sword-nature of the great Metropolis, has suggested that your kind are weak and helpless, and should have, as you say, been devoured outright."
  208. Five-Pronged Eye (2:04:54 AM): "How egotistical."
  209. Storyteller (2:04:55 AM): "May I propose that we pit our greatest warrior... against yours... to decide who is greater in a contest of skill, Exalt or Fair Folk."
  210. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:04:59 AM): ::Straightens out suddenly at the suggestion that he is either weak or helpless::
  211. Five-Pronged Eye (2:05:15 AM): "Man." Five snaps his fingers at Jade. "Rap battle this sucka."
  212. Five-Pronged Eye (2:05:18 AM): (Okay last joke)
  213. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:05:35 AM): ::Smacks the tobacco out of his pipe glaring at the cup::
  214. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:06:09 AM): I am the Indomidable Jade Fish , a name your champion will soon regret encountering.
  215. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:06:27 AM): indomitable *
  216. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:06:35 AM): (sorry i dunno why i keep spelling it wrong
  217. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:06:36 AM): )
  218. Storyteller (2:07:14 AM): She smiles to Jade Fish, and then glances to the others. "Is he the one who you would choose to represent your race against ours?"
  219. Five-Pronged Eye (2:07:18 AM): "Jade Fish is a great warrior and a man of honor."
  220. Five-Pronged Eye (2:07:38 AM): "I can think of no greater champion. He is compassionate to his defeated opponents, so don't worry about your brother."
  221. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:07:40 AM): "You are sending the... Terrestrial...?"
  222. Five-Pronged Eye (2:07:57 AM): Five speaks with a sterner tone. "Jade Fish. Is a Great Warrior. And a Man of Honor."
  223. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:08:14 AM): "It can do no harm to our oath then, I suppose."
  224. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:08:40 AM): (my face to your foot style!)
  225. Storyteller (2:09:31 AM): "Very well... my brother shall face you in his citadel on the dragon's back tomorrow at noon then...?"
  226. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:09:51 AM): ::Pulls off his robe reveling a simple pair of pants held together with a robe, his naked torso is intricately tatooed with a deep ocean view and a massive green koi fish leaping from the water and swollowing the sun::
  227. Storyteller (2:09:56 AM): "We are unaccustomed to linear time so you'll have to notify us when noon is of course..." She mumbles.
  228. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:10:03 AM): (oh i thought it was now)
  229. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:10:04 AM): (nevermind then)
  230. Five-Pronged Eye (2:10:08 AM): (THE TIME IS NOW)
  231. Five-Pronged Eye (2:10:11 AM): (I SUMMON A DEMON)
  232. Storyteller (2:10:57 AM): She bows to them, and begins to drift back to her army.
  233. Five-Pronged Eye (2:11:00 AM): (Okay this is clearly how the fight occurs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGzW-W31Z6c&feature=related)
  234. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:11:20 AM): (Agreed)
  235. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:11:30 AM): (its mostly flexing)
  236. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:11:46 AM): (but with friendship a million fold.)
  237. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:13:11 AM): (dude stop attacking me im not done flexing)
  238. Five-Pronged Eye (2:14:10 AM): "Oh, no problem"
  239. Five-Pronged Eye (2:14:22 AM): (We'll let them know that noon has hit when Ben spends all that XP)
  240. Five-Pronged Eye (2:14:29 AM): (Because they don't fucking know better)
  241. Storyteller (2:14:58 AM): (Sorry was AFK)
  242. Five-Pronged Eye (2:14:59 AM): "Well, I think that went well. We have a few factors going for us."
  243. Five-Pronged Eye (2:15:07 AM): "One, Jade Fish made a new best friend, probably."
  244. Five-Pronged Eye (2:15:20 AM): "Two, we're still in the way our atoms are supposed to be arranged."
  245. Five-Pronged Eye (2:15:40 AM): "And three..." he pauses.
  246. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:15:40 AM): ::Still appears to be stewing over the whole being called weak thing::
  247. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:15:48 AM): When do I fight?
  248. Five-Pronged Eye (2:16:36 AM): "They said 'noon'. They also said they don't understand how linear time works."
  249. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:16:58 AM): what if we just told them noon was now?
  250. Five-Pronged Eye (2:18:58 AM): "I like my idea better. It's the one where you take as much time as you need to train up and really optimize your Dragon-blooded power, and then that's when noon coincidentally hits."
  251. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:20:19 AM): "The Fair Folk can able to achieve physical capabilities unheard of to the likes of you inherently - you will need to be at the top of your skill to contend. I am certain you shall lose - but perhaps you can minimize embarrassment for our sake."
  252. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:20:41 AM): (whats your characters name?)
