TWW 100% RTA

Ani's WIP TWW 100% Route (RTA, just substitute savewarps for legit backtracks or deathwarps for SS)

Goal time: however long it takes to .done :V

-Start Game
-Sidehop off Tower
-Grandma's House
-100 Rupees under Grandma's House
-Savewarp
-Aryll for Telescope
-Zoom in on Postman
-Sidehop off Tower
-Orca's House
-Sword Training
  -Phases 1-3: Bx3 then hold Down during 3rd slash
  -Phases 4-5: As normal
-Exit Orca's House (optional savewarp to save frames :3)
-Enter FoF
  (Optional 20 rupees, Quickspin log)
-Save Tetra
  -Tap up to align & horizontal slashes (usually gets both moblins)
-Shield from Grandma
-Talk to Tetra

-Down to Nico Rope Game
  -Free Cam in mid-air to align for next rope
-Get Spoils Bag
-Savewarp
-Up ladder to Tetra

-Cutscene -> Gossip stone text (don't skip this like a dumbass)
  (Optional 40 rupees)
-Up stairs
-Enter Door
-Drop down and step on Switch
-Heart Piece #1
-Get caught by Moblin
-Exit cell and through left door
-Climb Ladder
-Kill Moblin
  -Quickspin him off ledge with deku stick
-Go through rest of FF
  -Outside moblin use barrel & alert moblin, wait for him to turn & continue
-Sword
  -Bokoblin: 5 forward thrusts & quickspin
-Cutscene
-Windfall
-Buy Sail (-80 Rupees)
  -Pause, Equip Sail
-Back down to KoRL
-Sail to DRI
-Wind Waker
  -Pause, Equip WW
-Learn Wind's Requiem
-Set wind South
-Rock Skip
-Enter DRI
-Delivery Bag
-Talk to Medli for Komali Letter
  -Pause, Equip Letter
-Play Letter sorting game 3x (Aim for 25+ each time)
-Exit through left door & re-enter
-Play Letter sorting game again
-Mama's Letter
-Drop down to Komali's Room
-Show him Letter
-Exit room & go outside Left exit
-Drop down, talk to Medli
-Toss her to ledge (preferrably into a couple times IMO)
-Bottle
  -Equip bottle
-Bottle Water
-Water Bomb Flower
-Blow up rock
-Enter DRC
  -Either Jumpslash or Bomb Boost across lava after 1st platform

-Quickspin bokoblin for Deku Stick
-Light Torches
-Small Key
-Use Key
-Continue through DRC as normal until Grapple Hook
  -Break Moblin Sphere for Skull necklace [SN:1]
  -Pause, Equip GH
-Continue up til Boss Key
-Savewarp
-Grapple bokoblins for Joy Pendants (JP:2)
-Exit door & go Left through small key door
-Immediate right & grapple across lava
-Break barrier, get Treasure Chart
-Exit door & go back to 1st Room
-Grapple Joy Pendants (JP:4)
-Warp pot
-Grapple across Lava
-Break pot to the right for Joy Pendant [JP:5]
-Go through Boss Door
-Molgera
  -Sidehop when entering room to save frames teehee
-Heart Container #1 [4 HEARTS]
-Cutscene
  -Pause, Equip Sail, Mama's Letter, Grapple Hook
-Enter boat & Sail to Submarine outside of Bomb Island
  -Grapple JP off bokoblin outside [JP:6]
  -Enter Submarine, Grapple JP off Bokoblins [JP:9]
  -Kill Bokoblins
  -Bottle
-Optional Savewarp
-Sail to FH
-Mail Letter (-10 Rupees)
  -Pause, Equip Wind Waker and Bottle
-Set wind NW
-Enter Beedle's Ship
  -Buy Bait Bag, 1 Bait, 2 Hyoi Pears
-Exit Beedle's Ship
-Wind Waker dive into FH
-Kill Chuchus
-Cutscene
-Bottle Forest Firefly
-Get Deku Leaf
  -Pause, Equip Leaf over WW and re-equip Sail, Savewarp
-Sail to Whirlwind and fly to FW ledge
-Enter FW and Exit
-Grapple 2 GF's [GF:2]
-Enter & Re-exit
-Grapple 2 more [GF:4]
-Enter FW for good

-Break flower on door
-Baba bud skip (Leaf at highest point and fly to 2nd platform)
-Bomb the flower on the door
-Leaf to platform
-Enter door
-Grapple 2 GFs [GF:6]
-Get nut & break flower
-Enter door
-leaf nut out of vine circle
-Break flower
-Enter room
-Use nut & break flower on door
-Use leaf to reveal Blue pot
-Enter door
-Jumpslash across gap & quickspin
-Enter door
-Vine Maze
  -Go left, toss bomb at Barrier, clip through the vines next to the tree)
-Small Key
-Use Baba Bud & fly to door
-Exit through to Main room
-Left room
-Grapple GF [GF:7]
-Leaf to Platform
-Grapple GF [GF:8]
-Baba buds up to top of room
-Grapple 4 GFs [GF:12]
-Enter room
-Mothula
  -Pin between tree and forward thrust until wings are gone, jumpslash + Quickspin til dead
  -Break orb & get Feather + goodies :3 [GF:13]
-Boomerang
  -Pause, Equip Boomerang [Leaf, Boomerang, Grapple], Savewarp
-Warp pot
-Cut down vines
-Enter basement door
-Grapple GF [GF:14]
-Leaf over water
-Enter Door
-Cut down flower
-Use bomb flower on Barrier
-Enter door
-Grapple 3 GFs [GF:17]
-Baba bud to top of room
-Platform across to Bomb Flower
-Break flower on Chest
-Enter hole in trunk
-Treasure Chart
-Crawl out of tree
-Exit Door
-Cut down vines
-Use flower to get to next door
-Use Boomerang to unlock Gate
-Boss Key
-Grapple 2 Skull Necklaces
  -Pause, Equip empty bottle over Grapple, savewarp
-Warp pot
-Lower level
-Break flowers on door
-Enter door
-4 Rolls and Quickspin Mothulas
-Enter Door
-Bottle Fairy
-Enter Boss Door
-Kalle Demos
  -Single Cycle with 4 Quickspins
-Heart Container #2 [5 HEARTS]
-Cutscene
  -Pause, Equip Sail, WW, Grapple; Savewarp

