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  1. [11:40] <DM> You both walk out into the arena, the doors sliding shit and disappearing into solid stone behind you. You find yourselves on opposite sides of a circularl crater, with walls too steep and tall to climb. There is approximately 50 feet across it to the other person. In the middle of it, is a large pit full of bubbling lava, and it takes up the middl
  2. [11:40] <DM> e portion of the crater, being about 20 feet long. Along the right side of the lava pit for Vorpas, left for Bayith, is a wall of rocks. The left path around for Vorpas is entirely blocked by boulders. Both Contestants, please roll for initiative.
  3. [11:40] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20+8
  4. [11:40] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+8 [ 1d20=4 ]{12}
  5. [11:40] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <shit>
  6. [11:40] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+2
  7. [11:40] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
  8. [11:40] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <nvm>
  9. [11:41] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas walks down the right path towards Bayith.
  10. [11:42] <Vorpas_Jabwak> His hands are tense, waiting to block any attack (parry)
  11. [11:42] <Vorpas_Jabwak> He speaks low, but his voice travels to his adversary.
  12. [11:42] <Vorpas_Jabwak> "Thys ys not goyng to end well for you."
  13. [11:42] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Roll 2#1d20-1 for intimidate
  14. [11:42] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 2#1d20-1 for intimidate [ 1d20=5 ]{4}, [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
  15. [11:42] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <fuckin shit>
  16. [11:42] <Bayith_Siscoe> (insight right?)
  17. [11:43] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <ye>
  18. [11:43] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+4 insight
  19. [11:43] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+4 insight [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
  20. [11:43] <Bayith_Siscoe> "Give I+ y()ur bes+ sh()+ punk" >:)
  21. [11:43] * Bayith_Siscoe attacks Vorpas with the Bow of Fire
  22. [11:43] <DM> (hey wait until the other player says they end their turn)
  23. [11:44] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <end turn>
  24. [11:44] <Bayith_Siscoe> <mb>
  25. [11:44] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <i was out of actions anyways>
  26. [11:44] <DM> Now Bayith can do that
  27. [11:44] * Bayith_Siscoe attacks Vorpas with the Bow of Fire
  28. [11:44] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+2 hit
  29. [11:44] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+2 hit [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  30. [11:44] <DM> Miss
  31. [11:44] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas snatches the arrow out of the air, breaking it in half.
  32. [11:44] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <cool ass parry>
  33. [11:44] <DM> It's on fire, so don't do that
  34. [11:44] <Bayith_Siscoe> <does my bow still go on cooldown?>
  35. [11:45] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <i have gauntlets on>
  36. [11:45] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <il be fine>
  37. [11:45] <DM> Nothing caught on fire so no
  38. [11:45] <Bayith_Siscoe> "shi+'
  39. [11:45] * Bayith_Siscoe runs to the left and attempts to hide in the rocks
  40. [11:45] * Daemus ([email protected]) has joined #RPGStuck_Nanakishi
  41. [11:45] <DM> roll stealth
  42. [11:45] <`DICE> DM rolled stealth error: malformed expression
  43. [11:46] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+7
  44. [11:46] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
  45. [11:46] <DM> Vorpas, roll perception
  46. [11:46] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Roll 1d20
  47. [11:46] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
  48. [11:47] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas does not see Bayith.
  49. [11:47] <Mauiki> <lel>
  50. [11:47] <Bayith_Siscoe> ====end turn====
  51. [11:48] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas walks further into Bayiths area of the arena, still tense. (parry+ move)
  52. [11:48] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Hey speaks once again.
  53. [11:48] <Vorpas_Jabwak> "Thys ys just prolongyng your ynevytable death."
  54. [11:48] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Roll 2#1d20-1
  55. [11:48] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=20 ]{19}, [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
  56. [11:49] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+4 insight
  57. [11:49] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+4 insight [ 1d20=17 ]{21}
  58. [11:49] <Bayith_Siscoe> <not even close>
  59. [11:49] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <how does crit compare to that?>
  60. [11:49] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <i dont know how that works :\>
  61. [11:49] <Letaali> (nat 20 wins I think)
  62. [11:49] <Bayith_Siscoe> <waaaat>
  63. [11:49] <DM> (i rule crit wins)
  64. [11:50] <Vorpas_Jabwak> < dm ? >
  65. [11:50] <DM> (you can see what i said)
  66. [11:50] <DM> (crit wins)
  67. [11:50] <Bayith_Siscoe> <-1 to attack right?>
  68. [11:50] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <kk, but you didnt say that>
  69. [11:50] <DM> (it's -2)
  70. [11:51] <DM> (guys i have the phb open)
  71. [11:51] <DM> (just fuckin end your turn)
  72. [11:51] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <-2 to AC and next attack>
  73. [11:51] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <end turn>
  74. [11:52] * jaczac|m ([email protected]) has joined #RPGStuck_Nanakishi
  75. [11:53] <Vorpas_Jabwak> < Bayith_Siscoe ? >
  76. [11:53] <DM> Bayith's turn
  77. [11:53] * Bayith_Siscoe is a little freaked out by the cannibalistic shark troll, and decides to stay hidden
  78. [11:53] <DM> Anything else?
