Fighting Baal

<Baal_the_Indestructible> Yes!
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Finally free from the bounds of this cruel and unjust prison
<Baal_the_Indestructible> I have traversed the fiery vales of hell
<Crushita> Why would you come here instead of, I don't know, destroying the world or something?
<Crushita> I mean, I like the world and all.
<Baal_the_Indestructible> And the mysterious mountains of the abyssal plains
<Crushita> But it doesn't make much sense now does it?
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Why would I destroy when I can ensnare, enslave and entrap?
<Crushita> Still this IRC is not the place to do it
<Baal_the_Indestructible> When I can deprive you of all that makes you human and repay the horrors that befel me a hundredfold
<Baal_the_Indestructible> And of course it is
<Crushita> Truly you are a cruel, cruel overlord.
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Cruel? Nay
<Baal_the_Indestructible> I am but the judge of your damnation
<Baal_the_Indestructible> You are the one who is being judged
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Is God cruel for punishing evildoers?
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Is a plague cruel for killing the innocent?
<Crushita> How is every human an evildoer? And if every human is, why did he create us.
<Baal_the_Indestructible> No, simply, those are broad constructs
<Baal_the_Indestructible> No man is innocent
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Not fully
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Everyone has sinned in some way
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Be it a small theft as a child from a neighbour's fruit tree
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Or a malicious loitering upon a friend's lawn
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Nay, all have commited acts of evil i  some form
<Crushita> No man is innocent is a true statement, but does that mean a man who is nearly as pure as one can be is less damned then those who have sinned heavily? And what of the dead, shall they rise to receive their judgement, or is death punishment enough.
<Baal_the_Indestructible> I already told you what awaits the dead
<Baal_the_Indestructible> The abyssal plain and the night's plutonian shores
<Baal_the_Indestructible> The pits of Tartarus, brimming with fire and blood
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Hah, death is no release
<Crushita> Then truly we are mistaken calling it death, it is simply an extension of life.
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Nay, death is a different affair
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Life is ending
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Life is different every day
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Death lasts an eternity
<Baal_the_Indestructible> And the bubbling of the cauldrons of the beast is repeated till time has no meaning any more
<Baal_the_Indestructible> No, life, however unjust is distinctly better than death
<Baal_the_Indestructible> For only after an eternity of death, can ine return to life
<Baal_the_Indestructible> And so Have I done
<Baal_the_Indestructible> And I come to claim my reward that
<Baal_the_Indestructible> I dies and suffered for
<Baal_the_Indestructible> And tis thy soul, mortal
<Baal_the_Indestructible> And every mortal soul
<Baal_the_Indestructible> That through your suffering you shall have not even a spark of the divine to guide you
<Baal_the_Indestructible> And your pain and sorrow shall be unending
<Baal_the_Indestructible> But enough of this philosophy
<Baal_the_Indestructible> For I have not come to praise life
<Baal_the_Indestructible> But to bury it
<Baal_the_Indestructible> And ye, potato prince
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Ye shall be the first to taste the endless darkness
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Followed by trader, for not paying attention to me
<Crushita> Then let it come if it is unchanging and inevitable. I have no choice in the matter, it was not my decision to make.
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Nay, twas not
<trader> hmm?
<Crushita> It is the price I pay for having been made.
<trader> what
<Baal_the_Indestructible> But hy thy acceptance, thou hast lost the best gift thou wert given
<Baal_the_Indestructible> The gift of courage
<trader> oi
<trader> are you preaching a false message of the great tato?
* Baal_the_Indestructible gets the chip pan
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Prepare to be fried, mortal
<Crushita> What courage is there in denying what can not be changed? No, the greater courage is accepting your fate and not trying to run from it.
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Accepting thy fate?
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Hah
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Nay, you should fight to the last
<Baal_the_Indestructible> For every scrap of dignity you have
<Baal_the_Indestructible> For all you have and are
<Baal_the_Indestructible> For all your children's fate
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Stand up
<trader> oi
<trader> dont make me get him in here
<Baal_the_Indestructible> For how could man die better?
<Baal_the_Indestructible> STAND AND FIGHT
* Crushita stands
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Till you can fight no more
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Yes!
<Baal_the_Indestructible> That is good
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Stand with the might of weakness
* TADER (Mibbit@ckvlon1744w-lp140-04-67-70-136-160.dsl.bell.ca) has joined
<Baal_the_Indestructible> And fight nonetheless
* Spock gives voice to TADER
* Crushita pulls out his potato sword, carried down by his forefathers for generations.
<TADER> oi
<TADER> you lot
<TADER> stop
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Boils the oil
* TADER smites Baal_the_Indestructible
* Baal_the_Indestructible boils the oil
<Crushita> I shall fight. For there is no cost in it except what cost I yield by not.
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Good, it is good
<Baal_the_Indestructible> This resistance
* Crushita attempts to fight, but it is in vain due to the whole indestructible part.