-Sail N to East Triangle Island
-Place Farore's Pearl
-Sail W toward Six-eye Reef
-Enter Submarine
-Grapple 3 SN [SN:6]
-Kill Moblins
-Heart Piece #2
-Optional Savewarp [Equip fairy over grapple]
-Sail to GFI
-Cutscene
-Sail to Windfall
-Set wind South
-Enter back of Bomb house
  -Sidehop around barrier & jumpslash, grab up on barrier, jump onto roof
-Cutscene
-Learn Password
-Aboard Ship
-Tell Niko Password
-Play 2nd Rope game
  -Go left & grab rope as it swings as close as possible to skip 2 ropes
-Bombs
  -Pause, Equip Bombs [and Fairy]; Keep sail, savewarp
-Sail south to Northern Fairy Island
-Set Din's Pearl
  -Optional save & Cyclone manipulation to warp to Outset
  -Otherwise, Sail south to Outset Island
-Enter Grandma's House
-Give her fairy
-Grandma's super warm and ultra delicious soup
(GRANDMA'S SOUP STRAT: Equip soup, press soup button + start immediately after, equip item over soup, .done)
  -Pause, Equip WW over bottle, savewarp(?)
  -Otherwise, exit house
-Aboard KoRL
-Sail behind island
-Bomb down slab
  -Start from top-down or you'll waste all your bombs you fuckin scrub
-Cutscene
-Set wind NW
-Sail to Southern Fairy Island
-Set Nayru's Pearl
-Cutscene :3
-Enter ToG

-Pause, Equip Leaf; Keep WW
-ToG Break
-Enter Door
-Armos on Buttons (middle & right)
-Roll right before pressing left button to roll onto elevator platform
-Enter door
-Go right
-Enter door & through to Statue Room
-Call statue & navigate under rainbow platform
-Through door & into main room
-Learn Command Melody
-Left Door [Left pot next to door has tall magic]
-Leaf across to other side of room
-Enter door
-Leaf to statue
-Call statue
-Step on switch
-Play CM
-Navigate statue across bridge
-Leaf across gap
-Carry statue through door
-Place statue on switch
-Leaf to side door
-Enter door
-Fight Darknut
  -Parry, tap forward thrusts until dead
-Break orb for Knight's Crest [KC:1]
-Hero's Bow
  -Pause, Equip Bow and Bombs, keep Leaf
-Exit door
-Shoot eye on Wall
-Leaf to statue
-Carry across platforms
-Back into Main room
-Left through next door
-Bomb left wall
-Enter hidden Door
-Treasure Chart
-Exit door
-Swim across water
-Enter door
-Leaf to left elevator platform
-Small Key
-Sidehop into void
-Exit door
-Climb ladder
-Toss 1 armos onto scale
-Leaf onto far edge of the other scale and roll to jump and grab ledge
-Enter door
-Leaf onto Left pillar of Laser Beams
-Leaf and grab onto back left pillar [invisible ledge shenanigans]
-Call Statue
-Leaf past laser beams
-Pick up statue & exit door
-Toss statue on scale
-Toss 2 Armos onto opposite scale
-Grab 3rd armos
-Jump onto Statue scale
-Toss statue on opposite scale from the scale you're standing on
-Pick up statue & exit door
-Enter beam of light
-Leaf over and grab edge of pillar with laser beams
-Boss Key
-Kill Armos
-Enter Door
  -Pause, Equip Grapple; Keep Bow and Bombs
-Jumpslash over Beamos beams
-Grapple GFs from Kargarocs [GF:19]
-Enter Boss Door
-Gohdan
  -Switch target between hands til dead, shoot each eye til shut, bomb mouth, rinse repeat
-Heart Container #3 [6 HEARTS]
-Grapple from bottom of ladder

-Cutscene :3!!!
  -Link is so kawaii in this one, desu~ ^//^ XD
-Enter Hyrule Castle
-Triangle Block Puzzle
-Enter Basement
-Master Sword
-Extreme battles inside the castle [KC:8, SN:19]
-Restock on Arrows [corner pots on top floor have them]
-Exit Hyrule
  -Pause, Equip Sail, WW; Keep Bow

