South Park Friends% Mage

South Park: Stick of Truth
Friends% - All Friends
By: gnarvin
4/2/14
Version 1.0

Glossary
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cs =   Cut scene
D = Douchebag
C = Cartman
B = Butters
S = Stan
K = Kenny
J = Jimmy
DB = Dragons Breath
DS = Dragon Shout
CF = Cup Fart
SS = Sneaky Squeaker
N = Nagasaki
Poke/P# = Chinpokemon/ Chinpokemon number
FT = Fast Travel
Inv = Inventory
F#x = Friend Number x
Q = Change between - S=Shoot, F=Friends, T=Teleport, GD=Gnome Dust
MN = Hit N for Abilities Tab in Menu
MP = Hit P for Friends Tab in Menu
*example* = Split and next split name
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Timer starts at completion of character creation
*Intro*******************************
Run Down, door, Run left, door, Leave house
run left, hit elf,  cs, esc menu, cs - B F#1
run left,  cs, run thru house left,  cs
run left grab flower, talk to K F#2, cs
talk to C, cs, enter, enter ,enter, cs
click mage, select, yes, cs
talk to clyde, cs, buy, weapons, buy Mage Wand, esc, esc
Inv, double click Mage wand, esc, esc, cs
cs, Fight Clyde
D: Melee - lite, lite
cs, cs
D:Melee - power
cs, cs, space, block, cs, space, cs, cs
D: DB
cs
D: DB
cs, run into tent, cs, leave tent, cs, run right hit elf
cs, take dmg, cs, use potion, space, cs, cs, block
D: melee - power
mash rick click(block) possible skip for double attack
D: melee - Power
run down/left hit elf
take dmg, cs
D: melee
cs, space
D: Bow - back elf, click to shoot when C says "Back",
 Power attack
cs, cs, space
D: DB
run down then left hit elf
cs, space
D: Melee - lite, lite
cs, space
D: melee - Power, power, power (dont block)
cs
*Jesus*********************************
talk to Scott F#3, buy, weapons, buy Kris Dagger, esc,
 esc
Leave camp
go up get speed from counter, talk to Mrs.Cartman F#4
run left, left get key from drawer near door, leave
open garage, get Poke Pegin P#1
run left, enter blue house
talk to both Mr. & Mrs.Stotch F#5,6
Run upstairs, get Poke, Monkay P#2
check drawer with hamster, get lair key, leave house
run left, shoot Poke Chu-chu Nezumi P#3
run down/right till side walk, talk to Dougie F#7, run left
run left, at timmy menu, ability, upgrade DB, yes,
 Inv equip Dagger, esc, esc
run left, start fight, cs
cs, dont block first attacker, block second, counter
cs, B touch, cs space
B: Melee  bottom left elf - power
take dmg, cs, examine right click, use potion, cs
D: Melee top left elf - lite, lite, lite, lite
B: Lightning Hammer back elfs
D: Melee - power
run left, run left talk to Kelly Gardner F#8
run to brown house garge, shoot ladder go up,
 friend Pete Meleman F#9
run left, first house, door, cs, run left
go in next blue house, upstairs
first door, left chest take underpants#1, talk to Kevin,
 cs, leave house
run left, run up, run right, talk to priest,
 run left till church
at church, check behind pine tree get Ipad, enter church
at 3rd row to the right talk to Jesus, cs, leave church
run right, right, up at "Police Station" sign
left, enter Jimbos, talk to jimbo, cs, buy, equipment,
 gas mask, esc, misc, Hunters Guide
enter City Wok, talk to Mr.Kim, cs, leave run right,
 down at City Sushi
right, talk to priest, cs, right, cs, up enter City Hall, leave
right, right, enter Post Office, get Mr. Slaves "toy", leave
FT to church, enter church
walk up hit left light, right light, light switch talk to Jesus
 F#10, 11, cs, cs, leave
*Token*******************************
FT to post office, talk to Mrs.Biggle F#12, right
enter Tom's, check first chest get key, buy something,
 Mrs.Marsh F#13, leave
talk to Buttbrady F#14, right
right, behind snowman, talk to Millie F#15, right
up, up, left, inv, equip Gas Mask, Abilities, Perks,
 get Pyromatic and Sucker Punch
hit Security Guard, cs
D: DB
B: Hammer of Storms
D: Melee - Power
up, up, door, cs, Token F#16
*Tweeking*******************************
Shoot Poke Velocirapstar P#4
down, down, right, down, right, QS Poke at movies Fatdactyl P#5
enter theatre, talk to Damien F#17, leave
right talk to Al Gore F#18, cs, enter Tweeks Coffee
cs, walk right, enter door, talk to Tweek, cs, leave room, leave store
right, down at crosswalk, left, enter Red house
talk to Mr.Slave F#19, cs, leave, left
talk to kid behind basket ball hoop, down
hit snowman Francis F#20, hit logs get Poke FurryCat P#6, right
right, door, cs, right garage, door
shoot front hobo, cs
D: Speed, DB back top, Melee power back bottom
B: Hammer of Storms back row
B: Melee power
D: DB
right, ladder, hit board, shoot debris, ladder,
 place MBP sensor, down
get package, left hit valve, leave
enter Kenny's House, Friend Karen & Mrs McCormick F#21, 22
FT to U-Store-it, right, enter Tweeks Coffee
right, enter door, cs, Tweek F#23 leave room
talk to Mr.Tweek, cs, buy, Ultra Pot & Speed Pots,
 F#24, 25 leave
*Cup Fart********************************
right, FT Cartmans, cs, right, cs, cs
Hold left, A, right x2
left FT Neighbourhood Flag closest to school.
