johninja AustNet IRC rapist

[07:09] <johninja> cool
[07:09] <johninja> i'm not sure if i'm working or not yet
[07:09] <johninja> going to check at 9
[07:09] <johninja> see if its too wet still
[07:09] <{LeE}> oh that sucks
[07:10] <awolf> working on your mum and dads farm isnt really a job
[07:10] <johninja> hehe i don't mind either way
[07:10] <awolf> its like chores
[07:10] <johninja> why are you attacking me this morning awolf?
[07:10] <johninja> are you drunk and sad again?
[07:10] <johninja> sorry man
[07:10] * mandyjane cheers awolf on
[07:10] <johninja> but trying to hurt my feelings won't help you
[07:10] <johninja> yeah you would mandy
[07:10] <johninja> where is skirmish?
[07:11] <johninja> we need to have a wee talk
[07:11] <mandyjane> he was here earlier
[07:11] <johninja> cool
[07:11] <+Skrotus> <Skirmish> Shower time and then take 2 at getting this gym to cancel my membership.
[07:11] <awolf> do u get paid an allowance
[07:11] <{LeE}> johninja in the shower
[07:11] <johninja> `seen skirmish
[07:11] <prowl> johninja, Skirmish ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 3 minutes ago (04.03. 07:07) stating "Ping timeout: 181 seconds" after spending 45 minutes there.
[07:11] <mandyjane> oh snap.
[07:11] <+Skrotus> working on your parents farm totally is a job
[07:12] <johninja> you going to your dads or is he coming around to yours lee?
[07:12] <mandyjane> yeah awolf. but he spends it all on booze ciggs and internet cred. lols
[07:12] <+Skrotus> often the son will take over the farm when the parents retire
[07:12] <awolf> who is your superfund with grandma
[07:12] <+Skrotus> so it's essentially a career
[07:12] <johninja> oh right mandy are we going to start talking shit about each other now?
[07:12] <johninja> are you sure you want to do this?
[07:12] <{LeE}> johninja dunno yet
[07:12] <johninja> lets talk about how you drink drive with your child in the car
[07:12] <johninja> that sounds like a fun topic
[07:12] <mandyjane> yeah lets
[07:12] <awolf> how come you cant find single ladies in your town johninja
[07:12] <mandyjane> lets talk about ur farm
[07:12] <awolf> what did you do
[07:12] <mandyjane> what towns it in again?
[07:13] <mandyjane> oh thats right....
[07:13] <mandyjane> i remember
[07:13] <+Skrotus> so much hostility :(
[07:13] <johninja> or how about how you smoke weed in the car with her and she says shit like "everything looks like it is made of cakes"
[07:13] <johninja> LOL
[07:13] <johninja> you dumbfuck
[07:13] <mandyjane> cupcakes
[07:13] <mandyjane> hehe
[07:13] <mandyjane> ur weed mang
[07:13] <johninja> or how you do coke and laugh at her while she is lying on the ground covered in gravel rash after coming off her scooter
[07:13] <awolf> have u ever been convicted of a sexual crime johninja
[07:13] <mandyjane> it was funny
[07:13] <mandyjane> awolf: he should be.
[07:14] <johninja> explain mandyjane
[07:14] <mandyjane> awolf: he could be. if i were to take. short trip
[07:14] <johninja> are you talking about the time we both got shitfaced and you placed my hand in your vagina
[07:14] <johninja> and i fingered you for a bit
[07:14] <johninja> and then i went to fuck you
[07:14] <johninja> but you said no
[07:14] <johninja> so i stopped?
[07:14] <mandyjane> no the time i woke up and u were fingering ne
[07:14] <johninja> phht
[07:14] <awolf> whoa
[07:15] <mandyjane> (gave out my home address). thats it
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[07:15] <johninja> you know that isn't true
[07:15] <mandyjane> look up farms under surname bowen and youll find it
[07:15] <johninja> oh so you are going to give ouy peoples addresses too mandy?
