#Floorp2 - Memo 1

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TG: flurp durpy doo
TG: nihao i know youre out there
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TG: lurking
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Anonymous [??] is now alabastorArchfiend [AA].
TG: oh hey check it out its another freakin poby
TG: ur not going to sell us apples are you
AA: goddamnit
AA: if i toggle this dumb idle button
AA: will you leave us alone
AA: please
TG: i think its workin nero she hasnt said a WORD yet
??: whoooa how do i even do a thing on this
AA: its like magic
TG: look below u gamzee
??: hell yes it is
AA: i should do this more often
TG: see all those buttons
TG: click em
??: yeah i do girl
TG: but not like
TG: the one that says dmsconnect
Anonymous [??] is now tenaciouslyCrunknasty [**].
TG: awesome youve got this!
**: (o:
AA: gamz i know youre probably higher than a kite right now
AA: an i hate to tell you this
AA: but thats no red
tenaciouslyCrunknasty [**] is now tenaciouslyCrunknasty [TC].
TG: on that part where it has the ** you can replace it w/ TC if u just erase it and type in
TG: oh
TG: n/m
AA: our lil bro is growin up
colorfulAviator [CA] is now ciderCultivator [CC].
AA: brings a tear to my eye
TC: all intutive and shit
AA: sniff sniff
AA: oh fuck
TC: just gotta click
CC: How y'all doin' this here evenin'--
AA: howd you get here
AA: i didnt even invite you
AA: begone foul beast
AA: fore i kick your furry ass
TC: aw little bro ain't no reason to do a thing like that
CC: Aw shoot, don't be like that now. See? Yer friend here's got th'right idea!
TC: HaHaHa lOoK WhAt i cAn mAkE ThIs sHiT Up aNd dO
CC: No reason t'be cold or nothi--
AA: my eyes
CC: Wh
TC: WhOoOoOoOoO
TG: whoaaaaa you got the craaaaaaazy text gam
TC: HeEeEeLlL YeEeEeSsSs
AA: its like im lookin into the abyss
TG: dont let anybody stop u from shiftin those caps around like a madman
AA: an it looks back
TC: ThE AbYsS SaYs hEy y'aLl
AA: sup
TC: AiN'T NoThIn mUcH GoIn oN WiTh tHe aBySs
TC: DaMn aLl tHiS MiRaClE LeTtErMaGiC Is tHe sHiT
AA: still bein an eternally bleak hole of pain an loneliness huh
AA: thats cool
TC: JuSt tYpIn oUt wHaT Im tHiNkIn aNd iT JuSt gOeS OuT To aLl yOu mOtHeRfUcKeRs wHeReVeR YoUrE At
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TC: TeChNoLoGy, MaN
TC: TeChNoLoGy
AA: fuck this internet connection
TG: the internet is the miarlicious information center that keeps us together
AA: next time it blacks out
TC: InFoRmAtIoN SuPeRhIgHwAy
AA: im punchin the old man straight in the jaw
TC: Aw bRo dOnT BuSt a cAp iN ThE InTeRnEt
AA: maybe if i wave the laptop in his face hell realize what a piece of shit it is
AA: ...
AA: nah
AA: id never bust a cap on the internet though
AA: where else would i get tumblr
AA: -where-
TG: no one else would reblog all those bball stats & auto pics
AA: no one, thats who. an the world would get just a lil bit sadder.
AA: an colder.
TC: I AiNt uNdErStAnD A DaMn tHiNg yAlL MoThErFuCkErS ArE SaYiNg
AA: youve never heard of tumblr
AA: man you must be new here
TC: PrEtTy mUcH
TC: ThIs aInT EvEn mY CoMpUtEr
AA: dont tell me you looted it
AA: gamz youre better than that
AA: look at your life, look at your choices.
TC: NaW MaN I BoRrOwEd iT
TG: whose compy are u using gamez?
