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  1. [21:11:39] <&Pocket> gnight harsha bro!
  2. [21:11:54] <@locopoke> he left
  3. [21:11:57] <@locopoke> a minute ago
  4. [21:12:40] <&JabbaTheGriffin> night harsha
  5. [21:12:48] <&Pocket> dgfs
  6. 09[21:12:55] * locopoke changes topic to 'good night harsha! - Pocket'
  7. [21:12:57] <&Pocket> harsha heard me i'm sure
  8. 09[21:13:17] * Pocket changes topic to 'good night harsha bro! - Pocket'
  9. [21:14:34] <@locopoke> good night aldaron
  10. [21:47:59] <&Pocket> http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4516941&postcount=330
  11. [21:48:07] <&Pocket> ugh what is this guy shitting?
  12. [21:54:07] <&JabbaTheGriffin> uh pocket
  13. [21:54:09] <&JabbaTheGriffin> So Tornadus-T just took LO recoil for a piss-weak U-turn
  14. [21:54:11] <&JabbaTheGriffin> whoops
  15. [21:54:17] <&JabbaTheGriffin> t-t using u-turn doesn't lose health
  16. [21:54:19] <&JabbaTheGriffin> cause of regen
  17. [21:55:02] <&Pocket> 10% - 33%
  18. [21:55:08] <&Pocket> you still lost 10% health
  19. [21:55:18] <&Pocket> and then regained 33% health back
  20. [21:55:23] <&Pocket> but you still lost 10% health
  21. [21:55:29] <&JabbaTheGriffin> that's fucking stupid
  22. [21:55:37] <&Pocket> um not it isnt'
  23. [21:55:44] <&Pocket> if you no ur math you would know
  24. [21:55:44] <&JabbaTheGriffin> you're being a facetious idiot
  25. [21:55:47] <&Pocket> no u
  26. [21:55:55] <&Pocket> *know
  27. [21:56:00] <&Pocket> oh wow my grammar
  28. [21:56:00] <&JabbaTheGriffin> losing health that you immediately gain back is not a big deal
  29. [21:56:02] <&JabbaTheGriffin> don't post like it is
  30. [21:56:10] <&Pocket> um wait
  31. [21:56:26] <&Pocket> so torn-t loses 25% health from sr
  32. [21:56:40] <&Pocket> and then u-turns out just to lose another 10%?
  33. [21:56:40] <&JabbaTheGriffin> so if you use u-turn instead of hurricane you lose a net 2%
  34. [21:56:43] <&JabbaTheGriffin> not the end of the world
  35. [21:56:50] <&JabbaTheGriffin> dude
  36. [21:56:52] <&JabbaTheGriffin> do you like
  37. [21:56:55] <&JabbaTheGriffin> not realize regen heals you
  38. [21:56:59] <&JabbaTheGriffin> or are you on some sort of drug
  39. [21:57:13] <&Pocket> um
  40. [21:57:13] <&JabbaTheGriffin> you're acting like after sr and u-turn you'll be down to 65% health
  41. [21:57:15] <&Pocket> you said urself
  42. [21:57:20] <&JabbaTheGriffin> then come back in on sr and be at 40%
  43. [21:57:20] <&Pocket> loss of 2% health
  44. [21:57:27] <&JabbaTheGriffin> okay net 2% loss
  45. [21:57:28] <&Pocket> where is this regeneration happening???
  46. [21:57:34] <&JabbaTheGriffin> when you u-turn....
  47. [21:57:41] <&Pocket> yea, but a Net LOSS
  48. [21:57:46] <&JabbaTheGriffin> of 2%
  49. [21:57:46] <&Pocket> you're not healing
  50. [21:57:54] <&Pocket> so you don't spam hurricane
  51. [21:58:00] <&Pocket> but instead spam piss-weak u-turn
  52. [21:58:03] <&Pocket> lol
  53. [21:58:04] <&JabbaTheGriffin> okay if you u-turn you lose a net 2%
  54. [21:58:14] <&JabbaTheGriffin> which gives you momentum
  55. [21:58:21] <&Pocket> not if the opponent doesn't switch
  56. [21:58:22] <&JabbaTheGriffin> man pocket you have just been consistently wrong lately
  57. [21:58:23] <&Pocket> lol
  58. [21:58:24] <&JabbaTheGriffin> first gene
  59. [21:58:25] <&JabbaTheGriffin> now torn-t
  60. [21:58:32] <&JabbaTheGriffin> well that's where it's a 50/50 isn't it
  61. [21:58:35] <&JabbaTheGriffin> lol
  62. [21:58:36] <&Pocket> yes
  63. [21:58:42] <&Pocket> 50/50 means broken?
  64. [21:58:46] <&Pocket> for you apparently it is
  65. [21:58:48] <&JabbaTheGriffin> so torn-t can get into 50/50s
  66. [21:58:49] <&JabbaTheGriffin> aowiejfo;iawejf;oaiwefj
  67. [21:58:53] <&JabbaTheGriffin> god this is why no one takes you seriously
  68. [21:59:02] <&Pocket> oh ok
  69. [21:59:07] <&Pocket> so you actually think torn-t is broken?