  79. [11:53] <Bayith_Siscoe> he uses telekinesis to throw a rock at him
  80. [11:54] <DM> d20+int mod
  81. [11:54] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+3
  82. [11:54] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  83. [11:55] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas smashes the rock out of the air.
  84. [11:55] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <also im not a shark troll im a dragon troll ;( >
  85. [11:55] <Letaali> ((stealth gives your attack advantage and takes you out of stealth))
  86. [11:56] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <i dont think that counts for telekinesis>
  87. [11:56] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <maybe the advantage>
  88. [11:56] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <but not the stealth release>
  89. [11:56] * jaczac|m is now known as temerariousSpelunker
  90. [11:56] <DM> I'll say it still has the advantage
  91. [11:56] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+3
  92. [11:56] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  93. [11:57] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas is unimpressed.
  94. [11:58] <DM> Bayith anything else?
  95. [11:58] <Bayith_Siscoe> ====End Turn====
  96. [11:58] <DM> Vorpas's turn
  97. [11:58] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <hmmm>
  98. [11:59] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas sits down. His muscles have yet to stop clenching. (parry)
  99. [11:59] <Vorpas_Jabwak> End turn.
  100. [11:59] <DM> Bayith's turn
  101. [12:01] <Vorpas_Jabwak> < Bayith_Siscoe >
  102. [12:01] <Bayith_Siscoe> more rocks!
  103. [12:01] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <make sure you record your pp>
  104. [12:01] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 2#1d20+3 hit
  105. [12:01] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 2#1d20+3 hit [ 1d20=20 ]{23}, [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
  106. [12:02] <Bayith_Siscoe> (cantrip)
  107. [12:02] <DM> 2d4 damage
  108. [12:02] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 2d4 damage
  109. [12:02] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 2d4 damage [ 2d4=3 ]{3}
  110. [12:02] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 73/76
  111. [12:03] <DM> Anything else?
  112. [12:03] <Mauiki> <HOLY SHIT A HIT>
  113. [12:03] <Bayith_Siscoe> <one sec>
  114. [12:04] * Bayith_Siscoe sets up an illusion, and creates a ghost sound to intimidate Vorpas
  115. [12:04] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Instant failure.
  116. [12:05] <Bayith_Siscoe> shush
  117. [12:05] <Mauiki> <just like vorpas>
  118. [12:05] <Bayith_Siscoe> "L()()ks like I've shed y()ur pre++y pink bl()()d. +here'll be m()re where +ha+ came fr()m"
  119. [12:06] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <nah but does illusion go against mental resist?>
  120. [12:06] <DM> Hey those a opposed to insight checks
  121. [12:06] <Vorpas_Jabwak> kk
  122. [12:06] <DM> Instead of a resistance
  123. [12:06] <DM> So, roll insight
  124. [12:06] <Vorpas_Jabwak> just checkin
  125. [12:06] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20
  126. [12:06] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=9 ]{9}
  127. [12:06] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+2 intimidate
  128. [12:06] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+2 intimidate [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  129. [12:06] <Bayith_Siscoe> <god damn it>
  130. [12:06] <DM> Yeah still fails
  131. [12:06] <Bayith_Siscoe> pp 67/86
  132. [12:06] <Vorpas_Jabwak> "Your petty yllusyons wyll not waver my desyre to defeat you."
  133. [12:07] <Bayith_Siscoe> ===end turn===
  134. [12:08] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas searches around the rocks for his adversary.
  135. [12:08] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Roll 1d20
  136. [12:08] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  137. [12:09] <DM> You spot the troll near the edge of the lava pit.
  138. [12:09] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas rushes him and attempts a grapple.
  139. [12:09] <DM> Vorpas, roll insight
  140. [12:09] <Vorpas_Jabwak> oh
  141. [12:09] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20
  142. [12:09] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
  143. [12:10] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+3 int
  144. [12:10] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+3 int [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  145. [12:10] <DM> The image flickers, and you realize it's an illusion
  146. [12:10] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <so i dont find him>
  147. [12:10] <Bayith_Siscoe> T.T
  148. [12:10] <Bayith_Siscoe> god damn it
  149. [12:10] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <like, what do i have to roll to find him?>
  150. [12:11] <DM> Actually, you don't, there was a mix up in the roll
  151. [12:11] <DM> As far as you know, that's Bayith
  152. [12:11] <DM> Forgot to add ranks
  153. [12:12] <Vorpas_Jabwak> . . .
