The Ballistic Autistic: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Ballistic Autistic: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Ballistic Autistic: RE
The Ballistic Autistic: REEEEEEEEE
alexqwx: shitty aimbot sniper #2
The Ballistic Autistic: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
alexqwx: It's funny that two aimbot snipers don't have the gamesense needed to headshot a few robots.
alexqwx: It's not even hard. lol
The Ballistic Autistic: Actually the aimbot is not working correctly against robots
The Ballistic Autistic: almost all of the time it was causing bodyshots
alexqwx: Sure it isn't.
The Ballistic Autistic: I'm sorry
The Ballistic Autistic: I just kept missing my aimbot shots
alexqwx: You're pretty shit if you can't even get an aimbot to do your job for you.
alexqwx: Get good, noob.
The Ballistic Autistic: WHY DID YOU BOTHER HUNTING DOWN THE STEAM PROFILES OF TWO RANDOM PEOPLE
The Ballistic Autistic: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE?
alexqwx: You are shit
The Ballistic Autistic: thx
alexqwx: as is your other scumbag cheating friend.
The Ballistic Autistic: sorry
The Ballistic Autistic: I mean
The Ballistic Autistic: mvm is easy as dogshit
The Ballistic Autistic: we were just fucking about
alexqwx: Yes. You would know.
alexqwx: With your 100 hours on the game. hahahaha
The Ballistic Autistic: oh yes
alexqwx: "It's so easy so we'll cheat to make it easier"
The Ballistic Autistic: it's a fucking awful repetitive gamemode and we wanted to grind out loot faster
alexqwx: You're talking about a matter of 5 minutes being shaved off per mission.
The Ballistic Autistic: yes but I also don't have to play the game
alexqwx: Assuming you're playing with decent people. Here's an idea: get good!
alexqwx: noob
The Ballistic Autistic: ok
The Ballistic Autistic: I already know how to play mvm
The Ballistic Autistic: it's not hard
alexqwx: sure you do
alexqwx: That's why you have to cheat.
alexqwx: noob
The Ballistic Autistic: lol
The Ballistic Autistic: I mean
The Ballistic Autistic: ok
alexqwx: rekt
The Ballistic Autistic: WOAH
The Ballistic Autistic: WOAH
The Ballistic Autistic: SHIT
The Ballistic Autistic: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE 15 YEARS OLD?!?!
The Ballistic Autistic: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO
alexqwx: Get good, noob.
alexqwx: shitty aimbot sniper
alexqwx: who can't even headshot robots.
The Ballistic Autistic: this is obviously not a fucking alt account
The Ballistic Autistic: how fucking stupid are you
alexqwx: That's what all the noobs say.
The Ballistic Autistic: oh
alexqwx: "Waaa. It's an alt."
alexqwx: You're just shit.
The Ballistic Autistic: I didn't know
The Ballistic Autistic: sorry
The Ballistic Autistic: you seem to know me better than I know myself!
The Ballistic Autistic: amazing!
alexqwx: Get good so you won't have to cheat.
The Ballistic Autistic: will you be my psycic?
alexqwx: I am so much better than you fucktards.
The Ballistic Autistic: ok
alexqwx: I outdamaged both of you aimbot snipers as a scout.
alexqwx: You're fucking terrible.
The Ballistic Autistic: I mean
The Ballistic Autistic: I was tabbed out of the game for the majority of it
The Ballistic Autistic: so congrats
alexqwx: Your aimbot was still on, though.
alexqwx: noob
alexqwx: I could outdamage you any day of the week.
The Ballistic Autistic: good job then
The Ballistic Autistic: you beat a fucking bot
alexqwx: an aimbot
alexqwx: rekt
The Ballistic Autistic: you realise that you're basically going up to a sniper bot and bragging about how much better you are
The Ballistic Autistic: I don't know what you're trying to prove
alexqwx: I beat you even though you were cheating.
alexqwx: Therefore, you are shit.
alexqwx: Case dismissed
The Ballistic Autistic: go brag to the creator of the software if you're really proud of being better than it
The Ballistic Autistic: I wasn't even playing the game
alexqwx: You need to cheat to win.
alexqwx: lol
The Ballistic Autistic: did you get enough air at birth?
alexqwx: #get
alexqwx: #good
The Ballistic Autistic: OH MAN
alexqwx: #noob
The Ballistic Autistic: COOL MEMES
alexqwx: rekt
The Ballistic Autistic: woahh
The Ballistic Autistic: go do like 80 fucking tours and tell me you wouldn't want to cheat through them
alexqwx: Why even cheat?
alexqwx: You have to pay money
alexqwx: on an account that will inevitably get banned.
