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- >Oh well
- >You do find a site dedicated to this kind of stuff
- >You tell Anon as much
- >"Sounds good. We'll take contact with 'em tomorrow, I guess. Oh and time?"
- "3:30PM"
- >"Ah, time to head back then, swing by the store before getting to that raid. I suspect I'm running low on some essentials."
- >He calls them essentials, you call them pure sugar horrors
- >You decide to not push the point, though, baby steps and all that
- >You and he do head back, swinging by his local kwik-e-mart
- >With its own Apu, even
- >You have to admit, you're intrigued by all the different brightly-colored stuff he buys
- >Surely, they ought to taste pretty similar, not to mention overly sweet
- >Though you did actually not mind that red bull earlier
- >And hey, chips aren't made out of sugar
- >This needs further investigation
- >You head back to his apartment
- >You notice he's perspiring quite a bit
- >A picture of his limits is starting to form
- >He settles back at his desk, disappearing into the computer again
- >It's raid time, you notice
- >Great, he's gonna be engulfed in that for hours
- >You're gonna need something to do
- >Anything
- >Or you'll go crazy
- >You look around and take note of his book shelf
- >He wasn't kidding when he said he liked sci-fi
- >Though, you'd think that'd mean he'd be more excited to have a living AI hanging around.
- >You levitate a book down from the shelf and start reading it
- >It starts out interesting, but goes nowhere
- >Your eyes are getting harder and harder to keep open
- >Fuck it, you'll just close them for a bit
- -You are Anon-
- >You notice a snoring sound
- >You turn your head and see Safari sleeping soundly
- >You love alliteration
- >But that bed's the only one you have - as well as your couch
- >Sleeping in same bed as her might create an uncomfortable situation
- >Whatever, you'll just finish the raid, then cross that bridge when you get to it
- >You briefly consider not sleeping tonight
- >You've got energy drinks to last a normal person a week
- >Besides, you have been meaning to check out that new race that came with the expansion
- >Although few things could top your pandaren death knight
- >Still...
- >You should probably sleep at a reasonable time
- >She's gonna pull you out of bed tomorrow whether you like it or not
- >Probably at some ungodly hour
- >Being up before noon's for plebs
- >Eh, whatever, at least you're not going to do something mindnumbingly boring like clothes shopping or watching televised sports
- >Oh hell with it
- >You turn away from your desktop and get out of your chair
- >You put the book she was reading back on the shelf
- >Then you tuck her in properly
- >You're not sure how she'd react to waking up next to you, especially considering you sleep almost naked
- >Eh, you decide to take the chance
- >You undress and get into bed, placing yourself as far away as you can
- >You've no desire to get bucked in the nuts
- >Even so..
- >You gingerly reach out your arm and stroke her mane
- >It's so soft
- >A bit tangled
- >She mumbles and instinctively wraps her forehooves around your arm
- >Uh...
- >Whaddya do now?
- >Easy
- >You sleep on your back, letting her have her 'teddy'
- >Goddamnit, now you gone and reminded yourself of RHPS
- >Great cult movie, with catchy-as-fuck songs
- >Therein lies the problem
- >You're gonna be time-warping all night
- >Eventually, you do fall asleep
- >You wake up around dog-knows-when
- >You'd rolled over to your side while sleeping
- >Wait, what's that around your back and sides?
- >You turn your head and see Safari spooning you
- >Still sleeping
- >Suddenly, you seem to feel everything more vividly
- >Which includes a heat from what you figure is her...oh dear
- >Surprisingly, her horn is only mildly annoying instead of spine-tearing, as you imagined a unicorn horn would be
- >Another wave of realization hits you
- >You're enjoying this
- >A lot
- >Nothing wrong about enjoying physical intimacy, right?
- >Not usually
- >It's a bit...fuzzier with horses, though
- >Oh wow, you're just pundefeated, aren't you
- >Anyway
- >You have to admit, it's a bit awkward too
- >You should probably wake her up
- "Hey, Safari, wake up."
- >She twitches and moves around a bit
- >"Mmh?"
- >Her eyes open reluctantly
- >Then they widen as she realizes the situation
- >"O-oh...Shit, sorry about that"
- >She gives a small, embarrassed cough and disengages
- >You get up and get dressed
- "You up for some breakfast?"
- >She gives a short nod
- >She's busy with browsing
- >You figure she's probably gonna get on your ass about not having salad or stuff like that
- >You do have a few slices of cheese pizza in the fridge, though
- >Whatever, if she's hungry, she'll eat it
- >You heat 'em up
- >Meanwhile grabbing yourself a snickers to get some sugar in your bloodstream to wake you up
- >Your ex was much like a snickers bar
- >Chocolatey, sweet, but so incredibly nutty
- >She went totally off the deep end after you two broke up - mutually, you might add
- >Now she's a hyper-militant lesbian
- >Ding!
- >Oh, the pizza's done
- >You bring the food, plus two glasses of water with you
- >If you seem like you're making an effort, she'll be more likely to not bitch you out for your poor nutrition
- >And yeah, that is, funnily enough, part of why you got her here
- "Here"
- >You present her with the plate, taking a slice for yourself
- >"Thanks! Probably not the healthiest breakfast, but considering the situation we're working with, bread, cheese and tomato sauce is a pretty alright start."
- >She levitates both the food and the water
- >So she can multitask her levitation
- >Awesome
- >"Oh, btw, fired off a mail to one of the groups I found yesterday. They're set to play 4th Ed. Shadowrun today, so if we're lucky, we'll have an answer soon."
- "Huh. Fair enough, 4th Ed. isn't the most pleb edition of Shadowrun. Unlike with DnD."
- >You grumble about the legendary shitfest that was DnD 4th ed.
- >Then you resume your breakfast
- >You'd forgotten what non-sugar water tasted like
- >It's not bad
- >A little bland, perhaps
- >Oh look at you, being all food critic
- >Heh
- >You and safari both finish
- >You look at her and smile
- >"Heh. And here I was worrying I might've committed a social fuck-up the first time I slept. Glad to see that that's, well, I assume, at least, not the case."
- "Nah, if anything, I'd be the one to blame. I could've just stayed up all night or something."
- >"Yeah, no, I'm glad you didn't."
- >You laugh
- >She realizes how that might be misconstrued
- >Is she...blushing?
- >"Oh, s-shush you."
- >You might've hit a nerve
- >Heh, gotta keep that in mind
- >She stops abruptly
- >Her eyes do that browsing thing again
- >You notice that her breathing becomes steadier when she does this
- >In general, her body seems to go on autopilot
- >Fascinating
- >She snaps back to reality
- >"So! Good news! You've got a place in that gaming group. We'll just show up at their place at 4PM. And it's now...What, noon!? Oh sweet...wow, we really overslept, didn't we. Waste of a day..."
- >She grumbles a bit
- "Hey, we still got the good news though."
- >You shrug nonchalantly
- >She grimaces for a moment, then relaxes
- >"Yeah, I suppose we did. And we have a bit of time before then. Say, random question, but do you have a bike or anything?"
- "I..actually do, yeah, hidden away somewhere. How'd you know?"
- >"Educated guess based on statistics. As for why, well, I figured that riding a bike could be a fun way to get around and get some exercise. Plus, I could probably cut loose a bit without worrying about you keeping up"
- >She gives you a cocky grin
- >You know she's baiting you
- >Hell with it
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