Must come in handy

[22:28]	Salmander	Everyone in Spencer's room roll perception
[22:28]	Tara_Unknown	6df+7 wha?
[22:28]	Glacon	Tara_Unknown: wha?: 9 (6df+7=+, 0, 0, 0, 0, +)
[22:28]	Feierzeit	6df+4 I came here to try and win back bitches.
[22:28]	Glacon	Feierzeit: I came here to try and win back bitches.: 4 (6df+4=-, +, +, -, -, +)
[22:28]	Daedalize	Taggart might see Velia lying facedown on the couch, just flopped there.
[22:28]	Soulless	"...What do you think."
[22:28]	TheRaven	He pokes his head in. "You alright?"
[22:28]	Salmander	Rosalind sees something move underneath his desk. Something big
[22:29]	Pryor	"quite interesting, actually, smells nice,"
[22:29]	Tara_Unknown	"What was that?"
[22:29]	Feierzeit	"I could tell y-what was what?"
[22:29]	Daedalize	She looks up. "'lo. Yeah, I'm fine. Bored out of my skull, but fine."
[22:30]	TheRaven	"Yeah, it's pretty boring around here when it's not completely batshit crazy."
[22:30]	Tara_Unknown	"Something was moving beneath your desk..." she gets up to take a closer look
[22:30]	Soulless	"... Aromatherapy is useful."
[22:30]	Salmander	It's a tan colour
[22:30]	Feierzeit	Spencer also looks. "What..."
[22:30]	Soulless	She kneels to tend to the garden, watering a few saplings that have begun to grow.
[22:30]	Feierzeit	"I don't remember this."
[22:30]	Pryor	"so i've been told,"
[22:30]	Salmander	It shifts again
[22:31]	Pryor	"great stress relief, but what's stressing you?"
[22:31]	Feierzeit	What shape is it? What's its surface look like?
[22:31]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind keeps looking at it. She tries to keep a distance, but also wants to get a good look at it
[22:32]	Salmander	It's surface is seemingly made of scales. It's hard to tell because of the shadow the desk casts.
[22:32]	Tara_Unknown	"Do you think we should poke it, or would that just make it mad?'
[22:32]	Soulless	"..."
[22:32]	Soulless	Stoat doesn't seem to say anything. She offers him a cup of warm tea.
[22:33]	Feierzeit	Spencer motions for Rosalind to stand back, then takes out his radio. <<Security, there's... something large and scaly under the desk in my room. You may want to take a look.>>
[22:33]	Pryor	he takes it graciously "thanks"
[22:33]	Soulless	Stoat perks up. "...Wonder if I should go check it out."
[22:33]	Salmander	The radio from Spencer goes right through to Taggart's walkie
[22:34]	Daedalize	"I keep missing out on all the fun parts. Lounging around the base all day makes me feel unemployed."
[22:34]	Tara_Unknown	"Do you have a flashlight in here?"
[22:34]	TheRaven	<<Large and scaly. Got it. En route.>> He looks over to Veila. "We got a big lizard up under someone's desk, might be interesting. Wanna come check it out?"
[22:34]	TheRaven	He heads towards Spencer's room.
[22:34]	Pryor	"well, what are we waiting for?"
[22:34]	Soulless	"Okay."
[22:34]	Feierzeit	"No... I should get around to getting one, though." Spencer stands back from the desk.
[22:34]	Soulless	Stoat puts down the cup. "Finish the convo later."
[22:35]	Daedalize	"Oh, really?" She hops up and follows, stopping by her room on the way to grab a sword.
[22:35]	Pryor	"sounds like a plan,"
[22:35]	Soulless	She walks out of her room and goes to knock on Spencer's door.
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[22:35]	Feierzeit	Spencer goes over and opens the door. "Desk's in the corner."
[22:35]	TheRaven	He knocks on Spencer's door. "Hear you've got a bit of a pest problem."
[22:35]	Pryor	Joseph follows,
[22:35]	Soulless	Stoat walks and kneels, flashlighting.
[22:35]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind is looking under the desk, keeping a bit of a distance, fascinated
[22:35]	Soulless	What's under the desk?