  253. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:20:46 AM): (Mythsaron)
  254. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:21:21 AM): ::Looks at Mythsaron with a sneer::If you are so certain of my defeat perhapse you should forget the fight and go back to your duties.
  255. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:21:41 AM): "I am an advisor, I was just performing my duties for you."
  256. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:22:02 AM): I advise you not to underestimate my ability.
  257. Audrey (2:22:12 AM): "I think you can do it."
  258. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:22:24 AM): ::Smiles at her and bows slightly::Thank you.
  259. Five-Pronged Eye (2:22:28 AM): "With all due respect, the Dragon-blooded Commandos held the line for us against the worst the Primordials had to offer."
  260. Five-Pronged Eye (2:22:35 AM): "If Jade Fish thinks he can do it, then he can do it."
  261. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:22:56 AM): "I trust you, Five-Pronged Eye."
  262. Five-Pronged Eye (2:22:57 AM): (Under his breath: "Granted we Solars did most of the awesome but, small detail")
  263. Five-Pronged Eye (2:23:06 AM): (kidding!)
  264. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:23:11 AM): (someone had to be magical cannon fodder!)
  265. Five-Pronged Eye (2:23:34 AM): "It's Five-Pointed-Eye, but really, just call me Five. It's kind of a gaudy name when you say it all the time"
  266. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:23:53 AM): "Certainly."
  267. Five-Pronged Eye (2:28:22 AM): "That said... Jay-Eff, buddy, you can totally take this guy, right?"
  268. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:30:16 AM): I have no doubt.
  269. Five-Pronged Eye (2:30:51 AM): "Okay. He's as good as curbstomped then."
  270. Five-Pronged Eye (2:31:13 AM): "anyway, back to work" he goes back to trying to get some factory cathedrals and the like up and running.
  271. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:32:50 AM): ::goes off to meditate in solidarity over the fight::
  272. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:34:35 AM): "It shall be interesting to see what this Terrestrial can accomplish," he said quietly to Audrey, before going off to look over the compound and marvel at the Solar's work.
  273. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:35:09 AM): (you are a sidereal right?)
  274. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:35:21 AM): (Yes I am.)
  275. Five-Pronged Eye (2:39:38 AM): (Okay, uhh... feel free to run the fight? I keep getting interrupted in working on Five's CS)
  276. Five-Pronged Eye (2:39:46 AM): (what was the mandated XP split again?)
  277. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:39:53 AM): (80 60 40 20, 6 free)
  278. Five-Pronged Eye (2:40:03 AM): (What goes where?)
  279. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:40:05 AM): (Charms, abil/spec, attrib/virtue, ess/will)
  280. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:40:09 AM): (Combos with charms too)
  281. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:40:17 AM): (I spent all mine \o/)
  282. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:40:29 AM): (Should we fight now or should i wait to spend my exp?)
  283. Storyteller (2:40:56 AM): (Your call Ben)
  284. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:41:20 AM): (Group suggestions?)
  285. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:41:37 AM): (XP it up, that's a fuckload of xp you'll need.)
  286. Five-Pronged Eye (2:41:58 AM): (I agree with Five's advice to your character)
  287. Five-Pronged Eye (2:42:11 AM): (Max your stuff out and then say "Oh hey it's noon. You never said which day)
  288. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:42:18 AM): (thats true)
  289. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:43:10 AM): (She said tomorrow at noon.)
  290. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:43:21 AM): (The Lunar's pocket realm may be important.)
  291. Five-Pronged Eye (2:43:49 AM): (Well she also said they don't know how linear time works)
  292. Five-Pronged Eye (2:43:53 AM): (Also "which tomorrow"?)
  293. Five-Pronged Eye (2:43:55 AM): (trollface)
  294. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:44:03 AM): (Pretty much.)
  295. Storyteller (2:44:26 AM): (They are in a realm that also has no day or night or sun)
  296. Five-Pronged Eye (2:45:51 AM): (yeah but be careful. Raksha can troll just as effectively as they can be trolled)
  297. Five-Pronged Eye (2:46:04 AM): (they can go "HEY IN MY DREEEEEAM, TOMORROW IS RIGHT NOW! FLOWERS!")
  298. Five-Pronged Eye (2:46:08 AM): (and then deck you with a Trout)
  299. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:46:23 AM): (God I hope she didn't mean a Shaping battle...)
  300. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:46:35 AM): (or a rap battle)
  301. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:46:49 AM): (Shaping battle versus a Sword? You're fucked.)
  302. Five-Pronged Eye (2:48:02 AM): (My mental image of Jer, at present, involves steepled fingers, a cat, and a big chair)
  303. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:48:30 AM): ("A cat" made me think of Dr. Claw. You just see his hand stroking a cat.)
