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  1. terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT]
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  3. TC: WhOa wHaT ThE FuCk iT Is mY MoThErFuCkIn bUlLhOnKeY?
  4. TC: TaVrOs mAn wHeRe yOu aT On tHiS FiNe aSs bItCh oF A DaY?
  5. TC: HoOoOoOoOoOoNk!
  6. AT: oH HEY,
  7. AT: sORRY,
  8. TC: ThErE yOu ArE. :o)
  9. AT: yEAH, i'M SORRY, i DIDN'T HEAR THE HUSKTOP,
  10. TC: It's aLl fUcKiN FiNe aNd cHiLl aS ChIlL CaN Up aNd gEt.
  11. AT: oKAY, dID YOU NEED SOMETHING,
  12. TC: Yo wHaT It iS YoU KnOw aBoUt tHiS BuLgE-OuT InSaNe sHiT CaLlEd rOlEpLaY?
  13. AT: uHHH, wELL,
  14. TC: Ac gOt mE InTo cOnVeRsAtIoNs aBoUt aLl lIkE FuCkIn,
  15. TC: I dUnNo,
  16. TC: BuT ShE WaS AlL LiKe bEiNg uP AnD AlL ToRe a hOlE CoMpLeTeLy iN ThE SiDe oF ThIs uNdEaD WiZaRd HoUnD oR SoMeThInG.
  17. TC: ExCePt tHaT FuCkEr wAs oNlY On tHe iNtErNeT.
  18. AT: sOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SHE'D DO,
  19. AT: sHE LIKES TO,
  20. AT: wELL,
  21. TC: hAhA.
  22. AT: sHE ALWAYS LIKES TO HUNT,
  23. AT: bUT, uHHH, i DONT ROLEPLAY MUCH WITH HER ANYMORE,
  24. AT: bECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL UPSET WHEN SHE KILLS ALL THOSE NICE ANIMALS, fOR NO GOOD REASON
  25. TC: HeHeHe iT'S AlL GoInG To bE LiKe fUcKiN BeInG AlL RiGhT.
  26. TC: I WoN'T AsK YoU Do tO ThAt.
  27. AT: oKAY, gOOD,
  28. TC: I JuSt gOt aNd fUcKiN ThOuGhT I'D TaKe tHiS MoThErFuCkEr oF A TiTs iDeA FoR A SpIn.
  29. AT: wITH ME, }:)
  30. TC: HeLlS To tHe fUcK YeAh bRoLlErDeRbY!
  31. AT: tHAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN,
  32. AT: oKAY, sO,
  33. AT: wHERE SHOULD WE START,
  34. TC: We'rE In yOuR RoOm.
  35. TC: aLl pUtTiN SoMe sErIoUs pEeP Up oN A FaIrY PoStEr oR SoMe dAmN ThInG.
  36. AT: hI gAMZEE, iT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE FOR A VISIT,
  37. AT: oH YES, gOOD IDEA, i LIKE MY POSTERS A LOT,
  38. AT: i GOT A NEW ONE FOR MY WRIGGLING DAY, a BLUE ONE WITH SPARKLES, i THINK IT'S MY SECOND FAVORITE NOW,
  39. TC: dAmN tHaT's NiCe.
  40. AT: sO DID YOU MAYBE WANT TO GO OUTSIDE, oR, uHHH,
  41. TC: WhIlE YoU'Re oVeR ThErE BeInG AlL AbOuT To sUgGeSt wE Go sOmE DoWn-aSs fUcKiN PlAcE I ClImB Up oNtO YoUr fOuR WhEeL MiRaClE.
  42. AT: wAIT, wHAT,
  43. TC: HaHaHaH I'M On mY MoThErFuCkIn kNeEs hErE, sTrAdDlInG YoUr lEgS AnD LoOkInG YoU RiGhT AlL Up iN ThE FaCe.
  44. AT: gAMZEE,
  45. AT: iS THIS A DIFFERENT, uHHH, sORT OF ROLEPLAY,
  46. AT: i'M NOT SURE HOW i FEEL ABOUT IT,
  47. TC: ReLaX BrO ShIt's aLl mOtHeRfUcKiN GoOd, YoU'Re nOt gOnNa gEt hUrT AnD NeItHeR Is sOmE FuCkIn aNiMaL, i pRoMiSe.
  48. AT: wELL, yEAH, bUT,
  49. TC: YoU GoTtA JuSt sAy fUcK It aNd rOlL WiTh sHiT LiKe tHiS sOmEtImEs.
  50. TC: jUsT GoTtA GeT To bEiNg aLl dOwN WiTh tHiS ClOwN.
  51. AT: bUT I DON'T KNOW IF,
  52. TC: OkAy sO YoU'rE aLl oVeR HeRe kIcKiN Up a mOtHeRfUcKeR Of a dUsT ClOuD BeCaUsE I'M Up iN BaSiCaLlY EvErY GrIlL YoU'lL eVeR hAvE.