The Ballistic Autistic: lol
The Ballistic Autistic: VAC is fucking awful
alexqwx: which will prevent you from trading to your main account.
alexqwx: How do you know it's bad?
The Ballistic Autistic: the other guy you added has hacked on tons of accounts and shit
The Ballistic Autistic: nothing has ever happened
alexqwx: I'm sure it will stay like that forever.
alexqwx: lol
alexqwx: naive noobs
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The Ballistic Autistic: I wouldn't use hacks in a normal game
The Ballistic Autistic: I'd fucking love it if valve shit on hackers and stopped it
alexqwx: It takes about the same amount of time to win with cheats. lmao
The Ballistic Autistic: I don't want the game to be filled with hackers
The Ballistic Autistic: I'm literally just doing it to skip some mvm bullshit
alexqwx: And Two Cities isn't even sustainable, you tard.
The Ballistic Autistic: but
The Ballistic Autistic: but
The Ballistic Autistic: but
The Ballistic Autistic: the golden weapons
alexqwx: If you're playing for the loot, you're a retard.
The Ballistic Autistic: and filling out my worthless fabriactors
alexqwx: You have to keep buying tickets.
alexqwx: On average, you will be at a huge loss.
The Ballistic Autistic: if you're playing for fun you're an even bigger retard
The Ballistic Autistic: the gamemode is stale as fuck
The Ballistic Autistic: it's not enjoyable
alexqwx: Are you actually playing for loot?
The Ballistic Autistic: it's the same thing over and over
alexqwx: Jesus Christ. what a moron.
The Ballistic Autistic: sorry
alexqwx: You think you can keep going with startup money.
alexqwx: It doesn't work like that.
alexqwx: You will pay for loads of tickets
alexqwx: and you will get shitty loot.
The Ballistic Autistic: I've played for 80 tours
The Ballistic Autistic: and you pretty much make a lot of it back
alexqwx: You will be at a loss.
alexqwx: You really don't.
alexqwx: Unless you get lucky.
alexqwx: But, then again, you'd have to be retarded to play on that basis.
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The Ballistic Autistic: I'm opening the game, tabbing out and playing other games
The Ballistic Autistic: I'm sorry this offends you so much that you had to track down this account and talk to me for no reason
alexqwx: You must have down's syndrome if you think that mvm is financially sustainable.
The Ballistic Autistic: ok
The Ballistic Autistic: I have down syndrome
alexqwx: And you're shit.
The Ballistic Autistic: you can stop now
alexqwx: You're worthless.
alexqwx: I am better than you.
The Ballistic Autistic: :(
The Ballistic Autistic: ok
alexqwx: get rekt
alexqwx: Someone needs a lesson in basic statistics.
The Ballistic Autistic: someone needs a lesson in basic human decency
The Ballistic Autistic: stop cyber bullying
alexqwx: You're a cheater who is completely retarded.
The Ballistic Autistic: :c
The Ballistic Autistic: rude
alexqwx: Playing mvm for loot is like playing the lottery and claiming that the winnings will offset the amount spent on lottery tickets.
The Ballistic Autistic: well
The Ballistic Autistic: no
The Ballistic Autistic: it isn't anything fucking like that
The Ballistic Autistic: what the fuck is wrong with you?
alexqwx: It really is.
alexqwx: lol
alexqwx: u mad?
The Ballistic Autistic: yes
The Ballistic Autistic: very
The Ballistic Autistic: I'm screaming at my monitor
The Ballistic Autistic: practically ripping my hair out
alexqwx: Have you actually looked at the drop rates for aussies and fabricators?