[22:36]	TheRaven	Taggart keeps his rifle trained on the desk. "Stoat what are you doing..."
[22:36]	Daedalize	Velia waits at the door, ready to cut off any escape attempts.
[22:36]	Feierzeit	Spencer steps aside so they can reach the desk. They might notice that the majority of the room is packed with bookshelves.
[22:36]	Pryor	"let's try not to scare it, who knows what kind of foul substance it could spit, or whatever"
[22:36]	Soulless	"...Getting a better look."
[22:36]	Salmander	Under the desk is
[22:36]	Daedalize	"A lizard, Taggart said?"
[22:36]	Daedalize	Velia cranes her neck to see.
[22:36]	Salmander	A right hand the size of Stoat with giant skin pores to boot FFFFFFFFFF
[22:37]	Salmander	It jumps up at the shining light and runs for the door
[22:37]	Feierzeit	"Something scaly." It's rather crowded in the room now.
[22:37]	Tara_Unknown	"It's tan and scaly, but that doesn't mean it's a lizard"
[22:37]	Salmander	This begins playing: http://youtu.be/gnIsFjO5ExQ?t=12s
[22:37]	Glacon	Salmander: 3rd Rock From The Sun Opening Theme - length 40s - rated 4.93/5.0 (60) - 37433 views - classictvthemes2 on 2009.02.05
[22:37]	Soulless	"...What."
[22:37]	TheRaven	"Well...that's new."
[22:37]	Feierzeit	"The fuck?"
[22:37]	Soulless	Stoat runs to block the hand.
[22:37]	Salmander	Wait, no
[22:37]	Soulless	6df+8 run!
[22:37]	Glacon	Soulless: run!: 8 (6df+8=-, 0, -, 0, +, +)
[22:37]	Pryor	"Fuck me, don't let it grab ye, it'll drag you to the beginning of the dungeon!"
[22:37]	Feierzeit	Spencer just stands back in confusion.
[22:37]	Daedalize	"Is that a hand? That's a hand." Velia moves to intercept with her sword.
[22:37]	Salmander	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ THIS begins playing
[22:38]	Glacon	Salmander: -Yakety Sax- Music - length 4m 33s - rated 4.95/5.0 (12230) - 1969550 views - calebhudnall on 2007.12.05
[22:38]	TheRaven	Taggart looks at it, not entirely sure what to be doing.
[22:38]	Salmander	It leaps over Stoat's back as she lunges for it, then using an index finger does a back flip off of Velia's head and jumps out the door
[22:38]	Pryor	6df+5 grapple
[22:38]	Glacon	Pryor: grapple: 1 (6df+5=-, -, -, -, -, +)
[22:39]	Soulless	<<We have a giant hand on the loose!>>
[22:39]	TheRaven	"Right. Well. Let's go." He takes off after it.
[22:39]	Tara_Unknown	"Well, we haven't gotten a new body part of a while, and now Thing shows up"
[22:39]	Salmander	Pryor jumps into the doorframe and hurts his nose
[22:39]	Daedalize	Velia flails at it as it gets on her head, then whirls and gives chase.
[22:39]	Pryor	"I meant to do that"
[22:39]	Soulless	Stoat also gives chase.
[22:39]	Salmander	It skitters off down the hall
[22:39]	Feierzeit	"...I think they've got this covered. Do you want to keep talking?"
[22:39]	Pryor	joseph gets up, wipes the blood away, and gives chase
[22:40]	Salmander	<<Copy. pursue.>>
[22:40]	Soulless	Stoat runs after it like her pants are on fire!
[22:40]	Salmander	It runs into an unused room on the left
[22:40]	Tara_Unknown	"Yeah...we have a lot to talk about." She's looking down the hallway where everyone is chasing the hand
[22:40]	Soulless	Stoat runs into the room, looking around for it.
[22:40]	TheRaven	Taggart raises a hand and gestures for everyone to wait.
[22:40]	Feierzeit	Spencer nods and closes the door, then sits back on the bed.
[22:40]	Pryor	joseph halts
[22:40]	Soulless	REDACT, she waits.
[22:40]	Soulless	"..."
