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- >Hear about fluffy ponies.
- >Life sucks alone.
- >Decide to get one.
- >At adoption agency.
- >Man walks out with a dark red ball of fluff babbling about "gow fyast, gow fyast"
- >"Next!" the man calls.
- >Go up to a crate full of different colored fuzz balls mewling, babbling "Pway" and "owchie" and "hungie"
- >"Got a safe room?" the guy says, disinterested.
- "All set up"
- >"Aight, pick one" he says apathetically one, opening the crate.
- >Fuzz balls squirm around to see you, spewing "New fwend" and "pick fwuffy" and "pway wif fwuffy"
- >daww.png
- >See little mint green fuzz ball struggling to get to the top.
- >Gets to the top "new fwend pway wit fwuffy?"
- >That one
- "I'll take the green one"
- >Pay for new fluffy pony.
- >Life is good.
- The end!
- >Get home after long day's work.
- >Waitressing sucks.
- >Doesn't help that you spend most of the day getting your ass smacked by vulgar truckers.
- >It's okay though. Just got a new fluffy pony. It's like an adorable cross between a cat, a toddler, and a puppy with a crazy ball of fluff for a body.
- >Rescued it. Lots of people out there enjoy torturing the poor things.
- >Check on fluffy pony.
- >Unlock safty room door.
- >Out toddles a little ball of pastel green fuzz.
- >"Mommy howm! Win miss Mommy! Mommy howm! Huggies? Pway! Mommy howm!" it spews out it's adorable baby talk
- >Open enclosure and pick her up
- >"HUGGIES! HUGGIES! Why wuv woo Mommy" She's practically vibrating.
- "I love you too, Lin," you tell her.
- >Life is good.
- The end!
- >Put fluffy pony down. It starts nudging your leg.
- >"Pway?" It looks up at you
- >DemEyes.jpeg
- "Mommy needs to get food ready first," you tell it.
- >Lin perks up. "Ma'wewwows?"
- >Look confused.
- >"Win wike ma'wewwows. Ma'wewwows nummies!" Lin cheers on.
- >Oh. Duh. Marshmellows.
- >You laugh at the cuteness.
- "Not tonight. To much sugar is bad for you. Tonight we have spaghetti."
- >"Pasketi!"
- >Life is good.
- The end!
- >After dinner.
- >Lin is running around pushing a red ball around while you relax on the couch reading Time and listening to Jazz.
- >Decide to mix a drink.
- >Get up.
- >Lin paws at your leg "Pway! Pway wit Win! Pwease? Mommy pway?"
- >demeyes.jpeg
- >Pick her up and tickle her belly
- >"Tickwies!" Lin laughs. Hooves wiggling in every direction.
- >You daww hard
- >"I wuv yoo, Mommy."
- >Heart melts.
- >Carry Lin into kitchen. Place her on the counter.
- "Now be a good girl and sit there while Mommy gets a drink"
- >"Dwink? Win have baba?"
- >Fix yourself a gin and tonic, and pop a baby bottle filled with milk and honey in the microwave for thirty seconds.
- >DING!
- >Lin lights the fuck up. "BABA! BABA!"
- >Dear god, the wiggling.
- >Grab gin and tonic, Lin, and her bottle and head to her saferoom.
- >Sit down on a baby chair and bottle feed Lin, sipping your own drink.
- "Alright, baby. Bedtime."
- >Lin yawns.
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- >"Mews?" she asks sleepily
- "Okay," you smile and tuck her in. "I'll be right back"
- >Lin looks a little disheartened.
- >Kiss her face and reassure her.
- >Come back with cello and proper chair.
- >Have scary talent for all classical insturments.
- >Why are you a waitress again?
- >Oh yeah, money.
- >Improv a lullaby.
- >Lin snoring lightly
- >Retuck her in, kiss her on face again.
- >About to lock up. "Mommy?"
- "Yes, sweetie?"
- >"Win wuv yoo."
- >Life is good.
- The End!
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