Fucks With Ducks

Oh, he's something of a doctor,
yeah, a regular quack.
He cures what ails your comment
with a Peking snack.
Awww, shucks.
This mother fucker fucks with ducks.

Oh, he's something of an ornithologist--
with one true specialty:
Aflac insures them,
and sometimes they're rubbery.
CH

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