  154. [12:12] <Vorpas_Jabwak> You lightly jab at the lowblood (unarmed attack)
  155. [12:12] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20+4
  156. [12:12] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=19 ]{23}
  157. [12:12] <Bayith_Siscoe> <:|>
  158. [12:12] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <forgot i cant use rushed wrestle if i used my move>
  159. [12:13] <Bayith_Siscoe> <oh ok>
  160. [12:13] <DM> You hit the illusion, and it disperses
  161. [12:13] <Mauiki> <claps>
  162. [12:13] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas sighs.
  163. [12:13] <Vorpas_Jabwak> End turn
  164. [12:14] <Vorpas_Jabwak> < Bayith_Siscoe >
  165. [12:14] <Bayith_Siscoe> <one sec>
  166. [12:15] <Bayith_Siscoe> first, bayith uses his minor action to safely throw more rocks
  167. [12:15] <DM> go ahead and throw a rock
  168. [12:15] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 2#1d20+3 hit
  169. [12:15] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 2#1d20+3 hit [ 1d20=5 ]{8}, [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
  170. [12:15] <DM> you only get to throw 1
  171. [12:15] <Bayith_Siscoe> stealth
  172. [12:15] <DM> Oh, alright
  173. [12:15] <DM> You still miss
  174. [12:16] <Bayith_Siscoe> his AC is 16?
  175. [12:16] <Vorpas_Jabwak> parry didnt expire
  176. [12:17] <DM> Parry doesn't raise your AC
  177. [12:17] <DM> Ther ock hits you
  178. [12:17] <DM> rock*
  179. [12:17] <Letaali> ((what? parry means you add your dex mod to the ac))
  180. [12:17] <Bayith_Siscoe> for the next attack
  181. [12:17] <Bayith_Siscoe> I already threw a rock at you
  182. [12:18] * temerariousSpelunker is now known as temerariousSpelunker|m
  183. [12:18] <Vorpas_Jabwak> pretty sure that counts as one attack motion
  184. [12:18] <DM> It misses just move on
  185. [12:18] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <though i think we might have to specify this in the next edition of the phb>
  186. [12:18] * Bayith_Siscoe comes out and attacks Vorpas with his bow
  187. [12:18] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 2#1d20+2
  188. [12:18] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 2#1d20+2 [ 1d20=17 ]{19}, [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
  189. [12:18] <DM> Hit
  190. [12:19] <Vorpas_Jabwak> ye
  191. [12:19] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 4d6+2 damage
  192. [12:19] <DM> 4d6+dex
  193. [12:19] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 4d6+2 damage [ 4d6=14 ]{16}
  194. [12:19] <DM> Vorpas is now on fire
  195. [12:19] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 57/76
  196. [12:19] <DM> Please state your health
  197. [12:20] <Mauiki> <burn the witch>
  198. [12:20] * Bayith_Siscoe smirks and runs away
  199. [12:20] <DM> (not in this room)
  200. [12:20] <Bayith_Siscoe> ===End Turn===
  201. [12:20] <Mauiki> <aw>
  202. [12:20] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas turns around slowly.
  203. [12:20] <Vorpas_Jabwak> "THERE YOU ARE."
  204. [12:20] <DM> Bayith is now approximately 40 feet away
  205. [12:20] <DM> 50*
  206. [12:20] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas rushes the now exposed bayith
  207. [12:20] <Vorpas_Jabwak> and chucks a net at him
  208. [12:21] <DM> roll dex
  209. [12:21] <`DICE> DM rolled dex error: malformed expression
  210. [12:21] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <who
  211. [12:21] <Vorpas_Jabwak> >
  212. [12:21] <DM> you
  213. [12:21] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20+4
  214. [12:21] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
  215. [12:22] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <fuckin hell>
  216. [12:22] <DM> You miss, the net lands off to the side
  217. [12:22] <Bayith_Siscoe> <don't forget fire damage>
  218. [12:22] <DM> roll 1d4
  219. [12:22] <`DICE> DM rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  220. [12:22] <DM> Take 4 damage
  221. [12:22] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 53/76
  222. [12:22] <Mauiki> <fukin noob>
  223. [12:23] <Bayith_Siscoe> <mauiki >:(>
  224. [12:23] <Vorpas_Jabwak> end turn
  225. [12:24] <Bayith_Siscoe> Bayith runs too the net and captchalogs it
  226. [12:24] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <lol cant work on vorpas>
  227. [12:24] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <+10 athletics>
  228. [12:24] <Bayith_Siscoe> <so long as you don't have it, I'm fine>
  229. [12:24] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <major action?>
  230. [12:25] <Bayith_Siscoe> <I can replace it for a move right?