-Sail NW toward North Fairy Island quadrant
-Fight Cyclos
-Learn Ballad of Gales
-Warp to Windfall
-Sail NW to Northern Fairy Island
-Get Rupee Upgrade [2000 rupees !!]
-Sail W to Forsaken Fortress
  -Pause, Equip Bombs, Leaf; keep WW
-Bomb down Door
-Fight Phantom Ganon
-Skull Hammer
  -Pause, Equip Skull hammer over Bombs
-Hammer dem switches
-Climb up stairs
-Get up on wall
-Fly towards ladder and land on it
-Enter door to the left
-Through next room
-Scale the outside
-Hammer da switches v2
-Sidle across first gap
-Leaf across second gap
-Hammer time
-Enter door
-Cutscene
-Ascend the scary tower
-Hammer to the face
-OMG Bird. D:
  -Hammer 4x, Single Cycle 2nd phase w/ quickspins
-Heart Container #4 [7 HEARTS]
-Up slope
-Enter big door
-Cutscene

-Enter Hyrule Castle
-Down to Basement
-Cutscene
-Exit hyrule
  -Pause, Equip Sail, Bow; Keep WW
-Play BoG [warp] to Mother & Child Isles
-Cutscene
-Fire/Ice Arrows
-Warp to DRI
-Set wind South-East
  -Pause, Equip Grapple over WW
-Sail S to Fire Mountain
-Shoot Ice Arrow into lava geiser
-Climb Mountain
-Grapple GF from Kargaroc [GF:20] [ALL GOLD FEATHERS]
-Enter Hole
-Kill Magtails
-Power Bracelets
  -Pause, Equip WW, Hyoi Pear; Keep Sail, Savewarp
-Enter KoRL
-Warp to Outset
-Sail E to Headstone Island
-Use Hyoi pear
-Fly Gull into Heart Piece #3
-Lift Rock
-Enter Headstone
-Learn Earth God's Lyric
-Exit Headstone
  -Pause, Equip Bow, Keep Sail & WW
-Warp to DRI
-Shoot down 200 Rupee Chest
-Rock Skip (or just blow up the rock, really...)
-Enter DRI
-Give Hoskit Gold Feathers
  -Pause, Equip Grapple hook
-Exit through door next to Letter Desk
-Grapple across gap
-Climb Ladder
-Talk to Medli
-Play Earth God's Lyric
-Cutscene
-Warp to SFI
-Sail E to Ice Ring Isle
  -Pause, Equip Bow over WW
-Shoot Ice Ring with Fire Arrow
-Get onto Ice Ring
  -Pause, Equip Leaf and WW, keep Grapple Hook
-Set wind NE
-Glide over to last Ice Platform before Mouth
-Set Wind SE
-Enter Hole
-Roll across where wind is blowing
-Iron Boots
  -Pause, Equip Sail over Leaf, Savewarp
-Sail S to Angular Island
  -Open up map and open Treasure Charts
-Do Island block puzzle for Heart Piece #4 [8 HEARTS]
-Enter KoRL
-Fish out Heart Piece #5
-Warp to Outset
-Sail E to Headstone Island
-Enter Headstone
-Play EGL
-Enter Earth Temple
  -Pause, Equip Leaf, Skull Hammer; keep WW

-Pick up medli
-Go across Gap
-Pick her back up
-Enter door
-Climb up left stairs
-Fly across gap
-Step on switch
-Toss medli towards other switch
-Play CM while she's in midair
-Guide her to Switch
-Drop down to door
-Cancel
-Jump Down
-Pick up Medli
-Enter door
-Set medli down in light
-Circle around room to spawn chuchus
-Circle around Medli to freeze Black Chuchus
-Kill Chuchus
-Pick up Medli
-Enter door
-L-Target and push up against right wall
-Run along and fly across
-Hammer switch in mid-air
-Pick up Medli
-Enter Left door
-Toss medli in front of chest
-Climb up ladder
-Pull block
-Sidehop off
-Play CM
-Shine light on Chest
-Small key
-Pick up Medli, exit room
-Across room
-Enter door
-Kazooie trick
  -Jump towards Stairs ledge, leaf in front of it, grab ledge
-Push down Block
-Play CM
-Fly up to Link
-Cancel
-Pick up Medli
-Enter door
-Push block into Groove
-Play CM
-Shine light on block slab
-Cancel
-Toss medli up onto ledge
-Pull block
-Get up onto higher level
-Pick up medli
-Enter Door
  -Pause, Equip Leaf, Boomerang, Keep Skull Hammer
-Knock lantern out of Poe's hands
-Get Posessed
-Get damaged by Moblin
-Rinse Repeat for next Poe
-Kill Moblins
-Break open Sphere for Skull Necklace [SN:20] [ALL SKULL NECKLACES]
-Climb stairs
-Enter left door
-Leaf over far right Coffin
-Back to the ledge
-Boomerang small key
  -Pause, equip Bombs over Leaf
-Exit Room
-Through left door
-Fight Stalfos
-Climb Stairs
-Mirror Shield
  -Pause, Equip Leaf, WW; Keep Hammer
(Mirror Shield strat: Hold R when sword is put away, C-up and aim)
-Shine light on Sun
-Exit Room
-Pick up Medli
-Exit room
-Navigate all the way to Face Room
-Toss Medli into far light
-Backflip into near light
-Play CM
-shine light on Right eye
-Cancel
-Shine light on Left Eye
-Pick up medli
-Down stairs
-Enter Door
-Play EGL
-Pick up Medli
-Enter door
-Shine light on right & left statue
-Enter Left Room
-Across Cursed area
-Pull mirror into groove
-Hammer Switch
-Exit room
-Enter room straight across the room
-Roll to Chest
-Small Key
-Kill all the Floormasters
-Treasure Chart
-Exit room
-Kill closest Redead
-Pick up Medli
-Get on square slab thingy
-Fly towards door ledge
  -If Medli doesn't land on top of ledge, CM her up to you
-Pick up Medli
-Enter door
-Toss her toward light
-Play CM
-Position light beam
-Cancel
-Shine light on statue
-Pick up Medli
-Enter Door
-Head Right
-Play EGL
-Pick up Medli
-Enter Door
-Down stairs
-Fly to the right
-Drop down
-Pick up Medli
-Enter Door
-Quick Mirror Room strat (Right Side)
  -Put Medli down
  -Drop down to lower floor
  -Push 1st Mirror into Groove
  -Play CM
  -Fly onto Switch
  -Drop down
  -Melt statue
  -Position light beam towards pedestal
  -Cancel
  -Use Medli Light to shine on slabs
  -Pull 2nd Mirror into groove
  -Pull 3rd Mirror into groove
  -Play CM
  -Fly above 1st Mirror and land on mirror ledge
  -Shine light on Right Eye
  -Cancel
  -Go to High pedestal
  -Shine light on Left Eye
-Down Stairs
-Enter Room
-Leaf Bubbles
-Kill enemies
-Break open orb for KC [KC:9]
-Boss Key
-Exit Rooms til big room
-Climb right side of vines to the top
-Leaf over to Boss Key ledge
-Enter Boss Door
-Jalhalla
  -Soup is good I suggest it very much yessir
  -While you're at it, Equip Sail and Iron Boots; Keep WW
-Heart Container #5 [9 HEARTS]
-Cutscene