TC: KaRbRoS
TG: aaaaahh
TC: My mAiN MaN CrAbShAcK AlWaYs lEaVeS HiS ShIt uNaTtEnDeD
TC: He aInT MiNd iF I UsE It nOnE
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TC: I AiNt eVeN MoVeD It iM JuSt sItTiN HeRe wHiLe hE GeTs hIs nAp oN
AA: isnt he the guy that screams a lot
AA: over
AA: like
AA: romcoms
TC: He jUsT GoT A LoUd vOiCe iS AlL
TC: He aInT HeLp iT
AA: someone should teach him a thing or two bout inside voices
TC: HeS GoT OnE, yO, hE JuSt aInT UsE It mUcH
TC: ItS ReAl iMpOrTaNt tO HiM To gEt hEaRd, KnOw wHaT Im sAyIn
AA: doesnt get a lot of attention on the homefront, huh
TC: NaW ThAt aInT It
TC: JuSt lIkE
TC: I DuNnO
TC: HeS AfRaId sOmEoNe wIlL MiSs sOmEtHiNg iMpOrTaNt aNd iTlL Be hIs fAuLt oR SoMeThInG
TC: MoThErFuCkEr tAkEs oN A LoT Of rEsPoNsIbIlItY FoR ShIt
AA: sounds like someone should take some of the burden off his shoulders
AA: heard thats bad for the back
TG: maybe all he needs is a managearial backrub
AA: someone take him out to the spa
AA: make that girl the prettiest girl at the ball
TG: take him to the sauna and make him sweat all of taht built up stress off
TC: MaN I Do wHaT I CaN FoR ThE BrOtHeR
TG: kanama will asisst w/ the ballgown
TC: AiNt gOt nO MoNeY FoR No mAnI/PeDi bUt i cAn gIvE A MeAn mOtHeRfUcKiN' bAcKrUb
AA: put the cucumbers on his eyes
AA: i dunno what they do, but hell they must be important
TC: ThEy aRe cLeArLy fOr tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOmEdIc aFfEcT My mAn
TC: Or mAyBe tHeY MaKe yOuR EyEs sMeLl gOoD
TC: Or lIkE YoUrE SuPpOsEd tO EaT Em
AA: cause damn, relaxin is hard work
AA: all this layin around has worked up my appetite
TG: put those cukes in a salad my man
AA: maybe you could send him to a ghetto spa
AA: just toss him a puddle of mud
AA: tell him it exfoliates his skin
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AA: whatever that means
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TC: I WiLl tRy tHoSe iDeAs yOu sAiD ThAt aRe nOt sToNe cOlD ReTaRdEd
AA: us? stone cold retarded?
AA: get the hell out
AA: were smarter than fuckin mensa
AA: genius club, right here
TG: ive got a phd in ectobibology
TG: lets see mensa try to top TAHT
AA: pretend i dont know what that is
AA: humor me
TG: ok so basicallly
TC: ThAt iS BaSiCaLlY HoW I Am aBoUt mOsT Of tHe sHiT YaLl mOtHeRfUcKeRs tAlK AbOuT
TG: you have this machine that lets u appearify ppl thru time & space
TG: but it hardly ever works b/c PIME TARADOX
TC: AlSo eVeN ThE SmArTeSt bRoThErS AnD SiStErS HaVe a sTuPiD ThOuGhT RuN Up oN Em sOmEtImEs
TG: true dat
TG: so anyway all u end up w/ is this mushy pile of ectogoo based after whoever you were trying to time warp
AA: question - why is it mushy goo
AA: why doesnt it turn into
AA: like
AA: cthulu
AA: what a let down
TC: We aLl gOo oN ThE InSiDe bRoThEr
TG: b/c youre not trying to appearify chthlulu dunkass
TG: and also what gamz said
TG: the thing w/ ectogoo is that you can still get ppls DNA from it
TG: from that point its really up to you
TG: mix & match? straightup clone copy??
TG: THE CHIOCE IS YORURS
AA: so basically
AA: what youre tellin me is that youre a mad scientist off her rocker
AA: good to know
TG: if i were some granny that had to use a rocker then ys
TC: We aLl mAd sCiEnTiStS ToO, iF MiXiN DnA To mAkE A NeW MoThErFuCkErS MaD ScIeNcE
TG: i am like the crazy cat lady of scitentists
TC: JuSt i gUeSs tHe sIsTeR Is dOiN It aLl iNtEnTiOnAl
AA: ive bet youve already made a thousand brad pitt clones
AA: gamz has a point. were all mad sexologists on the inside.
AA: some more than others.
TG: isnt that a thing u let on the outside
TG: ;) ;0 '9
TC: MaD SeXoLoGiStS
TC: GoDdAmN ThAt iS A GoOd nAmE FoR A ThInG
AA: the mad sexologists.
AA: probably some crazy indie band
AA: theyve gotta be out there, i just know it
AA: http://io9.com/343569/mad-sexology-meets-disembodied-brain-in-the-curious-dr-humpp or maybe its just a creepy indie flick
AA: close enough
TG: dr humpp srrnnnnnnnnnnkhkk
TC: Oh mY GoD
AA: brains that feed on sex cells
AA: seems legit
TC: MaD SeXoLoGiStS
TC: FeAt. DoCtOr hUmPp
AA: if this band doesnt exist in the next year or so
AA: im gonna be so disappointed
TC: HiT SiNgLe
TC: SeX CeLlS
TC: GeT It
TC: :oD
AA: itll go straight to number on
AA: jesus christ
AA: would you hear that thunder
AA: were not supposed to get thunder, damnit. were supposed to get nonstop snow, day in day out.