  304. Five-Pronged Eye (2:48:36 AM): (and possibly a little statuette of a Champion of Tzeentch with his palms up, a rainbow beginning at one and terminating in the other, subtitle: "Imagination Land, motherfucker!")
  305. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:50:36 AM): (ok lets do this)
  306. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:52:48 AM): ::After nearly 24 hours of solitude away from the group jade fish returns looking spry and healthy:: Hello everyone.
  307. Audrey (2:53:28 AM): "Welcome back"
  308. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:55:49 AM): "I do hope you are prepared, Dragon-blooded. It shall be quite a spectacle in any outcome I wager."
  309. Five-Pronged Eye (2:56:19 AM): One of Five's non-combatant DB aides speaks, "Uhh, Mr. Five-Pointed Eye is busy working on Lord Tsuuno's comissions. He requested I share a message with you." the aide unfurls a scroll.
  310. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:56:37 AM): Do not think me a fool sidereal, I do not enter contents lightly.
  311. Five-Pronged Eye (2:56:50 AM): Then clears his throat and says, "Hey good luck. What what what, kick some ass." he then closes the scroll, coughs into his fist awkwardly, and salutes Jade Fish.
  312. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:56:56 AM): Nope! no time! ::pushes him over and walks off::
  313. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:56:58 AM): j/k
  314. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (2:57:28 AM): (*slays him on the spot for saying Uhh*)
  315. Five-Pronged Eye (2:58:10 AM): (How did you know he sounded like Butthead?)
  316. Five-Pronged Eye (2:58:14 AM): (Nah that'd be too silly)
  317. Indomitable Jade Fish (2:58:29 AM): Return to your master and inform him that while i am confident i will win this fight, i am also confident that without his aid i will be destroyed by chaos on the way there.
  318. Five-Pronged Eye (2:58:36 AM): (we all know Butthead is a commissar of the Imperial Guard, and Beavis a Psyker)
  319. Storyteller (2:59:25 AM): (You don't have to play him if you wanna finish the CS, Fwank, but you could just decide if Five will accompany him to keep him from turning into a cancer-squid on the way or not)
  320. Five-Pronged Eye (3:01:28 AM): Oh right. Five emerges once he is reminded that the battle's happening somewhere else. He contents himself to bring the box of scraps with him. Orichalcum scraps.
  321. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:01:55 AM): (Yeah, we don't want to have him turn into a purple inverted version of himself with his feet made of masochism and his hair replaced with the concept of love.)
  322. Five-Pronged Eye (3:01:55 AM): "Sorry about that."
  323. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:02:12 AM): (or do we?)
  324. Five-Pronged Eye (3:02:14 AM): (Understand, understand! Understand, understand! Understand, understand, the concept of love!)
  325. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:02:49 AM): Sorry to interupt you five, but it would not look good if our appointed leader did not show up.
  326. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:02:53 AM): Or if i died horribly on the way there.
  327. Five-Pronged Eye (3:03:11 AM): "Do you think I should dress up or can I just go in my work clothes? I don't like dressing up."
  328. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:03:21 AM): Do what you think is appropriate.
  329. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:03:24 AM): Im dressed in robes.
  330. Five-Pronged Eye (3:03:54 AM): "I've never been to a big throwdown in The Wyld, I don't know what's appropriate!"
  331. Five-Pronged Eye (3:04:02 AM): He looks quizzically at the Sidereals for input.
  332. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:04:10 AM): i doubt there is one answer to that question
  333. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:04:56 AM): Who is the host of the fight? the cup or the sword?
  334. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:05:04 AM): If it is the cup then dress up, if it is the sword then dont
  335. Five-Pronged Eye (3:05:33 AM): "Hey that's right, we're pals with the Sovereign of this realm!"
  336. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:05:36 AM): "It is up to you; his actions will represent us, not our attire."
  337. Five-Pronged Eye (3:05:52 AM): Five looks around, wondering how he can summon that girl again.
  338. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:07:10 AM): ::points at there shaped friend::
  339. Five-Pronged Eye (3:07:41 AM): "Hello, Fair Folk Diplomat entity. What do you think I should wear to look appropriate for this occasion?"
  340. Storyteller (3:07:48 AM): The grim, bloodstained angel-looking shaped fair folk diplomat looks to him. "I'M TWO DAAAAAAYS OOOOOOLLLLLLLLD!"
  341. Five-Pronged Eye (3:07:53 AM): (rofl)
  342. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:07:58 AM): (lol)
  343. Five-Pronged Eye (3:08:09 AM): "Man."
  344. Storyteller (3:08:10 AM): "Well, POPS, I don't have any idea."
  345. Audrey (3:08:17 AM): Decked out in her sheer robes and such hair washed and clean she walks over head up and smiles hands the chosen one a rose.