-Set Wind NW [May need to be W depending on Outset]
-Warp to Windfall
-Sail N to Gale Island
  -Pause, Equip Hammer over WW
-Use Iron Boots & Sidehop through the gust of wind
-Break statue with Hammer
  -Pause, Equip WW over Hammer, Grapple over Boots
-Enter Gale Island
-Learn Wind God's Aria
-Cutscene
-Exit Island
-Aboard KoRL
-Warp to FH
-Grapple into Waterfall
-Talk to Makar
-Play WGA
-Cutscene
-Warp to Windfall
-Sail N to Gale Island
-Enter Island
-Play WGA
-Enter Wind Temple
  -Pause, Equip Leaf, Iron Boots; Keep WW

-Pick up Makar
-Enter door
-Toss Makar
-Play CM
-Step on switch
-Cancel
-Leaf over from spring
-Pick up Makar
-Enter door
-Jump Down
-Leaf spinner
-Run to door
-Play CM
-Plant Trees
-Cancel
-Pick up Makar
-Enter door
-Toss Makar towards ledge
-Play CM
-Plant lower right tree and very top tree
-SCRUBNAPPED!!!
-Enter door to the right
-Across room
-Enter door
-Drop down
-Leaf spinner
-Backflip onto platform as it spins up
  -Otherwise, step over to other side, re-leaf spinner, spring up
-Enter door to the right
-Drop down
-Take the right path
-At the last fan, backflip onto it and leaf up
-Enter door
-Press Switch
  -Remove boots as soon as stepped on & Jumpslash down during cutscene
-Enter open door
-Bomb Boost
-Roll through spikes
-Small Key
-Exit room
-Use key to enter next room
-Wizzrobe fight
  -Break darknut orb for KC [KC:10] [ALL KNIGHT'S CRESTS]
  -Pause, Equip Bow, Skull Hammer
  -Freeze wizzrobes, shatter with hammer
-Hookshot
  -Pause, Equip Hookshot, WW, Iron Boots
-Hook up to switch
-Mash Hammer button to hit switch immediately
-Exit door
-Re-enter small key room
-Break middle floor
-Get caught by floormaster
-Hook up to Makar ledge
-Equip boots
-Hook Statue
  -Equip Leaf over Boots
-CM Makar to door to the left [Back to the scrubnapped room]
-Leaf over to ledge
-Pick up Makar
-Enter Door
-CM Makar up to door
-Hookshot up
-Pick up Makar
-Enter door
-CM Makar
-Plant trees on the left side
-Fly up to door
-Cancel
-Hookshot up
-Angle yourself so you jump off and grab the ledge
-Pick up makar
-Enter door
-Place makar on switch
-Step on other switch
-CM Makar
-Drop down to basement
-Plant trees
-Cancel
-Fly up with deku leaf
-Enter top door
  -Pause, Equip bow over Hookshot
-Fight Armos statues
-Small Key
-Exit room
-CM Makar
-Fly to Armos Knights door
-Cancel
-Leaf over to Armos Knights ledge
-Pick up makar
-Enter door
-Put makar down by ledge
-Drop down
-Leaf spinner
-Backflip onto it as it spins up
-Pick up makar
  -If Missed, CM makar over to stone slab
  -Go to other side, re-leaf spinner, spring up
-Play WGA
-Enter door
-Fight Darknuts [get KC here if you missed it in wizrobe room]
-Boss Key
-Exit room
-Pick up Makar
-Exit into Main room
-Drop down past fan
-Use small key
  -Pause, equip Iron boots over Bow [Hookshot, WW, Boots]
-Kill all enemies in room
-Step on Boots Switch
-Treasure Chart
-Pick up Makar
-Enter door
-Kazooie Method
  -Fly through the wind tunnels and at the right moment drop to grab the ledge
  -Otherwise, CM Makar, plant tree & hookshot over
-Enter door
-Equip boots
-Go to right side
-Sidehop through the wind tunnels
-Unequip boots once inside room
-Sidle on the wall to the right side of slab
-Sidle into slab
-Roll behind slab into room
-Enter Boss Door
-Molgera
  -During 2nd phase when he flies around, hookshot mouth while coming back down into the sand
-Heart Container #6 [10 HEARTS] [ALL HEART CONTAINERS]
-Cutscene