[07:15] <victim> did you feel sexually assaulted mandyjane?
[07:15] <johninja> cool
[07:15] <mandyjane> i know thats exactly how it fukn happened cunt
[07:15] <mandyjane> victim: i felt like the victim
[07:15] <johninja> ok bitch
[07:15] <johninja> you are fucked
[07:15] <mandyjane> haha
[07:15] <johninja> i can't wait until he gets back
[07:16] <awolf> violent
[07:16] <johninja> this is going to be a fun day :)
[07:16] <mandyjane> call me a slut coz i wont sleep with u
[07:16] <mandyjane> oh the irony
[07:16] <mandyjane> oooohh noo
[07:16] <mandyjane> pls not teh skirmish
[07:16] <mandyjane> im beggin u
[07:16] <mandyjane> LOL
[07:16] <awolf> be nice 2 girls sheesh
[07:16] <mandyjane> fuck off tard
[07:16] <johninja> :)
[07:16] <johninja> we'll see mandy
[07:16] <awolf> what else did he do
[07:16] <johninja> i think you will regret this
[07:16] <mandyjane> somebady call teh welfare
[07:16] <mandyjane> oh lawdt
[07:16] <mandyjane> oh lawdy
[07:16] <johninja> but yeah just so you know?
[07:17] <mandyjane> child abuse at its finest
[07:17] <johninja> and for the record?
[07:17] <johninja> you started
[07:17] <mandyjane> haha. i started it sure
[07:17] <awolf> johninja teh master sexual manipulator
[07:17] <awolf> fingering girls in their sleep
[07:17] <mandyjane> you finished it tho.
[07:17] <johninja> i will
[07:17] <johninja> its far from over
[07:17] <mandyjane> finished our friendship coz i wont fuck u
[07:17] <awolf> stay classy san diego
[07:17] <mandyjane> hows that for a dummy spit
[07:17] <johninja> you aren't worth my time
[07:18] <mandyjane> ditto
[07:18] <johninja> i'm not going to wait for you
[07:18] <johninja> if you were a virgin princess?
[07:18] <johninja> yeah maybe
[07:18] <mandyjane> domt want u to
[07:18] <johninja> but you aren't
[07:18] <mandyjane> i like my cocks big
[07:18] * jjj84 ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: .)
[07:18] <johninja> yeah you would
[07:18] <mandyjane> and i like men who arent stinky farm boys
[07:18] <awolf> did he beg u for sex mandy
[07:18] <johninja> they would need to fit in your gaping vagina lol
[07:18] <johninja> oh so now you didn't like me?
[07:18] <mandyjane> awolf: yeah. and got really cut when i saod no
[07:18] <johninja> why are you so upset mandy?
[07:18] <awolf> lol
[07:19] <johninja> if you don't care
[07:19] <johninja> and didn't like me
[07:19] <johninja> what were your plans then?
[07:19] <awolf> go do your chores johninja
[07:19] <johninja> just to use me?
[07:19] * pop-d0g ([email protected]) Quit (Connection closed)
[07:19] <johninja> awolf you are a bitch mate
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[07:19] <johninja> jumping in as soon as someone else has a crack
[07:19] <johninja> lol
[07:19] <mandyjane> johninja: if i placed ur hand on my vagina.. and let u finger me.... thats crap. i had my period and u were fingering my tampon. youre dirty. fucking molested me
[07:19] <johninja> coward
[07:19] <johninja> lol what?
[07:19] <mandyjane> u heard
[07:19] <mandyjane> u dumb mate
[07:20] <johninja> now you are just making shit up
[07:20] <mandyjane> no
[07:20] <johninja> good luck with that though
[07:20] <mandyjane> narh its forreal
[07:20] <mandyjane> not for play
[07:20] <awolf> what happened in your home town that made you have to travel interstate to get laid john
[07:20] <mandyjane> forreal
[07:20] <awolf> what did u do
[07:20] <mandyjane> SAME THING THAT MADE HIM LEAVE HERE
[07:20] <mandyjane> REJECTION
[07:20] <mandyjane> HAHAHA
[07:20] <johninja> leave here?