left, hit grill, DS, get chest, left
left, walk to window, cs, enter school, cs, walk right
 towards door, cs
D: DB
cs, cs, door, right, DS at lockers, space
shoot vent on ceiling Poke Poodlesaurus P#7, right, up, left
left, down, hit P (friends) pick Kenny, set buddy, esc
up get locker, down/right, QF click kid
right, QS, aim at bulletin board, MN, Upgrade DB,
 Perk Dirty Fighting, esc, esc
DS last ginger then hit him
D: DB
cs, left, up, door
Shoot ashtray, run to where ashtray falls,
 shoot books then DS once fireworks stop
right, take all from bottom kid (Glass shard Patch)
hit desk up, left, MP pick  Butters, QF on kid, cs, leave room
right, right, door, QS, Shoot key, get key leave room
right, down/right door, cs
D: Speed, DB, DB
B: Melee Power - Boss
D: Melee Power - Boss
B: Melee Power - Boss
door, cs, cs, Craig F#26 right FT Cartmans
Talk to Cartman, cs, walk right, cs, cs
hold left, hold D, Rick Click, cs x2
cs
*Giggling Donkey*****************************
talk to Scott, buy, weapons, Club of Smiting, esc, Consumables,
 speed pots
Inv, equip staff modify Glass Shard, modify robe with Duelist patch
cs, cs, left, down, right, down, left, cs
D: Summon Jesus
cs, CF barrir, shoot window, CF candle, QF Craig, upstairs, Door
left, QS, Shoot light while standing on thrid tile over
 ( if done right should knock out 2 guys)
D: Melee - Power (if you dont knock out the 2 guys DB instead)
QF cartman, cs, right
cs, CF candle, shoot lantern then CF, break barrier start fight
D: Summon Mr.Slave
cs, upstairs, left door
Shoot self, walk over to bed, shoot light,
 walk to side of table, shoot ladder, hit table
up ladder, hit debris, zipline, talk to kenny, cs, leave room
cs, go back in left door, leave immediately
QF kid in addic, ladder
CF candle, CF Lantern, get Poke Roidrat P#8 right, QS shelve
MN upgrade DB twice, esc, go in hole
cs, cs
D: Speed, DB rats, DB
K: PP pot on D, Kiss
mash key
D: Speed, DB, DB
D: Melee Power
cs, talk to cartman, leave
*Aliens************************************
cs, down, back to your house, upstairs, bed, cs, cs
mash X2, cs, cs
QT, leave room, cs, QS wire, QT, hit alien
D: DB
Inv equip robe, QT elevator, go in
QT to center pad, hit left console, Qt top left pad, QT up,
 CF thru lasers, hit console, left
hit console, red green, red green green, right QT down, Qt Down,
 right hit console
fail 3 times, green green, left, QT up, QS monitor, QS wire,
 QS alien attack him
D: DB, Melee power
left, hit console, get gloves alien on ground, back to elevator
left, left door, cs, talk to randy, y b y y, y b y y g,
 y b y y g r, Randy F#27
cs, left pick up crystal, up get chest, leave room
left, get chest, turn on elevator, QT elevator
inv, equip Probe with glass shard patch, alien helmet & gloves,
 go to elevator
right, shoot Poke Bettlebot P#9, go to door, cs
D: Ultra Speed, Melee power robot, DB co pilot
D: Speed, DB co pilot, DB
D: Melee Power
cs, cs, cs
*Goths*************************************
try to leave house, cs, cs, cs, leave
left. FT to school, cs, up gate, left, talk to goths, cs, right
FT to Tower of Peace, right DS lantern get Poke Brocorri P#10,
 MP butters, enter tower
cs
D: DB
B: Hammer of Storms
QS stairs, go up, right, up stairs, right, hit Mongolians
D: DB
B: Hammer of Storms
QS tail piece, put piece in door, QS both eyes, go up stairs,
 cs
D: Speed, DB, DB
B: Melee Power
D: Melee Power
door, down stairs, hit Mongolians
D: DB
Right, QS Poke Lambtron P#11
down stairs, leave tower, left, get Flore behind pole K#1, cs,
 enter City WOk