[22:41]	Daedalize	Velia skids to a halt at the door to the room, looking about inside.
[22:41]	TheRaven	"I think we've got it cornered. Let's do this right." He looks in through the doorway. Any sign of it?
[22:41]	Salmander	Just a chandelier, and a table with some chairs off to the side
[22:41]	Tara_Unknown	"Where were we before we were interrupted by Thing?"
[22:41]	Salmander	A fancy new Smart board and projector are on one wall
[22:41]	Soulless	Stoat shines her flashlight about.
[22:41]	Daedalize	Is it visible, or hidden from sight?
[22:41]	TheRaven	"Well, this doesn't look at all like something out of a horror movie."
[22:42]	Feierzeit	"Hm..." Spencer pauses.
[22:42]	Salmander	It is not visible
[22:42]	TheRaven	"Spread out and sweep." He steps in, looking around in all directions.
[22:42]	Pryor	6df+5 perception
[22:42]	Glacon	Pryor: perception: 3 (6df+5=-, -, +, 0, -, 0)
[22:42]	Salmander	Pryor can't see it
[22:42]	Feierzeit	"Right." He clears his throat. "I still love you too, and it was shitty of me to do that. I could tell you over and over that it will never happen again, but that wouldn't mean anything." He pauses. "I'm going to show you that you can trust me, instead. I'm going to talk to Dr. Rosenthal, the psychologist, and go to therapy."
[22:43]	Feierzeit	"I want to make sure that whatever made me want to do that is gone, or at the /very/ least resolved. He's also agreed to put a note in my file restricting my alcohol intake."
[22:43]	Soulless	6df+12 Tagging Specialized, Stoat looks around.
[22:43]	Glacon	Soulless: Tagging Specialized, Stoat looks around.: 14 (6df+12=0, +, +, +, -, 0)
[22:43]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind nods. "That's a good step"
[22:43]	Salmander	Stoat, you see it hiding in the chandelier
[22:44]	Daedalize	Velia closes the door behind them and stands guard.
[22:44]	Daedalize	"Anyone see it?"
[22:45]	Feierzeit	"I don't think it's enough, though. You deserve more than a promise to go to therapy." He swallows. "I need to know if there is anything that I can do to prove to you that you can trust me, anything at all."
[22:45]	Soulless	"Chandelier."
[22:45]	Soulless	"...Hello... Hand. We're not going to hurt you."
[22:46]	Pryor	"anyone know sign language?"
[22:46]	TheRaven	Taggart swivels his rifle up, looking at the chandelier. "You mind coming down from there?"
[22:46]	Pryor	"could that even..."
[22:46]	Daedalize	Velia stares up, watching it. "Can it hear us? I guess it can do charades, but..."
[22:47]	Pryor	"so these body parts have been appearing all over site?"
[22:47]	TheRaven	"If it's related to the rest of the organs, it can hear fine."
[22:47]	Salmander	It climbs down and hangs from the bottom of the chandelier, swinging slightly back and forth
[22:47]	Tara_Unknown	"I will have to think on that a little more. But, for now, I think we need to take a short break. We'll still be friends, I'm not going to top talking to you, but I need to see how well we can work without us sleeping together for a little while"
[22:47]	Daedalize	"Oh, right. There's more of these. Can they talk to it for us? One of them is a telepath, right?"
[22:48]	Pryor	"oh? i'm just trying to calculate the risk of me waking up to a massive pair of bollocks on me pillow
[22:48]	Pryor	"
[22:48]	Feierzeit	Spencer nods, then gives her a hug. "That will work wonderfully. Thank you, Rosalind. You are so much more patient than I deserve."
[22:49]	TheRaven	"Hey, Brain, this hand one of yours?"
[22:49]	Soulless	"We're not going to hurt you. If you can understand us, twitch your pinky."
[22:49]	Tara_Unknown	"I told you, I love you and I want to trust you, but don't fuck up this second chance"
[22:49]	Feierzeit	"I won't."
[22:50]	Salmander	~I dunno.~
[22:50]	Salmander	It twitches its pinky, then begins to swing faster
[22:50]	Feierzeit	Spencer releases her from the hug. "So... what do we do now? I could play some music, I guess..." He seems awkward now, whereas he was confident up to that point.