[07:20] <mandyjane> narh. his fucked gins up there.
[07:21] * victim vomits
[07:21] <awolf> yea white girls dont want to sleep with a guy that fucks abboriginals
[07:21] <mandyjane> johninja <------ gin jockey
[07:21] <johninja> i'm just waitin' for a mate
[07:21] <mandyjane> awolf: fuckn amen to that
[07:21] <johninja> oh mandy care to fill us in on what REALLY happened with your finger?
[07:21] <johninja> whats that disease called again?
[07:21] <johninja> you get it from being a filthy junkie
[07:21] <mandyjane> mrsa
[07:21] <mandyjane> everyone knows that.
[07:21] <johninja> yeah
[07:21] <victim> omg
[07:22] <johninja> why did you say it was an ingrown hair then?
[07:22] <johninja> you are a liar
[07:22] <awolf> teh johninja desease, careful ladies its going around
[07:22] <mandyjane> community aquired mrsa.
[07:22] <mandyjane> coz it started as a ingrown hair
[07:22] <johninja> bullshit
[07:22] <victim> what sort of junkie are you mandyjane?
[07:22] <johninja> NOBODY gets hairs there mape
[07:22] <+Skrotus> this is silly, you clearly liked each other a couple of days ago
[07:22] <awolf> johninja uses people
[07:22] <mandyjane> johninja: wanna tell everyone what happened to ur cock
[07:22] <johninja> yeah i'm sorry Skrotus but she was the one who wants to make up stories and give out peoples details
[07:22] <awolf> you'll notice theACMA and thestig, his friends hate him
[07:23] <johninja> what happened to my cock?
[07:23] <mandyjane> johninja: im known for my hairy fingers. ask sarah or fawks
[07:23] <johninja> they aren't my friends
[07:23] <mandyjane> ya mate skirmish even
[07:23] <awolf> he uses people and its sexually motivated, why he has no friends, or friends only last a short while
[07:23] <johninja> they stopped ebing my friends because i like mandy in fact
[07:23] <johninja> a lot of people did
[07:23] <johninja> :(
[07:23] <mandyjane> Skrotus: he liked me
[07:23] <victim> mandyjane he's given you the ok to spill the beans on his cock
[07:23] <victim> tell me the johninja cock story
[07:23] <awolf> its a lesson he's learning and we're all a part of
[07:23] <johninja> yeah lets hear it
[07:24] <johninja> i havn't heard this one either
[07:24] <johninja> what happened to my dick?
[07:24] * johninja gets popcorn
[07:26] * Disconnected
Session Close: Mon Mar 04 07:26:46 2013

Session Start: Mon Mar 04 07:26:46 2013
Session Ident: #melbourne
[07:26] * Attempting to rejoin channel #melbourne
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[07:27] * Topic is '#Melbourne :: 11:39p <!mzyoyo> it's about ugly ppl that can't get laid being sooks on irc'
[07:27] * Set by knifebunny on Sun Mar 03 23:43:04
[07:27] <johninja> sorry i missed that
[07:27] <johninja> please let me know what happened to my dick
[07:27] <johninja> i'm intruiged now
[07:28] <{LeE}> johninja nothing has been said
[07:28] <johninja> :(
[07:28] <johninja> ok
[07:28] <awolf> i believe regular guys can get laid no sweat in thir local area but if they find someone on the internet they love it makes sense to meet up, but having to travel interstate just to get a leg over is a big red flag
[07:28] <{LeE}> lol
[07:28] <amsy> oh dear
[07:28] <{LeE}> YAYs get to see dad after lunch woohoooooooooooo
[07:28] <awolf> so tell us your dirty secrets
[07:28] <+Skrotus> morning amsy
[07:28] <johninja> sisn't that whhat your close friend joel said awolf?