-Warp to Outset
  -Pause, Equip Sail, Knights Crest, Bait
-Sail to Outset
-Go to Orca's House
-Play Orca Sword Minigame
  -500 hits
  -L-Target and do normal tap slashes, shield when he threatens [DO NOT PARRY, it is slow and bad]
-Heart Piece #6
-Give Orca Knights Crests
-Hurricane Spin
-Exit House
-Pick up Black pig
-Take to other side of island
-Place bait on Dirt patch closest to mountain wall
-Heart Piece #7
-Roll up to broken bridge before FoF
  -Pause, equip Leaf
-Leaf over to FoF Ledge
-Enter FoF
-Lift up rock
-Get Rupee Upgrade [5000 rupees !!!!!!!!!!]
  -Pause, Equip Hookshot, Savewarp
-Hookshot tree up to Labyrinth ledge
  -Pause, Equip Boomerang, Grapple Hook, Hero's Bow
-Lift Stone
-Drop into hole

-Savage Labyrinth
  -Drop into hole
  -Boomerang Keese
  -Kill Miniblins
  -Grapple 4 JP from Bokoblins [JP:13], Kill Bokoblins
  -Kill Chuchus
  -Kill Magtails
  -Rang Keese, Kill Miniblins
  -Rang Fire Keese, Kill Magtails
  -Grapple 4 JP, Kill Bokoblins, Rang Fire Keese [JP:17]
  -Kill Moblins
  -Rupees + Descend
  -Rang peahats
  -Rang + kill Green Chus
  -Rang Boko Babas
  -Grapple 4 JP, kill bokoblins [JP:21]
  -Kill Mothulas
  -Rang Babas and Peahats
  -Grapple 4 JP, Rang + kill chuchus and bokoblins [JP:25]
  -Grapple 2 JP, Kill Bokoblins and Mothulas [JP:27]
  -Fire Arrows on Winged Mothulas
  -Rupees + Descend (Pause, Equip Bombs over Grapple)
  -Fire Arrow Wizzrobes
  -Arrows on Armos + quickspins
  -Bomb Armos Knights
  -Rang + kill yellow chuchus
  -Arrow/kill red bubbles
  -[Pause, Equip Grapple over Rang] Grapple 2 JP, Kill bokoblins and Darknut [JP:29]
  -Fire Arrow on Wizzrobe, Arrows + quickspin on Armos
  -Arrows/Kill Bubbles, Bomb Armos Knights
  -Kill Darknuts
  -Triforce Chart + Rupees + Descend [Pause, Equip Hammer, Hookshot, Keep Bombs]
  -Kill Redeads
  -Hookshot + Kill Bubbles
  -Shine light + Hammer time on Dark Chuchus
  -Get Posessed by Poes + Damage off bomb to kill
  -[Pause, Equip Bow over Bombs] Fire Arrow on Winged Mothulas
  -Kill Redeads and Moblins
  -Light + hammer on Dark Chuchus, Fire arrow on Winged Mothula
  -Possesed by Poes, Damage off Moblins; Kill Moblins
  -Hookshot Bubbles, Kill; Bomb Stalfos, Hammertime on skull
  -Rupees + Descend [Pause, Equip Rang and Grapple; Keep Bow]
  -Kill Miniblins D:
  -Rang + Kill Chuchus D:!
  -Fire Arrow/Kill Wizzrobes D:!!
  -Grapple 11(!!) JP, Kill bokoblins D:!!!!!!!! [JP:40]
  -[Pause, Equip Bombs and Hammer; Keep Bow] Kill ReDeads, Bomb + Hammer Stalfos
  -Kill Moblins and Darknuts
  -Fire Arrow Wizzrobes, Kill Darknuts
  -Bomb + Hammer Stalfos
  -Kill Darknuts
  -Heart Piece #8 [11 HEARTS]
-Exit Labyrinth

-Aboard KoRL
  -Pause, Equip Sail, WW, Hookshot
-Sail NW to Diamond Steppe
-Hookshot up to Secret Hole
-Enter first Warp Pot
-Get up on warp pot in front of you
-Jump onto net/railing
  -Pause, Equip Bombs over Hookshot
-Get up onto next ship
-Blast open Left warp pot
-Ghost Ship Chart
-Savewarp
-Warp to Windfall
-Aboard Island
  -Roll up to School House
-Talk to Miss Marie
-Start Hide and Seek
-Startle kid behind Gravestone
-Talk to Disco Funky Fresh Dancemaster
-Learn Song of Passing
-Enter Jailcell
-Step on Switch
-Tingle Tuner
-Pull block
-Crawl through maze
-Pictobox
  -Pause, Equip Pictobox, Forest Firefly, Joy Pendants
-Crawl into Mousetrap
-Capture Kid
-Behind Bombshop
-Startle kid
-Catch Kid
-Roll into Tree
-Snag the little shit
-Child behind bush
-Touch the bitch
-Heart Piece #9
-Talk to Zunari
-Start Merchant's Oath
-Obtain Town Flower
-Buy 2 Flowers
-Place 3 near the Bench
-Buy 3 Flowers
-Place 2 in front of shop
-Buy 2 Flowers
-Place Flower in front of Potion Shop
-Place 2 on Wooden Balcony
-Take picture of Linda + Anton
-Buy 3 more Flowers
-Place 3 on arch
  -If possible, Take Picture of Garrikson sending mail
-Buy 3 more Flowers
-Place last 3 on Arch
  -If you havent got the picture before, Get the picture of Garrikson now
-Buy 1 Town Flower
-Enter Bar
-Pick up Pot
-Toss near Gossack
-Take picture of him frightened
-Exit Bar
-Talk to guy on Bench
-Heart Piece #10
-Enter Ye Old Photoshoppe
-Climb up stairs
-Talk to Lenzo
-Exit shoppe
-Re-enter shoppe
-Show lenzo photos
-Obtain Joy Pendant [JP:41] [ALL JOY PENDANTS]
-Give Lenzo Forest Firefly
-Deluxe Pictobox
-Exit store
-Enter Schoolhouse
-Talk to Miss Marie
-Rupees :3
-Exit School
-Talk to the kiddies
-Back to the lab
-Show JP to Miss Marie
-Rupees :3!
-Show Pendants to Miss Marie
-Cabana deed :3!!
-Show ya goods
-Hero's Charm :3!!!!!!!!!!
  -Graduate
-Exit school
  -Pause, Equip Skull Necklaces, Hookshot
-Take picture of Linda
-Show picture to Anton
-Enter Upper Auction House
-Give SN to Maggie's Suga Daddie
-Treasure Chart
-Talk to Maggie
-Obtain Letter
-Exit House
-Hookshot up to Windmill
-Talk to Kreeb (?)
-Climb Ladder behind Windmill
-Step on Switch
  -Pause, Equip Sail, WW, Town Flower; Savewarp
-Sail W to Spectacle Island
-Play Cannon game (-50 Rupees each time)
-Heart Piece #11
-Sail W to M&C Isles
-Talk to Merchant
-Show Town Flower
-Obtain Sea Flower
-Warp to GFI
-Sail to GFI
-Talk to Merchant
-Show Merchant Sea Flower
-Obtain Exotic Flower
  -Open Treasure Charts
-Sail W to 3-I Reef
-Fish out Heart Piece #12 [12 HEARTS]
-Warp to Tingle Island
-Sail NW to M&C Isles
-Show Merchant Exotic Flower
-Obtain Pinwheel
-Warp to SFI
  -Pause, Equip Bombs, Bow
-Board SFI
-Bomb barrier/rock
-Enter hole
-Bomb Bag Upgrade [60 bombs !!]
-Exit
-Aboard KoRL
-Sail NW towards Stonewatcher
-Shoot down Turrets on Tower
-Climb Ladder
-Heart Piece #13
-Sail to Stonewatcher
-Lift Head
-Enter Hole
  -Kill Bokoblins
  -Arrows + Quickspin Armoses
  -Fire Arrow Wizzrobes
  -Kill Moblins
  -Kill Darknuts
-Enter North Room
  -Pause, Equip WW, Hammer
-Triforce Chart
-101 Rupee Trick til 5k (Uber roflol)
-Aboard KoRL
-Warp to FH
  -Pause, Equip Grapple, Pinwheel
-Fish out Heart Piece #14
-Aboard Island
-Talk to Merchant
-Show Merchant Pinwheel
-Obtain Sickle Moon Flag
  -Pause, Equip WW, Bombs
-Blow up Boulder
-Enter Hole
-Navigate through cave
  -Cross narrow path
  -Toss Magtails into holes
-Heart Piece #15
  -Savewarp
-Sail E/SE to Private Oasis
-Aboard Island
  -Pause, Equip Skull Hammer, Cabana Deed, Grapple Hook
-Show deed to Door
-Enter Cabana
-Grapple Hook
-Enter Fireplace hole
-Klydestorm's Cabana Sewers Strat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGmYJm9mQ4o)
  -Basically you can hammer switches through walls. Teehee. :3c
  -Pause, Equip WW
-Triforce Chart
  -Pause, Equip Sail, Sickle Moon Flag; Savewarp
-Aboard KoRL
-Warp to GFI
-Show Merchant Sickle Moon Flag
-Obtain Fountain Idol
-Aboard KoRL
  -Pause, Equip Bombs, Grapple
-Sail N towards Rock Spire Island
-Bomb warships
-Fish out Heart Piece #16 [13 HEARTS]
-Enter Beedle's Ship
  -Purchase Bottle #3, Heart Piece #17, Treasure Chart