  231. [12:25] <DM> Picking it up is a minor
  232. [12:25] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <i dunno>
  233. [12:25] <DM> You just used half a move action and your minor action
  234. [12:26] * Bayith_Siscoe uses the remainder of his move to run further away from Vorpas
  235. [12:26] <Vorpas_Jabwak> so heeessss
  236. [12:26] * Bayith_Siscoe then uses his final move to climb up the one of the rocks
  237. [12:26] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 35 ft away?
  238. [12:27] <DM> Yes
  239. [12:27] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <my turn now?>
  240. [12:27] <DM> roll acrobatics
  241. [12:27] <`DICE> DM rolled acrobatics error: malformed expression
  242. [12:27] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll d20+5
  243. [12:27] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled d20+5 [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  244. [12:27] <DM> Yep you are now on top of a 5 foot tall boulder
  245. [12:28] <DM> Vorpas's turn
  246. [12:28] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas dashes towards Bayith.
  247. [12:28] * Serket ([email protected]) has joined #RPGStuck_Nanakishi
  248. [12:28] <Vorpas_Jabwak> He attempts to climb the boulder
  249. [12:28] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20+4
  250. [12:28] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
  251. [12:29] <DM> Did you dash or did you run
  252. [12:29] <Vorpas_Jabwak> dash
  253. [12:29] <DM> Then you can't climb the boulder
  254. [12:29] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Major action taken
  255. [12:29] <DM> that's a major action
  256. [12:29] <Vorpas_Jabwak> what
  257. [12:29] <Mauiki> <looooooooooooooooool>
  258. [12:29] <Vorpas_Jabwak> can.. . .
  259. [12:29] <Vorpas_Jabwak> i make it to the boulder without the dash?
  260. [12:29] <DM> yes
  261. [12:30] <Vorpas_Jabwak> nvm then
  262. [12:30] <Bayith_Siscoe> rly?
  263. [12:30] <Bayith_Siscoe> I thought it was 35 fight
  264. [12:30] <Bayith_Siscoe> *feet
  265. [12:30] <DM> Yeah, but since the boulder is then right in front of him, he can climb it
  266. [12:30] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Pretend i meant run when i said dash!
  267. [12:30] <DM> But he can't do anything else really
  268. [12:30] <Bayith_Siscoe> k
  269. [12:31] <Vorpas_Jabwak> He projects a battle cry at his pitiful foe
  270. [12:31] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 2#1d20-1
  271. [12:31] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=11 ]{10}, [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
  272. [12:31] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+4
  273. [12:31] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=20 ]{24}
  274. [12:31] <Vorpas_Jabwak> You are not intimidated.
  275. [12:31] <DM> Bayith's turn
  276. [12:32] <Bayith_Siscoe> I throw the net
  277. [12:32] <Bayith_Siscoe> <is my bow off cooldown?>
  278. [12:32] <DM> oh woops
  279. [12:32] <DM> roll 1d4
  280. [12:33] <`DICE> DM rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  281. [12:33] <DM> He takes 1 damage
  282. [12:33] <Mauiki> <net mattered>
  283. [12:33] <DM> 2 more turns of fire cool down but you can still shoot him
  284. [12:33] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 52/76
  285. [12:33] <DM> also, roll dex
  286. [12:33] <Vorpas_Jabwak> dex?
  287. [12:33] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+2
  288. [12:33] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
  289. [12:33] <Vorpas_Jabwak> ohwait thats for him
  290. [12:33] <DM> It hits, vorpas immediately throws it off because 10 dc
  291. [12:34] <Vorpas_Jabwak> "Not happenyng"
  292. [12:34] <DM> Well, go ahead and roll athletics
  293. [12:34] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20+10
  294. [12:34] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+10 [ 1d20=11 ]{21}
  295. [12:34] <DM> Yeah no
  296. [12:34] <DM> Still doesn't happen
  297. [12:34] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <hey, i might have critfailed>
  298. [12:34] <DM> Yeah that's why I told you to roll
  299. [12:34] <DM> Ok, Bayith, continue
  300. [12:35] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Also item is main action.