[07:29] <johninja> pretty sure that is him
[07:29] <awolf> changing the subject
[07:29] <johninja> why are you so interested in what i do or don't do awolf?
[07:29] <awolf> if you havent slept with a girl before and you finger her in her sleep is that not sexual assault
[07:29] <johninja> its strange
[07:29] <awolf> cos you bring it here
[07:29] <johninja> do i?
[07:29] <awolf> your sex life and my irc chat life intertwine
[07:30] <{LeE}> :/
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[07:30] <johninja> why are you so interested in my sex life?
[07:30] <johninja> coool {LeE}
[07:30] <johninja> it would be nice if people didn't have to be dicks
[07:30] <{LeE}> :D
[07:31] <amsy> good morning Skrotus
[07:31] <{LeE}> i know right
[07:31] <johninja> and we could have a normal chat
[07:31] <{LeE}> so true
[07:31] <awolf> a world where you can molest any girl you please without recourse, keep dreaming
[07:31] <{LeE}> i need a bin for my room ah
[07:31] <johninja> lol do you think if it was true that we would have been able to maintain our friendship for so long after that awolf?
[07:32] <johninja> what are you using at the moment {LeE}?
[07:32] <{LeE}> a bag :/
[07:36] <mandyjane> johninja: friendship continued coz i felt sorry for u.
[07:36] <johninja> lol
[07:36] <johninja> keep making shit up mandy x
[07:36] <Kynetic> oh
[07:36] <Kynetic> are we making shit up??
[07:36] <johninja> yeah
[07:36] * Kynetic is the CEO of microsoft
[07:36] <+Skrotus> I think that's the name of the game
[07:36] <mandyjane> hahaa ok. x
[07:36] <mandyjane> we can ask my mum. i told her the next day x
[07:37] <johninja> yeah sure
[07:37] <Kynetic> its true!
[07:37] <johninja> get your mum on irc to lie for you
[07:37] <johninja> this will be awesome
[07:37] <mandyjane> no i meant make statement to police
[07:37] <+Skrotus> you go do that then
[07:37] <johninja> ok you do that
[07:37] <mandyjane> sif mum comes to irc
[07:37] <{LeE}> glad Joel n i wernt like this
[07:37] <johninja> i know lee
[07:37] <johninja> mandy is clearly hurt
[07:38] <johninja> because i wont wait for her for years
[07:38] <johninja> while she fucks other guys
[07:38] <johninja> sorry babe x
[07:38] <johninja> i'm not a sucker yo
[07:38] <mandyjane> i will do that if welfare knock on.my door
[07:38] <johninja> i deserve better than that
[07:38] <mandyjane> best u hurry up and make the call. we moving in two weeks
[07:38] <johninja> so you are trying to blackmail me now?
[07:38] <mandyjane> lol u dont deserve shit
[07:39] * +Skrotus trims his toe nails
[07:39] <johninja> i don't think it's that great to drink drive and do coke in front of your kids and laugh when they get hurt
[07:39] <awolf> did johninja threaten to call welfare on you if you didnt sleep with him?
[07:39] <mandyjane> think u can blackmail me into fucking u? i dont fuck outa sympathy. i fuck coz im attracted to someone.
[07:39] <johninja> nor smoke weed in front of them until they say shit like "the whole world looks like it is made of cakes"
[07:39] <mandyjane> coke in front of ruby now? wow. cool
[07:39] <johninja> but thats your call
[07:39] <johninja> i guess
[07:39] <awolf> who provided the weed mandyjane
[07:39] <mandyjane> john
[07:40] <mandyjane> his idea to smoke it
[07:40] <mandyjane> in the car
[07:40] <johninja> lol bullshit
[07:40] <counterflory> Hah.
[07:40] <counterflory> Mad.
[07:40] <counterflory> Ouch....