TC: ItS StIlL LiKe 70 DeGrEeS DoWn hErE
TC: SuPpOsEd tO GeT MaD HaIl lAtEr tHoUgH
AA: one time we got hail so bad, it broke through some dudes car
AA: scarred for me life, man
TC: WeRe yOu iN ThAt cAr
AA: hell no
AA: id be deader than a doornail
AA: but i saw the aftermath
TC: WaS It a rEaL NiCe cAr oR SoMeShIt
AA: shit scared me so bad, i went straight for home.
AA: it was a bmw, i think.
TC: Oh dAmN, tHaT BaD?
AA: you didnt see that hail, man.
AA: easily the size of baseballs
TC: WaS ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKe a bAsKeTbAlL
TC: ShIt tHaTs jUsT As bAd
AA: only homerun i didnt want no part in
TC: YoUd bE HiTtIn tHaT MoThErFuCkIn hOmErUn wItH YoUr fAcE HoMiE
TC: HeLl nAw
AA: goddamn, its like a thunderclap every second
AA: if i lose power
AA: tell dave
AA: that i
AA: always thought he was a sperglord
TC: I SuRe wIlL TeLl tHe bRoThEr wHaTeVeR ThE FuCk tHaT Is
AA: hell understand, im sure
TC: (o:
TC: StOrM BrEwIn oVeR HeRe tOo
TC: I ThInK KaRbRoS WaKiN Up
AA: where does he live, anyway
TC: HaHaHa wHaT ThE FuCk iS ToNy dOiNg
TC: Oh sHiT, i gOt tO Go bRoThEr
TC: CaTcH YaLl lAtEr
AA: wait
TG: l9r gamzy
AA: later, man
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AA: fights probably brewin over there
AA: they need his messianic touch
TG: gamzee is the sole voice of pease & reacon in this crazy f'd up world
AA: he must be the reincarnation of the holy ghost
AA: gamzee christ
TG: superstar
TG: i would pay top boobdollar to see that on stage
TG: *oon
TG: andsrew loyd webber will be put to shame
AA: hell skate around the stage in his fly wheels, singin bout peace an love
AA: an
AA: weed
AA: mostly weed
TG: featuring snoonp dogg as all of the apostles
AA: theyre all snoop dogg too
AA: or maybe theyre all icp
AA: i cant believe he never heard of em
AA: just look at his make up, it's juggarific
TG: gamzee never haerd of the icp
TG: youre kidding me right
AA: i mentioned them once
AA: he didnt have a clue who i was talkin about
AA: not a single one
TG: damn uve got to be pullin my tail here
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TG: either he srsly doesnt know or he was just as high as mt f'n everest
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AA: man, i wonder about him sometimes.
TG: either he srsly doesnt know or he was just as high as mt f'n everest
AA: when i told him about
TG: impossible to tell rlly
AA: like
AA: skyrim
AA: he couldnt believe that a video game could have 3d graphics
TG: omg are u sure hes not secretly from the 80s
AA: either that, or hes so high hes impressed by things like
AA: his nose
AA: you come from some alternate bad future
TG: yup
TG: asuming the batterwitch isnt in the midsts of whereverer you r right now
AA: so its not entirely out of left field
AA: thanks to you, ill never buy another fruit by the foot again
AA: you never know, man. you never know.
TG: your weclome
TG: i know it might seem completely ridic by your standurds
TG: but trust me it was no laffing matter in mine
AA: didnt sound like one, trust me.
AA: except maybe the part where shaggy 2 dope an violent j become co-presidents in chief.
AA: im sorry man
AA: i was laughin on the inside
TG: hey that shit is HISTOSTRY man the president had nightmares about it
TG: like whats his name again
TG: gorge wosingtun
TG: something like that
AA: close enough
AA: he chopped down a cherry tree an never told a lie
AA: probably both bullshit but
AA: what can you do
TG: i dunno i guess it really is all ancient history now
TG: but that doesnt mean that shes given up so easiely
TG: if anything its going to be just as hard now as it was in econg
TG: and i wont have u guys to back me up :(
AA: ill be there in e-spirit
AA: silent support
AA: ill tell all my friends to hold a vigil for a girl i met in a video game
CC: Y'know what y'need t'back y'all up?
