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- >You lay back on the couch and stare at the ceiling, waiting.
- >You don't really feel tired anymore, just like you don't REALLY feel hungry, or much of anything else
- >Everything's kind of distant, really. As far as you know, you're just continuing these needs out of habit
- >Though you suppose Chungus probably knows how you feel, it's kind of difficult to do anything other than shoot shit with him. Having a serious talk might kill you
- >Again
- >Sighing softly, you pull the blanket over you even though it's not all that cold
- >Eventually you kick it off again, and stand up, bored.
- >Eh, Chungus probably won't mind a morning stroll
- >You quietly open the front door and close it behind you, and gently take flight, before landing on a high tree branch.
- >Every now and then a glimpse of Chungus' dream passes through your mind's eye, before receeding back into a blank sleeping state.
- >If he's bothered by your movement, he's not showing it. You lean against the trunk of the tree and watch the horizon. That eventually bores you, and you close your eyes for a moment
- >None of the dreams he's having make much sense, completely jumbled and constantly resetting. Probably how most of the night goes, but it's still kinda boring.
- >You open your eyes again, and the sun starts to peek over it all too fast for a moment, bright orange, before quickly lowering again
- >Nice, Celestia. Smooooth.
- >It restarts it's ascent, more calmly with a gentle yellow glow
- >To be fair, you're amazed at how little she fucks it up. If you had to cast a spell right after waking up every day, you would start EVERY day with a failure
- >Turning around, you can't see the moon set through the trees behind you. Ah well, Luna goes unnoticed. All is right in the cosmos.
- >After a while, birds start to chirp and take small flights. You stare at the sun for a while
- >It actually doesn't completely burn your eyes out. Well, it kind of does, but you can just repair them with magic as quickly as they're damaged
- >Eat shit, mom.
- >Chungus starts to stirr awake, but you close your eyes and relax, and just as quickly he fades back into unconsciousness, pulling up your wings to shield the breeze
- >Man, it's been forever since you've had time alone.
- >And sometimes it's nice to just be alone for a while.
- >Remember those times you were alone?
- >You did all sorts of fun stuff
- >Like chug bleach.
- "Chungus!"
- >"SHIT!"
- >He jumps and your wings flare, both of you trying to flap them at once, causing you to spin out and fall off the branch
- >You extend your arm, growing the hoof into a claw and grabbing back on
- >Oo. Fun.
- >You contract it and pull yourself back to the branch, morphing your hoof back to normal once you settle down
- >Sitting back, you look towards the sky again
- >"...Well?! The fuck did you wake me up like that for?"
- "I was lonely."
- >"That's not a excuse! You can't just do that to people because you're 'lonely'!"
- >You morph your arm into a mirror, and look into it with the most disappointed face you can muster.
- >'What? What's that about?'
- >Your frown grows even larger.
- >'I don't--Oh. Oh uh. Yeah. Yeah, okay, you get that. But look, even though we're friends--'
- "I don't need friends. They disappoint me."
- >You yawn and lean back, letting your wings catch you for a moment, and then sit up again
- >'Right. Well, I'm just saying, don't make a habit of that stuff.'
- 'Gotcha.'
- >'Why are you even watching the sunrise?'
- >You huff and cross your arms. What, you can't enjoy some tranqil peace and quiet?
- >'No. No, YOU can't.'
- >He's got you there.
- >Shrugging, you take flight again, circling lazily upwards until you find some thin clouds
- >You go to press your hoof into the cloud, but it quickly receeds from you, not thick enough to support your weight
- >You wiggle your hoof around, trying to gather it in one place, but it refuses to clump together
- "H-how is this done?"
- >"I don't know. You are the pegasus."
- "Correct."
- >"So, pegacize."
- >Floating, you try to corral the vapour in one place. It slips through your hooves easily
- >Accidentally, your wings scrape in to it, and it obediently pushes closer, providing enough of a surface to support your hoof
- >Quite a few tries later, you get the hang of it. Flap your wings close, pull it close to condense a nice cloud, and sit on it
- >Fuck. Now what?
- >'Become a sky pirate.' Chungus suggested, laying back into the fluffy structure
- "What?"
- >'Ugh, nothing. I just wanted to be a sky pirate when I was a kid.'
- "Stop it. You're not allowed to have aspirations. Or fun."
- >'Well what did you want to be when you were a kid?'
- "A disney villain. Specifically one of Scar's hyenas. So all my dreams have basically come true."
- >'You're not anything like a hyena. You know they don't actually laugh because they think something is funny--'
- "You're literally destroying my dreams, Chungus. I mean, you are ACTUALLY making my dreams actively die around me. You know that, right?"
- >He nodded. 'Yes.'
- >Wow.
- >What an asshole.