  301. [12:35] * Bayith_Siscoe runs along the rocks away from vorpas
  302. [12:36] <DM> It's only 10 feet long
  303. [12:36] <Bayith_Siscoe> then I jump down and run further
  304. [12:36] <DM> Roll acrobatics
  305. [12:36] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+5
  306. [12:36] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  307. [12:36] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <uhg how big is this arena>
  308. [12:37] <DM> You make it 20 feet away from the boulder. (y'all are going back towards the right again)
  309. [12:37] <DM> (you just keep running back and forth)
  310. [12:38] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <wait, going down the boulder is a minor action?>
  311. [12:39] <DM> (it is major actually, you can't jump down)
  312. [12:40] <Bayith_Siscoe> <oh mb>
  313. [12:40] * Bayith_Siscoe flashsteps down
  314. [12:41] <Bayith_Siscoe> rank1
  315. [12:41] * Letaali ([email protected]) has left #RPGStuck_Nanakishi
  316. [12:41] <DM> Costs 3 pp
  317. [12:41] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <omg this makes me wanna nerf flashstep, free action? bs>
  318. [12:41] <Bayith_Siscoe> <it's move>
  319. [12:41] <Bayith_Siscoe> <and flashstepping away from something triples price>
  320. [12:42] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <the phb says its a free action, but i aint a cop>
  321. [12:42] <DM> (that's the lime version, we're doing gold)
  322. [12:42] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <kk>
  323. [12:42] <Bayith_Siscoe> pp: 55/86
  324. [12:43] <Bayith_Siscoe> <oh really?>
  325. [12:43] <Bayith_Siscoe> <mb>
  326. [12:43] <DM> Anyway, done?
  327. [12:43] <Bayith_Siscoe> pp: 61/86
  328. [12:43] <Bayith_Siscoe> I still have one move left, so I run away more
  329. [12:43] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <uh, dont you only have your minor left?>
  330. [12:44] <Bayith_Siscoe> <yeah your right>
  331. [12:44] <Bayith_Siscoe> <mb>
  332. [12:44] <Bayith_Siscoe> ===End Turn===
  333. [12:44] <DM> Bayith is now 30ft away again
  334. [12:45] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas climbs down the boulder, chasing after the cheeky bastard.
  335. [12:45] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20+4
  336. [12:45] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
  337. [12:45] <DM> You succeed in climbing down
  338. [12:45] <DM> And make it to 10 feet away
  339. [12:45] <Vorpas_Jabwak> wait what
  340. [12:45] <Vorpas_Jabwak> arent i right on top of him?
  341. [12:46] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Major for climb down
  342. [12:46] <Vorpas_Jabwak> and move 30 feet
  343. [12:46] <DM> There was 10 feet along the boulder that he had to move too
  344. [12:46] <Bayith_Siscoe> then I should be 20 feet
  345. [12:46] <Vorpas_Jabwak> But you said we just went back the way we came
  346. [12:47] <Bayith_Siscoe> I used my major to throw the net, and used flashstep to skip climbing down entirely
  347. [12:47] <Vorpas_Jabwak> and i didnt have any move when i climbed the boulder
  348. [12:47] <Vorpas_Jabwak> so i stayed at the edge
  349. [12:47] <DM> He moved to the other edge
  350. [12:47] <DM> Either way, you're 10 feet away
  351. [12:47] <Vorpas_Jabwak> But
  352. [12:47] <Vorpas_Jabwak> He used flashstep instead of move
  353. [12:48] <DM> He used both
  354. [12:48] <DM> Flashstep is free
  355. [12:48] <Vorpas_Jabwak> you. . . .
  356. [12:48] <Vorpas_Jabwak> isnt flashstep a move?
  357. [12:48] <DM> No, it's free
  358. [12:48] <Vorpas_Jabwak> uhb
  359. [12:48] <Vorpas_Jabwak> op
  360. [12:48] <Vorpas_Jabwak> anyways
  361. [12:48] <Bayith_Siscoe> wow yeah
  362. [12:48] <DM> Stop arguing about it or I'll drop lava
  363. [12:48] <Bayith_Siscoe> this is way better than I realized :)
  364. [12:49] <DM> Anyway I'm not letting him use the whole move action now, so 10 feet away
  365. [12:49] <Vorpas_Jabwak> anyways.
  366. [12:49] <Vorpas_Jabwak> burn damage?
  367. [12:50] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d4
  368. [12:50] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  369. [12:50] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 52/76
  370. [12:50] <DM> Vorpas is no longer on fire
  371. [12:50] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas screams at Bayith
  372. [12:50] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Roll 2#1d20
  373. [12:50] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 2#1d20 [ 1d20=5 ]{5}, [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
  374. [12:50] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+4 insight
  375. [12:50] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+4 insight [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
  376. [12:51] <Vorpas_Jabwak> End turn
  377. [12:51] <Bayith_Siscoe> "I+'s hard +() scare s()me()ne wh()'s kicking y()ur ass"
  378. [12:51] * Bayith_Siscoe runs away to 40 ft. and fires at him again
  379. [12:51] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+2 hit
  380. [12:51] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+2 hit [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
  381. [12:51] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <finally>
  382. [12:52] <DM> (ill nerf all future flashsteps to being a move action)
  383. [12:52] <Mauiki> <flashstep seems pretty OP>
  384. [12:52] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <critfail Dm ? >
  385. [12:52] <DM> Somehow, Bayith catches himself on fire
  386. [12:53] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Does he need to cool down again?