TG: lollz they are going to say--
TG: oh come ON
TG: who even gave u the link to this memmo
AA: did your hack your way into here
AA: cant you take no for an answer, lady
CC: Apples. Apples're what y'need. And I don't even own an' axe, thank y'kindly.
TG: urggghhh in a whole nother universe i cant escape ur bzness offers
AA: do you know how sad this is
AA: im talkin to a cartoon character
AA: who im afraid is going to bang down my door any second now
CC: What? It makes y'real tough like an'--
TG: a cartoon charakter and a girl from a vidreo game
TG: a cartoon character and a girl from a vidreo game
AA: and offer my dad a sweet deal on a brand spankin new applesword
TG: nero when did ur life go wrong
CC: An' I wouldn't dream've that. Got my integrity'nd all, y'know.
AA: welcome to my life
AA: i think it all started when i was two
CC: Also, yer dad was one've th'best customers I've had.
CC: Almost bought me out've business, y'know.
AA: when i told the monsters under my bed they could fuck off
CC: He knows what's right.
AA: there, right there, is when my life started to fuck up.
AA: (lllllag)
AA: ("when i told the monsters under my bed they could fuck off")
AA: (pretend that was there)
TG: man that dude sure loves his appels
AA: (somewhere)
AA: there, right there, is when my life started to fuck up. this is their revenge, im sure of it.
AA: ...are you serious, is that was what he was up to.
AA: i fight sea monsters and dracoliches
AA: he buys his weight in apples
CC: Darn tootin'! Probably wouldn't've even been able t'stay in business if it weren't fer him.
CC: Could y'imagine?
AA: you do know he was probably just tryin to replace his caffeine addiction
AA: which he took up to replace his alcohol addiction
AA: enabler.
CC: Nah, he bought a lot've cider too now. Drunk all day'nd night 'till he couldn't drink no more!
AA: uggggh
AA: daaaaaad
CC: Why, one night I could've sworn he camped right out've ol' Scottie's place.
CC: Well
AA: this is not how you cope
AA: i know it happened a year ago but
AA: still
AA: im disappoint
CC: It was less so campin' as it was layin' on th'front door step.
CC: Sprawlin', even.
AA: that explains why he had such a hard time when we got back
AA: went back to aa too
AA: ...and then immediately dropped out off
CC: AA ain't nothin' but a load've hooey. Keeps some've my darndest customers away like I got th'plague're somethin'!
CC: Like y'all.
AA: have you heard the things they say
AA: 'im a complete an total wreck, i could -never- live a life without aa'
AA: im sorry but
AA: if some cult is the only thing keepin you alive
AA: maybe you should rethink your life
CC: Someponies'll believe anythin' if they're up'nd desperate 'nuff, y'know.
CC: Also, apples.
CC: Y'should buy some.
AA: lady
AA: explain to me how i could buy apples over the internet
AA: cause i just cant wrap my head round that concept
AA: enlighten me
CC: Y'ever heard of this newfangled doodadamajig called
CC: 'The Ebay'
AA: so you expect me to buy apples over the internet
CC: Granted, I'd probably have t', like.
CC: Send y'the whole darn tree 'less yer lookin' fer a rotten heap.
AA: which youre gonna send to me, god knows how, from your magical cartoon land
CC: Wanna buy a tree.
AA: i live in the city
AA: everythin dies here
CC: That ain't a no.
AA: except the saddest and most scrubbiest of bushes
CC: Y'know what,
CC: I'll just send over th'tree right now'nd put it on yer tab.
CC: Yer welcome. uvu
AA: what tab
AA: im fourteen
AA: fourteen, you dumbass
CC: Well,
CC: Now'd be a great time t'start one!
AA: i dont want to be in debt by the ripe old age of sixteen
CC: Nero there ain't no goin' back now I already sent y'the tree.
CC: (Through this newfangled thing called)
CC: (The Farm ville)
AA: i dont even play farmville
CC: I fully expect m'payment real soon.
AA: do i look like casual gamer to you
AA: jesus christ, i wish there were to strangle people over the internet
CC: I
CC: Mmmmight're might not've
CC: Gotten y'Farmville possibly
CC: An' one've Th'Facebooks
CC: Th'internet's a mighty strange place sugarcube
AA: how do you even work the keys
AA: i dont see any fingers on those hooves
CC: Very, very carefully.
AA: fascinatin
AA: now if you excuse me, i have a shitty casual game to play
AA: cause anythins better than talkin to you
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CC: Rude--
TG: ...
TG: OLLEIS OUKTIE
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