  53. TC: I GoT YoU By tHe hOrNs aNd i tUrN YoUr fAcE BaCk tO Me.
  54. AT: oH GOD,
  55. TC: I LeAn dOwN AnD SmAcK A FaT KiSs rIgHt oN YoUr bIg mOuTh, OuR TeEtH AlL ClIcKiN BeCaUsE We'rE ThE FuCkIn aWeSoMeSt oF FaNg bRoS FoReVeR.
  56. TC: I FuCkIn sUcK On yOuR LoWeR LiP A LiTtLe, HeHe iT TuRnS OuT YoU TaStE PrEtTy gOoD.
  57. TC: OkAy sO I GoTtA Up aNd pUt oNe hAnD On yOuR ShOuLdEr sO I DoN'T FuCkIn fAlL OvEr aNd kNoCk uS BoTh tO ThE FlOoR.
  58. TC: BuT ThE SmArT MoThErFuCkEr rEaDiNg tHiS Is pRoBaBlY WoNdErInG WhAt mY OtHeR HaNd bE AlL Up aNd aBoUt tO Be gEtTiN InTo.
  59. TC: iT's HiS pAnTs.
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  61. adiosToreador [AT] blocked terminallyCapricious [TC]
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  63. terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT]
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  65. TC: HeY TaVrOs i tHiNk mAyBe yOu wEnT AlL AnD PuShEd sOmE WrOnG BuTtOn.
  66. TC: HaHaHaHa.
  67. AT: gAMZEE i DON'T THINK i CAN ROLEPLAY WITH YOU LIKE THIS
  68. TC: WeLl YoU DiDn't lIkE HaUl oFf aNd pUnCh mE In tHe MaKeUp Or pUsH Me oFf.
  69. AT: wELL THAT WOULD BE RUDE,
  70. AT: aND YOU'RE MY FRIEND,
  71. TC: HeHe jUsT ReLaX, mAyBe gEt yOuRsElF A HiT Of sOpOr sLiMe.
  72. TC: WhEn tHiS Is oVeR YoU ArE GoNnA Up aNd lIkE GeT To bEiNg tHe cHiLlEsT Of tHe mOtHeRfUcKeRs.
  73. AT: wAIT, sOPOR SLIME,
  74. AT: gAMZEE THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU,
  75. TC: It's aLl gOoD AnD SwEeT, jUsT GoTtA Be rOlLiN At wHaT YoUr hEaRt's gEtTiN To bE AlL In, YoU KnOw?
  76. AT: ,,,
  77. TC: DaMn mAn, YoU WeNt aNd wAs aLl lIkE To mAkE A MoThErFuCkEr lOsE HiS PlAcE.
  78. TC: oKaY,
  79. TC: ThErE GoEs yOuR MoThErFuCkIn pAnTs aLl oPeN.
  80. TC: aNd ThEn i...
  81. TC: WaIt.
  82. TC: It sTiLl lIkEs tO StAnD Up aNd gEt fReSh rIgHt?
  83. AT: tHAT'S KIND OF, pERSONAL,
  84. AT: oKAY YES IT DOES,
  85. TC: Oh tHaT Is mOtHeRfUcKiN TiTs tImEs tHeRe bRo, DoN'T KnOw wHaT I'D Be aLl uP InTo bY NoW If i cOuLdN'T GeT My bAlLoOn aNiMaL To cOmE OuT To sAy hElLo!