  387. [12:53] <DM> Not sure how, since the bow was still on cooldown, but it happens
  388. [12:53] <DM> No it doesn't need to cooldown again
  389. [12:53] <DM> He's just on fire
  390. [12:53] <Vorpas_Jabwak> kk
  391. [12:54] <Bayith_Siscoe> <it was still on cooldown?>
  392. [12:54] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Minor action?
  393. [12:54] <Bayith_Siscoe> <I waited 2 turns>
  394. [12:54] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d4
  395. [12:54] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  396. [12:54] <DM> (you're right i fucke dup)
  397. [12:54] <DM> (either way, 3 turns of fire)
  398. [12:54] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <kk>
  399. [12:54] <Bayith_Siscoe> hp 51/54
  400. [12:55] * Bayith_Siscoe tries to intimidate vorpas over the fire
  401. [12:55] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+2 intimidate
  402. [12:55] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+2 intimidate [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  403. [12:55] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20
  404. [12:55] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
  405. [12:55] <DM> Vorpas is unaffected
  406. [12:55] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas is not intimidated
  407. [12:55] <Bayith_Siscoe> <guys I gotta pop out for a bit>
  408. [12:55] <Bayith_Siscoe> <I'll only be gone 10-15 minutes>
  409. [12:55] <Bayith_Siscoe> <max>
  410. [12:55] <Vorpas_Jabwak> kk
  411. [13:05] <Vorpas_Jabwak> . . .
  412. [13:05] <Vorpas_Jabwak> dududduuuu
  413. [13:08] <Bayith_Siscoe> <sup scrubs>
  414. [13:09] <Bayith_Siscoe> ===End Turn===
  415. [13:09] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Hes 40 ft away right?
  416. [13:09] <DM> Yep
  417. [13:09] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas uses a dash.
  418. [13:10] <Vorpas_Jabwak> He catches up to the assailant and attempts to punch him in the face.
  419. [13:10] <Bayith_Siscoe> <dash is a major action>
  420. [13:10] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <unarmed attack>
  421. [13:10] <DM> That works out
  422. [13:10] <Bayith_Siscoe> <derp>
  423. [13:10] <DM> Do the rolls
  424. [13:10] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <uh, whats my hit mod for unarmed?>
  425. [13:11] <DM> +6
  426. [13:11] <Vorpas_Jabwak> aight
  427. [13:11] <DM> I'm assuming you have a fist modus
  428. [13:11] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Roll 1d20+6
  429. [13:11] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=14 ]{20}
  430. [13:11] <DM> Hit
  431. [13:11] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 7 damage
  432. [13:12] <DM> Roll those here
  433. [13:12] <`DICE> DM rolled those here error: malformed expression
  434. [13:12] <DM> Also, you dont get your mod
  435. [13:12] <Vorpas_Jabwak> nono, its 1+str
  436. [13:12] <DM> it's 1d4
  437. [13:12] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Unarmed Strike: Make an unarmed strike against an opponent in range. (Unarmed Strikes deal 1+STR damage unless if specified otherwise).
  438. [13:12] <DM> Ok if you don't have fist modus
  439. [13:12] <DM> 7 damage then
  440. [13:12] <Vorpas_Jabwak> yep
  441. [13:12] <DM> Bayith, health/
  442. [13:12] <Bayith_Siscoe> hp 44/54
  443. [13:12] <Vorpas_Jabwak> End turn.
  444. [13:13] <Vorpas_Jabwak> "Talk shyt get hty."
  445. [13:13] <Bayith_Siscoe> "Alrigh+. y()u need +() cu+ I+ ()u+"
  446. [13:13] <Bayith_Siscoe> "()r I migh+ have +() S+()p g()ing easy ()n y()u"
  447. [13:13] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+2 intimidate
  448. [13:13] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+2 intimidate [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
  449. [13:13] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20
  450. [13:13] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
  451. [13:14] <Vorpas_Jabwak> vorpas is intimidated
  452. [13:14] <Vorpas_Jabwak> major action?
  453. [13:14] <Bayith_Siscoe> run away, and continue to pelt with arrows
  454. [13:14] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+2
  455. [13:14] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
  456. [13:14] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas eyes his opponent cautiously.
  457. [13:14] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Miss
  458. [13:14] <DM> Bayith misses and catched the little patch of ground on fire
  459. [13:15] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d4
  460. [13:15] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  461. [13:15] <Bayith_Siscoe> hp 40/54
  462. [13:16] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Any move action?
  463. [13:16] <Bayith_Siscoe> I told you, I ran away
  464. [13:16] <Bayith_Siscoe> is it a free action to concentrate?
  465. [13:16] <DM> He ran around the circle
  466. [13:16] <Vorpas_Jabwak> kk
  467. [13:16] <DM> Nope
  468. [13:16] <Bayith_Siscoe> what is it?
  469. [13:17] <DM> I'd call it a minor
  470. [13:17] <Vorpas_Jabwak> End?
