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- terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT]
- TC: WhOa wHaT ThE FuCk iT Is mY MoThErFuCkIn bUlLhOnKeY?
- TC: TaVrOs mAn wHeRe yOu aT On tHiS FiNe aSs bItCh oF A DaY?
- TC: HoOoOoOoOoOoNk!
- AT: oH HEY,
- AT: sORRY,
- TC: ThErE yOu ArE. :o)
- AT: yEAH, i'M SORRY, i DIDN'T HEAR THE HUSKTOP,
- TC: It's aLl fUcKiN FiNe aNd cHiLl aS ChIlL CaN Up aNd gEt.
- AT: oKAY, dID YOU NEED SOMETHING,
- TC: Yo wHaT It iS YoU KnOw aBoUt tHiS BuLgE-OuT InSaNe sHiT CaLlEd rOlEpLaY?
- AT: uHHH, wELL,
- TC: Ac gOt mE InTo cOnVeRsAtIoNs aBoUt aLl lIkE FuCkIn,
- TC: I dUnNo,
- TC: BuT ShE WaS AlL LiKe bEiNg uP AnD AlL ToRe a hOlE CoMpLeTeLy iN ThE SiDe oF ThIs uNdEaD WiZaRd HoUnD oR SoMeThInG.
- TC: ExCePt tHaT FuCkEr wAs oNlY On tHe iNtErNeT.
- AT: sOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SHE'D DO,
- AT: sHE LIKES TO,
- AT: wELL,
- TC: hAhA.
- AT: sHE ALWAYS LIKES TO HUNT,
- AT: bUT, uHHH, i DONT ROLEPLAY MUCH WITH HER ANYMORE,
- AT: bECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL UPSET WHEN SHE KILLS ALL THOSE NICE ANIMALS, fOR NO GOOD REASON
- TC: HeHeHe iT'S AlL GoInG To bE LiKe fUcKiN BeInG AlL RiGhT.
- TC: I WoN'T AsK YoU Do tO ThAt.
- AT: oKAY, gOOD,
- TC: I JuSt gOt aNd fUcKiN ThOuGhT I'D TaKe tHiS MoThErFuCkEr oF A TiTs iDeA FoR A SpIn.
- AT: wITH ME, }:)
- TC: HeLlS To tHe fUcK YeAh bRoLlErDeRbY!
- AT: tHAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN,
- AT: oKAY, sO,
- AT: wHERE SHOULD WE START,
- TC: We'rE In yOuR RoOm.
- TC: aLl pUtTiN SoMe sErIoUs pEeP Up oN A FaIrY PoStEr oR SoMe dAmN ThInG.
- AT: hI gAMZEE, iT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE FOR A VISIT,
- AT: oH YES, gOOD IDEA, i LIKE MY POSTERS A LOT,
- AT: i GOT A NEW ONE FOR MY WRIGGLING DAY, a BLUE ONE WITH SPARKLES, i THINK IT'S MY SECOND FAVORITE NOW,
- TC: dAmN tHaT's NiCe.
- AT: sO DID YOU MAYBE WANT TO GO OUTSIDE, oR, uHHH,
- TC: WhIlE YoU'Re oVeR ThErE BeInG AlL AbOuT To sUgGeSt wE Go sOmE DoWn-aSs fUcKiN PlAcE I ClImB Up oNtO YoUr fOuR WhEeL MiRaClE.
- AT: wAIT, wHAT,
- TC: HaHaHaH I'M On mY MoThErFuCkIn kNeEs hErE, sTrAdDlInG YoUr lEgS AnD LoOkInG YoU RiGhT AlL Up iN ThE FaCe.
- AT: gAMZEE,
- AT: iS THIS A DIFFERENT, uHHH, sORT OF ROLEPLAY,
- AT: i'M NOT SURE HOW i FEEL ABOUT IT,
- TC: ReLaX BrO ShIt's aLl mOtHeRfUcKiN GoOd, YoU'Re nOt gOnNa gEt hUrT AnD NeItHeR Is sOmE FuCkIn aNiMaL, i pRoMiSe.
