AngerFist Guide

Owning a KnuckleHead, now with TWICE theJUICE! : A    Guide by AngerFist

Greetings from Sweden!! If you are reading this, you must also feel the URGE to protect the HONOR, INTEGRITY, and BRAVENESS of TASvideos. Or you are Swordless, whose only goal in reading this would be to look into the insights of my mind, so that you can use this information to mess with the INTEGRITY of TASvideos.

Chapter 1:
Identifying the Knucklehead

Here is the Big 5 questions to ask yourself when reading the logs of every post on TASvideos:
1) Does this person not LOVE TASvideos?
2) Is this person not BRAVE enough to defend TASvideos?
3) Can you FEEL this person's motives to stir up       DRAMA on TASvideos?
4) Does this person disagree with what you are saying?
5) ASL?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, the person you are dealing with, is in fact, a KNUCKLEHEAD.

Chapter 2:
How to Deal with Knuckleheads

Now that you know you are dealing with a Knucklehead, you are dealing with a Knucklehead.

Chapter 3:
What to Say to Knuckleheads

Here at TASvideos, we have a strong adherence to abide by all of the rules created in 2004. To honor this, I have a movie poster of Juno on my bedroom wall. The rules clearly state that you should not inflict insults onto others. But when dealing with a knucklehead, there has to be a way around this! With my infamous Juice Helping Strategy, you can deliver juice with no risk of harming TASvideos' integrity.

Chapter 4:
The Juice Helping Strategy

There are 3 simple steps to owning someone with juice (5%, from concentrate).

Step 1: Wait patiently for the knucklehead to say something with your name in it.

Step 2: Since they are a knucklehead, it follows that if they mention your name, they are insulting your very WELL-BEING (Q.E.D). It is now safe to give them a helping of juice.

Step 3: Literally grab a glass of juice and message them back with a creative insult (feel free to take your time coming up with one. My personal bests average at around 5 minutes), then take a swig of your juice and say "You just got served, with TWICE the juice!" Then feel free to type that as well.

Chapter 5:
Improving Your Juice Deliverance

Need help delivering the juice to fell your opponent? Here is a list of insults I use that has never failed me:
1) KNUCKLEHEAD
2) IDIOT
3) ANIMAL

I'm in the process of thinking of more, but this is all I've had for the past 8 years.

Chapter 6:
Using Logic in your Juice

In Sweden, logical fallacies receive widespread use, and therefore by ad populum, they hold to be true! When arguing, be sure to throw some of the following methods in to make your arguments stronger.
1) Strawmanning the ad hominem:
A personal favorite of mine, this is where you claim your knucklehead to say, then ask the audience (using one of your 3 lifelines) whether or not you would agree with it, if this person did ABHORRENT things in their lives. Imagine, for instance, that this person KILLED PUPPIES; you wouldn't just agree with what they said unless you supported killing puppies! In which case, you are a KNUCKLEHEAD *takes swig of juice*
2) Refer to "A Guide to Debating and Masturbating" by Horror for a complete look into how to debate (and masturbate).