DeadAnon day 3

> day 3
> the sun rises on yet another body filled day
> twilight sparkle and assistant prowling the streets
> twilight walks right past the body
> spike takes notice
> poke
> poke
> "hey this is fun!"
> poke
> "Spike! Come on!"
> "Coming twilight!"
> poke
> poke
> "Spike I said come on!"
> spike is levitated away
> "aww, why do you always gotta ruin my fun"
> mildly molested, the body continues its existence
> three little fillies approach the body
> "eww, is it dead?"
> "yeah I think so"
> "do y'all have the same idea I do?"
> all three
> "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS UNDERTAKERS!!"
> scootaloo rushes off to find shovels
> she returns quickly, three shovels with her
> clank clank clank
> "maybe we shouldn't try to bury him on concrete?"
> "yea..."
> they try to move the body
> it proves too heavy
> "maybe we aren't cut out for this work?"
> "I think so too"
> they toss the shovels on top of the body
> they run off
> suddenly Applejack meanders by
> "Applebloom, do you know where I could find a shovel? I can't seem to find one anywhe-"
> "oh nevermind"
> she takes the shovels off of anon
> "thanks, dead critter....."
> she runs off
> as the last order of the day, Derpy flies by with the mail
> "oh well hello there Mister! I think I've got a package for you"
> she rustles through her bag
> she pulls out a large box
> "well go on! open it!"
> the body does not move
> "fine! I'll open it for you"
> she tears at the package, revealing a hoof cleaner
> she places the hoof cleaner in the body's hands
> "there ya go! Have a nice day!"
> she flies off
> end of day 3