- AT: wELL, yEAH, bUT,
- TC: YoU GoTtA JuSt sAy fUcK It aNd rOlL WiTh sHiT LiKe tHiS sOmEtImEs.
- TC: jUsT GoTtA GeT To bEiNg aLl dOwN WiTh tHiS ClOwN.
- AT: bUT I DON'T KNOW IF,
- TC: OkAy sO YoU'rE aLl oVeR HeRe kIcKiN Up a mOtHeRfUcKeR Of a dUsT ClOuD BeCaUsE I'M Up iN BaSiCaLlY EvErY GrIlL YoU'lL eVeR hAvE.
- TC: I GoT YoU By tHe hOrNs aNd i tUrN YoUr fAcE BaCk tO Me.
- AT: oH GOD,
- TC: I LeAn dOwN AnD SmAcK A FaT KiSs rIgHt oN YoUr bIg mOuTh, OuR TeEtH AlL ClIcKiN BeCaUsE We'rE ThE FuCkIn aWeSoMeSt oF FaNg bRoS FoReVeR.
- TC: I FuCkIn sUcK On yOuR LoWeR LiP A LiTtLe, HeHe iT TuRnS OuT YoU TaStE PrEtTy gOoD.
- TC: OkAy sO I GoTtA Up aNd pUt oNe hAnD On yOuR ShOuLdEr sO I DoN'T FuCkIn fAlL OvEr aNd kNoCk uS BoTh tO ThE FlOoR.
- TC: BuT ThE SmArT MoThErFuCkEr rEaDiNg tHiS Is pRoBaBlY WoNdErInG WhAt mY OtHeR HaNd bE AlL Up aNd aBoUt tO Be gEtTiN InTo.
- TC: iT's HiS pAnTs.
- adiosToreador [AT] blocked terminallyCapricious [TC]
- terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT]
- TC: HeY TaVrOs i tHiNk mAyBe yOu wEnT AlL AnD PuShEd sOmE WrOnG BuTtOn.
- TC: HaHaHaHa.
- AT: gAMZEE i DON'T THINK i CAN ROLEPLAY WITH YOU LIKE THIS
- TC: WeLl YoU DiDn't lIkE HaUl oFf aNd pUnCh mE In tHe MaKeUp Or pUsH Me oFf.
- AT: wELL THAT WOULD BE RUDE,
- AT: aND YOU'RE MY FRIEND,
- TC: HeHe jUsT ReLaX, mAyBe gEt yOuRsElF A HiT Of sOpOr sLiMe.
- TC: WhEn tHiS Is oVeR YoU ArE GoNnA Up aNd lIkE GeT To bEiNg tHe cHiLlEsT Of tHe mOtHeRfUcKeRs.
- AT: wAIT, sOPOR SLIME,
- AT: gAMZEE THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU,
- TC: It's aLl gOoD AnD SwEeT, jUsT GoTtA Be rOlLiN At wHaT YoUr hEaRt's gEtTiN To bE AlL In, YoU KnOw?
- AT: ,,,
- TC: DaMn mAn, YoU WeNt aNd wAs aLl lIkE To mAkE A MoThErFuCkEr lOsE HiS PlAcE.
- TC: oKaY,
- TC: ThErE GoEs yOuR MoThErFuCkIn pAnTs aLl oPeN.
- TC: aNd ThEn i...
- TC: WaIt.
- TC: It sTiLl lIkEs tO StAnD Up aNd gEt fReSh rIgHt?
- AT: tHAT'S KIND OF, pERSONAL,
- AT: oKAY YES IT DOES,
- TC: Oh tHaT Is mOtHeRfUcKiN TiTs tImEs tHeRe bRo, DoN'T KnOw wHaT I'D Be aLl uP InTo bY NoW If i cOuLdN'T GeT My bAlLoOn aNiMaL To cOmE OuT To sAy hElLo!
- TC: :oD
- AT: yEAH, sINCE YOU MENTION IT, uHHH, i WAS REALLY SCARED FOR AWHILE TOO,
- AT: bUT IT'S OKAY,
- TC: OkAy hEhEhE We hAvE GoT To rOcK A SeRiOuS FaCe aNd sToP FaLlInG Up iNtO AlL ThEsE MoThErFuCkIn dIsTrAcTiOnS.