  86. TC: :oD
  87. AT: yEAH, sINCE YOU MENTION IT, uHHH, i WAS REALLY SCARED FOR AWHILE TOO,
  88. AT: bUT IT'S OKAY,
  89. TC: OkAy hEhEhE We hAvE GoT To rOcK A SeRiOuS FaCe aNd sToP FaLlInG Up iNtO AlL ThEsE MoThErFuCkIn dIsTrAcTiOnS.
  90. AT: oKAY, sORRY,
  91. TC: sO NoW I GoT A FuCkIn hOlD On yOu.
  92. AT: oKAY, i GUESS,
  93. TC: I'M FuCkIn rUbBiN It.
  94. AT: oH GOD,
  95. TC: lIkE PoLiShInG OnE Of mY JuGgLiNg cLuBs.
  96. AT: iT MAKES ME, sTILL UNCOMFORTABLE, bUT IT FEELS GOOD WHEN YOU DO THAT
  97. TC: DaAaAaAmN, lOoK HoW BiG It aLl iS.
  98. TC: ThAt iS RiGhT ThE FuCk oN, i gUeSs wHeN ThE MiRtHfUl mInIsTeRs tAkE OnE ThInG FrOm yOu tHeY GiVe yOu aNoThEr.
  99. AT: wAIT, i SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING FOR YOU, uHHH
  100. AT: i PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR THIGHS, aND SLIDE THEM UP,
  101. TC: YeEeEaAaAhHh...
  102. AT: i HAVE MY HAND ON YOUR bULGE, aND i LOOK UP INTO YOUR FACE,
  103. AT: aND SMILE A LITTLE,
  104. TC: YoU KnOw tHaT MoThErFuCkEr's hArD As sToNe.
  105. AT: yEAH, i DO,
  106. TC: StIlL RuBbInG YoU, cIrClInG A FiNgErTiP ArOuNd tHe hEaD.
  107. AT: hAHHHHH,
  108. AT: tHAT'S REALLY SENSITIVE,
  109. AT: bUT I WON'T STOP YOU,
  110. TC: CaNt sToP Me nOw aNyWaY BrOtHeR, dOn't eVeN FuCkIn tRy tHaT ShIt.
  111. AT: i WON'T, bUT, i GOT YOURS OUT TOO
  112. AT: iT LOOKS, nICE,
  113. TC: :o)
  114. AT: }:)
  115. AT: aNYWAY, i GET TO WORK, uSING REALLY GENTLE STROKES AT FIRST,
  116. TC: UhHh, I LiKe tHaT A LoT.
  117. AT: mATTERS PROGRESS, aND I BUILD TO A STRONGER MOTION
  118. TC: HaHaHa lOoK DoWn bRo, We'rE CrOsSiNg sWoRdS HeRe.
  119. AT: i DON'T MIND,
  120. TC: nEiThEr
  121. TC: cLoSe ThOuGh
  122. AT: oKAY,
  123. AT: tHAT'S FINE,
  124. AT: oH, i KNOW, tHERE'S LOTION HERE IN REACH,
  125. AT: nOW IT'S ON MY HAND, aND IT FEELS REALLY GOOD AGAINST YOUR SKIN,
  126. TC: HnNnNn, YeAh...
  127. TC: RoCkIn a lItTlE.
  128. TC: gOdDaMmiT mOtHeRfUcKeR I'M sO cLoSe
  129. AT: sMILING, i'M REALLY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT,
  130. AT: i USE MY OTHER HAND TO, uHHH, pLAY WITH YOUR BALLS A LITTLE
  131. TC: OH FUCK
  132. AT: aRE YOU OKAY,
  133. AT: hEY,
  134. TC: UhHhNnN So wHaT HaPpEnS NeXt iS ThAt i tHrUsT At yOu oNe fInAl tImE BeFoRe i fLiP RiGhT ThE FuCk oUt.
  135. TC: LoOkS LiKe yOu tOoK A SpLaSh oF MiRaClE GeNeTiCs tO ThE ChEsT!
  136. AT: hEEE, iT'S OKAY, i HAVE MORE SHIRTS,
  137. TC: BuT I KiNdA GoT ToO ExCiTeD AnD ToPpLeD Us, We'rE On tHe fLoOr nOw.
  138. AT: oH NOOO,
  139. TC: YoU LaNdEd oN ToP Of mE.
  140. AT: gAMZEE i'M REALLY SORRY,
  141. TC: No, ReLaX, i jUsT NoTiCeD WhAt hApPeNeD AnD I'M On tHiS MoThErFuCkIn tHiNg lIkE BrOwN On sHiT.
  142. TC: I'Ll hElP YoU BaCk uP At wHeRe yOuR NoBlE StEeD SiTs wHeN We'rE DoNe.
  143. TC: BuT RiGhT NoW We'rE LaUgHiNg aBoUt iT.
  144. TC: YoU'Re pRoPpEd uP In a pIlE Of yOuR TeDdY BeArS NoW.
  145. AT: hOST PLUSH,
  146. TC: YeAh tHeM.
  147. TC: AnD ThErE Go yOuR MoThErFuCkIn pAnTs bRo!
  148. TC: I GeT RiGhT DoWn iN ThErE AnD GiVe iT A LiCk.
  149. AT: oH WOW,
  150. TC: It's iNsAnE HoW BiG ThIs tHiNg iS BuT ThAt's nOt gOnNa sToP tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR.