  346. Storyteller (3:08:25 AM): "Just wear fancy pants."
  347. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:08:38 AM): (your black agin btw jer)
  348. Storyteller (3:08:47 AM): (Oops)
  349. Storyteller (3:08:57 AM): (How's that?)
  350. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:09:21 AM): Mythsaron's attire was violet and blue, vivid and ornamental yet not even close to florid compared to the Fair Folk they'd seen.
  351. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:09:22 AM): (good )
  352. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:11:34 AM): ::takes the flower and smiles:: Are you hoping for my victory over your master?
  353. Five-Pronged Eye (3:11:50 AM): Five just changes into the formal attire of AQ-9. He's wearing a blue and gold coat, matching jackboots, slacks, and a vest. He's got a diadem on his head, and a goggle-monocle on with fancy lights on it.
  354. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:11:51 AM): <flower>FEED MEE ::Bites his hand off::
  355. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:11:55 AM): (j/k)
  356. Five-Pronged Eye (3:12:05 AM): He looks like some kind of militant technology king.
  357. Audrey (3:12:15 AM): "yes"
  358. Five-Pronged Eye (3:12:36 AM): Though his crown is made of black iron instead of gold or silver.
  359. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:13:05 AM): (Whups thought it was the shaped not audrey)
  360. Storyteller (3:13:08 AM): The fair folk diplomat peers at Five. "So, DAD, can I have some spending moneys?"
  361. Storyteller (3:13:23 AM): "Since we're going into town for the first time ever and all."
  362. Five-Pronged Eye (3:13:36 AM): "I hate these threads." He has a black iron "Swagger stick" in his hand. They're popular among Solars.
  363. Five-Pronged Eye (3:13:49 AM): "I'm not your dad."
  364. Storyteller (3:14:05 AM): "How hurtful."
  365. Five-Pronged Eye (3:14:32 AM): He's wearing fancy dress gloves instead of those work gloves he had on earlier. He does not approve.
  366. Five-Pronged Eye (3:14:40 AM): "Okay let's go."
  367. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:15:01 AM): ::Gives the shaped some spending money::
  368. Storyteller (3:15:34 AM): The two day old diplomat who apparently considers Five his dad flaps around and takes the cash. "Thank ya, mister." He is careful to keep it in the reality bubble, though.
  369. Storyteller (3:15:52 AM): They depart, dragging Five from his labors (so they don't turn into a bucket of jellyfish) to walk through the midst of the more hellish looking fair folk, and ascend the mountainous peak of the dragon's back. The heat is tremendous, and by now a human martial artist would probably be too tired and dehydrated to even consider fighting for his life.
  370. Storyteller (3:17:16 AM): They meander through the urban hellscape on the dragon's back until they find a massive arena. There can be no doubt about who the lord of this domain is; they see endless crowds of giants, goblins, beasts of fire, and stranger things arrayed in rows. Some have colorful signs that say things such as "CREATION SUCKS" and "GO CHAOS" on it...
  371. Five-Pronged Eye (3:17:19 AM): (Wow, Ben's character didn't even fight Johnny Cage and them yet, just STRAIGHT to secret hard mode boss)
  372. Five-Pronged Eye (3:17:39 AM): "Grr. You know what... hang on a second" Five tinkers with one of thsoe bugbots..
  373. Five-Pronged Eye (3:18:35 AM): He gets it to hold up a neon sign that says "JADE FISH: IN IT TO WIN IT"
  374. Five-Pronged Eye (3:18:49 AM): "There. Now we're properly represented among the fanatics."
  375. Storyteller (3:18:50 AM): In the center there is a fair folk who stands approximately two hundred and fourty feet tall. His cruelly handsome face has a mustache and goattee made of flames, and a halo, looking suspiciously like
  376. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:19:36 AM): (240 feet tall/ pfft maybe if he was three hundred id be scared)
  377. Storyteller (3:20:10 AM): that which belongs to a sidereal's anima banner, hangs from either of his horns; one is red, and the other is purple. He has two immense sandals, and you can tell that the soles are emblazoned with a symbol of the Unconquered Sun and of Luna for the left and right, appropriately; that he considers himself one to
  378. Storyteller (3:21:45 AM): step upon the two strongest of all the gods is readily apparent. He wears robes looking as if they are made of magma, and he has what appears to be an appropriately sized grand daiklaive made of gossamer. His skin is pitch black and as glossy as obsidian.