[07:40] <+Skrotus> good morning fibry
[07:40] <johninja> so you can't tell someone not to smoke weed in your car?
[07:40] <johninja> really?
[07:40] <mandyjane> yeah. im out. goin for a run
[07:40] <johninja> is that what you are saying?
[07:40] <johninja> yeah run mate
[07:40] <johninja> the thing is mandy you can run all you want
[07:40] <awolf> wait, so to be clear - john gives a female drugs, they dont want to fuck him, then later when they dont want to meet up h threatens to call welfare about them using drugs to get sex
[07:40] <mandyjane> but chu cant hide?
[07:41] * awolf ([email protected]) Quit (EOF from client)
[07:41] <johninja> ;)
[07:41] <mandyjane> awolf: pre much
[07:41] <mandyjane> classy bloke ey
[07:41] * mandyjane ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Bye)
[07:41] <johninja> i'm still trying to make sense of that
[07:41] <johninja> anyways...
[07:42] <johninja> it sucks it has to be like this now
[07:42] <johninja> was her call

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[22:35] <mandyjane> ill bash any chick who fux u around.
[22:35] <johninja> i don't want you too
[22:36] <mandyjane> hm?
[22:37] <johninja> i don't want you to bash chicks that fuck me around lol
[22:38] <mandyjane> well why fuck not
[22:38] <johninja> just stop fucking with my head if you aren't willing to follow through
[22:38] <mandyjane> i love bashin.bitches
[22:38] <johninja> thats basicaly it
[22:38] <johninja> sorry for being brutally honest
[22:39] <mandyjane> ok
[22:39] <mandyjane> hearin u
[22:39] <johninja> but yeah it will end up ruining our friendship
[22:39] <mandyjane> just one q
[22:39] <johninja> the whole sexual tension bs
[22:39] <johninja> sure
[22:39] <johninja> ask anything you wwant
[22:39] <mandyjane> what is it that fcks with ur head
[22:39] <johninja> just like all the flirting
[22:39] <johninja> i know i am just as bad
[22:39] <johninja> but there isn't a chick i don't flirt with i wouldn't fuck
[22:40] <mandyjane> flirting with you?
[22:40] <johninja> and therin lyes the dif
[22:40] <mandyjane> i would fuck you.
[22:40] <johninja> lol no you wouldn't
[22:40] <johninja> you had many chances
[22:40] <mandyjane> just THEFUCKINGTIMINGOKAY
[22:40] <johninja> and you told me to fuck off every time
[22:40] <mandyjane> i dont wanna fuck my head.
[22:40] <johninja> nah we can fuck
[22:40] <johninja> you don't have to be my gf lol
[22:40] <johninja> thats fine
[22:41] <mandyjane> and i didnt wanna fuck shit between us.
[22:41] <johninja> good me either
[22:41] <johninja> i'm glad we can talk about shit like this

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[21:11] <johninja> the inside of your vagina isn't prickly
[21:11] <johninja> i can attest to that
[21:11] <johninja> :P
[21:11] <mandyjane> :o
[21:11] <mandyjane> oh my
[21:11] <johninja> lol i dunno why i keep bringing that up
[21:11] <johninja> creepiest thing i have ever done
[21:11] <mandyjane> coz youre proud?
[21:11] <johninja> nah
[21:11] <johninja> i would have been
[21:11] <mandyjane> creepy? :o
[21:11] <johninja> but you were like no
[21:12] <johninja> yeah
[21:12] <johninja> i reckon thats a bit creepy
[21:12] <johninja> taking advantage of a drunk chick like that
[21:12] <johninja> its just fucked
[21:12] <johninja> i was fucked up too though
[21:12] <johninja> glad it didn't get wierd
[21:12] <mandyjane> lol
[21:12] <mandyjane> dw
[21:12] <mandyjane> its all good
[21:12] <mandyjane> :)
[21:12] <johninja> :)