cs, cs, Mr.Kim F#28, leave, right, fight 6th graders
D: Speed, DB, DB
left, enter Bar, talk to Skeeter, QS Poke Flowerpotamus P#12,
 down left enter door
hit first rat
D: DB back row
B: Melee Power
hit box so kegs hit 2nd rat, right, QS jug, QS rat in water,
 QS neon sign, hit last rat
D: Speed, DB, DB
go back upstairs, talk to Skeeter, F#29, 30, leave bar,
 right talk to Mr.McCormick F#31
right, FT to U-Store-It, talk to bum salesman, buy, equipment,
 goth set, esc, esc
left, enter Tweeks, buy max dark roasts and speed pots, leave
left, cs, go with elves, cs, cs, Get Timmy F#32
 talk to shop Jason F#33, left talk to DogPoop
  Talk to Stan and Jimmy get quest, FT to U-Store-It
right, up to farm, talk to farmer, left talk to Billy K#2 in corner
 place MBP sensor on roof, go in barn,
 fight Nazi cows, get flute, Jimmy F#34
ring bell kill cow, leave farm
go in back of truck fight homeless man
  FT to Church
Destroy banner, left, destroy banner, break logs,
 find Jenny behind tree K#3, cs
QT in pond, Poke Cosmonewt P#13, QT out
left, break logs attach MBG sensor to sign, right then down
right, inv equip goth cloths, enter gate, talk to goths, cs, left, down, right enter PTA building
cs, up/right, cs, enter bathroom, cs, hit S A, cs, cs
hold left, hold D, Rick Click, cs x2
leave, QT to court Poke Vamporko P#14, QT out, up
enter police station, Talk to Sgt, go upstairs, right evidence room, ladder,
 Poke RabbiTech P#15, leave room
left, QS shelve, go in vent, down ladder, out door
QT to roof, Friend Santa F#35, left get chest,
 equip patch to bow, go back down
check 2nd locker from the right, get cell key, leave room,
 go down stairs
go to cells, free Romper Stomper F#36, leave police station,
 right, up
right, to mall, cs, SS guards, enter gate, QT to roof, cs, cs
D: DB
S: melee lite
up, get Recording Device, left top of unit QS Poke Gunrilla P#16
 down, loot zombie, and left guard, leave
down, down, left, down, left, down, left enter PTA, talk to PTA,
 cs
Friend PTA F#37, 38, 39, 40
Talk to Mr Mackey, cs, talk again, buy, Equipment Patches,
 Weightlifter, Leave PTA
down, left, up thru gate, tal to goth, DANCE!, cs,
 F#41, 42, 43, 44 leave area FT to Kyles house
talk to kyle, cs, Kyle F#45, go to top of tree, call allies,
 cs, cs
*Battle at the School*******************
cs, enter gate, QF gate, enter door, turn on stove top,
 CF fire get Poke Donkytron P#17
left, right check fridge for patch and key, left, down
thru vent, CF torches, down left thru door
 (dont try to juke you will get hit all one motion)
QS sprinkler, CF torch, hit barrier
inv modify Fire Wand w/ Chef's Skewer,
 equit SWAT Helmet, modify Robe w/ Pentagram Patch
equip & modify SWAT Gloves with Weightlifting Patch
go thru door, cs
D: Speed, DB back guy, melee back guy, DB, DB
right, ladder, QS Valve, down ladder
break pipe, break pallet, open gate, hit siwtch,
 go right, Enter door before stairs, use alcohol Fight Bacteria,
Leave room, right,  upstairs thru door
QT to catwalk, right, QT down, stand next to tabel,
 SS group towards table, CF fire
catapult shit, CF the door, enter door, cs
D: DB
J: Melee Power
D: Speed, DB, DB
go up stairs, right QS Poke Pterdaken P#18
 left, Help Bill & Fossy F#46, 47 down, right door, get Lemiwinks, F#48,
 leave room, left door
cs, hti whoever, cs
D: Speed, DB, DB
cs, cs, cs
*Sexy Time**************************
right, right, enter your house, upstairs, your room,
 MN fully upgrade Lightning Volt
goto bed, cs, cs
D: Lightning Volt (good rng they all die, melee any survivors)
cs
D: Speed, DB, DB
