ThingPone story - part 3 -

>You force a little smile
"That's nice."
>"Although..." She coughs unconvincingly
"Yes?"
>"As it said in the note...I would really like it if you'd..be intimate with me. Fairly often, but I'd understand if you weren't in the mood. Especially now, I guess." She pouts a little, and tentacles grow out of her back for the briefest moment.
>You gulp
>Sex?
>With that thing?
>Capital T, idiot
>Whatever
>Uh...well, she looks like a pony, at least?
>Except the note said she would sometimes lose her disguise while having sex
>Shit
>Could your dick handle that?
>She'd probably be offended if you went limp at seeing the real her
>And if you didn't...
>You'd be cross with yourself
>Even if it would still be a more acceptable fetish than quite a few you could name.
>"Honey?" She nudges your cheek
"Hm? Oh! Y-yeah, sure..."
>"You don't sound so sure. Are you certain it's okay?"
"Yeah, I'm just...well, I was wondering if you'd be okay with..."
>You mumble
>"Hm?" Her ear twitches
"I said....I said... 'if you'd be okay with the fact that I'm s-s....sexually inexperienced."
>You finally stammer it out
>Mom's spaghetti
>Thing looks at you quizzically, then laughs so hard she falls off of your lap
>So hard her disguise starts to fall apart
>The sound of her laughter changes into something monstrous
>Her form grows into something out of cthulhu mythos crossed with Bible Black and a dash of FATAL.
>ÏA
>ÏA
>You recoil and hide under your bedsheets
>You gain several handfuls of insanity points
>Her laughter stops
>You're still huddled under your sheets and don't dare look out from under them
>The sheets are lifted off
>You see Thing's pony face smiling at you
>You barely avoid a pants-shitting flashback
>To the event that just transpired.
>"Anon?"
>You look at Thing and slowly come to terms with that for the moment being, she's a pony
>"Anon, I'm sorry" She throws her forelegs around your neck and pulls you into a more human-like hug
"I-I'ts...it's alright, Thing. If anything, I should be sorry about-"
>She cuts you off
>"Anon, dear, listen to me. I've absorbed more than a few living beings. I don't feel good about doing it, but it's been a matter of survival. I've seen what they see. What you see. I've felt the terror."
>Something strokes your head.
>You figure it's her hoof
>"I understand. It's a natural reaction" she says and pushes away from you a little, looking a bit sheepish
>"I'm also sorry for laughing at you, that was very rude of me."
"It's okay, I just don't see why it's that funny."
>"I suppose it had to do with expectations, darling. You've made yourself popular in Ponyville, after all."
"One of Amber's observations?"
>She nods seriously
"I-I see."
>You sigh
"If the situation were different, and I wasn't your husbando - because I'd never dream of cheating on you, for a thousand different reasons - I'd...No, it's stupid. Forget it."
>Thing shakes her head, then puts her forehooves on your chest and gently pushes you down onto the bed
>Pomf
>"Anon. I love you. You can tell me anything. It'll take an awful lot to hurt me, and even more for me to lash out at you."
>You look away, but still proceed
"O-ok, but this is-"
>She signals for you to just go on already.
>Fuckin' A
>She wants the truth?
>The whole truth and nothing but the truth?
>She'll get it
"I was wondering if you'd picked up whether or not any of the ponies embodying the elements of harmony were into me, okay?"
>You blush and briefly look at her, then away again
>"I see..." She sounds distracted, a little lost in thought
>This doesn't bode well
"Thing!"
>"Yes, Anon?" She chimes without a worry in the world
"I do NOT want you to assimilate any of those ponies, alright?"
>She huffs
>"But Anon, how can I be your perfect waifu if I can't be the one you desire?" She puts more weight on her forehooves, pushing you further down.
>She sounds tense, angry and eager all at once
"Doesn't matter! I'll learn to love you for who you are instead!"
>...
>You done it nao, 'arry potter
>Thing squees, a blush spreading across her face
>As does several new eyes
>She leans down and kisses you on the lips
>"That's the sweetest thing you've said to me~" She kisses you again
>She breaks the kiss
>"Though, if you ever change your mind, just tell me, and I'll get on it."
>You gulp and nod
>She lays down next to you and puts a hoof around you, smiling like she'd just won the lottery
>It's been no more than an hour
>It's still morning
>And the rest of your day will be so much different to what you imagined it would be
>The rest of your life, even
>You guess you'll have to announce your friendship-and-more with Amber to your circle of friends and acquaintances
>But it'd seem suspicious out of the blue
>It needs some buildup, you guess
>You tell Thingpone, and she does agree
>Then she starts tickling you
>You close your eyes and laugh, struggling against her
>Suddenly, your wrists are grabbed, but you're still being tickled
>You laugh like a madman as she keeps tickling
>"Coochie coochie coo~" she giggles, sounding a bit different than usual
>Best not to read into that too much, at least not yet.