Ana messages Callum about Sburb

[22:01] * [EW] eternalWanderer has sent files SburbClient.exe and SburbServer.exe to [BE] bouncebackEschaton
[22:01] <bouncebackEschaton> Hey Cal
[22:01] <bouncebackEschaton> What are these?
[22:01] <eternalWanderer> gyfts
[22:01] <eternalWanderer> from def imsalf
[22:01] <bouncebackEschaton> Fun
[22:01] <eternalWanderer> ets ay gayme
[22:01] <eternalWanderer> def wants us two play ay gayme
[22:01] <bouncebackEschaton> Kaz said I'm her client
[22:01] <bouncebackEschaton> What does that mean?
[22:02] <eternalWanderer> eye onestlee ave noe ideah
[22:02] <bouncebackEschaton> Okay then
[22:03] <bouncebackEschaton> Which file do I open to choose a client for myself?
[22:03] <eternalWanderer> u showld run dem bowth
[22:03] <bouncebackEschaton> Sure
[22:03] <eternalWanderer> but da servah gyves da client
[22:04] <bouncebackEschaton> ??
[22:04] <bouncebackEschaton> Gives them what?
[22:04] <eternalWanderer> gyves you ay clyant
[22:05] <bouncebackEschaton> Oh, I see
[22:05] <bouncebackEschaton> So the client program is what connects me to Kaz?
[22:05] <eternalWanderer> eye tink soe
[22:05] <bouncebackEschaton> And she's using the server program to connect to me
[22:05] <bouncebackEschaton> That's a pretty cool system
[22:05] <eternalWanderer> mayde bai def imsalf
[22:05] <bouncebackEschaton> So now it's my job to find a client using my server program, and they use the client program to let me connect to them
[22:06] <eternalWanderer> conecth da playah sayve da worhld
[22:06] <bouncebackEschaton> Oh really?
[22:06] <eternalWanderer> evan doe de worhld es aparantleh alrede ovah
[22:07] <bouncebackEschaton> Right, your countdown
[22:07] <bouncebackEschaton> Well, I'm still as alive as ever
[22:07] <eternalWanderer> et reched zeroh nd gayve meh da descs
[22:07] <bouncebackEschaton> So maybe it wasn't a doomsday countdown after all then
[22:07] <eternalWanderer> soe we eidah sayve da worhld ore dome et
[22:08] <bouncebackEschaton> Fun
[22:08] <bouncebackEschaton> OR
[22:09] <bouncebackEschaton> MAYBE
[22:09] <bouncebackEschaton> It's not the apocalypse?
[22:09] <eternalWanderer> den wat es et
[22:09] <bouncebackEschaton> I don't know
[22:10] <bouncebackEschaton> A really over-the-top advertisement?
[22:10] <eternalWanderer> fore ay gayme eye cant playh
[22:10] <bouncebackEschaton> Why not?
[22:10] <bouncebackEschaton> I mean
[22:11] <bouncebackEschaton> Isn't the only thing you do make a connection?
[22:11] <eternalWanderer> wat kynd ov gayme es dat
[22:11] <bouncebackEschaton> I don't know
[22:12] <bouncebackEschaton> Maybe it's not a game so much as a social experiment or something
[22:12] <bouncebackEschaton> Or maybe you need to make teams!
[22:12] <bouncebackEschaton> Oh man, that would be cool!
[22:12] <eternalWanderer> y wood eye nead two mayke teems
[22:13] <bouncebackEschaton> It might be a team game.
[22:13] <bouncebackEschaton> Maybe everybody needs to get a server and a client.
[22:13] <bouncebackEschaton> And then it's a challenge to see how far you can spread the program like that.
[22:14] <eternalWanderer> da gayme alredi sent etsalf ov two pepal
[22:14] <eternalWanderer> et gayve etsalf two u
[22:14] <bouncebackEschaton> Then a challenge to make as big a line as possible?
[22:15] <eternalWanderer> sownds realeh boren
[22:16] <bouncebackEschaton> Well maybe it gets more complicated after you have both connections.