cs, inv equip armour, go in mouse hole
left, cs, up, left break debris,
 get Gnome Pickaxe Patch, right, QS pipe, left
up, QS wood, down, CF run past rats, up,
 enter door, cs, right, cs
D: DB, DB
right, cs
D: DB
D: Speed, DB, DB
cs, cs
*Fetus*************************
Talk to gnome, leave room, downstairs, talk to Mom,
 F#50, leave house
right, right, friend Kelly, F#50, right,
 QGN (gnome dust) thru fence get Witch Gloves, QGN
left till blue house, break banner, enter,
 upstairs talk to Kevin F#51, leave
FT to U-Store-It, down, left break banner at slaves house,
 left get Sally K#4 in bushes, get slave again head back to U-Store-It
D: DB, DB
QGD Poke Terribovine P#19, talk to Al Gore, cs, right
QS ladder on dumpster, up, left, down, enter office,
 open gate, leave
up/right, storage unit 204, cs, leave
enter 221, drop of monitor, QS Poke Ferasnarf P#20, leave
enter 223, friend Disarray F#52, up ladder,
 QS Poke Roo-stor P#21, leave
leave U-Store-It, FT to Kyles, cs, Cartman F#53,
 talk to Chris Donnely, F#54, FT to School
right, enter PTA, talk to Mackey F#55, go to bathroom,
last stall get Poke Gophermon P#22 leave, right, up,
 right, fight bullies by CF them
D: Pyro
Talk to Annie, cs, talk to girls, cs, cs, cs, F#56, right
enter News Office, friend Ester F#57,
 break vent QGD Poke Accountafish P#23, right up vent
talk to Leroy Mullens on roof F#58, leave New Office
enter bank, get Filmore K#5 behind desk, leave
right, enter post office, Friend Lola F#59, open Chefs Box,
 get patch, leave
FT to Photo, right, right break banner, talk to Monica F#60
D: DB
left, FT to Post Office, right QS Poke in tree Sna-kat P#24
talk to Annie, talk to girls cs, cs makeover, cs, Jessie F#61
enter Abortion Clinic, talk to lady, door, right door, cs, mash, cs, pick up scrubs leave room
right, inv equip scrups, enter records room, cs, hit 2013 box,
 cs, QGD thru hole
QS pipe, stay low, right, QS pipe, hit fetus bottle twice,
 right open bag, hit wire right, up
left, talk to randy, cs, do abortion, cs, leave, cs, cs
inv equip armor, modify witch gloves with iron Skewers patch,
modify knife with armour pen patches swith to kyle
QGD, up ladder, brake, up ladder, QS vent, up ladder,
 run past rats, thru vent, right, cs
QT, hit valve, QT to pipe, QS light, QT down, QGD thru tunnel
 Poke Fetuswami P#25, CF fire, hit fetus
D: DB front, DB
left, door, cs
D: Speed, DB, DB
K: Melee
*Canada****************************
leave, left left talk to Annie, go see girls, cs, cs, right,
 FT to Kyles,
talk to dog poo F#62, talk to Kyle, cs FT to Photo, left,
 enter photo, talk to dude, go in door
cs, enter, cs, enter, cs, enter, cs
D: DB
K: Melee
cs, leave, QT to pink building, friend Douglas F#63, QT down
right FT to U-Store-It, down right, DB rats Right, Up, Right,
 Down, Right
talk to creatures praise Satan F#64-75, leave, up, up, up,
 talk to guard enter Canada, cs
enter Ottawa, up, enter building, talk to prince, cs, right,
 down cs, enter, down, leave, leave
enter Winnipeg, go to shop, cs, sell enough for 18.60, buy,
 Equipment patches, Dir Bear Claw leave
inv equip armor, modify knife with new patch, talk to Earl,
 cs, fight bears to the right
talk to earl again, F#76 cs, leave, retrn to Ottawa,
 talk to prince, cs, leave, leave
enter Banff, CF bishop, cs
D: Speed, DB, DB
cs, let bishop live, cs, F#77 leave, return to prince, cs,
 Prince F#778 leave, leave
go to Vancouver, talk to  Duke, F#79, go to T&P
DS, CF, SS,cs
hold left, hold D, Rick Click, cs x2, f# 80, 81
leave, goto cave, N talk to minister, cs, F#82,83, Leave cave