  151. TC: I RuN My tOnGuE AlOnG ItS LeNgTh.
  152. AT: yESSS,
  153. TC: uP aNd DoWn
  154. AT: gAMZEE,
  155. TC: BeFoRe tAkInG ThE HeAd iN My mOuTh aNd sUcKiNg gEnTlY.
  156. AT: wATCH THE TEETH,
  157. TC: Oh yEaH ThOsE MoThErFuCkErS CaN CoNsIdEr tHeMsElVeS On pRoBaTiOn, GoTtA GeT AlL GoInG To cHeCk iN WiTh a cOrReXeCuTiOnAl oFfIcEr eVeRy 24 HoUrS Or gEt cUlLeD.
  158. AT: tHANK YOU,
  159. TC: NoW I GoT My mOuTh aLl tO Be jUsT CoMpLeTeLy fIlLeD WiTh bEeF HeRe, GrAdE A PrImE FlAnK StEaK.
  160. TC: If yOu kNoW WhAt i mEaN.
  161. TC: AnD I'D BeT My lAsT HoRn yOu dO.
  162. AT: i DO, oH GOD,
  163. AT: yOUR MOUTH IS REALLY WARM,
  164. AT: i'M ARCHING MY BACK A LITTLE,
  165. AT: gRIPPING A HANDFUL OF PLUSH,
  166. TC: yEsSsSsSs
  167. TC: BoBbInG My hEaD A LiTtLe bIt fAsTeR, fLiCkInG My tOnGuE AgAiNsT YoU.
  168. TC: ThIs iS fUn As ShItKiCkIn GoOd TiMeS gEt.
  169. AT: yOU MIGHT WANT TO MOVE,
  170. AT: i'M REALLY GONNA,
  171. TC: No wAy mAn, I LoCk eYeS WiTh yOu, ThE FeStIvE TwInKlE Is jUsT NoT EvEn tO Be bElIeVeD.
  172. AT: uHHHHHHHHHHN,
  173. TC: I KeEp lIcKiNg aNd sUcKiNg aT It, BuT GeNtLy nOw cLeAnInG YoU Up.
  174. AT: wOW, jUST, hOLY SHIT,
  175. TC: So hOw wAs i aT ThIs rOlEpLaY ThInG?
  176. AT: tHAT WAS AMAZING,
  177. AT: yOU SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN,
  178. TC: HaHa ThE cIrCuS rOlLs In MyStErIoUs WaYs My FrIeNd. MaYbE We wIlL. ;o)
  179. TC: BuT HeY LiStEn tHiS WaS PrEtTy mUcH ThE BeSt tHiNg i'vE GoTtEn mY BaD SeLf uP InTo aLl dAy, BuT I ThInK I'M GoNnA Go oUt tO ThE BeAcH fOr AwHiLe.
  180. TC: SeE wHaT I cAn SeE.
  181. AT: gAMZEE, wAIT,
  182. TC: wHaT?
  183. AT: mY CHAIR, uMMM,
  184. TC: Oh fUcK! tHaT'S RiGhT...
  185. TC: HaHa sOrRy mAn, YoU KnOw sOmEtImEs i kInDa GeT mY hEaD aLl uP aRoUnD a ClOuD iN sPaCe.
  186. AT: nO HARM DONE,
  187. TC: I GeT YoUr fOuR WhEeLeD DeViCe aNd sTaNd tHaT MoThErFuCkEr rIgHtWaYs wHeRe tHe sHiT BeLoNgS.
  188. TC: ThEn i pUt mY ArMs aRoUnD YoU AnD LiFt.
  189. TC: AnD ThEn yOu'rE RiGhT BaCk tO RoCkIn tHaT ThRoNe.
  190. AT: tHANK YOU,
  191.  
  192. terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT]