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Norman hangs out with Flutters

Aug 11th, 2013
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  1. >be Norman
  2. >people still have the "hurr durr racist" attitude towards you
  3. >you've gotten somewhat used to it, but deep down it hurts
  4. >what did you do to deserve this treatment
  5. >you sit by your locker, trying to remember all your past sins
  6. >you hear footsteps, but don't bother to look who it was
  7. >"What's wrong sugarcube?"
  8. >you recognize that country accent
  9. >you look up and see Orange, kneeling right next to you
  10. "Do you believe in past lives, Applejack?"
  11. >"Uh, where is this coming from?"
  12. "I must have stomped on puppies in a past life to deserve this treatment."
  13. >she lets out a giggle
  14. >"Oh Norman, you have a weird sense of humor sometimes."
  15. >she found it funny?
  16. >"Well the school just misunderstood ya. I'm sure the people here who know you personally think you're a great guy. I do."
  17. >AJ's honesty lifts up your spirit
  18. "Thanks AJ."
  19. >"No worries pardner."
  20. >she gets up, and walks away
  21. >she is right, the few people whom you actually talk to seem to enjoy your company, well at least Purple and Yellow
  22. >you know what? let's go talk to some of your friends right now"
  23. >you walk down the hall in search of Purple or her friends
  24. >you spot Fluttershy walking, sidestepping everyone as to not get in their way
  25. "Hey Fluttershy."
  26. >she looks around, a bit startled by the sound of her name being called
  27. >she looks relieved when she sees you waving at her
  28. >"Oh, hello Norman."
  29. "Where were you heading to?"
  30. >"I was just heading to the library to return this book on trees."
  31. "You had something for biology?"
  32. >"No, I'm interested in nature and how trees benefit animals."
  33. >oh yeah, she has a thing for animals
  34. >think she volunteers at the local animal shelter
  35. "That's interesting. You wanna hang out sometime Flutters?"
  36. >"Oh, um... yes."
  37. >at least that's what you hear from her barely inaudible response
  38. "Great! I'll come over by your house tomorrow."
  39.  
  40. be fluttershy
  41. >Norman asked you if you wanted to hang out
  42. >he's such a sweet guy
  43. >he asked me if you wanted to hang out
  44. >but then does that mean
  45. >he wants to go on a date?
  46. >oh my goodness
  47. >you've had somewhat of a crush on him
  48. >but you thought he'd never notice
  49. >"Great! I'll come over by your house tomorrow."
  50. >oh my, he'll be coming over tomorrow
  51. >It'll be just us, in a house, by ourselves
  52. >the mere thought of being alone with Norman leaves you visibly flustered
  53. >"You alright, Fluttershy?"
  54. "Oh, um, I'd actually prefer you come over on the weekend Norman."
  55. >you need time to prepare yourself for Norman
  56. >"OK then. I'll come over at 10 on Saturday."
  57. >omigosh
  58. >spending a whole day with Norman
  59. >you can't stop thinking about it
  60. >at lunch, you sit down with Rarity
  61. >"Fluttershy, is something the matter? You haven't eaten your salad yet."
  62. "I just can't stop thinking about Norman."
  63. >"Why? Did something happen between you two?"
  64. "He said he wanted to hang out, so he's coming over my place on Saturday"
  65. >"Really darling! Does he want to go on a date?"
  66. >oh no, Norman is not like that
  67. >you kinda have feelings for him
  68. >but you know he doesn't see you in that way
  69. >also you can't handle going on a date
  70. "Oh no, I think Norman just wants to talk."
  71. >"Well, if Norman does show some romantic feelings towards you, you can always talk to me for advice, dear."
  72. >that will never happened
  73. >because Norman likes Rarity
  74. >because Norman likes someone other than you
  75. be Norman
  76. >Saturday morning, you awake to the smell of breakfast being cooked
  77. >you go to the kitchen and see your mother cooking pancakes
  78. >motherfucking pancakes
  79. >"Oh Norman! You're up early today, considering it's a Saturday."
  80. "Well I have plans today."
  81. >"Are you going on a date honey?"
  82. "No mom, we're just friends."
  83. >"So you ARE going out with a girl."
  84. >dammit mom, it's not a date
  85. "Yeah"
  86. >"Who is it? Is it that Orange country girl? She's nice."
  87. "No mom, it's Fluttershy, the quiet yellow one."
  88. >"Her? She doesn't seem like the outgoing type."
  89. >it's obvious just by looking at her
  90. "Well I'm just going to her house to hang out."
  91. >"Hang out? At a girls house? Norman, I hope your hormones aren't telling you to do something wild."
  92. >doing something sexual and perverted to Yellow?
  93. >you would never do something that dirty to someone so innocent
  94. >plus you're saving yourself for Aryan Beauty
  95. "No mom."
  96. >"Just making sure honey. You're a growing boy that has all these urges they need to satisfy."
  97. >kay whatever
  98. >you eat your breakfast, take a shower, play some xbox
  99. >it's 9:30, you should get dressed
  100. >you decide to wear your school attire, like usual
  101. >you begin your stroll towards Fluttershy's house
  102. >some good quality time with a friend
  103.  
  104. be Fluttershy
  105. >wake up from your nice slumber
  106. >you put on your clothes and do your morning routine
  107. >clean yourself, feed your animals, do your hair
  108. >Norman is coming over by your house, so you decide to wear some nice yet comfortable clothes
  109. >you hear a knock on your door
  110. >you check the clock, it's 10:15
  111. It must be Norman
  112. >you open the door and see Norman
  113. >"Hey Fluttershy. May I come in?"
  114. "Of course Norman."
  115. >you open your door all the way, signalling for his entry into your house
  116. >Norman walks in and takes off his shoes
  117. "Would you like some tea Norman?"
  118. >"Sure, I'd love some."
  119. >Norman sits down on your couch in the living room
  120. >you go into the kitchen to boil a kettle of water
  121. >you return to find Norman looking around under your furniture
  122. "Um, what are you looking for?"
  123. >"I saw your bunny but he ran off somewhere."
  124. "Oh, Angel Bunny gets a little skittish when I have new visitors."
  125. >"Oh ok then. So what do you feel like doing Fluttershy?"
  126. "Oh, whatever is fine with you Norman."
  127. >just being with him is enough to make you happy
  128. >"Well ok. Got any movies we can watch?"
  129. "I think I have a few movies from Pinkie Pie and Rarity."
  130. >their slapstick comedies and romantic dramas
  131. I doubt Norman would want to watch something like a drama
  132. >"Let's watch one of Rarity's movies then."
  133. >that was unexpected
  134. >you search your dvd collection for one of Rarity's movies
  135. >you pick the first one that appears
  136. >as you walk to the TV, you look at the case
  137. >Hearts Desire
  138. >you don't remember watching this, you just know it isn't yours or Pinkie's
  139. >you take out the disc and place the case on top of the TV
  140. >you insert the disc into the dvd player
  141. >you walk back to the couch and sit besides Norman
  142. >he's so close to you
  143. >you see his smile as he waits for the movie to begin
  144. >you look away, blushing furiously
  145. >it's like a date
  146. >"What's wrong Fluttershy?"
  147. "Oh nothing."
  148. >the movie begins and the trailers and studio logos play
  149.  
  150. be Norman
  151. >watching what appears to be a romance drama with Fluttershy
  152. >the movie is in French, but there are English subtitles
  153. >so Rarity likes watching this stuff?
  154. >kinda what you would expect from someone like her
  155. >the plot is basically 2 lovers and their passionate love for each other
  156. >the guy is already in a relationship and the woman has strict parents
  157. >you hear a whistling sound coming from the kitchen
  158. >"Tea's ready."
  159. >Fluttershy gets up to prepare tea for the two of you
  160. >the story is somewhat slow, maybe because you never really watched romantic dramas
  161. >Fluttershy returns with a plate holding two cups of hot tea
  162. "Thank you."
  163. >"Oh it's no problem."
  164. >you grab one of the cups and take a sip, the hot tea burning the tip of your tongue
  165. >the movie proceeds, you look at Fluttershy, who seems somewhat interested
  166. >you start to get a little bored then the bedroom scene happens
  167. >the lovers go into a hotel room and take off their clothes
  168. >then they have a wild fuck session
  169. C'EST SI BON! C'EST SI BON!
  170. >the woman cries this phrase out
  171. >you stood there, mouth agape
  172. >must. suppress. BONER!
  173. >you look at Fluttershy, who's mouth is also open as she views this lewd scene
  174. >the awkwardness of that scene alone continues until another hour, when the movie finally ends.
  175. >you decide to break the silence
  176. "So that was a pretty interesting movie."
  177. >your dick thinks so
  178. >"Yeah, I guess it was."
  179. >she is blushing really hard, the red now covering her once yellow face
  180. >you can tell your blushing too, as you can feel the heat coming off from your face
  181. >"Would you like too.. you know... c'est si bon, Norman?"
  182. >did she just say what you think she said
  183. >"What was that?"
  184. >"Oh nothing!"
  185. >you look at the clock and it's 12:30 right now
  186. >you look back at Fluttershy
  187. >her face is now a bright shade of red
  188. >she's looking down at the ground, rubbing her hands
  189. >she turns to you, and your hard gaze meets hers
  190. >this tension is strangling you
  191. >it feels like a fucking sauna in here
  192. >you can do it right now
  193. >with her
  194. >you can fuck Fluttershy right here on the couch, and she probably won't object
  195. >no, she fucking wants too
  196. SHUT UP DESCARTES
  197. >but look at her, she's waiting for you to make the first move
  198. >she slides her soft hands onto yours
  199. >"Norman."
  200. >it was in a quiet voice, yet she said it very clearly
  201. >she slowly leans in and closes her eyes
  202. >you do too
  203. >your heart beats faster and stronger in the wake of this anticipation
  204. CRAAAAAASHHH!
  205. >you both open your eyes and look towards the table
  206. >the plate and cups have fallen over and you see white fleeing the scene of the crime
  207. >"Angle Bunny! Look at the mess you made."
  208. >Fluttershy gets up and goes to the kitchen to get some napkins
  209. >you're left there, thinking where could this have led up to
  210. >you look at the clock, it's 12:33
  211. >you need to get out of this house, it feels like the air is choking you
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