- >You roll over and stick your head out, looking down on the ground below you
- >For a moment, vertigo seizes you, and you retreat, closing your eyes
- >It occurs to you that you're probably not experienced enough to be doing this stuff
- >It probably takes a dozen years or more for foals to be considered competent enough to do stuff like this on their own, considering the dangers of a simple wing cramp
- >'Don't worry, Anon. I'm pretty good at flying.'
- >You breath in, taking some of the cloud with your breath, and coughing
- >'I mean, I didn't win any awards or anything.'
- "Yeah?"
- >'Yeah, I actually failed the flight test for the main military force. It's why I was inside during the fight.'
- "You're not helping, now."
- >'I know.'
- "Is every changeling like you?"
- >'Pretty much.'
- "Fucking normalfags."
- >Eventually the cloud starts sinking under your weight, and it drops you off in the forest, floating back up and dispersing again
- >Well, you're lost. That's okay, though, you can fly, so it doesn't really matter.
- "Hey Chungus, have you ever been in disguise?"
- >You hear a ghostly echo of your words through the woods
- "Whoa, I can hear myself."
- >Chungus sneezed. "Ugh, yeah, welcome to my world. I hear you all the time and it sucks." He sniffled
- "Are you allergic to pollen or something?"
- >"Yeah, it's not great."
- "So anyways, how many babies have you snatched and then pretended to be?"
- >He looked between the trees, trying to find some way to convey his confusion. "What? That's sick, man. Woman. Whatever."
- "I'm just trying to be racially aware."
- >Rolling his eyes, he began to walk aimlessly. "I've never been in extended disguise. Mostly as random passerbys to scout out hamlets. Stuff like that."
- "You ever get found out?"
- >Neither of you really pay attention as the forest gets darker.
- >"No, I've never been discovered to be a changeling. When I was scouting out the new settlement of Appleoosa, they confused me for a desperado, though."
- >He sighed and took flight, escaping the bushes. "Must have been seven, eight years ago."
- "Jesus, how old are you?"
- >"Four and a quarter cycles."
- "Alright you're getting to 8% as unhelpful as Twilight now."
- >He escapes the treeline and expertly navigates back without barely looking, keeping an eye out in every direction
- >Fucking bugs.
- >'I think that translates to twenty eight pony cycles? Thirty four? I'm not up on the conversion. I wasn't the most intellectual of the hive either.'
- 'The fuck were you useful for, then?'
- >'Chef.'
- 'What? Like, physical food?'
- >'Yep. It's the least practical talent I could have. I was kind of useless.'
- >You sigh
- 'You know, I think I know how you feel.'
- >You smile despite yourself
- 'Well, at least you'll have use for it in ponyville.'
- >'Why do you think I'm staying here?'
- >For some reason you don't feel like understanding, you feel a tightening in your chest
- 'Uh, no idea, really. I didn't really think about it.'
- >'I guess not.'
- >The rest of the flight is in an awkward silence, although from what you can tell, your body-partner is fairly comfortable
- >You land outside the cottage and enter, to find Fluttershy readying a basket of birdseed. She turns, and smiles
- >"Oh, hello, Anon! And you too, Chungus!"
- "Heya."
- >"How are you this wonderful morning?"
- >You sit down, a neutral expression on your face.
- "I'm going to let you take a guess."
- >She hummed, and looked deeply in your eyes. "Morose and melancholy on the inside, but just uncomfortable and ill at ease on the surface?"
- >Chungus snickered. "She's got you down, Anon."
- "Heh. Yeah, I guess."
- >She frowned. "I'm sorry. Why?"
- >You waved her away from the subject
- "I dont think it's a real reason. Just feel like it. How are you?"
- >She grabbed her basket and walked passed, stopping to place her head slightly under yours and leaning in to you. "I'm always open if you want to talk."
- >You give a mostly-fake grin and nod.
- "Of course, Flutters."
- >She looked at you for a moment, before exiting to feed the animals
- >"Hisss!"
- >Looking down, you see Shitface grinning up at you. There were two bumps on the roof of his mouth, where teeth would undoubtably start growing soon
- "Hey, boy. Come on, let's go find...whatever the fuck you eat. Grasshoppers and jelly on toast?"
- >He started drooling, and you chuckle, picking him up and walking to the food cabinet
- >It's kind of surprising how Chungus hasn't been picking at you more, you think to yourself. Everyone else you've shared a mind with would at this point.
- >'I guess it's a Hive thing. Minor telepathy and cramped living quarters leads to a lot of awkward situations. We just learn to turn the embarassment and curiosity off.'
- "That's a funny way of saying you're pretending not to be a nosey bitch."
- >Shitface danced upwards, wiggling on his neck as you scraped some grasshoppers on the toast
- >'Don't curse next to him. It makes him hungrier.'
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