- AT: oKAY, sORRY,
- TC: sO NoW I GoT A FuCkIn hOlD On yOu.
- AT: oKAY, i GUESS,
- TC: I'M FuCkIn rUbBiN It.
- AT: oH GOD,
- TC: lIkE PoLiShInG OnE Of mY JuGgLiNg cLuBs.
- AT: iT MAKES ME, sTILL UNCOMFORTABLE, bUT IT FEELS GOOD WHEN YOU DO THAT
- TC: DaAaAaAmN, lOoK HoW BiG It aLl iS.
- TC: ThAt iS RiGhT ThE FuCk oN, i gUeSs wHeN ThE MiRtHfUl mInIsTeRs tAkE OnE ThInG FrOm yOu tHeY GiVe yOu aNoThEr.
- AT: wAIT, i SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING FOR YOU, uHHH
- AT: i PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR THIGHS, aND SLIDE THEM UP,
- TC: YeEeEaAaAhHh...
- AT: i HAVE MY HAND ON YOUR bULGE, aND i LOOK UP INTO YOUR FACE,
- AT: aND SMILE A LITTLE,
- TC: YoU KnOw tHaT MoThErFuCkEr's hArD As sToNe.
- AT: yEAH, i DO,
- TC: StIlL RuBbInG YoU, cIrClInG A FiNgErTiP ArOuNd tHe hEaD.
- AT: hAHHHHH,
- AT: tHAT'S REALLY SENSITIVE,
- AT: bUT I WON'T STOP YOU,
- TC: CaNt sToP Me nOw aNyWaY BrOtHeR, dOn't eVeN FuCkIn tRy tHaT ShIt.
- AT: i WON'T, bUT, i GOT YOURS OUT TOO
- AT: iT LOOKS, nICE,
- TC: :o)
- AT: }:)
- AT: aNYWAY, i GET TO WORK, uSING REALLY GENTLE STROKES AT FIRST,
- TC: UhHh, I LiKe tHaT A LoT.
- AT: mATTERS PROGRESS, aND I BUILD TO A STRONGER MOTION
- TC: HaHaHa lOoK DoWn bRo, We'rE CrOsSiNg sWoRdS HeRe.
- AT: i DON'T MIND,
- TC: nEiThEr
- TC: cLoSe ThOuGh
- AT: oKAY,
- AT: tHAT'S FINE,
- AT: oH, i KNOW, tHERE'S LOTION HERE IN REACH,
- AT: nOW IT'S ON MY HAND, aND IT FEELS REALLY GOOD AGAINST YOUR SKIN,
- TC: HnNnNn, YeAh...
- TC: RoCkIn a lItTlE.
- TC: gOdDaMmiT mOtHeRfUcKeR I'M sO cLoSe
- AT: sMILING, i'M REALLY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT,
- AT: i USE MY OTHER HAND TO, uHHH, pLAY WITH YOUR BALLS A LITTLE
- TC: OH FUCK
- AT: aRE YOU OKAY,
- AT: hEY,
- TC: UhHhNnN So wHaT HaPpEnS NeXt iS ThAt i tHrUsT At yOu oNe fInAl tImE BeFoRe i fLiP RiGhT ThE FuCk oUt.
- TC: LoOkS LiKe yOu tOoK A SpLaSh oF MiRaClE GeNeTiCs tO ThE ChEsT!
- AT: hEEE, iT'S OKAY, i HAVE MORE SHIRTS,
- TC: BuT I KiNdA GoT ToO ExCiTeD AnD ToPpLeD Us, We'rE On tHe fLoOr nOw.
- AT: oH NOOO,
- TC: YoU LaNdEd oN ToP Of mE.
- AT: gAMZEE i'M REALLY SORRY,
- TC: No, ReLaX, i jUsT NoTiCeD WhAt hApPeNeD AnD I'M On tHiS MoThErFuCkIn tHiNg lIkE BrOwN On sHiT.
- TC: I'Ll hElP YoU BaCk uP At wHeRe yOuR NoBlE StEeD SiTs wHeN We'rE DoNe.