[22:50]	TheRaven	"Alright, so it understands us. That's a step in the right direction."
[22:50]	Tara_Unknown	"Well, I'll see you later. I'm waiting for a response on a request I've made to Research"
[22:50]	Soulless	"Alright. Please twitch your pinky for yes, thumb for no. Do you understand?"
[22:51]	Feierzeit	"All right. I'll see you later too."
[22:52]	Daedalize	"Hello hand. Lizard hand, I suppose. Think it's cold-blooded?"
[22:52]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind heads out of Spencer's room and goes to see what is happening with her request to work on Lisa
[22:52]	Salmander	Velia roll pdef
[22:52]	Feierzeit	When she leaves, Spencer gives a slight smile, contented. Better than he was expecting. He turns off the lights, and drifts off to sleep.
[22:53]	Daedalize	6df+4 Hand y u haet me ;-;
[22:53]	Salmander	Spencer's room si magically teleported to #redpool
[22:53]	Glacon	Daedalize: Hand y u haet me ;-;: 1 (6df+4=-, -, -, 0, +, -)
[22:53]	Salmander	Using the momentum of the chandelier, the hand flies at and tackles Velia to the ground, then punches itself out of the door and skitters away
[22:53]	Soulless	Stoat runs after the hand!
[22:54]	TheRaven	Taggart offers Veila a hand. "You alright?"
[22:54]	Salmander	It's disappeared behind the stairwell. You don't know if it went up or down.
[22:54]	Soulless	"Brain, can you tell where this thing is?"
[22:55]	Daedalize	"Oh shi- oof!" Velia falls over, then rolls to her feet and accepts Taggart's hand up. "Yeah, I'm-ow-fine. Let's get that thing."
[22:55]	Salmander	~Oh it's having a grand chat with me in research~
[22:55]	Pryor	"to research!"
[22:56]	TheRaven	He heads for Research.
[22:56]	Daedalize	"Oh, you're the telepath? Hello telepath." Velia follows Taggart and Joseph.
[22:56]	Pryor	Joseph heads to research, and procures some animal restraints
[22:57]	Salmander	The doors to research burst open
[22:57]	TheRaven	"Aye, that's Brain. If you hear a voice in your head, there's a 1 in 3 chance it's him. If he's bein' a dick that comes up to about 80%."
[22:57]	Salmander	And walking out is Brain, his brain stem looped around the hand's wrist. The hand is walking on all it digits towards the group.
[22:58]	TheRaven	"Knock that off!"
[22:58]	Pryor	"these won't be necessary," joseph says, throwing them to the side, never to be spoken of again
[22:58]	Salmander	~Hey guys, guess who has a new ride.~
[22:58]	Daedalize	"Ah, so he's not well-liked? Oh, speak of the devil... that's not generally how the body parts go together."
[22:59]	TheRaven	"Oh sweet jesus. This should be great fun."
[22:59]	Salmander	He walks around poking Taggart with a pinky
[23:00]	TheRaven	"How about we just follow the bouncing brain and see how this turns out?"
[23:01]	Soulless	"...Congradulations?"
[23:01]	Daedalize	"Uh, brain, is it safe for you to be out and about? Not that I have much experience with such matters, but I understand brains are squishy and fragile."
[23:01]	TheRaven	"Eh, we found 'im lurking in a storage closet. This can't do much harm."
[23:01]	Salmander	~Yes. easier than the breast stroke.~
[23:01]	Salmander	~Hehe, see what I did there.~
[23:02]	Soulless	"Hello Hand."
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[23:07]	Salmander	~Ok, well I'm gonna go hang with the monkeys.~
[23:08]	TheRaven	<<Uh...Taggart to control, would letting Brain roam free be a problem?>>
[23:09]	Salmander	<<Eh, whatevs, we'll see what happens.>> Must be Ahbed in control.
[23:09]	TheRaven	<<Good enough.>>
[23:09]	TheRaven	"Alright, let's just keep an eye on this for a little while."
[23:10]	Soulless	"...I'm going back to my room. Let me know if you need anything."