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- >Day 300 in Equestria
- >You got a job at Donut Joe's bakery.
- >And hopefully, nothing bad will happen to ruin your first day.
- >You don't know why, but the mares around town started to act strangely recently.
- >When you asked about it, the only answer you got was that it's 'this time of the year' again.
- >Fucking crazy ponies.
- >Speaking of crazy pony, here comes your first customer.
- >An orange mare with a Stetson hat.
- >"Howdy partner!"
- "Hello Miss, what can I do for you today?"
- >"Ah think ah'll take an apple strudel to go."
- "Right away."
- >You turn around a grab the strudel.
- >"Ah didn't know Joe was hiring."
- "Excuse me?"
- >"Joe, he usually runs this place all alone. I'm just surprised to see someone else work here."
- "Yeah, Joe said he needed a week of vacation, so he hired me to replace him temporarily."
- >You put the strudel in a bag and drop it on the counter.
- "That'll be three bits."
- >She drops the coins in your hand, then looks you up and down.
- >"Well, you look like could handle some good, hard, physical work."
- >She puts a certain emphasis on 'physical work' that makes you uncomfortable.
- >"If ya want a job, come to Ponyville's orchard and ask for Applejack."
- "I'll be sure to make it worth your time."
- "I- uh- I'll think about it."
- >"Don't make me wait Sugarcube."
- >And with that, she leaves the store, strudel in mouth.
- >See? That's what you meant. Since yesterday, all the mares you saw were acting flirty around you.
- >It's insufferable.
- >Alright, second customer.
- >Yellow coat, pink mane, kinda cute and, hopefully, sane.
- "Hello Miss, what can I get for you?"
- >"Ummm..."
- >"I'll take..."
- >"No... Maybe I could..."
- >Oh god, it's one of THOSE customers.
- >"Is that...?"
- >"Oh! That looks pretty good!"
- >Fucking finally.
- >"Hmmm... no, I'd rather not..."
- >God dammit.
- >You really don't want to spend all day on this.
- "Excuse me, Miss? Can I suggest something?"
- >"N-no, I can do this..."
- >You swear to god, if she doesn't finish at least one sentence in the next 15 seconds, you'll throw her out the fucking window.
- >3 minutes later, she's still going on with her ellipsises.
- >You think you might have crushed the bridge of your nose between your thumb and your index.
- >"Excuse me, Sir?
- >Did whatever god that rules this world finally answers your prayer?
- "Yes?"
- >"Is indecisive customers your fetish?"
- >What?
- "No?"
- >"Oh... I'll take a bear claw, then."
- >You will not kill the customers. You will not kill the customers. You will not kill the customers.
- >You force a smile.
- "Sure. Three bits, please."
- >She pays you, grabs her pastry and flutters out.
- >The doorchime rings as another customer enters.
- >Before you can get a good look at her, she's rushed up to the counter.
- >"Hi hi!"
- >Startled, you collect yourself.
- "Hey there, what can I get ya?"
- >Full-on pink mare.
- >Pink coat, pink hair.
- >You're pretty sure if her words were visible, they would be pink.
- >"I'll take a dozen donuts, aaaaaand a bag of cream puffs, aaaaaand a cherry pie!"
- >Quite a bit.
- "You got it! Getting ready for a party?"
- >She snickers.
- >"Silly, you should ALWAYS be ready for a party! But this is my lunch."
- >...
- >You slide open the plate glass, revealing the delicious treats.
- "Okay, one dozen donuts."
- >"Oh, can you make sure they are glaaaazed?"
- "Of course!"
- >As you bend over, reaching into the cabinet, you can see her staring.
- >"Goodie goodie! I always love a good coating of glaze~"
- >Ignore the obvious innuendo.
- >Ignore it.
- >You place the box on top of the counter, and reach into the cabinet for her second item.
- "One bag of cream puffs..."
- >"Mmmm..."
- >You see her licking her lips as you grab the pastry.
- >She isn't looking at the puffs.
- >Upright once more, you hold out the bag.
- >"I love when my puff's full of cream..."
- >She grabs the pastries.
- >"...especially if it's whipped~"
- >God damn mare.
- >Alright, one last treat.
- "And finally, one cherry pie!"
- >You grab the pie, and close the plate glass slider.
- >The pink mare's eyes look at you deeply.
- >Those are bedroom eyes, for certain...
- >You notice them long enough to lose focus.
- >The pie falls out of your grip, which ends up splattering against the counter.
- "Oh no, I'm so sorry!"
- >Lightly giggling, she looks down to the mess.
- >"Mister, you broke my cherry!"
- >Looking back at you, those bedroom eyes are back.
- >"But it's okay, as long as it's you~"
- >That's enough of that.
- >Let's get this over with as fast as possible.
- >You quickly retrieve a new pie and gives it to her.
- "7 bits, the pie's free."
- >"Thanks, you're such a sweetie!"
- >She slowly brings the payment to the counter, never breaking eye contact.
- >Oh come on! Just pay and leave, ya crazy dame!
- >She, thankfully, leaves without making the situation even more uncomfortable.
- >You sink your head in your hands.
- "Why did I accept this job..."
- >You once again hear the jingle caused by someone entering the bakery.
- >Lifting your head from your hands, you can see that it's another mare. White coat and stylish purple mane.
- >Great.
- "Hello Miss, how can I help you today?"
- >"A simple Mille-Feuille will do."
- >What the fuck is a 'Mille-Feuille'?
- >Good thing Joe left you a scroll with common 'Fancy to Equestrian' translations.
- >Let's see, she wants a... Vanilla Slice.
- >You sigh. Silly fancy ponies and their silly fancy terms.
- >"You know, you like quite dashing in that outfit."
- >Yeah, a stain covered apron over some work clothes.
- >Dapper as fuck.
- >"But you know what would look better on you Darling?"
- >"A tuxedo. You see, I've recently received a large order from minotaurs and I would need more experience with the bipedal body type."
- >You start packing her order.
- "Sorry Miss, I don't thi-"
- >"There's some bits in it for you, if you accept to model for me."
- >Bits?
- "When and where?"
- >"Splendid! You'll just have to come over my temporary residence in Canterlot tonight."
- >"We'll get you out of those silly garments and take some measurement."
- >Her eyes trail down a little as she ends her sentence.
- >You're pretty sure it's not your waist she wants to 'measure'.
- >You roll your eyes.
- "I'll see if I'm free."
- >You won't be.
- "Here's your order, that'll be 4 bits."
- >She floats the bits to you and leaves with her pastry.
- >You're pretty sure you could see her bite her lips as she turned around.
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