The Ballistic Autistic: I have never been angrier in my entire life
alexqwx: And compared them to the cost of a tour.
The Ballistic Autistic: I made £50 one time when I found two in a row
The Ballistic Autistic: so that was pretty good
alexqwx: That doesn't mean that satistically, on average, playing a large number of tours won't result in an overall loss of money.
The Ballistic Autistic: oh man
The Ballistic Autistic: I totally thought it did
alexqwx: You are a fucking retard
alexqwx: who plays mvm for loot (lol).
The Ballistic Autistic: thank you for proving you have the most basic understanding of statistics that literally everybody already knows
The Ballistic Autistic: the thing is
The Ballistic Autistic: I really
The Ballistic Autistic: don't care about losing a tiny bit of money
alexqwx: It's not a tiny bit.
The Ballistic Autistic: it's just coming from random steam wallet funds
alexqwx: It's a lot.
alexqwx: "Random wallet funds"?
alexqwx: What do you mean?
The Ballistic Autistic: I just have a bunch of money in there
The Ballistic Autistic: from selling random items and trading cards
alexqwx: You said "random"
alexqwx: implying they were on accounts that you don't know.
alexqwx: implying you've stolen people's accounts.
The Ballistic Autistic: lol
The Ballistic Autistic: ok
The Ballistic Autistic: don't know where you got that from "random steam wallet money"
The Ballistic Autistic: I think it's time to calm down
The Ballistic Autistic: do you want to be my friend?!?!
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The Ballistic Autistic: well
The Ballistic Autistic: if you don't want to be friends
The Ballistic Autistic: then I guess we can split up
alexqwx: You're not worth my superior time.
The Ballistic Autistic: oh
The Ballistic Autistic: *tips fedora
The Ballistic Autistic: is that why you went to hunt me down and talk to me for like 20 minutes?
alexqwx: I am so much better than you.
The Ballistic Autistic: aw jeez
The Ballistic Autistic: that's rude
The Ballistic Autistic: I personally don't measure my self worth based on how good I am at a video game
The Ballistic Autistic: but I could easily fucking rape your disgusting high and mighty skull in the said video game
The Ballistic Autistic: you're awful
The Ballistic Autistic: and you're and awful human being
The Ballistic Autistic: bye
The Ballistic Autistic: o/
alexqwx: 100 hours
alexqwx: get rekt
alexqwx: You have no alt
alexqwx: This is your account
The Ballistic Autistic: oh
alexqwx: you worthless piece of shit.
The Ballistic Autistic: I didn't realise
alexqwx: I am so much better than you.
alexqwx: I am worth more than you.
The Ballistic Autistic: jesus christ
The Ballistic Autistic: I think
The Ballistic Autistic: you honestly may need professional help
The Ballistic Autistic: I'm serious
The Ballistic Autistic: please
The Ballistic Autistic: for your sake
The Ballistic Autistic: I've never met anyone who acts like you
alexqwx: There aren't many people like me.
alexqwx: I'm one of a kind
The Ballistic Autistic: what do the other people in your life think about you?
alexqwx: A superior being
alexqwx: They acknowledge my superiority.
The Ballistic Autistic: ok
The Ballistic Autistic: you've gone too far
alexqwx: Don't be mad.
The Ballistic Autistic: I don't believe you now
alexqwx: Some people are just worth more than others.
alexqwx: Like I am worth more than you.
alexqwx: nothing to be ashamed of.
The Ballistic Autistic: but
The Ballistic Autistic: but
The Ballistic Autistic: hear me out
The Ballistic Autistic: what if
The Ballistic Autistic: I was actually better than you the whole time
The Ballistic Autistic: and you had no idea
alexqwx: With an aimbot, you were worse than me.
The Ballistic Autistic: again, blame the software not me
The Ballistic Autistic: you literally beat a sniper bot set on a high difficulty
The Ballistic Autistic: I don't know why you think this relates to me
The Ballistic Autistic: it's quite rude
The Ballistic Autistic: I'd like to leave you now if that's all right your majesty
The Ballistic Autistic: so um
The Ballistic Autistic: goodbye
The Ballistic Autistic: call me x
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