* TADER teleports Baal_the_Indestructible into the bottom of the vat of boiling oil
* TADER makes Crushita imortal
<TADER> immortal*
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Do you think that scares me Tader?
* TADER makes Crushita impervious to pain
<Baal_the_Indestructible> I have traversed the mires and pits of death itself
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Hah, call this pain?
* TADER changes Baal_the_Indestructible's pain setting to 879%
* TADER makes Baal_the_Indestructible imortal
<TADER> immortal*
* Baal_the_Indestructible summons forth the minions of Threek to deal with Tader
* Crushita is still trying to fight while the battle of the gods happens, but really isn't doing much.
* TADER teleports Baal_the_Indestructible a 1km under the suns surface
* xXTheHydraXx hides in a hole
* Crushita no longer knows what he is fighting.
* Baal_the_Indestructible teleports back
* Crushita fights Baal_the_Indestructible again
* Baal_the_Indestructible summons something for Crushita to fight
* TADER removes command perms from Baal_the_Indestructible
<TADER> you cant manipulate the uni any more
* Crushita fights off the minions of Baal
* Baal_the_Indestructible regai s the perms because epic scene is epic
* TADER gives Crushita a ham sandwich sword
* xXTheHydraXx stays in the hole and waits for the universe to get better
* Baal_the_Indestructible your logic doesnot enter into this
* Baal_the_Indestructible summons a shovel to give to Hydra
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Dig
* TADER boil Baal_the_Indestructible's eyes
* xXTheHydraXx digs a deeper hole and hides
* Crushita eats ham sandwich and continues to use actual sword
* Baal_the_Indestructible  covers the hole with Hydra inside
* TADER teleports xXTheHydraXx  to the moon for 10 seconds
* xXTheHydraXx starts suffocating
<TADER> well youre back
<TADER> dw
<TADER> just remember
* xXTheHydraXx is still in a hole with dirt around him... still suffocating
* Baal_the_Indestructible turns Crushita's sandwich into an evil sandwich
* Baal_the_Indestructible it has no effect
* Baal_the_Indestructible except the ham tastes a bit metalic
* TADER turns Baal_the_Indestructible's thumbs to jello
* Baal_the_Indestructible grows a massive set of wings
* TADER turns the wings to icecream
* Baal_the_Indestructible sprouts hooves, feet and arms fro  the wings
<TADER> remember if you fly too high
* Crushita is slightly annoyed by the metallic taste but is too busy eating and fighting Baals minions to care
* trader fucks off
* Baal_the_Indestructible slits wings off into multiple monstrous forms
* xXTheHydraXx dies
* TADER brings xXTheHydraXx back to life
* Baal_the_Indestructible turns the sea magenta
<TADER> how was death?
<Baal_the_Indestructible> I've done several pages on that
<Baal_the_Indestructible> It's not much fun
<xXTheHydraXx> 16 seconds of death...
* Crushita groans, Crushita has more things to kill now.
* Crushita is amazed he is still alive.
* TADER turns dirt into an unrelenting reminder of the slow, quiet, cold embrace of death waiting for all of us
* Baal_the_Indestructible calls forth the undead and unalive to fight
<xXTheHydraXx> .farm
<TADER> Zaphyr is down
<xXTheHydraXx> damnit
* Baal_the_Indestructible reaches for his nine-bladed sword
* Baal_the_Indestructible grows seven heads
* TADER laughs
<TADER> gimme a sec
<TADER> wait
<xXTheHydraXx> Wait but growing seven heads is my thing...
<TADER> arent you violating xXTheHydraXx's copyright on that
<TADER> yeah
<xXTheHydraXx> :D
* Baal_the_Indestructible turns the ground beneath Tader's feet to burning coals
* TADER sues Baal_the_Indestructible
* xXTheHydraXx grows 10 heads
<TADER> thats cute
* Baal_the_Indestructible hides behind his lawyer
* Crushita turns into lawyer mode Crushita
<Baal_the_Indestructible> No, not the lawsuits
<Crushita> Lawsuits: The one weapon to defeat Baal!
* TADER turns Crushita into a demigod
* Crushita is Demigod Lawyer
* Baal_the_Indestructible hides under piles of law text
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Nay,I am bested
* TADER brings forth a suit about breaking the laws of physics
<Baal_the_Indestructible> Thoi hast defeated me with your vague theoretical concept of justice
<Baal_the_Indestructible> I am slain
* TADER adjusts it so that there is an acception so that he can break said laws, and only him
* Crushita corrects the text to say exception
* Baal_the_Indestructible slinks back to the pits of despair and browsing 4chan
<Crushita> Did we seriously just have an epic battle that ended with us suing an immortal hell demon and winning?
<Crushita> I love this IRC.
<xXTheHydraXx> lol
* Baal_the_Indestructible all minions look around before turning into random copurighted pieces of music
* Baal_the_Indestructible has quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com ))
<Crushita> COPYRIGHT INFRINGMENT. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
* Crushita uses the power of Youtube to slay them