- TC: BuT RiGhT NoW We'rE LaUgHiNg aBoUt iT.
- TC: YoU'Re pRoPpEd uP In a pIlE Of yOuR TeDdY BeArS NoW.
- AT: hOST PLUSH,
- TC: YeAh tHeM.
- TC: AnD ThErE Go yOuR MoThErFuCkIn pAnTs bRo!
- TC: I GeT RiGhT DoWn iN ThErE AnD GiVe iT A LiCk.
- AT: oH WOW,
- TC: It's iNsAnE HoW BiG ThIs tHiNg iS BuT ThAt's nOt gOnNa sToP tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR.
- TC: I RuN My tOnGuE AlOnG ItS LeNgTh.
- AT: yESSS,
- TC: uP aNd DoWn
- AT: gAMZEE,
- TC: BeFoRe tAkInG ThE HeAd iN My mOuTh aNd sUcKiNg gEnTlY.
- AT: wATCH THE TEETH,
- TC: Oh yEaH ThOsE MoThErFuCkErS CaN CoNsIdEr tHeMsElVeS On pRoBaTiOn, GoTtA GeT AlL GoInG To cHeCk iN WiTh a cOrReXeCuTiOnAl oFfIcEr eVeRy 24 HoUrS Or gEt cUlLeD.
- AT: tHANK YOU,
- TC: NoW I GoT My mOuTh aLl tO Be jUsT CoMpLeTeLy fIlLeD WiTh bEeF HeRe, GrAdE A PrImE FlAnK StEaK.
- TC: If yOu kNoW WhAt i mEaN.
- TC: AnD I'D BeT My lAsT HoRn yOu dO.
- AT: i DO, oH GOD,
- AT: yOUR MOUTH IS REALLY WARM,
- AT: i'M ARCHING MY BACK A LITTLE,
- AT: gRIPPING A HANDFUL OF PLUSH,
- TC: yEsSsSsSs
- TC: BoBbInG My hEaD A LiTtLe bIt fAsTeR, fLiCkInG My tOnGuE AgAiNsT YoU.
- TC: ThIs iS fUn As ShItKiCkIn GoOd TiMeS gEt.
- AT: yOU MIGHT WANT TO MOVE,
- AT: i'M REALLY GONNA,
- TC: No wAy mAn, I LoCk eYeS WiTh yOu, ThE FeStIvE TwInKlE Is jUsT NoT EvEn tO Be bElIeVeD.
- AT: uHHHHHHHHHHN,
- TC: I KeEp lIcKiNg aNd sUcKiNg aT It, BuT GeNtLy nOw cLeAnInG YoU Up.
- AT: wOW, jUST, hOLY SHIT,
- TC: So hOw wAs i aT ThIs rOlEpLaY ThInG?
- AT: tHAT WAS AMAZING,
- AT: yOU SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN,
- TC: HaHa ThE cIrCuS rOlLs In MyStErIoUs WaYs My FrIeNd. MaYbE We wIlL. ;o)
- TC: BuT HeY LiStEn tHiS WaS PrEtTy mUcH ThE BeSt tHiNg i'vE GoTtEn mY BaD SeLf uP InTo aLl dAy, BuT I ThInK I'M GoNnA Go oUt tO ThE BeAcH fOr AwHiLe.
- TC: SeE wHaT I cAn SeE.
- AT: gAMZEE, wAIT,
- TC: wHaT?
- AT: mY CHAIR, uMMM,
- TC: Oh fUcK! tHaT'S RiGhT...
- TC: HaHa sOrRy mAn, YoU KnOw sOmEtImEs i kInDa GeT mY hEaD aLl uP aRoUnD a ClOuD iN sPaCe.
- AT: nO HARM DONE,
- TC: I GeT YoUr fOuR WhEeLeD DeViCe aNd sTaNd tHaT MoThErFuCkEr rIgHtWaYs wHeRe tHe sHiT BeLoNgS.
- TC: ThEn i pUt mY ArMs aRoUnD YoU AnD LiFt.
- TC: AnD ThEn yOu'rE RiGhT BaCk tO RoCkIn tHaT ThRoNe.
- AT: tHANK YOU,
- terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT]
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