"Y-y-yes, Officer. I just fell down the stairs!"
>The helmeted police stallion doesn't believe you.
>"And how did you get those two black eyes?"
"Oh, you know me. I'm just a klutz. I walked into a wall. Twice!"
>"Dr. Horse told me you've been in the hospital three times this year, all with serious injuries. Once with a broken arm."
"I've just had really bad luck lately. You know?"
>The police stallion went to put the manacles on Pinkie.
"No, please don't take her away! I won't testify against her!"
>"That's right," Pinkie said proudly. "You can't do anything to me."
>The police stallion looked frustrated, but had no choice.
>He turned to leave, and after he left, Pinkie tells you: "I'm sorry. I only do it because I love you so much, but you make me so mad sometimes. I promise I'll never do it again."
>You cry a little and bury your head in her mane.
>You know Pinkie loves you. You promise you will try to do better to make her happy from now on.
>If you were a better husband, she would be happy.
>You love your Pinkie Pie so much.
>You will love her until you die.