  70. [21:59:10] <&JabbaTheGriffin> yes
  71. [21:59:10] <&Pocket> :0
  72. [21:59:15] <&Pocket> lol
  73. [21:59:18] <&JabbaTheGriffin> not because of 50/50s that it MIGHT get into
  74. [21:59:21] <&JabbaTheGriffin> and you don't? lol
  75. [21:59:25] <&JabbaTheGriffin> gene all over again
  76. [21:59:26] <&Pocket> last time you said keldeo was broken
  77. [21:59:27] <&JabbaTheGriffin> you just being wrong
  78. [21:59:31] <&JabbaTheGriffin> both are...
  79. [21:59:42] <&Pocket> refute my points
  80. [21:59:49] <&Pocket> and then maybe i'll take you seriously
  81. [21:59:49] <&JabbaTheGriffin> you don't have any
  82. [21:59:53] <&JabbaTheGriffin> or you haven't made any to me
  83. [22:00:18] <&JabbaTheGriffin> i was just pointing out that saying he takes 10% from u-turn is just ignoring the situational facts
  84. [22:00:21] <&JabbaTheGriffin> which you so often like to do
  85. [22:00:31] <&Pocket> http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4516738&postcount=306
  86. [22:01:15] <&JabbaTheGriffin> well you're underplaying regen a ton
  87. [22:01:35] <&JabbaTheGriffin> it's not about being harder to kill, it's about sticking around a lot longer than it has any business doing
  88. [22:01:46] <&JabbaTheGriffin> ie if tornadus-i is lo and comes in and uses an attack it's down to 65%
  89. [22:01:54] <&JabbaTheGriffin> if it now has to switch out, it comes back in with 40%
  90. [22:01:56] <&Pocket> that's why it's in uu
  91. [22:02:27] <&Pocket> sr & lo recoil pretty much offset any healing that regeneration does
  92. [22:02:32] <&JabbaTheGriffin> it also goes into the next point
  93. [22:02:36] <&JabbaTheGriffin> but not really
  94. [22:02:41] <&Pocket> but yes really
  95. [22:02:42] <&Pocket> -_-
  96. [22:02:44] <&Pocket> can you do math?
  97. [22:02:45] <&JabbaTheGriffin> but no really lol
  98. [22:02:49] <&JabbaTheGriffin> can you?
  99. [22:02:52] <&Pocket> yes
  100. [22:02:53] <&JabbaTheGriffin> it sticks around all game
  101. [22:02:55] <&JabbaTheGriffin> when it shouldn't
  102. [22:03:00] <&JabbaTheGriffin> how is that not a simple fact
  103. [22:03:06] <&JabbaTheGriffin> is your brain too small to comprehend that?
  104. [22:03:10] <&Pocket> except that's not a fact lol
  105. [22:03:15] <&JabbaTheGriffin> if so i'll just once again ignore your points
  106. [22:03:18] <&Pocket> it's a hyperbole
  107. [22:03:18] <&JabbaTheGriffin> and let the voters prove you wrong
  108. [22:03:20] <&JabbaTheGriffin> like they did with gene
  109. [22:03:24] <&JabbaTheGriffin> no it's not....
  110. [22:03:26] <&Pocket> let's see
  111. [22:03:29] <&JabbaTheGriffin> meh
  112. [22:03:49] <&Pocket> man so that was your rebuttal against my post?
  113. [22:03:53] <&Pocket> sorry but that was lame
  114. [22:03:55] <&JabbaTheGriffin> my rebuttal is that
  115. [22:03:58] <&JabbaTheGriffin> you're a fucking idiot
  116. [22:04:09] <&Pocket> lol so now you're attacking me instead of my arguments
  117. [22:04:13] <&JabbaTheGriffin> yes
  118. [22:04:13] <&Pocket> brilliant lawyer!
  119. [22:04:16] <&JabbaTheGriffin> you're being a condescending prick
  120. [22:04:20] <@locopoke> jabba's not a lawyer
  121. [22:04:25] <&JabbaTheGriffin> lol man no wonder everyone thinks you're a joke
  122. [22:04:26] <&Pocket> and ur not, jabba?
  123. [22:04:29] <&Pocket> calling me names
  124. [22:04:29] <@locopoke> he's a 19 year old virgin college student
  125. [22:04:30] <&Pocket> lol
  126. [22:04:35] <&JabbaTheGriffin> well
  127. [22:04:44] <&Pocket> ur the one acting like a douche here
  128. [22:04:45] <&Pocket> not me
  129. [22:04:47] <&JabbaTheGriffin> i'm allowed to respond to condescension with the like
  130. [22:04:49] <&JabbaTheGriffin> uuuuuuh
  131. [22:04:50] <&JabbaTheGriffin> what
  132. [22:04:52] <&JabbaTheGriffin> are you kidding
  133. [22:04:58] <&Pocket> you think i'm kidding?
  134. [22:05:01] <&JabbaTheGriffin> you're acting like a butthurt little faggot because you know you're on the losing side again
  135. [22:05:10] <&Pocket> how so?
  136. 15[22:32:15] * nixgone is now known as nixhex