  471. [13:17] <Bayith_Siscoe> end
  472. [13:17] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas pursues the prey.
  473. [13:18] <Vorpas_Jabwak> He attempts a grapple.
  474. [13:18] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Roll 1d20+14
  475. [13:18] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+14 [ 1d20=3 ]{17}
  476. [13:18] <DM> Roll either athletics or acrobatics to oppose
  477. [13:18] <`DICE> DM rolled either athletics or acrobatics to oppose error: malformed expression
  478. [13:18] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d4+5
  479. [13:18] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d4+5 [ 1d4=3 ]{8}
  480. [13:18] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <uh, what?>
  481. [13:18] <DM> ??
  482. [13:18] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+5
  483. [13:18] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  484. [13:19] <Bayith_Siscoe> (misclicks)
  485. [13:19] <Vorpas_Jabwak> You are not grappled
  486. [13:19] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas attempts another face punch
  487. [13:19] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20+6
  488. [13:19] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
  489. [13:19] <DM> miss
  490. [13:19] <Vorpas_Jabwak> End turn.
  491. [13:19] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <god damnit>
  492. [13:19] <Mauiki> <kek>
  493. [13:19] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d4
  494. [13:19] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  495. [13:19] <DM> Bayith, you have the hood of the vanguard, you should have about +12 health by now
  496. [13:19] <Bayith_Siscoe> hp 38/54
  497. [13:19] <Bayith_Siscoe> <fuck>
  498. [13:20] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <how many turns have we had?>
  499. [13:20] <DM> I don't know, just try and remember from now on
  500. [13:20] <DM> Bayith, take +12 health, then go
  501. [13:20] <Vorpas_Jabwak> kk
  502. [13:20] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 50/54
  503. [13:20] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Bayith, your turn.
  504. [13:22] <Vorpas_Jabwak> < Bayith_Siscoe >
  505. [13:23] <DM> (+1 every 3 turns, still think it's accurate enough)
  506. [13:24] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <its k>
  507. [13:25] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <.. . . .>
  508. [13:25] <Mauiki> <smoke>
  509. [13:25] <Bayith_Siscoe> <<this is my 8th turn>
  510. [13:25] <Bayith_Siscoe> <I think>
  511. [13:26] <DM> The it's +2 health
  512. [13:26] <Bayith_Siscoe> hp 40/54
  513. [13:26] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <actually i think its +5, since it doesnt specify its its his turn that passes>
  514. [13:26] <Bayith_Siscoe> this was my 4th turn right?
  515. [13:26] <Bayith_Siscoe> 3rd*
  516. [13:26] <Bayith_Siscoe> being on fire
  517. [13:27] <Vorpas_Jabwak> ye
  518. [13:27] <Bayith_Siscoe> so I'm not on fire anymore right?
  519. [13:27] <DM> You take one last turn of damage and then no longer on fire
  520. [13:27] <Vorpas_Jabwak> i dunno
  521. [13:27] <Bayith_Siscoe> if this is my third though
  522. [13:27] <DM> Look if you trust me this fight goes faster
  523. [13:28] <Bayith_Siscoe> fair enough
  524. [13:28] <Bayith_Siscoe> same thing as last time then
  525. [13:28] <Bayith_Siscoe> intimidate, run, shoot
  526. [13:28] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+2 intimidate
  527. [13:28] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+2 intimidate [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  528. [13:28] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20
  529. [13:28] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
  530. [13:28] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas is intimidated
  531. [13:29] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+2 hit
  532. [13:29] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+2 hit [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
  533. [13:29] <Mauiki> <git spook>
  534. [13:29] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Miss
  535. [13:29] <Vorpas_Jabwak> i think
  536. [13:29] <Bayith_Siscoe> but I intimidated you
  537. [13:29] <Vorpas_Jabwak> wait yeah
  538. [13:29] <Vorpas_Jabwak> hit
  539. [13:29] <Mauiki> <OHHHHH>
  540. [13:30] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 4d6+2
  541. [13:30] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 4d6+2 [ 4d6=10 ]{12}
  542. [13:30] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 40/76
  543. [13:30] <DM> Vorpas is hit and now is on fire
  544. [13:31] <Bayith_Siscoe> "ge+ fucked c()()mie"
  545. [13:31] <Bayith_Siscoe> ===End Turn===
  546. [13:31] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas rushes his again
  547. [13:31] <Vorpas_Jabwak> and attempts a grapple
  548. [13:31] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Roll 1d20+14
  549. [13:31] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+14 [ 1d20=18 ]{32}
  550. [13:31] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+5
  551. [13:31] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
  552. [13:32] <Vorpas_Jabwak> You are now grappled.