-Exit Shop
-Fish out Heart Piece #18
  -Pause, Equip Skullhammer
-Sail W to West Fairy Island
-Use Hammer on Switch
-Enter hole
-Get Arrow Upgrade [60 arrows !!]
  -Pause, Equip WW, Fountain Idol
-Warp to Tingle Island
-Sail to M&C Isles
-Show Merchant Fountain Idol
-Obtain Big Sale Flag
-Set Wind NE
-Warp to FH
-Sail N to Bomb Island
-Show Merchant Big Sale Flag
-Obtain Hero's Flag
  -Pause, Equip Grapple over Flag
-Sail E to Bird's Peak Rock
-Grapple glitch past the Iron Barred Door (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnW-JfDVRHQ)
-Triforce Chart
  -Pause, Equip Skullhammer over WW
-Exit
-Aboard KoRL
-Sail N towards Thorned Fairy Island
-Fish out Heart Piece #19
-Aboard TFI
-Hammer Switch
-Enter Hole
-Arrow Upgrade [99 ARROWS !!!!!!]
  -Pause, Equip WW, Pictobox
-Exit Hole
-Aboard KoRL
-Warp to Windfall
-Play Song of Passing until Full Moon
-Take picture of Full Moon
  -Pause, Equip Letter
-Mail Maggie's Letter
-Talk to Postbox for Heart Pieces #20, #21, #22, Rupees [14 HEARTS]
  -Do not pay postage fees
-Start Mila Bottle Stealing Sequence
  -Pause, Equip Hookshot, Leaf, Bow
  -Collect Rupees while waiting for her to go into Zunari's Shop
-Approach Mila
  -Answer all default options
-Bottle 4 [ALL BOTTLES]
-Enter Squid Minigame building
-Play Squid Minigame
  -1st time always nets Heart Piece #23
  -2nd time winning, if it doesn't beat HP record, You get the correct treasure chart
  -If you beat last record, You'll need to beat your record a 3rd time for the correct chart (or tie maybe?)
  -Treasure Chart get
-Exit Building
-Hookshot up to Windmill
-Ride Windmill up to top
-Shoot Fire Arrow into center of light thingymabobber
-Jump Down
-Talk to Kreeb
-Heart Piece #24 [15 HEARTS]
-Leaf over to Upper Auction House door
-Enter
-Cutscene
-Drop down to Lower Floor
-Talk to Zunari
-Start Bidding Game
 -If not HP or Treasure Chart, Cancel Game & Re-Enter
 -If Treasure Chart: if starting bid isn't 60, Cancel & Re-Enter
  -Minimum bid to stun people with is 12
  -Don't worry about Rupee amount too much, just win the 2 Auctions
-Heart Piece #25
-Treasure Chart
  -Pause, Equip Sail, Grapple; Keep Hookshot
-Get on KoRL
-Hookshot to Chest on baby island
-Heart Piece #26
  -Open Treasure Charts
-Sail E toward Pawprint Isle
-Fish out Heart Piece #27
-Aboard Island
-Crawl into cubby hole
-Fall into hole
-Head right
-Heart Piece #28 [16 HEARTS]
  -Pause, Equip Bombs, Bow; Savewarp
-Aboard KoRL
-Sail N to Crescent Moon Island
-Sail into Ghost Ship
  -Pause, Equip Bow, Bombs, Hammer
-Kill Poes, Arrow Wizzrobe, Bomb + Hammer Stalfos
-Pots for Rupees
-Triforce Chart
  -Pause, Equip Sail, WW, Grapple
-Fish out Heart Piece #29
-Warp to DRI
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IF YOU ARE ABLE TO USE TINGLE TUNER, FOLLOW THIS NEXT STEP
Otherwise, skip this until after everything is collected
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-Sail E to Flight Control Platform
  -Pause, Equip Tingle Tuner
-Open Tingle Tuner
  -Pause, Equip Leaf over Tuner
  -Pause in GBA Tuner, Select Green Ting
-Aboard platform
-Start Game
  -Set wind toward goal
-Fly towards goal
  -Use Ting when magic drains to halfway point
  -Pause as soon as you're healed
  -Clear tuner until it says Please Wait...
  -Unpause
  -Press B to start healing process again
  -Feel free to repeat for a third time if you're unsure
  -May need to pause while he's giving you ting to keep you from falling
  -Make sure to unpause BEFORE HIS TEXT ENDS or it'll just go pffffffffft
   -Use cyclones as needed to stay up in the air
   -Should only need 2
-Heart Piece #30
-Set wind NE
  -Pause, Equip Hookshot over Leaf
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Continue on, soldier
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-Sail N (NE) to Overlook Island
-Hookshot onto tree
-Up into Secret Hole
  -Pause, Equip Bombs, Bow, Hammer
-Fight stuff
  -Kill bokoblins
  -Fire Arrows on Wizzrobes
  -Bombs + Hammer on Stalfos
  -Bombs on Armos Knights
  -Kill Darknuts
-Enter North Room
-Triforce Chart
  -Pause, Equip Sail, WW, Empty Bottle