  379. Five-Pronged Eye (3:23:53 AM): (Oh he's had it. Just rustle up some arrows or bullets of reason and... oh, right)
  380. Five-Pronged Eye (3:23:59 AM): (That's Sidereal astrology)
  381. Five-Pronged Eye (3:24:01 AM): (shit)
  382. Storyteller (3:24:07 AM): He booms upon seeing the characters. "I am Nox Suncrusher, adept of Solar Hero, master of Violet Bier of Sorrows, bearer of the title of World-Devouring Warlord, and Sword Grace of the Metropolis at the World's End. I have said with all the Wyld as my witness this: that the Exalted Host resides within Creation,
  383. Storyteller (3:25:26 AM): not as proud rulers, but as cowering children, there to hide from the greatest of the Fair Folk, we Unshaped! Who of the puny Exalts has chosen to step forward against me?! Know that you only step forward to humiliate your entire race!"
  384. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:25:38 AM): ::Quietly enters the arena, taking off his robe and showing off the previously mentioned tattoos. he replaces the odd black goggles that he had on before and bows to his friends before turning to the giant and bowing to him::
  385. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:25:39 AM): "Fascinating, he wields a blade made of dreams."
  386. Five-Pronged Eye (3:26:04 AM): "That's okay, our boy is made of a raksha's nightmares."
  387. Five-Pronged Eye (3:26:38 AM): [DB Aide] Technically, aren't you more of a raksha's nightmares, sir? Since you can wlydshape a--oh, right, sorry.
  388. Storyteller (3:26:54 AM): The towering Unshaped peers down at the comparatively tiny dragon blooded with scorn, hefting his grand sword.
  389. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:27:07 AM): The Chosen of Fate takes a moment to inform the Dragon-blooded about the Martial Arts styles he's about to go up against.
  390. Five-Pronged Eye (3:28:01 AM): (I like how there's a kind of Sidereal astrology where you observe someone's martial arts style for a little while and then you can just... self-teach it without a sifu)
  391. Storyteller (3:29:05 AM): (Is that astrology or a regular charm)
  392. Storyteller (3:29:08 AM): (?)
  393. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:30:14 AM): (Probably a charm but I'm not sure, I can tell if foe's have a higher martial arts score than me though.)
  394. Five-Pronged Eye (3:30:23 AM): (Astrology)
  395. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:30:36 AM): ::once mythsaron is done explaining to him all the various ways he believes he will be killed in he turns to the giant, bowing low to him respectfully::
  396. Storyteller (3:30:59 AM): The giant stands there, letting the crowds cheer for him. He then smirks, and bows in return.
  397. Five-Pronged Eye (3:31:08 AM): (Style Discerning Eye, under The Sword)
  398. Five-Pronged Eye (3:31:22 AM): (Sorry, not a few minutes, need a year)
  399. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:31:30 AM): ::Lowers the goggles from his forehead over his eyes::
  400. Five-Pronged Eye (3:31:40 AM): (And only for each MA charm you observe in action, but, still)
  401. Five-Pronged Eye (3:31:45 AM): (don't need a tutor)
  402. Storyteller (3:32:07 AM): He sticks the massive sword into the ground, seeing that his foe is unarmed, and cracks his knuckles.
  403. Five-Pronged Eye (3:32:57 AM): Five busies himself building parts from the box.
  404. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:32:58 AM): In a similar display as before, he initiates a Dodge charm just in case things get... particularly nasty. Trouble-Reduction Strategy.
  405. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:34:04 AM): ::Focus's for a moment looking calm and almost serene for a moment then suddenly...:: YAH!!! ::His body seems to expand in an almost comical baloon like way for a spit second before resetting, he appears to have taken about a year of steriods in the last .5 seconds and is now much more bigger than he was a moment ago, his veins throbbing hard beneath his skin::
  406. Storyteller (3:34:10 AM): He then adopts the distinctively simple but proud looking stance of the Solar Hero, in deliberate mockery of the usual practitioners of that art.
  407. Storyteller (3:36:05 AM): (btw this is what we'll use unless you have a preference http://www.miketilly.com/exalted/diceroller.html )
  408. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:36:14 AM): ::this would be very impressive if somehow fmanaged to find a way to be taller than the beasts ankle::
  409. Five-Pronged Eye (3:38:12 AM): "Solar Hero style. I don't know that much about mystical martial arts, but I'd recognize that one anywhere. An honest battle art, meant for gladiators and champions. No grace, no fancy sutras or katas, there's just you, and
  410. Five-Pronged Eye (3:38:13 AM): what you fight for."
  411. Five-Pronged Eye (3:38:21 AM): "why then is this massive asshole using it?"
  412. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:39:31 AM): "He practices Violet Biers of Sorrow as well - I cannot imagine he has grasped the sutras nor can manipulate Fate but the style is still deadly; it ends quick, without grace."
  413. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:40:10 AM): Violet Bier of Sorrows*
  414. Five-Pronged Eye (3:43:35 AM): (Not to be confused with "Violet Beer of Sorrow", a popular drink in Yu Shan bars)
  415. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:43:45 AM): (of death!)
