She's Really Deep WIP

Dipper was preening and fussing over himself in the bathroom mirror. Every cowlick had to be tamed, every tooth had to be absolutely white. For her. This vacation in Gravity Falls turned out to be the best idea his parents ever had. Who would have known that he'd meet a cute girl within an hour of getting off the bus? A cute, wonderful, and older, girl named Norma.

He already had everything planned. A fake message to Stan about a free money giveaway on the other side of town got him out Dipper's hair. A couple of pounds of candy earlier in the day left sleeping on the couch, passed out from an epic sugar rush. He, and Norma, would have the place all to themselves, Dipper thought happily. Everything was going to be perfect. Otherwise, he'd miss his chance to kiss a cute girl this summer? As much as he made fun of Mabel for her boy obsession, he had been longing for a girlfriend himself.

The doorbell rang just as Dipper finished adding a bow tie to his usual attire. Dipper gasped and his heart left before he realized what the sound was. He sighed with relief. He could feel himself getting sweaty already. I better get it all out of my system now, so I don't wind up drenched in front of Norma, he thought as he wiped his brow. Hearing the doorbell again, a nervous Dipper forced his legs to go down the stairs before stopping in front of the door. Maybe this was a bad idea. Maybe could just not open the door and ask for a rain check, so he could make 110% sure the evening would be completely perfect.

Fidgeting with his bow tie, Dipper mulled it over for a few moments until he heard Norma banging at the door, moaning in anger. She must be getting impatient. Ok, it was now or never. It isn't like Grunkle Stan would fall for the same trick twice, and he didn't want Stan embarrassing him by doing his...old people stuff in front of Norma. Teenage girls hated old people stuff, right?

Cracking the door open, Dipper peaked at his date for the night. Norma was a brunette with hair covering one of her brown eyes. Standing about a head taller than him, she had a pointed nose, bags under her eyes, and pasty white skin. She must have taken a shortcut though the forest to get here, since there was still sticks and leaves poking out of her black hoodie and tattered blue jeans. "H-hi," Dipper squeaked.

"Sup," she replied plainly, blankly staring down at Dipper sweating up a storm. The two stood in silence, until the teenager decided to break the silence. "So...uh...Gonna invite me inside?," she asked in an unsure tone while she fiddled with her hoodie's zipper.

"Oh right! Of course! That's just what I was going to do. Right now. Ha-ha-ha...yeah." Opening the door the rest of the way, Dipper grabbed a hold of one of Norma's hands and led her inside. Her hand was surprisingly cold and clammy. She must be nervous too, but a lot better at hiding it. Noticing the boy's bow tie and the way he slicked his hair with an excessive amount of mousse, Norma broke out into a smile. The fact that all her teeth were unusually caused Dipper some alarm when he first met her, but he had dismissed it as her filing them down for some edgy teenager reason.

"Aww, you look like a cute little angel!" Norma gushed, her usually glassy stare replaced with ecstatic joy, reaching out with her hand towards the preteen's face. Dipper blushed at the compliment. However, once Norman grabbed a hold of his left cheek, Dipper winced when the girl pinched them with crippling force. "Oh goodness...these cheeks...." she drooled, her wide eyes completely entranced at the plump flesh in her hand. "I love them," Norma whispered.