-Warp to FH
-WW dive into Haven
-Bottle Forest Water (OH SHIT IT'S ON !!!!)
  -Pause, Equip Bow, Leaf; Savewarp
-Get on KoRL
-Sail E to Cliff Plateau Isles
-Enter Secret Hole
  -Strat video later cause I'm cute?? :3
-Exit Hole
  -Pause, Equip WW, Forest Water
-Water Tree
-Set Wind W
-Warp to SFI
  -Pause, Equip Grapple over Water
-Fish out Heart Piece #31
-Sail W to Shark Island
  -Pause, Equip Water over Grapple
-Water Tree
-Warp to GFI
-Sail to Spiral at GFI
-Water Tree
  -Pause, Equip Leaf, Hero's Flag; Keep WW
-Leaf over to Heart Piece #32 [17 HEARTS]
-Drop down to Merchant
-Give Merchant Hero's Flag
-Obtain Postman's Statue
-Set Wind SW
  -Pause, Equip Sail, Bombs; Keep WW; Optional Savewarp to optimize timer
-Board KoRL
-Sail S to Islet of Steel
-Bomb down ship
-Enter Islet
-Triforce Chart
-Exit Islet
-Sail E towards Needle Rock Isle
-Bomb down Gold Ship
  -Pause, Equip Grapple, Hyoi Pear
-Fish out Triforce Chart
-Board Island
-Use Hyoi Pear
  -Fly out over ocean til high enough
  -Hit gull on switch
  -Cancel
-Heart Piece #33
  -Pause, Equip Water over blank spot
-Water Tree
-Board KoRL
-Sail S toward Diamond Steppe
-Fish out Heart Piece #34
  -Pause, Equip WW over Grapple
-Warp to ToG
-Sail S to Private Oasis
-Water Tree
-Set wind NW
-Board KoRL
-Warp to ToG
-Sail N to East Fairy Island
-Water Tree
  -Pause, Equip Bombs over Water
-Bomb Entrance
-Enter Hole
-Bomb Upgrade [99 Bombs !!!!!!!!!]
-Exit Hole
-Warp to Tingle Island
  -Pause, Equip Postman Statue, Water
-Sail NW to M&C Isles
-Give Merchant Postman Statue
-Obtain Shop Guru Statue
  -Pause, Equip Bombs over Statue
-Water Tree
-Board KoRL
-Sail N to Star Island
-Water tree
-Heart Piece #35
-Bomb Lower Right Rock
-Enter Secret Cave
-Kill Enemies
-Heart Piece #36 [18 HEARTS]
  -Pause, Equip WW, Skullhammer
-Exit Hole
-Warp to SFI
-Sail NW to Stonewatcher
-101 Rupee trick til 3184+ Rupees
-Warp to Tingle Island
-Translate Charts
  -Goodbye Rupees :'(
-Board KoRL
  -Pause, Equip Bombs, Grapple
-Sail into Big Octo
-Shoot Bombs til Dead Octo
-Fish out Heart Piece #37
  -Pause, Equip WW, Picto
-Warp to Windfall
-Take Picture of Minenco
-Show Her Picture
-Treasure Chart
-Show picture of Moon to Kamo
-Treasure Chart
-Talk To Zunari
-Magic Armor [ALL INVENTORY SLOTS FILLED]
-Enter Bar
-Talk to Postman
-Obtain Letter
-Talk to Linda
-Heart Piece #38 [18 HEARTS]
  -Pause, Equip Letter
-Exit Bar
-Go into Upper Auction House
-Give Letter to Maggie
-Heart Piece #39
  -Pause, Equip Grapple; Savewarp
-Board KoRL
  -Open Triforce Charts & Treasure Charts
-Sail N to Gale Island
-Fish out Triforce Piece
-Warp to DRI
  -Pause, Equip Bombs over WW
-Sail N toward SevenStar Isles
-Sail into Big Octo
-Bomb til dead Octo
-Fish out Heart Piece #40 [19 HEARTS]
-Fish out Triforce Chart
  -Pause, Equip WW, Shop Guru Statue
-Warp to GFI
-Give Merchant Shop Guru Statue
-Heart Piece #41
  -Pause, Equip Grapple Hook
-Fish out Triforce Piece
-Set wind SE
-Sail SE to Stonewatcher
-Fish out Triforce Piece
-Sail E to Southern Triangle Island
-Fish out Triforce Piece
-Warp to Outset Island
-Fish out Triforce Piece
-Warp to SFI
-Sail S to 2-I Reef
-Fish out Triforce Chart
  -Pause, Equip Bombs
-Sail into Big Octo
-Bomb until dead Octo
-Double Magic (!!!!)
-Warp to FH
-Fish out Heart Piece #42
-Sail E to Cliff Plateau
-Fish out Triforce Piece [COMPLETED TRIFORCE]
-Sail S to 5* Isles
-Fish out Heart Piece #43
-Enter Submarine
-Heart Piece #44 [ALL HEART PIECES] [20 HEARTS]
-Exit Submarine
-Set wind NE
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If you weren't able to do HP #30 earlier
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-Warp to DRI
  -Pause, Equip Leaf over Grapple
-Sail E to Flight Control Platform
-Set wind toward goal
-Leaf across to goal
  -Use 2 cyclones to keep height
-Heart Piece [All Heart Pieces, 20 Hearts]
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Continue on, soldier.
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-Warp to ToG
-Sail into ToG Circle
-Cutscene

-Cause I'm lazy, use any% route through til Ganon dead and .done when you're a true hero