  416. Five-Pronged Eye (3:43:47 AM): (Known to get even a Celestial Lion drunk)
  417. Storyteller (3:47:45 AM): Both combatants initially react at the exact same time. The giant simply lunges and seeks to step on him underfoot; crimson essence flares around the giant as he evokes the technique one might recognize as Blade of the Battle Maiden (42m), while essence coalesces around his fists and gives them the qualities of Adamantine Fists of Battle (7m1wp).
  418. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:47:53 AM): ::Jadefish tenses for a moment then in a flash he charges at the monster in juge leaping bounds attacking the only targets he has, the targets legs and knees with a furious flurry of blows::
  419. Five-Pronged Eye (3:48:26 AM): (You know, occasionally I picture a Solar using Solar Hero while fighting a bigass dude in a boxing ring, and between rounds, the Solar sits in his corner, and his Sidereal coach shows up, opens his mouth, and..
  420. Five-Pronged Eye (3:48:27 AM): BEEPBEEPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOP)
  421. Five-Pronged Eye (3:48:38 AM): (Or, if you prefer the Wii version, "I sure like chocolate!")
  422. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (3:51:49 AM): "He's using a technique which makes his attacks highly lethal... and it isn't even his worst, I wager. He is siphoning his will quickly, though."
  423. Indomitable Jade Fish (3:51:55 AM): (hang on)
  424. Five-Pronged Eye (3:52:21 AM): "Jade Fish isn't some rookie. He's got an answer to that."
  425. Storyteller (3:54:26 AM): (So he's down 4 wp thus far.) As he activates his series of techniques, one can see phantasmal puppets that seem like childish puppet-versions of the seven incarnae getting squished by his attacks.
  426. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:05:28 AM): ::Jade fish unleashes a torrent of audible blows against the beast smashing him over and over again untill the monsters foot falls and apparently crushes him to a murdered pulp, however once the dust settles a bit you can see jade fish is perfectly fine and a bit of a distance away from him::
  427. Storyteller (4:06:31 AM): He is struck a total of seven times by a withering series of punches from the much smaller foe, and you can distinctly hear something crack. Nonetheless, he makes a series of downward kicks at his target, gleefully stomping the hell out of the arena floor. When he has finished, however, he disappointly notices the dragon blooded foe is gone.
  428. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (4:08:12 AM): Mythsaron leans forward, now aptly attentive. He expected their companion would survive, but certainly not so unscathed and unweary.
  429. Storyteller (4:10:17 AM): (He's at 96/127 health.) Noticing his enemy is very good at dodging out of melee range, he slams both fists into the ground, gathering a double armful of boulders.
  430. Audrey (4:15:10 AM): (night guys)
  431. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:15:17 AM): (night shell)(
  432. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:15:36 AM): (sorry this is taking so long trying to figure out why im not allowed to rip his heart out with a single blow.)
  433. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:15:46 AM): (like in the movies)
  434. Five-Pronged Eye (4:16:41 AM): (Because he's a miniboss)
  435. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:16:47 AM): (oh duh)
  436. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:16:51 AM): (why didnt i think of that)
  437. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:16:54 AM): (QUICK PLAY THE MUSIC)
  438. Five-Pronged Eye (4:17:39 AM): (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpSse2JXmHQ&feature=related)
  439. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:17:51 AM): (NOT THAT MUSIC)
  440. Five-Pronged Eye (4:17:58 AM): (fuck you you're a dragonblooded)
  441. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:18:06 AM): (lol)
  442. Storyteller (4:18:57 AM): (Next turn he's going to be able to lob eleven boulders that'll be able to hit even following an evasive dodge, btw)
  443. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:19:03 AM): ::Jadefish charges again this time at such speed that it he is almost a blur, he leaps into the air at the beast and punches him as hard as he can::
  444. Five-Pronged Eye (4:20:52 AM): ("Mythsaron, what the hell was that move?" "Oh, boulder-throwing." "Oh what, no Gorilla Hurls The Tree of Miseries?" "Dude, it's throwing a big fucking rock, what do you expect?")
  445. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:21:42 AM): (lol)
  446. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:22:06 AM): (i imagine mythsaron sitting far up on his seat, stealing popcorn from a shaped child and eating it eagarly as he watches)
  447. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (4:23:01 AM): (Pretty much. Filling out documents to join the Bronze Faction.)
  448. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:23:41 AM): (i posses the POWAH of da moon!)