[22:16] <bouncebackEschaton> Here, let's try it right now.
[22:16] <bouncebackEschaton> Kaz is my server, so if I just put you down as a client...
[22:16] <eternalWanderer> eye alredy hav bowth
[22:16] <bouncebackEschaton> Oh
[22:16] <eternalWanderer> soreh two sayh
[22:17] <eternalWanderer> eyem stel jught siten ere wit notin two do
[22:17] <bouncebackEschaton> Hmm...
[22:18] <bouncebackEschaton> I don't know.
[22:18] <bouncebackEschaton> Maybe there's another game coming after the teams are finished?
[22:18] <bouncebackEschaton> Wait wait wait
[22:18] <bouncebackEschaton> How many people did the program share itself with?
[22:18] <eternalWanderer> elevan
[22:18] <eternalWanderer> eye tink
[22:19] <eternalWanderer> noe eyedeh hu some of dem evan were
[22:19] <bouncebackEschaton> Really?
[22:19] <bouncebackEschaton> That's weird.
[22:19] <bouncebackEschaton> Well, maybe if those are all the people that have it, we're supposed to make a circle or something?
[22:20] <bouncebackEschaton> Otherwise someone would be without a server, and someone would be without a client.
[22:20] <eternalWanderer> eyem alredeh borehd ov dis gayme
[22:20] <eternalWanderer> mayken circals wit pepal
[22:21] <bouncebackEschaton> Maybe it hasn't started yet.
[22:21] <bouncebackEschaton> Give it a chance, at least!
[22:21] <eternalWanderer> def wownt evan tel meh wats goen on
[22:21] <eternalWanderer> e es two buseh wit de end of da worhld
[22:22] <bouncebackEschaton> I'm sure he is.
[22:23] <eternalWanderer> wel da worhld aint ovah yet soe eye spose e es
[22:23] <eternalWanderer> noe rest for da def
[22:23] <bouncebackEschaton> Haha
[22:24] <eternalWanderer> eye spose ets bahck two wayten fore me den
[22:24] <bouncebackEschaton> For what?
[22:24] <eternalWanderer> wayten fore da gayme two finesh donwloaden
[22:24] <eternalWanderer> wayten two stohp def
[22:25] <bouncebackEschaton> It's not done downloading yet?
[22:25] <bouncebackEschaton> What do you mean?
[22:25] <bouncebackEschaton> Didn't the files already finish getting sent?
[22:25] <eternalWanderer> yeh eye downt noe wat ets doen
[22:25] <eternalWanderer> buht et neads two downlode sometine
[22:26] <eternalWanderer> nowt shure wat
[22:27] <bouncebackEschaton> *shrugs*
[22:27] <bouncebackEschaton> I dunno what's going on.
[22:27] <eternalWanderer> dat maykes awl ov us
[22:28] <bouncebackEschaton> Well then
[22:28] <bouncebackEschaton> Guess I may as well pick a client, then!
[22:28] <eternalWanderer> u wahnt ay list ov de pepal hu hayve da fyles
[22:28] <bouncebackEschaton> Sure, alright!
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[22:37] <eternalWanderer> nd u
[22:38] <bouncebackEschaton> WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
[22:38] <bouncebackEschaton> Jacob Brandt?
[22:38] <eternalWanderer> yeh eye ges
[22:38] <eternalWanderer> dats da nayme et sayd
[22:38] <bouncebackEschaton> HOW DOES THIS CREEP KEEP ON SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE!?
[22:39] <eternalWanderer> dunoe
[22:39] <eternalWanderer> luhk
[22:40] <bouncebackEschaton> Well then.
[22:40] <bouncebackEschaton> I should go check on my uncle before I go any further, then.
[22:40] <eternalWanderer> goe fore et
[22:40] <bouncebackEschaton> I'm not playing a game he's somehow forced himself into.
[22:40] <eternalWanderer> eyel be ere ef u nead meh
[22:41] <eternalWanderer> e didant forceh imsalf ento et
[22:41] <eternalWanderer> da gayme forceh etself ontwo us
[22:41] <bouncebackEschaton> That doesn't make it any better!
[22:41] <eternalWanderer> y nowt
[22:42] <bouncebackEschaton> Darn it, I just want him gone!
[22:42] <bouncebackEschaton> I want him to stop showing up out of nowhere.
[22:43] <eternalWanderer> muhst b fayte
[22:44] <bouncebackEschaton> HECK no.
[22:44] <bouncebackEschaton> It's a stalker is what it is.
[22:44] <eternalWanderer> den ow ded e get on da lyst
[22:44] <bouncebackEschaton> I don't know!
[22:44] <eternalWanderer> fayte
[22:45] <bouncebackEschaton> NO!
[22:45] <eternalWanderer> def es ay persan
[22:45] <eternalWanderer> eye met em
[22:45] <eternalWanderer> fayte musht be a ting
[22:45] <bouncebackEschaton> I want nothing to do with fate if it involves Brandt.
[22:45] <eternalWanderer> ore at lest ets nowt es crayzeh es et usaleh sownds
[22:46] <eternalWanderer> wel two worhk owt wat dis gayme does we have two incluede im
[22:46] <bouncebackEschaton> Why?
[22:46] <eternalWanderer> u sayd et ursalf
[22:46] <eternalWanderer> we nead two mayke da circal
[22:47] <bouncebackEschaton> :( :( :(
[22:47] <eternalWanderer> den ope for da besht
[22:47] <eternalWanderer> eye shure nowt evan e wahnts da worhld two enhd
[22:48] <bouncebackEschaton> :( :( :(
[22:48] <eternalWanderer> now ov ya goe
[22:48] <eternalWanderer> fynd ur uncal ore watevah
[22:48] <bouncebackEschaton> Right.
[22:48] <bouncebackEschaton> Gotta make sure he's alright.
[22:49] <eternalWanderer> conact two somewon as wel
[22:49] <bouncebackEschaton> Maybe.
[22:49] <eternalWanderer> u cood evan conehct two em
[22:49] <eternalWanderer> mayke shure e stays en lyne
[22:49] <bouncebackEschaton> :O
[22:50] <bouncebackEschaton> Callum, even if this game was okay to play, I don't want to be connected to him!
[22:50] <eternalWanderer> downt want somewon hu downsant noe hu e es two deahl wit im
[22:50] <bouncebackEschaton> ...
[22:50] <bouncebackEschaton> Good point.
[22:50] <eternalWanderer> eye tri
[22:50] <bouncebackEschaton> Alright.  I'll think about it.
[22:50] <eternalWanderer> da fayte ov da worhld depands on et anah
[22:50] <eternalWanderer> ore maybeh nowt
[22:51] <bouncebackEschaton> Yeah, but if it does...
[22:51] <eternalWanderer> maybeh ets betah ef we downt playh
[22:51] <eternalWanderer> maybeh we endh da worhld
[22:51] <bouncebackEschaton> Maybe.
[22:51] <eternalWanderer> eidah way we cahnt do notin
[22:51] <bouncebackEschaton> I guess there's no way to know.
[22:51] <eternalWanderer> dere es won
[22:51] <bouncebackEschaton> Yeah?
[22:51] <eternalWanderer> we playh
[22:52] <eternalWanderer> ov ya goe doe mayke shure ur uncal es fyne
[22:52] <bouncebackEschaton> Right, yeah.
[22:52] <eternalWanderer> e myght evan be abal two elp us
[22:52] <bouncebackEschaton> That's what I'm counting on.
[22:52] <bouncebackEschaton> He'd know better than I would.
[22:52] <bouncebackEschaton> Alright, talk to you soon!
[22:52] <eternalWanderer> opefuleh
[22:53] <eternalWanderer> buhbai
[22:53] <bouncebackEschaton> Bye!
[22:53]  * bouncebackEschaton [BE] ceased pestering eternalWanderer [EW]