up to webs, fight spider

 leave canada
*Craig******************************
Down Down Down, FT to post office, right talk to Annie,
 talk to girls, cs, cs, F#84, 85, 86
talk to Heidi, Nelly, Jessie, Allie, F#87, 88, 89, 90
 get Poke Mouse-Tik P#26
leave, right FT to kyles
Talk to kyle, cs, cs, switch to butters QF Wendy, N,
 QGD, QT to hole
run past rats up ladder, run past cyclops, ladder,
 GND, QS tire, SS towards lantern CF, attack zombie
D: DB
hit wood, N, up ladder, cs, QT up to Poke Shoe P#27, QT down
DS rocket, Friend Ike F#91
N, hit wheel, GND under gate, swith to kyle free ike and stan,
 cs
D: Speed DB, DB
K: Kick the baby
*Slave*
~~need notes
F#92, 93, 94, 95, 96
*Chef********************************
right, up/right fight Chef
*Kenny**********************************
left fight chef, cs
D: Speed DB, DB
K: Rally, Melee
D: Speed, DB, DB
K: Melee
right click
Cutscene from hell Kappa
Inv equip knife and modify armor with superhero patch,
 fight kenny (not optimized)
D: Speed, DB, DB
K Melee
D: Speed DB, DB
cs
D: Speed, DB, DB
K: Rally Melee
D: Speed, DB, DB
K: Large PP on D, switch to butters
D; Speed DB, DB
D: Speed, DB, DB
D: Speed, DB, DB
D: Speed, DB, DB
*Hankey**********************************
Down stairs friend dad F#97, leave, right, enter cartmans,
 upstairs, P Cartman, right door, friend Polly F#98, leave room
right door, drawer get underpants#2, leave house
right, QGD thru bus, friend Bradley F#99, enter stans house,
upstairs, right door, chest get underpants#3, leave room
P Stan, enter left door, Fight Shelly
D: Mr. Kim
go back to Shelly, Stan& Shelly F#100, 101
left off screen room, far left chest, get underpants#4, leave house
right friend Mr.Broflovski F#102, enter house, upstairs
right door, chest get underpants#5, leave room, left door,
chest get key, leave house, open garage, get Poke Stegmata P#28
right rightm, QS homeless, attack
D: DB
S: Melee power
D Dust
S Melee power
D: Melee power
activate dog, fight

 FT to Post Office, down sewer, right, get Quiad K#6, QT
Down, QS Valve, right, activate Generator, up, left
left, hit switch, get Poke Gerbitoad P#29, talk to hankey, cs
left, up ladder, up behind wall, valve, down ladder,
 get Amber F#103, up ladder, right, behind wall, right, hit homeless
D: Summon Slave
QS Valve, right behind pipes, down ladder, hit Homeless
D: Speed, DB, DB
S: Melle Power
cs Cronwallis F#104, up ladder, left, down ladder, right, valve
right, down, right, hit homeless
D: Speed, DB, DB
right, QS ladder, go up, left, QS valve, left hit debris
left, kill mice, hit rat
D: Speed, DB, DB
cs, Simon F#105 right, down, left, left talk to hankeys
cs, cs, Mr&Mrs. Hankey F#106, 107
*Almost There*******************************
right, right, up ladder, thru door, hit switch,
 debris, ladder, door, QS valve, right, down ladder, left
hit homeless
D: Speed DB, DB or something
left, door, left, valve, left, door, down ladder,
Inv equip swat helmet, right, hit bat
D: DB, DB
N rock, get Poke Biebersaurus P#30, Friend PokeCorp F#108
left friend Crab Person F#109
right, down activate bat, fight bat
up ladder leave sewer, left, down, right to playground
Talk to kindergartens, F#110-116
FT bus stop, left, behind tree, fight homeless
D: Summon Mr.Kim
left, down, lest enter your house, go to your room talk to gnome
Gnome F#X,Leave, right FT to U-Sotre-It, right buy Speeds,
Leave, FT Post Office, left enter City Hall, talk to mayor F117, leave
down, left, enter police, talk to SGT F#118, leave
right, up, left enter Jimbos, F#119, 120
GG