  449. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:23:52 AM): (or whatever he says)
  450. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:24:07 AM): (oh the glow)
  451. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:24:09 AM): (not the moon)
  452. Storyteller (4:25:43 AM): (There really has to be a quicker way to calculate how in Exalteds the higher you hit, the more damage results)
  453. Storyteller (4:27:12 AM): (Cuz holy shit)
  454. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:29:56 AM): ::Jadefish does a seemingly impossible series of airborne manuvers punching the giant in the chest rapidly with thunderous booms and then raising his hands over his head and smashing him::YAAAAAAAH!!!! (I almost typed yay lol) ::the final blow sends him rocketing into the ground hard practically embedding him in the holes he just created to make those boulders::
  455. Storyteller (4:30:23 AM): (54/127)
  456. Storyteller (4:31:36 AM): He gets to his feet, now rather feeling his injuries, and unleashes Hammer on Iron Technique to lob eleven of the huge boulders at his chosen enemy. (If you want to use your perfect dodge against those, you're going to have to pay for all eleven)
  457. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:36:41 AM): ::Jade fishes anima begins glowing (HE POSSES THE POWER OF THE GLOOOW) around him represented by a murky typoon of water blazing around him a great beast stalking beneath the surface::
  458. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:37:32 AM): (whups forgot a small detail)
  459. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:38:33 AM): ::Jadefish repeats his previous trick of seemingly being struck by the smashing only to reappear later, he does so for all of the boulders , however he appears to be rather fatigued at this point , sweat pouring down his body his breathing heavy and his throbbing man veins seemingly to the bursting point::
  460. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (4:39:00 AM): (Is that stalking beast a jade fishj?)
  461. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:39:14 AM): (perhapse)
  462. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:39:19 AM): (Perhapse a indomitable one)
  463. Storyteller (4:42:18 AM): The greatly wounded but still fierce and enraged giant seems disappointed that his double fistfull of flung boulders failed to slay the impudent pest; and he seems even more angered due to the fact he realizes he will soon be having to use supernatural methods of ablating further damage dealt to him; however, he notices the exhausted appearance of Jade and suspects -- quite correctly -- that the battle is going to end momentarily... though for who, is still up in the air.
  464. Five-Pronged Eye (4:45:14 AM): "This is getting hard to watch."
  465. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (4:45:45 AM): "I did not think before that a Dragon-blooded could dream of coming this far."
  466. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:48:54 AM): ::Stares up at the sword , smirking a bit knowing that either way at least he just proved to him that he was neither weak nor helpless, then as soon as the smirk appeared it was gone and he became almost serene for just a moment....::
  467. Indomitable Jade Fish (4:50:39 AM): ::jadefish lets out a battle cry and charges once more intent on finishing this fight right here and now::
  468. Storyteller (4:58:51 AM): The current onslaught blows through the remainder of the giant's defenses, and although he voids the remainder of his essence in a futile attempt to defend (70m to Death-Parrying Stroke, total) the series of attacks utterly overcomes the remainder of his defenses.
  469. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:01:05 AM): ::The sheer force of the blows jade fish delivers overwhelmed the already battered flesh and he penitraits into his rib cage wholely you can barely see him at this point although unfortunatly for your content sleep you can see him well enough that you can tell that he has not stopped striking untill well after he has made the majority of his insides into outsides::
  470. Storyteller (5:03:06 AM): The lava robe and physical sword of the unshaped emanation both vanish along with the gory death of its physical shell, as the array of blows causes it to go from being metaphorically unshaped to literally.
  471. Storyteller (5:04:13 AM): The arena floor is now knee depth in steaming gore and the attending fair folk are silent as death with ashen faces, having seen their greatest known champion get turned into a pile of meat.
  472. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:05:15 AM): ::Jadefish slowly walks over to them looking some sort of nightmare about falling into a pool of sun tried tomatos and goo , he does not make eye contact with anyone and appears to be thoughly exausted, he makes a half hearted attempt to remove the goo from his body::
  473. Storyteller (5:06:20 AM): (I am sure Five will enjoy you having to stay extremely close to him to avoid mutating now on the way back.)
  474. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:06:35 AM): (lol)
  475. Storyteller (5:06:51 AM): The silence gives way into discontented murmurs and arguments as the spectators, for the most part, become increasingly angry as time goes on.
  476. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:07:13 AM): (Suddenly, Jadefish realizes this was all just a dream planted in his head by the Sidereal. http://inception.davepedu.com/ )
  477. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:07:13 AM): ::oh jadefish also bows to the crowd and the noble lady of the arena before he goes::
  478. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:07:33 AM): (its just a big red button)
  479. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:07:38 AM): (Click it)
  480. Five-Pronged Eye (5:07:39 AM): "And this is the verdict: That Man has defended his claim to his World against all comers, by virtue of occasionally producing someone sufficiently batshit insane."
