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FluffyHarbinger

High Class 2

Aug 11th, 2012
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  1. > "No pooping outside the litter box, ever."
  2. > "No peeing outside the litter box, ever."
  3. > "You do not cry, or say sorry, you should be thankful for spankings. They help you learn."
  4. > "You must bow when a superior enters the room"
  5. > How to bow, proper fluffy speech, you may not leave till dismissed, you may not act till given the word, you must comply with every order
  6. > Today's lesson is proper canter and keeping your tux on
  7. > The small fluffy is unable to wear any clothing due to the thick fluff
  8. > Instead he has a little white collar and black bowtie
  9. > "Now try again"
  10. > Bowing with his tail partially raised but still covering his backend, his eyes closed, right foot forward, left foot under and back legs partially bent
  11. > It's not comfortable but the fluffy holds the bow for a full minute
  12. > "Good, now show me your trot. Retrieve the blue ball for me"
  13. > No longer a waddle the fluffies head remains level and his tail bobs up and down as he gracefully walks towards the ball
  14. > Stopping he lowers his head and keeps the rest of his body ridged
  15. > Then he raises his head turns in place and trots back
  16. > "Very good, now show me the canter and return the ball"
  17. > Silently he picks the ball back up, turns around, and begins the canter
  18. > Half hopping half jumping he raises his right front and back left leg
  19. > Then mid hop places them on the floor and raises the other legs
  20. > Keeping his balance takes all his concentration but after two weeks of practice the fluffy manages to successfully canter there and back without incident
  21. > A small smile on his face he silently stands at attention waiting for a command
  22. > Up until yesterday he would look at Dulcett and wag his tail whenever he did something right
  23. > "You may relax, very good work today"
  24. > Breathing a deep sigh the fluffy cheers and wags his tail smiling and speaking
  25. > "Fankoo fow de wessons mistaw Duwwsset! Monty cantaw suu pwetty today!"
  26. > "Indeed, you can relax and play for the rest of the day. But, remember if the master comes in you must bow and behave yourself!"
  27. > "Yes siw! Monty be good fow mastah! ooh... esscuussme mista Duwwcet Monty haffta use waffatowy!"
  28. > The "lavatory" is an enclosed litter box that automatically cleans itself
  29. > At first the fluffy refused to even go near the spherical litter box thinking it was a "scawy dawk sowwy box!"
  30. > After a liberal spanking he overcame his fear and has had no incidents since
  31. > Dulcett smiles, his lessons are working well
  32. > Monty's vocabulary, mannerism, and attitude have all improved by leaps and bounds
  33. > Whenever he enters Monty drops whatever he is doing even mid poop and attempts to bow
  34. > Then he stands at attention till given a command
  35. > The plan is coming together
  36. > In another week Dulcett gives Monty a small metal crest on his collar
  37. > "Congratulations Monty, you're now a full fledged member of the house staff."
  38. > "Iss an honow"
  39. > Even the master is impressed by the little fluff ball
  40. > Over the next few days Monty's duties are largely restricted to being cute and keeping his saferoom clean
  41. > Then Monty is called into the office
  42. > He trots in after gently knocking
  43. > And stands at attention silently while the Master writes behind his desk
  44. > After a few minutes the master looks up and places his pen down
  45. > "Fluffy, I have an important job for you"
  46. > "Anyfing mastaw, fwuffy is at yow dispowsaw"
  47. > The man stands up and walks towards a large pane window gazing over the large lawn
  48. > "I have a guest coming soon, but I have to leave for a few days"
  49. > The fluffy doesn't move an inch
  50. > "His name is also Monty, but he's a human. My father’s brother"
  51. > "I have to go on business, but I need you to watch the house and take care of him"
  52. > "Fwuffy unda stan, watch da howse an make suwe Mastah Monty is comfowtabwe"
  53. > Silently the Master chuckles
  54. > This could actually work
  55. > A day later he leaves, "Ensure that my uncle is comfortable fluffy"
  56. > "Haff a good twip mastah"
  57. > The fluffy bows as the Master and Dulcett leave
  58. > They enter the car and drive to the back of the house
  59. > And wait for Monty to arrive in a few minutes
  60. > His cherry red viper thunders down the drive way
  61. > And skids to a halt in front of the mansion
  62. > A short, round, and sweaty man steps out of the sports car
  63. > A well chewed cigar in his lips he spits out the butt into the lawn and steps towards the door
  64. > "HEEEEEY CHESTER! UNCLE MONTY'S HERE!!"
  65. > His fat fist pounds on the door rattling a gold wrist watch
  66. > Two butlers pull open the large door and a line of staff awaits him in the lobby
  67. > Then the fluffy canters down the line and stands before the short man
  68. > "What the fuck..."
  69. > "Gweetings mastah Monty, on behawf of da houwse we wewcome yuu'"
  70. > He bows with the whole staff
  71. > Monty is speechless
  72. > Another staff member takes the bags and stands alongside the fluffy
  73. > "Pwease fowwow fwuffy tu youw woom"
  74. > Standing in the doorway staff dead pan and a fluffy waiting for him
  75. > "Maaan Chester has some weird ass taste..."
  76. > The three walk through the corridors silently
  77. > The human Monty bewildered as to the strange state of affairs
  78. > As they reach the door he speaks up
  79. > "So uh... where's your daddy?"
  80. > "Fwuffy nuu haff daddy, fwuffy membew of howse stahf"
  81. > "Da mastah an mistaw Dewwsset weave on bizzyness dis mownin"
  82. > "Dey esspwess deiw sincewe apowwogees"
  83. > Still stunned by the fluffy butler Monty enters his room without question
  84. > This continues for the rest of the day
  85. > Whenever Monty calls for service the fluffy greets him and fulfills his orders
  86. > Everything is going well
  87. > Monty's vulgarities and foul language aside
  88. > Until after dinner when Monty asks for a "rub"
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