  553. [13:32] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas punches the fucker
  554. [13:32] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20+6
  555. [13:32] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=19 ]{25}
  556. [13:32] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 7 damage
  557. [13:32] <Bayith_Siscoe> hp 34/54
  558. [13:32] <Vorpas_Jabwak> End turn
  559. [13:33] <Mauiki> <rip Bayith>
  560. [13:33] <Bayith_Siscoe> <don't forget fire>
  561. [13:33] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d4
  562. [13:33] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  563. [13:33] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 36/76 hp
  564. [13:33] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d4
  565. [13:33] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  566. [13:33] <Bayith_Siscoe> hp 33/54
  567. [13:33] <Bayith_Siscoe> no longer on fire
  568. [13:34] <Vorpas_Jabwak> ur turn
  569. [13:34] <Bayith_Siscoe> how do I do a concentrate check?
  570. [13:35] <Vorpas_Jabwak> the dc isssss
  571. [13:35] <Vorpas_Jabwak> 14+T
  572. [13:35] <Bayith_Siscoe> 14
  573. [13:35] <Vorpas_Jabwak> dunno what t means
  574. [13:35] <Bayith_Siscoe> but I literally don't no what to roll
  575. [13:35] <DM> it's a d20+con
  576. [13:36] <Bayith_Siscoe> hood of the vangaurd
  577. [13:36] <Bayith_Siscoe> hp 34/54
  578. [13:36] <Bayith_Siscoe> before I forget
  579. [13:36] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 120+1 concentrate
  580. [13:36] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 120+1 concentrate {121}
  581. [13:36] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+1 concentrate
  582. [13:36] <Vorpas_Jabwak> uh
  583. [13:36] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+1 concentrate [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
  584. [13:36] <Bayith_Siscoe> gg
  585. [13:36] <Vorpas_Jabwak> ohdamn
  586. [13:36] <Bayith_Siscoe> I'm fucking dead
  587. [13:37] <DM> Bayith totally can not stop paying attention to the fucking beartrap by his ear
  588. [13:37] <Vorpas_Jabwak> yeah sorry about that
  589. [13:37] <Mauiki> <tips fedora>
  590. [13:37] <DM> Well, you can try to get away
  591. [13:37] <Mauiki> <you could start wiggling>
  592. [13:37] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20+5 acrobatics
  593. [13:37] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20+5 acrobatics [ 1d20=6 ]{11}
  594. [13:38] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20+14
  595. [13:38] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+14 [ 1d20=19 ]{33}
  596. [13:38] <DM> Alright then
  597. [13:38] <DM> Vorpas's turn
  598. [13:38] <Bayith_Siscoe> T.T
  599. [13:38] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Vorpas tries to bite his face off.
  600. [13:38] <Bayith_Siscoe> WAIT
  601. [13:38] <Vorpas_Jabwak> wut
  602. [13:38] <Bayith_Siscoe> can I make a charm check?
  603. [13:38] <Bayith_Siscoe> to seduce Vorpas?
  604. [13:38] <Vorpas_Jabwak> . . . .
  605. [13:38] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Sure.
  606. [13:39] <Mauiki> <oh lawd>
  607. [13:39] <DM> You already used your minor
  608. [13:39] <Vorpas_Jabwak> nvm then
  609. [13:39] <DM> But I wanna allow this
  610. [13:39] <DM> Well roll for biting
  611. [13:39] <Mauiki> <action. start thrusting>
  612. [13:39] <Bayith_Siscoe> roll 1d20-3 for charm
  613. [13:39] <`DICE> Bayith_Siscoe rolled 1d20-3 for charm [ 1d20=1 ]{-2}
  614. [13:39] <Bayith_Siscoe> goddamn it
  615. [13:40] <Mauiki> <wow>
  616. [13:40] <DM> Bayith just. Makes himself look more delicious
  617. [13:40] <DM> Vorpas, roll for biting
  618. [13:40] <Vorpas_Jabwak> <holy fuck yes>
  619. [13:40] <Vorpas_Jabwak> roll 1d20+6
  620. [13:40] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=17 ]{23}
  621. [13:41] <Vorpas_Jabwak> Roll 4d12+6
  622. [13:41] <`DICE> Vorpas_Jabwak rolled 4d12+6 [ 4d12=31 ]{37}
  623. [13:41] <Mauiki> <jesus>
  624. [13:41] <Bayith_Siscoe> dead
  625. [13:41] <Bayith_Siscoe> goddamn it
  626. [13:41] <DM> And you bite his face off
  627. [13:41] <Vorpas_Jabwak> annd vorpas captchelogs his face
  628. [13:41] <DM> Vorpas wins and advances to the next round
  629. [13:41] <Vorpas_Jabwak> gg
  630. [13:41] <Bayith_Siscoe> gg
  631. [13:41] <Bayith_Siscoe> that charm check though
  632. [13:41] <Vorpas_Jabwak> ====END====
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