  481. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:07:46 AM): (sounds like a airhorn)
  482. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:07:53 AM): (WE NEED TO GO DEEPER)
  483. Storyteller (5:08:42 AM): By the time he has returned to the comforting embrace of Creation's laws at Five's side, and leaving chaotic blood goo everywhere, a riot of an inconceivably huge scale has erupted. Alexia waves to him, seeming to have no reaction at all, other than being impressed, to see her brother(?) get exploded.
  484. Storyteller (5:10:10 AM): (Shall we pause there and assign XP?)
  485. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:10:37 AM): (Yeah, got work in 6 hours and need to sleep.)
  486. Storyteller (5:11:31 AM): (Thanks for playing! 106 xp, the 100 is arranged in the same 40/30/20/10 ratio)
  487. Five-Pronged Eye (5:11:45 AM): (Oh fuck you, Stigers, lol)
  488. Five-Pronged Eye (5:11:58 AM): (It's like the movie Brewster's Millions, only with XP)
  489. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:14:07 AM): essence 4 and gossamer level charms Here I com
  490. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:14:08 AM): e
  491. Storyteller (5:14:37 AM): (Frank has a good point, should we go back to no time skips and just 4-7 xp per session like a normal exalted game?)
  492. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:14:45 AM): yeah!
  493. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:14:47 AM): wait no
  494. Storyteller (5:14:48 AM): (It will only take the time that we are crusty corpses to hit essence 6)
  495. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:15:03 AM): (fuck dat I want more sma charms nigga.)
  496. Storyteller (5:15:54 AM): (No Juff, Frank hates time skippin xps so we should stop doing this)
  497. Five-Pronged Eye (5:16:41 AM): Oh fine, if you insist on easy mode
  498. Storyteller (5:16:54 AM): How is that easy mode?
  499. Storyteller (5:16:59 AM): I want to hear this
  500. Five-Pronged Eye (5:17:20 AM): I just wanted to see if I could anger Ben and Juff
  501. Storyteller (5:17:28 AM): Ahh ok
  502. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:17:28 AM): you cant anger me
  503. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:17:35 AM): i just killed the mother fucking juggernaught
  504. Five-Pronged Eye (5:17:35 AM): Yeah I can.
  505. Five-Pronged Eye (5:17:42 AM): Well, you had help.
  506. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:17:51 AM): it was 1v1
  507. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:17:58 AM): I still don't believe what I saw was legitimate, I didn't see any numbers!
  508. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:18:03 AM): REDO
  509. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:18:10 AM): me and jer were making out hard in ims the whole time
  510. Five-Pronged Eye (5:18:11 AM): Juff buffed you plus he didn't even use his cool sword.
  511. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:18:12 AM): you suckers didnt even know
  512. Five-Pronged Eye (5:18:14 AM): rofl
  513. Five-Pronged Eye (5:18:24 AM): BUT SHELL KNOWS
  514. Five-Pronged Eye (5:18:28 AM): SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE
  515. Storyteller (5:18:29 AM): Juff did boost him by a whole +1
  516. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:18:34 AM): oh
  517. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:18:38 AM): that was definatly it lol
  518. Storyteller (5:19:07 AM): His cool sword is more a traditional reminder that he's the sword grace of the city
  519. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:19:10 AM): That guy was totally not a master of Violet Bier of Sorrows
  520. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:19:25 AM): well
  521. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:19:30 AM): he was a master of throwing boulders
  522. Storyteller (5:19:45 AM): How do you figure?
  523. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:19:45 AM): If that match would have gone even 1 attack longer id of been deeeeead
  524. Storyteller (5:20:16 AM): Non-sids can't get the prayer strips afterall
  525. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:20:48 AM): That Fair Folk was a babyback bitch
  526. Storyteller (5:20:55 AM): Juff also thought its better to pay 30m for 10 attacks using Violet Bier of Sorrow's multiattacks instead of 3m1wp for 11 attacks using Solar Hero's multiattack
  527. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:20:58 AM): im surprised that neither of your chars reacted in any way lol
  528. Indomitable Jade Fish (5:21:04 AM): they were just like END SCENE
  529. Storyteller (5:21:16 AM): Like you could take him, Juff
  530. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:21:20 AM): I said 10m using my hearthstone
  531. Storyteller (5:21:32 AM): It'd be from the final cost man
  532. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:21:44 AM): 27*
  533. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:21:50 AM): 28%
  534. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:21:54 AM): 28*
  535. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:22:15 AM): Hey, I'm just a guy who massages you into a coma
  536. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:22:20 AM): Now I had this one Sid once
  537. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:22:25 AM): Who used to punch Deathlords in half
  538. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:22:44 AM): And I didn't even use Horrific Wreath
  539. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:23:08 AM): anyways I gotta wake up in like 3 and a half hours
  540. Mythsaron Dreaming Mantle (5:23:10 AM): so good night
  541. Storyteller (5:23:18 AM): G'night Juff, thanks for playin!
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